editor: simpforlife
<I want to eat tofu>
Entry 16
X year, 17 January
Weather: Balmy
QAQ Yesterday someone shared a picture of meeting me at the car services shop. As a result, everyone in the company thinks that I have a secret girlfriend and they would smile ambiguously whenever they see me. Only I know that I was with that sand sculpture for the whole of yesterday, and I was even stuffed full of dog food.
Seriously, that shop owner didn’t even meet his requirements of a ‘Heavenly Maiden’. She wasn’t pretty enough and her figure was unsatisfactory. Although her personality was not bad and she was artistically talented, it was only fitting for them to be friends. I truly couldn’t understand why that sand sculpture could fall in love with her at first sight.
Maybe this was the power of love ba.
Unexpectedly, he didn’t go on a date with that girl today, and went to play bowling with his friends instead.
I took a look at the photo he sent and recognised those few ‘friends’ of his, they were rich playboys who only knew to idle around.
Ai… that rascal hangs out with those guys everyday, it was no wonder that he became like this.
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
I asked him if he was having fun and he was silent for a moment, before sending me a short clip.
Ktf nlvfb kjr j yla yieg, yea P kjr jyif ab wjxf bea atja tf kjr atf wjlc mtjgjmafg bo atja nlvfb.
Lf abbx j ybkilcu yjii ogbw atf gjmxr jcv abiv atf qfgrbc gfmbgvlcu tlw ab mjqaegf tlr tjcvrbwfcfrr.
Ca atlr wbwfca, j rajoo wfwyfg gjc bnfg jcv qifjvfv klat tlw ab cba gfifjrf atf yjii. Lf ujnf tlw j qjlg bo rbmxr jcv abiv tlw atja tf tjv ab kfjg atf mbggfma rtbfr obg ybkilcu.
I witnessed his stupefied face, and couldn’t help but laugh out loud.
Was it that idiot’s first time playing bowling? He didn’t even know that he needed to wear bowling shoes!
I thought the video would be over by now, since changing shoes required some time. What I didn’t expect was that this guy literally held onto the shoes and socks on one hand while throwing his bowling ball using the other hand…
I truly don’t know how to describe the scene, but that was my first time seeing someone bowl in such a manner.
His friends and the staff around him were shocked to the core and silently stared at him.
He seemed like he couldn’t comprehend what was wrong, and calmly asked the staff what he should do if a shoe slipped off while he was throwing the ball.
How would the staff even answer this?!
I waited excitedly for the next part, but the video abruptly stopped there.
QUQ I really wanted to know how the staff had answered his sand sculpture question!!!
But if I asked him about it, wouldn’t I also seem like a sand sculpture?
Entry 17
X year, 18 January
Weather: Overcast
Today’s work went very smoothly o(*￣▽￣*)ブ I actually managed to leave office early!
To commemorate this celebratory moment, I decided to cook myself dinner today~
To be honest, I am fairly adept at cooking, or at least it rather suits my taste. But because I am often busy with work, I usually don’t have enough time to cook for myself. As there was another person living with me now, I asked out of sheer politeness what he wished to eat.
What I didn’t expect was that this guy suddenly became excited after hearing that I was going to cook, and told me he wanted to go grocery shopping with me.
I was somewhat persuaded by his suggestion.
I normally purchase my groceries online and they would be delivered directly to my doorstep, so it had been very long since I had shopped for groceries in supermarkets.
Now that I thought about it, the last time I went grocery shopping with someone was when I was in elementary school… Hang on, I think I went with this very sand sculpture at that time too?!
Hence, to reminisce our childhood memories, we chose to shop at a supermarket that had the same name as the one in the past.
The moment I stepped into the supermarket, it felt as if I had travelled back to the past.
Although many years had passed, the supermarket’s atmosphere had not changed at all, it was even broadcasting the same type of music as before.
We found an empty shopping cart and started to stroll around the supermarket aimlessly.
That sand sculpture wanted to sit in the cart like a child so that I could push him around, but I sternly rejected him.
I would never let him do such embarrassing things in the public eye!
That guy looked a bit unhappy after I rejected him, so when he said he wanted to push the cart, I satisfied his request. He pushed it obediently at first, but soon after, he found an innovative and interesting way to push the cart.
He treated the cart like a scooter and quickly walked a few steps before using the force of his arms to prop himself up in the air so that the cart could glide forward for a while.
QAQ I suddenly felt that I could relate with Squidward in Spongebob, having a sand sculpture by my side really made me want to beat him up!
This was not the end; when we passed by the vegetables section, that guy promptly took a broccoli from the rack and very tenderly handed it over to me. He even said annoying stuff like ‘gifting a bouquet of fresh flowers just for the beauty in front of me’.
Ha ha, fresh broccoli meant fresh flowers? A good cook meant a beauty?
I expressionlessly put the broccoli back and told him this big chef here didn’t want to cook broccoli today because this chef wants to eat tofu tonight.
I didn’t feel like I had said anything weird at first, but this guy actually blushed because of my words.
Thus, I carefully pondered over it and realised that what I said was indeed quite ambiguous.
But he isn’t even a girl →_→ What the heck was he blushing for!?
the part of him throwing the bowling ball and asking that question made me giggle.
thanks for the chapter! <3
Oml this brat
This piece of sand!
thanks for the chapter~
And, what about the dancing video? 😂