Translator:- Max
【Hahahaha, is it okay to change your face in seconds?】
【Ah ah ah ah, the host is the Young Master! Coming today is totally worth it!】
【Daddy Chenfei, where is your domineering President’s attitude? Such a kiss up is not the Daddy Chenfei I know!】
【Young man, you know nothing about being henpecked!】
The barrage was so excited that the audience could barely see the screen. When they heard that the host was Jiao Qi, the number of audience instantly doubled. This was the first time they’ve seen these two together in a live broadcast.
The temporary host, Jiao Qi, refused the guest’s attempt to offer him the sofa. He sat gracefully on the high chair and raised his hand slightly to take the prompt card handed to him by the staff.
“Welcome to the live broadcast room. Our guest today is Mr. Zhang Chenfei, the President of Shifei Science and Technology.” Jiao Qi read out according to the prompt card.
“Dear, we have been married for seven years, do you still need a prompt card when you say my name?” Zhang Chenfei looked at his serious-faced little wife and couldn’t help but want to tease him.
Jiao Qi glared at him, and Big Dick Zhang immediately made a zipper motion to close his mouth.
He briefly explained the reason for starting this live broadcast, and then introduced in detail the issues related to “Smart Brain Disorder Syndrome”. Zhang Chenfei took out Louis XIII’s user manual and showed it to the audience. There was no warning about any risk warnings in this regard.
“So are you still ill now?” Jiao Qi asked in a professional manner.
“I have fully recovered now,” The President took out his recovery appraisal report and did not forget to add at the end, “with the meticulous care of my significant other who never left my side.”
Jiao Qi’s forehead veins visibly popped as he threw the prompt card in his hand at him like a dart.
Zhang Chenfei skillfully caught it and said seriously, “Okay, no more jokes. It’s actually because Shi Fei developed an application for cleaning the internal cache of the Smart Brain.” He then raised his hand to show the broom icon on the Louis XIII interface to the audience.
【Pretend that you can’t tell that this is an advertisement.】
【I really can’t tell it at all!】
“When we almost fell off the cliff, did you press the clean button?” Ignoring the comments in the barrage accusing him of shamelessly advertising, Zhang Chenfei pulled up the video and projected it on the screen behind him.
“That was the 1.0 version, and I was afraid of side effects. If it weren’t for you dragging me off that cliff, I planned to wait for version 2.0 to come out before cleaning it for you.” Jiao Qi said without looking at the cue card this time.
Those who said “shameless advertising” and “hahaha” stopped, and the live broadcast room suddenly fell into silence. This was not a made-up story, nor was it a joke. It was a fact that almost cost the two of them their lives.
The driving recording began to play automatically on the big screen, stopping at the desperate “I love you”.
“Do you have anything you’d like to say about this video that’s circulating online?” The diligent host Jiao Xiaoqi continued with the formal questions.
In a peaceful era and a happy life, they had to go through life and death, nearly causing a tragic ending of young wealthy husbands dying together on the cliff. No matter who this matter falls on, it would not be easily forgotten.
Anger? Hatred? Pursuit of responsibility till the end?
Zhang Chenfei looked at the subtitle “I love you” on the screen, then he took his wife’s hand that was holding the cue card and brought it to his face, giving it a kiss. “I love you too.”
【yoooooo~】
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
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The next day, Shifei’s stock price inevitably fell. Because the spread of the news had a delay, yesterday when Zhang Chenfei claimed to have Smart Brain Disorder Syndrome, it had an impact on investors’ confidence in Shifei.
The “economic expert” bought by the smart brain manufacturer immediately jumped out and analysed: “This method of killing one thousand enemies and damaging eight hundred own soldiers is very undesirable. Zhang Chenfei is still too young. Top-level management personnel being mentally unstable is a significant issue, and it is expected that Shifei’s stock price will plummet further in the coming week.”
Zhang Chenfei saw this so-called expert’s remarks and didn’t take it seriously: “Notify the legal department and send him a lawyer’s letter when the advertisement is released today.”
So, the official social media account of Shifei Technology posted two messages.
The first one was the usage method of “Broom 2.0”. This was a real test video where you could clearly see over a dozen movies stored in the smart brain’s cache reset to zero in an instant when the clean button was pressed.
The second one was the lawyer’s letter sent to the economic expert. It attributed today’s stock price losses to this Mister and demanded compensation accordingly. Additionally, it included Zhang Chenfei’s recovery appraisal report.
This seemingly rude claim successfully deterred those people who began to stir, and wanted to take the opportunity to throw dirty water.
On the third day, Shifei’s stock price began to recover and suddenly skyrocketed after the FBI’s investigation report was released.
The U.S.-based manufacturer of Smart Brain had been accused by the FBI of stealing user data and planning to control users’ thoughts through their internal devices. This matter was so terrifying that it attracted great attention worldwide. At this time, Shifei Technology had luckily launched the world’s first and currently the only internal device cleaning tool.
