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After Fairy Zhi Wei saw Lin Zhan, she only gave him a slight scolding and did not do any other unnecessary things before letting him go back.
After Lin Zhan left, the several women who came to complain together and wanted Fairy Zhi Wei to give Lin Zhan a good lesson and drive him out of the East Palace felt unhappy. This was a far cry from the effect they expected.
One of the women asked, “Your Majesty, why did you let that male pet go away so easily? His appearance is disgusting at first glance.”
“Yes, Your Majesty, don’t you think he is particularly arrogant and doesn’t take you seriously?”
Fairy Zhi Wei glanced at them, smiled lightly, and said leisurely, “This is an incredible person. If you have nothing to do, then just learn from him. His composed and skillful attitude is out of the ordinary.”
What’s more, if Lin Zhan fell to these three women’s positions one day, he would never seek help from others, or regain favor by filing a complaint.
Fairy Zhi Wei had lived for so many years and had seen so many people, but even she couldn’t tell what kind of person Lin Zhan was.
If one said that he could endure a lot, he could indeed endure a lot. Few men in this world would willingly fall this low and admit to being another man’s pet, but Lin Zhan kept using this as a justification, instead making everything about him that seemed displeasing become only natural.
Fairy Zhi Wei became amused. “Look at Lin Guangling. He could say ‘I am a male pet and it is precisely my job to charm and bewitch my master. This is my mission’, and under the guise of giving face to the East Sovereign, I was blocked without being able to say anything. In this aspect, you guys are really incomparable to him.”
The women looked at each other, and one of them showed a disdainful expression. “That’s called thick-skinned. A grown man is willing to be a male pet, and he also wants to show off to the world. He really doesn’t have any face at all.”
He was comfortable with it.
Fairy Zhi Wei let these women leave.
She didn’t believe that if they were in Lin Zhan’s position, they could still keep a low profile.
Lin Zhan was just more direct than ordinary people.
He just wanted to seduce Xuan Wushe and gain his favor, and no one could stop him. Xuan Wushe learned of Lin Guangling being called away by Fairy Zhi Wei as soon as he returned to the East Palace.
When he came to look for Lin Zhan, Lin Zhan was fishing in a small boat on the Lotus Garden Lake. He was living a wonderful life. Xuan Wushe came to Lin Zhan’s side and landed lightly in the boat, which didn’t even sway at all.
Lin Zhan was startled and almost dropped the pole in his hand.
He said “Aiyah“, pushed Xuan Wushe gently, and complained, “My fish! Your Majesty, you are really bad. I have been fishing all day and finally managed to hook one with much difficulty, but you scared it away.”
Xuan Wushe grabbed Lin Zhan’s hand and pushed it to his chest and asked, “Is your fish more important than me?”
Lin Zhan rolled his eyes with a calculating look on his face.
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Xuan Wushe was heartbroken. “Forget it, you are going to coax me whenever your eyes turn like that. I don’t want to compete with the fish to see who is more important in your heart.”
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“If it takes me ten years to return, won’t you have to stay alone in an empty house for ten years? I feel sorry for you.” Xuan Wushe also laughed, pulled Lin Zhan up, hugged him, and flew over towards the waterside pavilion.
After landing on the ground, Lin Zhan smiled so brightly. “Looks like I have to reward Your Majesty. After all, His Majesty is still thinking about me, even when he’s away from home.”
Xuan Wushe pinched Lin Zhan’s chin and said with a smile, “That’s true.”
Xuan Wushe was indeed not a person with strong sexual desire. However, ever since Lin Zhan gave him meat to eat, he had discovered the benefits of eating meat. However, Xuan Wushe was not an uncontrolled person. On the contrary, he had very strong self-control, but Lin Zhan was very self-indulgent and wanted to play with him every night.
However, Xuan Wushe could control him and was not afraid that he would die if he indulged too much.
After finishing, Xuan Wushe stuffed a golden-purple pill into Lin Zhan’s mouth while he was lying on the bed, looking like he was about to fall asleep.
“What was that?” Lin Zhan opened his eyes and looked at Xuan Wushe in confusion.
Xuan Wushe touched his forehead. “It’s a good thing, just bear with the pain for a bit.”
As soon as Xuan Wushe finished speaking, Lin Zhan felt as if his whole body was being stabbed by needles, and cold sweat suddenly fell down onto the ground.
“Ah ah ah — what is this? It hurts so much… Your Majesty, it hurts so much!” Lin Zhan almost rolled over in pain, and his voice sounded like he was about to cry.
Someone held him in his arms and comforted him very gently and said in his ear, “It’s okay, this is the pill to help you restore your Dantian Qi Sea. If you endure it for a while, you will return to normal. Don’t be afraid.”
The voice seemed to have magic power, and Lin Zhan quickly calmed down.
Suddenly he didn’t feel that much pain anymore.
In the past, Lin Zhan would never act coquettishly in front of the Teacher, let alone show shyness in front of children who were similar to his younger brothers. Everyone felt that the Lin Zhan next to the Teacher was really a powerful person, and he never cried out in pain. He was like a person who didn’t have any flaws.
