Mr. DiorCh99 - Yan Yan, you’ve learned badly

Translator:- Max


The two of them played at home for quite a while. Jiao Qi postponed today’s work and took Zhang Chenfei to Quede for a check-up. 2Wf0X4

“He’s completely recovered.” Quede said with a complex tone while holding the test report.

“You’re quite disappointed that I’ve recovered, aren’t you?” Zhang Chenfei snatched the report, “It seems like you don’t want that little banner anymore.”

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“It’s quite disappointing.” Quede shrugged and quickly added before a medical incident could occur, “Because my mentor’s subsequent research is meaningless now.”

Originally, his mentor was dedicated to treating this illness using medical methods, and there were apparently some promising results. However, now it has been completely cured using technological means unrelated to medicine. MKqraW

“Are there really no side effects from this? Could it relapse?” Jiao Qi was still a little worried.

“Relapse won’t happen, but if you get hit again, it could happen again with the same probability as the first time.” Quede answered cautiously. However, now there’s a tool to clear the memory, so if it happens again, it can be cleaned up.

After confirming that he was fine, Zhang Chenfei sought an appraisal from an appraisal agency to prove that he had fully recovered and was no longer affected by the Smart Brain Disorder Syndrome. Only then did he hire a gold-medal lawyer and began preparing for the lawsuit.

During the brief moments of clarity between the script, he repeatedly vowed that he would sue the Smart brain manufacturer until they went bankrupt. He was not joking at all.

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Broom 2.0 was still being developed and upgraded, and the corresponding promotional efforts, operations, and legal preparations for lawsuit were all intensively arranged, keeping him incredibly busy. Meanwhile, the world seemed to be buzzing with the news about the father who had won the NB award, and seemed to have nothing to do with him.

Half a month later, Professor Zhang Zhishi, who had been on a lecture tour abroad, returned to his home country. Large numbers of media were waiting at the airport, eager to capture the moment when rich and powerful Zhang Chenfei would meet the NB award-winning father. However, Zhang Chenfei did not come.

The noise grew louder. When Zhang Zhishi showed up with his research team, he was instantly surrounded by reporters.

“Professor Zhang, did you ever imagine that you would win the NB award?” ZQJt2P

“Professor Zhang,did your lecture tour abroad go smoothly?”

“Today, your son didn’t come to pick you up. Does he know you were returning to China?”

It was the weekend, and Jiao Qi was sitting in the backyard of the villa, watching the live coverage of the airport arrival. When he heard that question, his heart skipped a beat, fearing that Father Zhang might say something inappropriate. Fortunately, Professor Zhang Zhishi ignored all the questions and just followed his own path.

Amidst the crowd, the plump secretary, Yu Yuan, squeezed through, using his plump body to push people aside. He rushed forward and handed Professor Zhang Zhishi a bouquet of flowers. Zhang Zhishi looked at Lil fatty with a dazed surprise look on his face. qF05hH

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Jiao Qi was somewhat surprised. Logically, Father Zhang shouldn’t have known Yu Yuan, and he had instructed him not to say anything… He looked up at the Lao Gong who was playing with the golden retriever, hesitating about whether to speak.

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In the end, Mr. Lawyer entered the yard carrying a briefcase and immediately said, “Here are all the current audio and video evidence. Both of you take a look to see if there are any issues and confirm which ones can be made public and which should not be disclosed.” wXCBW3

Because this lawsuit was set for a public trial, many media will be present, and some of the evidence includes videos and audio recordings of the two of them. They need to review them again to avoid leaking any privacy.

Zhang Chenfei couldn’t stop him, so he could only glare at the lawyer and then looked at his little wife with guilty conscience.

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Jiao Qi understood and said, “Audio and video evidence? Let’s watch them together.” With that, he pushed the reluctant Big Dick Zhang and dragged him to the screening room in the basement.

“Baby, you’ve seen all of this, so why…” Zhang Chenfei wore a pained expression. He couldn’t persuade his little wife, so he ended up turning off all the lights and tried to hide himself in the darkness as much as possible. 3qkeah

The screen turned on.

The background showed the dining room of the apartment in the city centre, with the date and time displayed in the bottom right corner. The camera was a bit shaky at first, but after it stabilised, Zhang Chenfei, wearing a dragon-patterned apron, appeared. He was earnestly rinsing his fingers in a glass bowl filled with clear water, saying, “…Today, I wash my hands in this golden basin and retire from that secret world, no longer interfering in those things.”

