The fans were going crazy. They watched the black and white panda ball leap through hoops. The most interesting part was that the circles were both large and small. The biggest ones were a meter wide, and the smaller ones were barely big enough.
The plump little panda jumped around in a circle in the middle of the room, his short limbs twisting while his movements were neat.
For his first task, he had chosen the simplest one. Mo Gungun talked to the camera with an “Mmm”, his little paw scratching his ear. His round furry face revealed a trace of pride. He licked his nose.
Mo Gungun was actually pretty nervous. He had never streamed this kind of activity before, and he was initially afraid the audience wouldn’t like it.
The crowd of fierce ghosts were watching silently, spurting blood for their boss.
Xiao Wen said, “I’ve always thought that it’s a loss to show the panda to the interstellar world.”
Sun Xiaoquan bared his teeth, “You forgot that besides humans, there are also those devious beings.”
After obtaining new small clothes from Sun Xiaoquan, the ghost baby was more convinced of him. At the moment, he was giggling, nodding his head to show his support.
Xiao Wen silently looked at the red-headed ghost and the child in his arms, thinking, You two are the devious beings.
Zhang Lan leaned in her cheek, her eyes overflowing with maternal love, “Compared to us, there is always someone who is more unhappy.”
The expressions on the fierce ghosts’ faces froze.
They all looked at Lu Xiaoqi, who was sitting to one side and seemed to be looking through documents, but was actually paying close attention to Mo Gungun.
When Mo Gungun began jumping through hoops, Lu Xiaoqi put down his work and left it to the Tan Qing duo. As Mo Gungun’s alleged owner, Lu Xiaoqi absolutely didn’t want to have to see his family’s panda playing through a screen like the rest of the world.
Mo Gungun started with this simple jumping task, causing his courage to grow. He was eager to try the largest hoop.
The largest hoop was relatively high. The butler was afraid that he might fall, so he had a couple of small boxes placed underneath the hoops. That way, the panda can jump onto one box, jump through the hoop and onto the other one, jumping through safely.
However, it seemed a miscommunication occurred somewhere, as there was only one side that had a box.
So, Mo Gungun would either have to jump over and onto the box, or climb up the box and leap through the hoop.
Either way, it wasn’t a problem for the chubby panda.
If he fell, he fell.
Mo Gungun stretched his fluffy little body and prepared to climb the box. He was ready to jump from a high place.
Mo Gungun stood beside the small box, stretched out his two tiny forepaws and pulled the box to the colored hoop. He stared at the hoop, trying to judge it’s height.
It was this adorable appearance of him craning his neck and looking around that caused everyone to be obsessed with him.
Xiao Wen muttered under his breath.
Hearing a sound, Mo Gungun, who wanted to jump over, stopped and looked over. His two round black ears twitching.
Xiao Wen shook his head, showing he didn’t call him.
Mo Gungun’s wet eyes showed his confusion. He looked around carefully and confirmed that no one had called him.
He began plucking up his courage to jump through the hoop.
As a panda who kept pace with the times, he certainly could do it perfectly!!
With that in mind, Mo Gungun leaned over and extended his short hind legs. He pushed off hard, and…
One clumsy little paw touched the rim of the hoop, but he was unstable. His head and feet fell until he landed on a blanket with a small thump.
His chubby little buttocks wriggled, as if he was waving.
“Oh no, is Xiaoxiao okay? He didn’t break anything did he? He must be in pain. Where is his handsome owner? Go and take a look!”
“Damn it! Which owner is so cruel, using this kind of method to train a panda! The small one almost fell until he was deformed, my heart aches! No, I have to report the owner. He is maliciously using precious species to make money!”
“Hahaha, the panda ball became a panda pancake. He’s so cute. Although I’m distressed, I just want to laugh.”
“Hahaha, it is funny. The panda is just too cute!”
“Did you just see that just now? I took a screenshot. When he was going to jump, did he hear the owner talk? His limbs were already short, but it seemed his jump was too short.This panda is really working hard for the show!”
When Mo Gungun fell, he fell flat.
Now he laid on the ground, scratching his face. He was a bit embarrassed.
He thought he’d be able to jump over it gracefully, but he didn’t expect to do a somersault in front all of his fans and the big monster.
Xiao Hong approached him, worried. “Are you okay? Do you want to take a break?”
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When Xiao Hong saw Mo Gungun in his panda form, he became even more fond of him and practically glued himself to his side. Seeing that he fell, he rushed up. At some point in time he had picked up a small leaf, and used both of his hands to fan him with it.