After this news was released, the download count for “Broom 2.0” broke the historical record for Smart Brain application downloads within a few days.
Shifei’s stock price began to skyrocket, and numerous advertisers rushed in. Even the Smart Brain manufacturer, who had recently paid a substantial amount to Zhang Chenfei, came to seek cooperation, not wanting all the cake to be eaten by NC only.
Business was like wildfire, and everything was back on track once again.
In a blink of an eye, it was the Winter Clothes Festival.
Due to the presence of a leap month this year, many traditional festivals in the latter half of the year were postponed by quite a bit. By the first day of the tenth lunar month, it was already winter.
On October 1st, people burn winter clothes to give winter clothes to their deceased relatives in the underworld.
Zhang Chenfei found a fashion design studio and asked them to create paper patterns of the latest seasonal designs to burn as offerings for his mother.
“This is a Parisian fashion piece, Mom, remember to wear it.”
Jiao Qi looked around. A lot of people came to burn paper offerings today. Most of them were colourful paper clothes bought at the burial clothes store. Some of them were lazy and just burned false paper money. However, his family’s Lao Gong was special and burnt luxury goods paper patterns.
Touching Big Dick Zhang’s fluffy head, he lightly smiled helplessly. He looked up and saw a man holding a pink rose not far away: “……Dad.”
Zhang Zhishi, dressed in a well-tailored suit and polished shoes, with the dignified hairstyle he had when receiving the award, stood about five metres away, seeming to hesitate whether or not to approach.
Zhang Chenfei’s hand, which was burning the paper offerings, hesitated for a moment as he followed his little wife’s gaze. His eyes dimmed slightly. However, he continued to burn the paper, as if he hadn’t seen anything, and said, “Yan Yan and I are doing really well now. We’re planning to go on a tropical vacation for the Chinese New Year. Have you found a boyfriend over there? Find someone who treats you well; it doesn’t have to be someone very wealthy. If you need money, your son will provide for you.”
He handed over a golden “Artificial Womb Technology Patent Certificate”, brushing it against the flames of the Cold Clothing, and it slowly began to burn and curl at the edges.
Zhang Chenfei stood up and watched his grey-haired father place the dewy pink rose in front of the tombstone. Those were Mama Zhang’s favourite flowers during her lifetime, and Zhang Zhishi persisted in bringing a handful every time he visited her grave.
Jiao Qi watched Zhang Chenfei nervously. It was the first time in many years that the father and son had stood here together, and he was worried that they might have a conflict.
“Have you ever asked Mom what she really wanted?” The flames consumed the original copy of the globally recognized patent certificate, and Zhang Chenfei, looking at the flickering fire, questioned in a choked voice.
“I thought I knew…” Father Zhang took out an old handkerchief and wiped the photo on the tombstone using the method of wiping towards the centre in a “zigzag pattern”. After wiping it clean, he straightened up slowly, looking at his son, who had become somewhat unfamiliar over the years. “Feifei, Dad has always wanted to tell you, I’m sorry.”
Zhang Chenfei sneered.
Jiao Qi gently took one of Lao Gong’s hands. The fist with bulging veins gradually relaxed and he clenched it back.
“You have nothing to apologise to me for, and I have to thank you for teaching me how to take care of the people I love in this way.”
Zhang Zhishi’s lips trembled, he took off his glasses and wiped the corners of his eyes.
Not wanting to see him like this, Zhang Chenfei pulled Jiao Qi and turned around to leave.
“Feifei,” The person behind them fell silent for a moment and then suddenly called out loudly, “That double sperm and artificial uterus child, the procedure costs ten million now…”
Zhang Chenfei stopped in his tracks but didn’t turn around: “Do you think I would be short of this ten million?”
The price became public after the NB Awards, and due to the recent perfection of the technology and the inability for mass production, it required significant human and material resources. It was more than ten times more expensive than surrogacy. The high cost made many people hesitant, but it didn’t deter the wealthy. It was said that the waiting list was already booked five years in advance.
“Um, I mean, if you want it, I can give you a 1% off.” Professor Zhang had the authority to provide a discount only on the portion of the patent licensing fee that he received.
“……”
The two husbands looked at each other, and Jiao Qi couldn’t help but laugh. Zhang Chenfei raised his hand, made an “ok” gesture to his back casually, and pulled his little wife out of the cemetery without looking back.
Father Zhang looked at that gesture and slowly, very slowly, smiled.
“My mom said that when Zhang Zhishi chased her before, the first gift he gave her was a formula.”
“I give you a formula, one that I derived myself.”
“My mom said, this is the romance of a science guy that most people wouldn’t understand.”
On the quiet and cold mountain road, the two of them held hands as they walked downhill. Jiao Qi remained silent, listening to him share these things he had never talked about before.