“Why are you suddenly retiring from that secret world?” Jiao Qi’s voice came from behind the camera.

“I want to live a life with my wife and child and a warm bed.” The person washing his hands looked up, gazing affectionately at the screen. 6aA1pY

Mr. Lawyer maintained his professionalism, occasionally jotting down notes without being affected by the absurd plot. However, as one of the parties involved, Zhang Chenfei quietly pulled a blanket from the side and covered half of his face.

Jiao Qi suppressed a laugh, turned to look at him, and whispered in his ear along with the video: “Then Guangzong can’t inherit the Asia-Pacific underworld.”

The sweet breath sprayed on the tips of his ears, coupled with the extremely shameful lines, managed to make the President’s ear turn red. Zhang Chenfei covered that ear in disbelief and turned his head, wondering if he was being teased by his own petite wife.

“Yanyan, you’ve learned badly.” cvjiBk

“Have I?”

After watching this segment, the lawyer looked up to ask a question but noticed that the couple was whispering to each other through the dim light from the screen. He could only lower his head and press the play button to watch the next segment.

“I treated you badly. Now that the situation is beyond salvation, if there is a next life, I will listen to everything you say.”

As soon as this line was spoken, Zhang Chenfei, who had been smiling, instantly turned serious. He raised his eyes to look at the footage captured by the dashcam of the car on the screen. hfcIPX

The mountain road at night was quiet and deserted, with not even a streetlight in sight, only illuminated by the headlights of the sports car. The engine’s roar was captured in stereo surround sound, perfectly recreating the scene. The supercar accelerated in an instant, racing through the winding mountain road, akin to a roller coaster.

He reached out and pressed his little wife’s face into his chest, blocking his view of the screen. However, Zhang Chenfei himself couldn’t tear his eyes away. His heart felt like it was being squeezed by a giant hand, on the verge of exploding. The two of them were just a little bit away from falling off the cliff.

“Don’t make the part about washing hands in the golden basin public, but this part can be.” Jiao Qi emerged from his Lao Gong’s embrace with difficulty and told the lawyer.

The evidence that was not open to the public would only be available for the judge and other relevant parties to hear, while the evidence that was open to the public would be played on-site and recorded by the media. He could laugh all he wanted, but he didn’t want outsiders to see Big Dick Zhang as a joke. As long as only he saw it, that would be good. nP5EZR

The recordings that followed were all from before, captured by Annie. Zhang Chenfei tried to hide in the cracks of the sofa, but his little wife dug him out and forced him to listen to them all.

After categorising all the segments, Zhang Chenfei turned as red as a boiled shrimp.

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Jiang Rourou’s case went to trial, and Smart Brain Disorder Syndrome was publicly exposed to the public for the first time in China, arousing great concern. Due to the cooperation agreement between NC and Shifei, this time the focus was no longer solely on them but encompassed all manufacturers involved.

The other two manufacturers who had initially been watching NC’s troubles from the sidelines quickly discovered that something was amiss. They immediately took action to downplay the issue. They bribed so-called experts to come forward and tell the public about science, claiming that the syndrome had an extremely low incidence rate and was related to improper usage, not something to panic about. They also hired public relations firms in an attempt to chalk this entire matter to promotion. gERxD1

【Jiang Rourou has not made any announcements in recent months. She is going out of style and is just trying to create hype.】

【Hahahaha, because I bumped my head and now I’m cross-talking every day, I’m fucking dying of laughter! So, can I beat the top scorer in the college entrance exam if I hit head while exam questions?】

Many people in the country didn’t understand this illness and thought it was nonsense.

Just when everyone thought this matter was going to end, Zhang Chenfei suddenly took the manufacturer of Louis XIII to court, claiming that he was a victim of Smart Brain Disorder Syndrome and had almost lost his life. u5TH8Q

Later, a segment of dashcam video was posted online.

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On the pitch-black mountain road, the car was madly rushing forward.

“Quick stop, Zhang Chenfei! It’s dangerous ahead! Ah——!” Jiao Qi’s voice changed due to the tension and fear. “I love you!” UbvXcB

The response from the intelligent system, followed by the screeching sound of brakes.

