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<What does ‘Husband’ mean?>
Entry 18
X year, 19 January
Weather: Sunny
Today I overheard that sand sculpture quarrelling on the phone with his family again, it seemed like it was about the issue of not having a girlfriend. Come to think of it, he would turn 30 on his next birthday. Although he looked much the same as he was around five years ago, not having a girlfriend at such an old age would inevitably rouse suspicions about him having some kind of hidden disorders… like not being able to perform well in those kinds of stuff.
I advised him to have a change of heart and work hard to find a stable girlfriend, since he was still good looking. If not, by the time he is old and ugly, and when his career is not at its peak, girls wouldn’t want to be with him anymore.
I was earnestly discussing this topic with him, but he just grinned cheekily and asked me whether or not I was willing to support him for the rest of our lives if he wasn’t able to find a girl to marry.
Of course I was not willing (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
I’m not his father, what obligation do I have to take care of him my entire life?!
Besides, even though this guy is a good-for-nothing rich kid, his looks and figure are exceptional QAQ
I wasn’t so generous to such a degree that I would let him live together with my wife in the future… Upon hearing me say the word ‘wife’, that guy’s expression changed drastically. He asked me if I already had a girlfriend.
(T_T) We are both single dogs, must we hurt each other like this?
I am constantly thinking about work 24 hours a day, and I would always spend the rare breaks that I have with this guy, so where on earth could I find the time to get a girlfriend?!
Furthermore, don’t all second-generation kids in idol dramas acquire a beautiful and gentle childhood sweetheart as their fiance?!
Why did the Heavens above assign me a sand sculpture childhood friend instead?!
And he’s even a guy?!
Entry 19
X year, 20 January
Weather: Sunny
Today, that sand sculpture accidentally dropped a few crumbs onto the carpet while he was eating his snacks. I couldn’t help but reprimand him to be more careful next time. Although this kind of a furry carpet looked rather aesthetic, it was extremely troublesome to clean and sometimes, it even required paying cleaners an extra cleaning fee. The sand sculpture looked a bit unhappy upon hearing this and he pettily said that he could also clean my carpet perfectly without me having to pay a single cent.
→_→ Did he think I was that concerned about the money? I only wanted to tell him off for making my carpet dirty!
Cheap things are definitely not of good quality, what more things that come for free? I immediately rejected him without hesitation.
However, this guy seemed determined to go against my words and insisted on personally cleaning my carpet. He even went to the store room to get a vacuum cleaner.
Okay ba ╮(╯-╰)╭ Since he was so hellbent on doing it, I didn’t bother to stop him anymore.
I wanted him to learn how difficult it really was to clean my carpet, so that he wouldn’t be so careless in the future.
However, it turned out that I had underestimated how much of a sand sculpture this guy truly was.
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He was only cleaning up the carpet ba! Why was he making such a huge commotion as though he was spring cleaning?
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En… while he had quite an imagination, reality is entirely unlike his ingenious imagination.
The standing lamp in my house has a minimalistic design, so it was not very heavy. Hence, the carpet would still move around while he cleaned it.
That guy seemed to understand where the problem lied, he dejectedly sat on the sofa and whipped out his phone.
I thought he wanted to give up but then my phone suddenly rang. It turned out that the sand sculpture had sent me a message.
He asked me if I had any double-sided tape…
I had a bad premonition in my heart as I asked him what he wanted to use it for.
I suspected that he wanted to tape the four sides of my carpet to the floor before cleaning it.
QAQ If he did this, what would happen to my floor? The double-sided tape stains would make it look hideous!
I was silent for a moment, before deciding to lie for the sake of my floor, so I told him I didn’t have double-sided tape.
That guy sighed upon seeing my reply, and laid down stiffly on my sofa like a piece of dried salted fish.
I thought he had really given up and just before I went back to continue my work, that rascal did something that I would never forget in my entire life.
He opened the fridge and took out a can of Coke, drank a few mouthfuls, before pouring the rest of the Coke all over my carpet.
I was stupefied. I really couldn’t fathom what the heck he was trying to do.
However, he remained very calm and sat back down on the sofa to send me a message, which said: “Accidentally poured Coke on your carpet QAQ I shall buy a new one for you tomorrow ba.”
Emmmmmmm accidentally?! He obviously did it on purpose ah!
He could have just told me that he didn’t want to clean the carpet, why must he be so extreme?
Entry 20
X year, 22 January
Weather: Hazy
That sand sculpture wasn’t home when I came back, could it be that he had finally decided to roll back to his own house?
I took out my phone to ask him what was going on, and at that very moment he suddenly called me.
It sounded very chaotic at his end, akin to many people talking at the same time and it was after a long time that I finally managed to hear his voice.
Without a doubt, that rogue was getting drunk outside again. His speech was slurred and obscure.
I asked him why he had called me, and he said that he was in need of a substitute driver.
I was going to ask further, but he abruptly hung up the phone without saying a single word of thanks.
This made me immensely infuriated!
I worked so hard the entire day yet this guy was outside, fooling and drinking around as he indulged in sensual pleasures!
This was way too unfair!