The cold wind blew, rustling the dried leaves on the ground. Zhang Chenfei stopped and carefully tied Jiao Qi’s scarf, then turned to look back in the direction of the cemetery. He exhaled a visible breath of white air: “Maybe Mom doesn’t blame him… maybe.”
“En.” Jiao Qi raised his hand to help him adjust his scarf as well, and in the process, he planted a gentle kiss on his slightly cool cheek.
Zhang Chenfei turned to look at him, and his eyes gradually filled with a smile. “What do you want to eat tonight?”
“Eat barbecue!”
“No, you will throw up if you eat that late at night.”
“But I’ve been having porridge for several days now.”
“Oh, then, let’s have hotpot. Lao Gong will cook it for you.”
“OK.”
……
As the weather gradually turned cooler, the day when the first snow fell happened to be their wedding anniversary.
Jiao Qi booked dinner at the mountaintop revolving restaurant with a 360-degree transparent viewing window, allowing them to enjoy the snowy landscape to the fullest.
“This is for you.” Jiao Qi said as he extended the small gift box with his slender, fair fingers, pushing it towards Zhang Chenfei.
“Thank you, baby!” Zhang Chenfei took it, and before he even looked at it, the corners of his mouth started to curl back. He would be happy no matter what his little wife gave him.
When he opened it, inside the deep blue velvet box lay the key to a Bugatti sports car. The Ferrari that had almost fallen down the mountain was something they both wouldn’t touch again, so Jiao Qi had bought him a new one.
“I have a gift for you too.” Zhang Chenfei said, tapping on Louis XIII. The restaurant’s lights suddenly dimmed, and the central 3D screen gradually lit up.
The guests who were dining started to make a lot of noise.
“Waiter, what’s going on!”
“My red wine went up my nose!”
“Couldn’t you at least announce before running ads?”
The manager hurriedly explained, “I apologise for the inconvenience. One of our guests wanted to surprise their lover and will cover half of each table’s meal price!”
Jiao Qi kicked him under the table: “What did you do again?”
Zhang Chenfei chuckled, and the screen started playing a wonderful game PV: realistic scenes accompanied by fast-paced music, transitioning from modern times to ancient eras and then to the future. It took them through ancient castles covered in roses, into the deep sea where mermaids roamed, and out into the vastness of space with magnificent mechas…
“I bought the copyrights of those novels and created a VR plot game. With the proper equipment, you can be fully immersed.” The short video ended, and the lights came back on. Zhang Chenfei had somehow taken a seat beside Jiao Qi and opened the game that was already installed on Louis XIII to show him.
Recalling the little confession game of pushing boxes and setting off fireworks, Jiao Qi twitched the corner of his mouth and tried to keep a smile. To be honest, he still didn’t understand the romance of programmers.
Zhang Chenfei logged into the exclusive account he made for his little wife and asked him to draw a lottery: “As a registered user, you get a special gift. This is a benefit only for Diamond VIPs.”
“How many Diamond VIPs are there?”
“Two, one for you and one for me.”
Jiao Qi looked at the colourful spinning wheel, and didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. He extended a finger and tapped the lottery button, causing the wheel to spin rapidly.
“Ding——” The pointer stopped at the smallest square, and the system displayed a winning prompt.
【Congratulations to the player ‘Yan Yan’ for winning an 8,000 yuan massage package with the specified therapist, Big Dick Zhang.】
“Wow, you hit the jackpot!” Zhang Chenfei exclaimed with excitement, pulling out a card for the presidential suite of this mountain top hotel from his pocket. “This is a complimentary prize. Let’s go claim it after dinner!”
“……roll!”
Translator’s note:- And this, my guys, is the end of the main story. Now time for some goooodddd extras which were hinted a while back, can anyone guess?! And sorry guys for a late update as I was sick back and was busy and was just feeling down since 2 of my novels are gonna end soon, ahh my heart!!! But now I’m fine so I’ll again be consistent!
And please help me and support me on kofi as we moved to a new neighbourhood just a while back and we weren’t informed about our electricity’s per unit rate and that the units are being calculated with 2 or maybe 3 other people around us. They are getting THEIR bill right but for ours, all their bill is ALSO included like 
The person who did the wiring or whatever really f*ked us up especially since the bill is like 4 times the usual amount(previous place) and which is hard for us to pay as we just shifted houses, gave advance and now this. Even if we get this all fixed on our own expense probably, we’d still have to pay this month’s bill. P.S. This is my only way to help my family out, and any donation will go to me doing bonus chapters at 10$/ch, plus no need to feel pressured to help, your comments help me a lot, hehe with every comment I’m like a child when getting a gift, I just love reading you guys comments.
NOOOO IM GONNA MISS THEM 😭😭😭 atleast the Manhua is still ongoing
Noooooooo
Will we see them having babies??
Programmer Romance… Lol