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They watched the panda get stuck.
Completely, stuck.
Mo Gungun’s stomach was wedged into the hoop. His front paws couldn’t even touch the ground, while his back paws laid on the ground.
In fact, Mo Gungun, who was stuck in place, was also surprised.
He tried to look back, but with his chubby stomach trapped, he couldn’t. Mo Gungun was completely trapped, and as he wriggled, his stomach was pained, and he grew aggrieved.
The panda began to shout, making Xiao Hong grow anxious.
Four short legs flailed disorderly in the air, his small tail tilted up, “MMM!”
WHen the panda opened his mouth, a few tiny white teeth were exposed. Paired with his dark eyes, he only seemed cuter. His originally shiny eyes grew even more watery from pain, as he’d cry out at any moment.
His whole appearance screamed distressed, but it also made people want to laugh.
Xiao Wen covered his face, his heart and shoulders shaking.
Xiao Hong was fussing. He grabbed Mo Gungun’s forepaws and pulled, but it seemed futile. He flew behind the panda and pushed him from behind. His little wings fluttered vigorously, making a buzzing noise.
The two little guys were desperately doing their best, causing all of the ghosts in the stars to explode.
“How could they be so lovely! Oh heavens, I am practically licking my screen!”
“I want to know what that flying thing is. It looks delicious.”
“Big boss hasn’t read the fourth chapter yet today, but I got to see him jump through hoops. Precious.”
No no, let me laugh for a while. It’s so funny! I just want to wait for ten years and see whether he will hunt down one by one all of the ghosts who know his black history, hahaha. I can’t breathe, my stomach hurts! Fuck, I laughed out my intestines. Hold on, let me put it back first, otherwise my heart will fall out later.”
Sun Xiaoquan came over nervously, while the infant ghost held up two small grey fists and cheered them on.
Zhang Lan clenched her teeth and turned around. She couldn’t stand it. Her heart had practically melted.
Xiao Wen had a smile stuck on his face. He tried to put up a calm facade, but the sound of short, sharp exhales gave him away.
Mo Gungun was tired. He bowed his back, peering at Lu Xiaoqi with tearfilled eyes.
Sure enough, he had to get Big Monster’s help.
Lu Xiaoqi had been paying close attention to his panda. Seeing that he was trying to get out of his predicament by himself, he stood to the side, prepared to help as soon as he needed it. The soon-to-be marshal’s hand that was holding a document clenched harder and harder. His face said that he was calm, but he was anxious. The little guy wasn’t calling for him.
When the little guy finally called for him, Lu Xiaoqi’s heart nearly jumped out.
Wiping his face, Lu Xiaoqi pretended to calmly get up and walk over.
He held out his hand.
On the screen, a pair of hands with distinct yet thick joints suddenly appeared, causing the fans to nearly scream.
“Look! I told you that the handsome owner wouldn’t ignore our Xiaoxiao! Look at those hands, they are so manly!”
“Hahaha, the owner discovered an embarrassing accident. Now I want to know if the panda will have a psychological shadow. I think the owner is laughing too hahaha. I can’t, I’m laughing too hard.”
“Fuck! The owner had been here?! With Xiaoxiao nearly in tears, my heart broke!”
“Beat this irresponsible poop shoveling officer to death! Little panda, don’t be afraid, mom is here!”
The beloved owner finally appeared to save the little bear.
But then, before the whole audience’s eyes, he gently crushed the hoop.
After crushing the ring with one hand, Lu Xiaoqi carefully placed the wronged panda in the palm of his hand. One hand caressed his fur, while the other hand clenched hard, reducing the rest of the hoop into powder. After destroying it, there was a bit of residue left in his palm, which he played with as he pleased.
This hand strength sent ripples throughout the stars, and the crowd of melon seed eaters were frightened.
“Holy heck, what is the meaning of this! Those hoops are made out of a special steel. That’s the raw material B-class mechas are made of, yet it was reduced to powder so easily. My friends, pay attention. His hand didn’t just break it, nor did he use two hands to pinch and dent it, he lightly pressed it into his palm and crushed it into dust ah ah ah!”
“I can’t be alone, I think I just saw my male god! The owner is so cool!”
“This must be for the show! This owner is too clever, not only did he train his animal to make a fool of itself, he also faked breaking the hoop to bring heat. I want to report him, this kind of person doesn’t deserve to become a celebrity! He doesn’t deserve the public’s attention!”