I felt like ignoring him but after sitting down for a while, I ended up grabbing my keys and got out of the house.
That guy was inebriated to such an extent, what if he carelessly slept with some random woman?
I had a feeling that if it really happened, he would definitely plead me to help him think of what to do.
Upon thinking about the various troublesome things that could arise in the future, I decided to pull out the roots and prevent all of the mess from happening, so I reluctantly went to fetch him.
But after reaching that place, I finally realised why that guy wanted to leave so badly.
Although the bar looked quite zestful, one would be able to tell upon looking closely that there wasn’t a single girl in sight!
I thought I had seen wrongly at first, so I asked someone if there was a men-only event today.
But that guy laughed loudly and told me that this bar was especially constructed for men everyday.
Alright ba… looks like I misunderstood that sand sculpture. He didn’t plan to hunt for beauties tonight and only wanted to find a place to drink.
I sent him a message to ask him where he was, but that guy didn’t reply to me at all.
I suspected that his phone ran out of battery, given that his line was suddenly cut while we were on the phone a while ago.
It couldn’t be helped, I could only try to find the needle in the haystack, and search for the sand sculpture I knew from the crowd of guys.
The bar was neither very big nor very small.
I searched around for that sand sculpture but I still couldn’t find him, so I decided to sit at the bar counter for a while and wait to collect his ‘corpse’ when there were fewer people.
I had a strong feeling that the guy was probably so drunk he became a puddle of mud.
As I still had to drive later, I ordered a cup of orange juice from the bartender like an elementary school kid.
But before the juice was served to me, a voice came from my side: “Give him wine.”
Ha ha →_→ I didn’t need to turn my head to know that the sand sculpture was here.
I told him that I had to drive later and couldn’t drink alcohol.
But that guy actually told me that I didn’t need to drive at all, as we could just get a hotel room.
I glanced at him and noticed his flushed face and disheveled clothes.
It was amazing that he could end up in this state despite being in a bar devoid of girls.
I told him to sit beside me to sober up first while I finish my orange juice, before fetching him home.
That guy uttered a ‘Oh’ and sat beside me while staring and smiling broadly.
I got goosebumps from him staring so intently at me and told him to stop. He could order his own juice if he really wanted some.
He shook his head and told me that I seemed a bit familiar.
Emmmmmm We’ve known each other for more than 20 years, it’s really a friendship since our youthful days.
It would have been strange if I didn’t look familiar to him!
“How coincidental, you also look rather familiar to me,” I said.
My underlying meaning was to tell him to be more obedient and stop acting like a drama queen.
All of a sudden, this guy staggered towards me, squinted his eyes while looking at me up and down.
He was very close. I could even smell the alcohol in his breath.
I suddenly felt my heart skip a beat.
Even though I didn’t drink at all, I strangely felt that this guy looked quite coquettish. I even had an impulse to kiss him.
Of course this kind of thought was just in passing, I couldn’t bear to overdo it and pushed him back in his chair.
“Can’t you just sit there obediently?” I asked.
That guy didn’t answer me and only continued to grin stupidly.
I sighed in exasperation and decided to bring that drunkard home first.
That guy had slight consciousness now but his actions could still be considered normal. However, if he later threw a drunken fit, I really wouldn’t be able to control him.
Just as we were about to leave the bar, that guy suddenly struggled crazily. He said something like he couldn’t leave the bar as he was still waiting for his husband to pick him up.
What the hell is this?
I felt the gazes of the people around us and I hated that I couldn’t just knock out that sand sculpture so I could just drag him home.
“Can you sober up! A big guy like you, where did you get a husband from ah!” I smacked that rascal in an attempt to sober him up.
“I have! We have stayed together for a long time already!” That sand sculpture exclaimed.
To stop me from dragging him out of the door, he hugged a pillar in the bar tightly and refused to let go.
I was extremely embarrassed. This scene really seemed as if I was trying to abduct an innocent boy.
I could even feel the crowd around us laughing to themselves.
QAQ If I had known this was going to happen, I wouldn’t have come at all! Now I was stuck here in a precarious position!
There was nothing else I could do, so I had to play along with this act of his. I gently asked him who his husband was.
If he had said a name, maybe I could still help to call that person and let him quickly collect this sand sculpture back home.
This guy had already stayed at my house and freeloaded off me for days! I even considered if I should collect some boarding expenses!
He mumbled something under his breath, but the environment was too chaotic so I couldn’t hear him.
“Your husband asked me to pick you up.” I said impatiently. “Now, if you still refuse to leave with me, you can just go to the hotel next door and lounge there until you become sober before going home by yourself.”
I still had to go to work tomorrow and honestly didn’t have any time to waste with him anymore (Ｔ▽Ｔ)
ML: enters a gay bar
also ML: asks where all the girls are
….ML is really ignorant aiyo 
Thanks for the chapter ♥️♥️
Your Husband came to pick you up~ so cute uwu
Thanks for the chapter! <3
Thanks for the chapter <3
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thanks for the chapter~
Hahahaha He just become a husband in someone’s mind oh God 🤣🤭
Never fails to make me laugh
Thanks for the chapter 💕💕
This whole chapter got me cackling sksksk