However, Lin Zhan found that he had become coquettish now.
In the past, he would have scoffed at the pain and just endured it.
But now, he wanted to make his howl known to the world. Even if it didn’t hurt that much, he still wanted to cry and shout a little.
He didn’t know if it was because his tolerance had deteriorated, or because he knew someone would feel sorry for him, so he had no worries.
After a while, Lin Zhan felt a warm qi swirling in his Dantian Qi Sea. Xuan Wushe’s palm was still pressed on his lower back, smoothing out the chaotic Qi in his body.
Lin Zhan turned around to look at Xuan Wushe. “Your Majesty, tell the truth, what exactly did you do? After you went out, you got an extra pill. It couldn’t be as simple as going out to visit friends.”
Xuan Wushe rubbed his head and said, “I went out to visit an old friend who knew how to refine pills. I beat him in chess, so he gave me this hard-to-find pill.”
Lin Zhan smiled, “Your friend must’ve been very reluctant to part with such a valuable pill.”
Xuan Wushe: “Yes.”
Lin Zhan blinked. “Your Majesty, when you went out to visit friends, Fairy Zhi Wei sent someone to look for me.”
Xuan Wushe pretended not to know. “What is she looking for you for? Did she cause difficulties for you?”
Lin Zhan smiled. “There weren’t many difficulties. She probably wanted to see where this little minx came from, who had bewitched her wise and powerful son who had never touched beauties before, and this minx even beat up the son of an important minister’s family.”
Xuan Wushe raised his eyebrows. “You sure made yourself sound important.”
Lin Zhan: “That’s what everyone else says anyway, it’s not like I insisted on describing myself like this.”
Xuan Wushe pinched Lin Zhan’s nose. “You are the only one who can speak well. At this time, I will sew your mouth shut to see if you can still talk.”
Lin Zhan: “In addition to speaking, my mouth has many other uses. Your Majesty is not unaware of it. Are you really willing to do that?”
As he said that, Lin Zhan glanced down at Xuan Wushe’s lower half and snorted. “I don’t believe Your Majesty.”
Xuan Wushe didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. “Can’t you be more restrained?”
Lin Zhan blinked his eyes and pretended to be innocent. “What did I say? I mean, if you sew up my mouth, I won’t be able to eat. If I can’t eat, I’ll be unhappy, and I won’t let Your Majesty eat. Doesn’t Your Majesty feel reluctant?”
Xuan Wushe: “….”
Lin Zhan curled his lips. “I am so good at cooking, I don’t believe that Your Majesty is willing to part with it.”
“…”
“…“
“Lin Guangling!” Xuan Wushe turned over and pressed Lin Zhan underneath, pretending to be angry and strangling his neck. “Shut up, shut up, shut up! One day I will make your mouth unable to speak!”
Lin Zhan laughed. “It’s true that I couldn’t speak when I was sucking off Your Majesty with my mouth.”
Xuan Wushe: “….”
He suddenly felt a bit puzzled. He had many friends who had three wives and four concubines in their harems, but he felt that having a Lin Zhan by his side was difficult enough to deal with. How could those friends be so adept and manage to survive among those little minxes in the harem that to this day, no one has died due to sexual exhaustion?
Reality proved that not everyone in a harem was as bold, spicy, and coquettish as Lin Zhan. It was only after Lin Zhan had left for a long time that he suddenly realized this.
Naturally, the two of them started messing around again.
After Lin Zhan’s Dantian Qi Sea was restored, his white hair at the temples turned black, and he looked much younger, as if he were a fresh and tender young man of eighteen years old.
The relationship between Lin Zhan and Xuan Wushe became closer and better, and the two of them spent more and more time together.
Lin Zhan was an interesting person. There were always things in his mind that Xuan Wushe never thought of.
“In our time, there was something called a television set.” Lin Zhan showed off, “When someone is filming or singing, we can see it on TV, and there are many TV channels to change. If you don’t want to watch the actor, you can also watch other actors.”
Xuan Wushe: “It’s almost the same as a wall that records videos.’
Lin Zhan: “There is still a difference. You can only look at one person on the wall. If you don’t like his acting, what else would be there to see?”
Xuan Wushe snorted. “If I don’t like his performance, why would I let him waste a perfectly good recording wall?”
Lin Zhan: “…..”
Lin Zhan suddenly had an idea. “Your Majesty, how about I write a script and you find some people to rehearse the play for me? In our time, there were many classic scripts, which were very interesting. I used to like reading novels.”
Xuan Wushe didn’t think there was anything wrong. Instead, he was a little curious about the scripts Lin Zhan had read. “Write out the script first and let me read it first. If I think it’s good, then I’ll find someone to arrange it.”
Lin Zhan happily went to write a script.
Within a few days, the script was completed.
He showed it to Xuan Wushe, who glanced at it twice and was attracted by the plot. After reading it, Xuan Wuyun said, “Not bad.”
Lin Zhan: “That’s for sure. This was a particularly famous storybook in my time.”
“Butterfly Lovers” was a classic of the Great Celestial Dynasty.
Reading about these two, makes me want a whole novel on their story…alas if only
Damn the dads 😂