“I don’t know if the owner is for real, but even ordinary materials are difficult to crush, let alone into powder. I just think that the owner’s hands are strong. If he didn’t cheat, I can only say that I’ve seen the strongest star! It’s the kind of strength that can tear open a mecha with his bare hands.”
“There are people who can tear into mechas with their bare hands. Many strong people can do it, as well as the Zerg. As for humans, I think only Admiral Lu can. Or wait, hahaha, he’s Marshal Lu now!”
“It’s very impressive, I almost swooned. Did you see, his action was to vent his anger for the little panda. That’s boyfriend power to the max! I just imagined that if the panda could turn into a human, then I’d love for him to be with his powerful owner. A three million dollar novel just came to mind, filled with kabedons, all kinds of xo, ah no, my nose is bleeding!”
“Who cares! I want to know what happened to the panda!”
Mo Gungun stuck himself onto the big monster’s palm, like a sticky cake, his four short limbs tightly grasping the hand.
His tiny head was glued to Big Monster’s palm, his dark pupils misty.
Lu Xiaoqi rubbed the fur on his panda’s head, then gently touched his round black ear. “Does it hurt?”
Tightly gripping him with his small paws, Mo Gungun lifted his head. “Mmm.”
Lu Xiaoqi reassured, “I broke it, it won’t hurt you anymore.”
Mo Gungun blinked. He rubbed against the big monster’s palm. Then he straightened his forelegs and sat up.
The people watching the broadcast doubled. They didn’t see the streamer destroy metal with his bare hands, but instead saw the iron man’s tenderness. They were directly slapped in their faces with cold dog food. Countless single dogs felt as if their hearts had been grounded into powder.
“Ah ah ah ah! Too sue, too sue! ‘It won’t hurt you anymore’, how can you sound so much like an overbearing president!”
“Xiaoxiao is showing his cuteness again. When he was laying in the palm of his owner’s hand, I just wanted to kneel down. It’s so lovely! How can there be such a cute little guy in the world? It’s foul!”
“ (^o^)/~ The owner’s voice is so magnetic! It’s making my ears pregnant. Let’s live with Xiaoxiao. My heart is ready to go!”
“Let me make a conjecture if the streamer’s strength is true. Well, the owner is really freaking awesome. His physical strength is so strong that this local tyrant can easily throw away millions. My heart hurts a little.”
Mo Gungun didn’t know what had prevented him from moving. When he heard that the big monster had avenged him, he felt comfortable.
He thought about him trying to jump through the hoop. He covered his face in silence.
The stream didn’t seem to be going very well.
Mo Gungun wanted to curl into a ball and hide, but he remembered he was still on air. He refused Lu Xiaoqi’s suggestion of sending him back to rest.
He was put on the ground and pattered to the front of the hoops. The fans gaped in amazement. One after another speculated whether the panda wanted to continue the challenge.
Then they saw the black and white ball of fluff openly move in front of the rings and gave one a kick with his hind leg, wearing a small expression of hate.
“…………I’m dying from cuteness!”
“I thought Xiaoxiao was going to jump again, but I didn’t expect that he wanted revenge. This is too funny hahaha.”
“A mouthful of wine just got sprayed on the face of the person opposite of me. I’m a bit tsundere, how could I slip up now?”
Mo Gungun thought his performance wasn’t good today, when in reality he had renewed his support rating. On the last day of the live broadcasts, Mo Gungun had already garnered more than 800 million votes.
The person in second place was a cook who had 480 million votes. As for the famous star no. 63, it was a pity that he didn’t get a chance to compete in the final due to a scheduling conflict. The player who became second place was the lucky chef who happened to be praised by Mo Gungun.
At the start, it was thanks to Mo Gungun that this player became known by the public. However, it was because he was capable that he won second place himself, naming him the most loved yet hated existence in the whole program. His food stream was so good that the people who watched it couldn’t stand it!
That was how the player quickly caught up to the top five, and before the final, successfully promoted to second place.
But even so, his and Mo Gungun’s approval ratings were not comparable.
The director, who had been paying close attention to Mo Gungun’s stream, was extremely excited. As someone who knew the inside story, the truth suffocated him. He clearly knew the identity of the person who showed their hand on camera.
The director covered his face. If the whole galaxy knew the true identity of this man, their program would explode in ratings!
Imagining it alone caused the director to feel suffocated and excited.
But the problem was, he didn’t dare to reveal the man’s identity.
Since Lu Xiaoqi, the new marshal, didn’t want to appear, he had the clam up and look on as countless viewers around him discussed his identity. The director had the kind of feeling where he was surrounded by drunks and only he was sober.