“It’s okay, baby, I’m awake, I’m awake, it’s okay…”

……

The video, which lasted only a few minutes, was hair-raising. Due to these husbands having a large fan base, it was easy for everyone to recognize their voices. As multi-millionaires, they wouldn’t risk their lives for such a small compensation, nor engage in this kind of senseless promotion. The credibility was very high. wHgk3D

【Oh my goodness, this is way too dangerous!】

【Wuwu, when the Young Master said “I love you”, I suddenly burst into tears.】

【Is Zhang Chenfei still sick? Will it affect the management of Shifei? No wonder there have been so many bugs in “Glory of the Galaxy” recently.】

【Rumor-mongering Sima upstairs, where is the bug in “Galaxy Glory”? 】 UNX8xY

【Daddy Chenfei is having a live interview, go, quickly watch it!】

On the same day the news was released, in order to prevent the stock price from plummeting the next day, Zhang Chenfei arrived at the same studio where Papa Jiao had clarified his scandal last time.

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As soon as the live broadcast room opened, over ten million viewers flooded in, and the number was increasing by the second. This event had extremely high levels of attention in itself, and coupled with the influence of the two individuals, if it weren’t for Bajiao’s powerful server, it would have already slowed down and crashed.

Zhang Chenfei, dressed in a high-end suit, sat on a sofa and said, “Hello everyone. Welcome to the live broadcast room. My host hasn’t arrived yet, so please wait a moment.” s8OcRl

The host’s chair was empty, and the guest sat alone in front of the camera, looking somewhat lonely and pitiful. However, the audience didn’t sympathise with him. Instead, the screen was full of “Hahaha”.

【Even getting bullied at his wife’s company, Daddy Chenfei, don’t be afraid, smash the place!】

After five minutes, the host, wearing a suit from the same series, appeared on screen: “I’m sorry for the long wait.”

“You are a really big-name host.” Mr. President raised his head from the barrage and sneered at this late host——Jiao Qi. 1g f09

The big-name host sat down and gave him a sidelong glance: “What, do you have a problem with that?”

“No problem, I’m willing to wait as long as you want.”


Translator’s note:- This henpecked man hahahaha!!

Sorry for being quite a bit late but guys seriously it’s not I’m lazy but I just don’t wanna finish this novel(Cause then it’ll end) like nooo especially since next chapter is the end of the main story like I don’t like it and hence procrastinating a lot but I’ll try to upload fast(lovely lies, lovely lies jk jk) but I’ll really try hard to upload a lot really!!!! But why is it even ending, like whyyyyy, this is like by far my favourite novel and I don’t wanna part with it, like never, especially since it like brought me to CG and had a big contribution to me liking CN novels sooo nooo, I am gonna cryyy!!! And if anyone knows any novel like this not QT unless its like super fluffy plus no angst and can be un-tled ot tled so please recommend me!!! 35FzUd

And I don’t remember if I(or any previous translator) said this before but Jiao Qi is called his little wife not because he thinks of him as a woman or something like that but because Jiao Qi has the same pinyin but different tones and character with his little pampered/lovable/delicate wife. So it’s like a pun(?). As you know, Chinese people love to use pinyin that way. And the Lao Gong usually means husband but the gong which is used here for ZCF means Attack(as in top, seme, gong) and not the one in husband but means kinda the same. Both of them are kinda like playing with words here. I wanted to clarify this as an NU review where someone said that why he calls him his little wife and all, even after being in interstellar time and all that so that others don’t feel that way, I’ll add this again when I translate ch 25 to 52 too for others.

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Their doctor who originally diagnosed ZCF’s condition

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倾家荡产 – an idiom – to lose a family fortune

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紧 锣 密 鼓 – The gongs and drums are beaten very closely. It is a metaphor for the tense atmosphere and preparation of public opinion before a public event.

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水泄不通 – an idiom – lit. not one drop can trickle through

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老婆孩子热炕头 – an idiom – meaning – the simple and good life

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Like comic dialog

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There was a recent incident of someone named Sima Nam who spread some malicious rumors about a hospital (I think)

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  1. Noooo next chapter will be the last for the main story? 😭 This novel has undoubtedly been a fave of mine as well when i discovered it a year ago! Thank you soooo much for picking this back up! ♥