Stupid mortals, only he knew!!!
Mo Gungun concluded his broadcast. His whole being immediately collapsed onto the blanket, as if he had no bones.
He was so embarrassed.
He had wanted to give his fans a wonderful live performance, but in the end he messed up.
The more he thought about it, the lower his spirits sank. He thought about it, and knew he had to say goodbye to livestreams. Mo Gungun cried without tears, sniffling aggrievedly.
Lu Xiaoqi turned off the computer and sat beside Mo Gungun.
His eyes flashed with a smile, “What’s wrong? Did you have a bad time?”
Mo Gungun shook his head, his round ears dropping. Paired with his listless look, it roused people’s pity.
The panda’s little bottom stuck out pitifully. Lu Xiaoqi looked at it, finding it both laughable and distressing.
Lu Xiaoqi said, “Is it because you fell? Do you have a headache?”
Mo Gungun shook his head. He wasn’t hurt.
Lu Xiaoqi squinted, “Then was it because you got stuck and it hurts?”
It was a bit painful. Mo Gungun thought about it silently, before shaking his head again. He was just embarrassed.
Lu Xiaoqi pushed on, “Is it because you’re afraid that others don’t like you?”
Mo Gungun pondered, then nodded with tearful eyes. QAQ, he screwed up.
Lu Xiaoqi held the panda in his palm and kissed the tip of his nose. “Do you think I don’t like you anymore?”
Mo Gungun was taken by surprise.
Lu Xiaoqi smiled at him. He patiently looked at him, ready to spoil him.
Mo Gungun blinked and shook his head.
The big monster had said that he liked him the most, and wouldn’t dislike him even if he made a fool of himself! He firmly believed that!
Lu Xiaoqi chuckled, “Do you think Chengfeng won’t like you?”
Mo Gungun shook his head. Yesterday, Chengfeng secretly gave him a fruit, he wouldn’t hate him!
Lu Xiaoqi gestured to the air around them, “Do they dislike you?”
Mo Gungun looked at the group of fierce ghosts and Xiao Wen. He shook his head in fear, “We all like Boss Gun the most!”
Mo Gungun shook his head again, “Mmm!”
“Then what are you afraid of?” Lu Xiaoqi said, “Everyone likes you. No matter what you look like, you won’t change our mind.”
Lu Xiaoqi looked right at him, “You said so, right?”
Mo Gungun thought about it silently. His brain worked hard, before arriving at the conclusion that what the big monster said was right! He scratched his round face.
Lu Xiaoqi took out his computer and went to the program’s forum with a smile.
Lu Xiaoqi beckoned, “Come and look at all of the people who like Gungun.”
Mo Gungun poked his head over.
Lu Xiaoqi pointed to the highest votes, “These 800 million people support you. They all like you.”
After that he scrolled down, “Read this. ‘The best part of my day is watching the panda’s broadcasts. He makes me very happy.”
Many messages were read out by Lu Xiaoqi’s magnetic voice. Mo Gungun was exuberant.
He found out that even though he fell and got stuck, nobody disliked him.
Xiao Hong came close and hugged Mo Gungun’s ear, “Don’t worry, I’ll always be your friend!”
Mo Gungun’s eyes curved as he nodded.
Then he threw the fairy off his ear.
The fairy somersaulted twice in the air before stopping. He patted his chest twice before happily saying, “That scared me. Fortunately my flying abilities are very good, but it was a bit exhilarating. Let’s do it again! It was interesting. I like this game!”
Why?! Mo Gungun blinked, before becoming embarrassed again. He hadn’t meant to throw the fairy off.
When Xiao Hong had pounced and his ear was grasped, Mo Gungun felt a bit uncomfortable, so he subconsciously shook his head left and right, cursing Xiao Hong to be thrown into the air.
This time, Xiao Hong was psychologically prepared. He cried out in excitement when he was tossed into the air.
Xiao Wen and the fierce ghosts saw all of this, and they all ended up laughing out loud.
Sora: Anyone wanna take a stab at when the next chapter is that I’ll release? Give you one hint: in less than 6 days
Thanks for the chapter
Awe another cutiee
Cuteness overflow + a bit of secondary embarassment + boyfriend support and power MAX!
Thank you for the chapter!!!
Too cute and adorable ><
Thanks for the chapter <3
In less than 6 days? Well then looks like I have something to look forward to beside my payday :>
Thx for the ch (ㅅ˘ㅂ˘)