When Fan Yuan gazed at the Lei Siye in front of him who was looking as if what he had said was entirely natural, he simply felt his head ache. He tried his best to maintain his appearance as a little white rabbit, silently keeping down a mouthful of old blood that was threatening to spill.
“Da ge,” Fan Yuan said, “Please don’t think about me ever again, alright?”
The manโs favour increased by 27 points from just thinking about him during the day. If the guy thought about him for just another night, it was hard to say that his favour level wouldnโt have unlocked the โDevoted Loveโ achievement in the wee hours of the next dayโs morning!
Lei Siyeโs brows furrowed at his words as he stubbed out his cigarette butt in silence. He gave a nod, “If youโre always by my side, I don’t need to think about you any longer.”
Fan Yuan, โโฆโฆโ Damn it, that’s not what he meant!
Seeing Fan Yuanโs despondent appearance, Lei Siye, though unable to figure out the reason behind it, knew that it probably had something to do with him. Thus, he changed the subject, “Do you still want to learn the trick?”
Fan Yuan’s eyes brightened and he pushed aside the complicated feelings he was experiencing. He silently brushed against Lei Siyeโs side and gave a reserved nod.
Lei Siye wrapped his arm around Fan Yuanโs shoulder and said seriously, “Some parents stretch their childrenโs bodies to help them grow taller when they are still young. Have you ever heard of this?”
Seeing Fan Yuanโs obedient nod, he went on, “It goes by the same logic. If you stretch your bird often, you can naturally alter its length.”
Stunned, Fan Yuan asked in doubt, โIf itโs stretched longer, wonโt it become thinner as well?”
Lei Siye: โ……โ
With a “the world is really wonderful” look in his eyes, Fan Yuan glanced at Lei Siyeโs place. No matter how he tried, he couldnโt hold himself back as he burst into laughter, rolling onto the bed while clutching his stomach.
“So it turns out that youโre an enoki mushroom?” He laughed, “No, it should be an extremely long enoki mushroom. Hahahahaโฆ…!”
Lei Siyeโs face was black and he had gone silent. Witnessing that Fan Yuan was increasingly oblivious of when to stop, he caught the wrist of a certain little brat who was rolling around and brought it to his own crotch.
Fan Yuan, โ!!!โ
Lei Siye grabbed his palm and directed it to rub gently against his lower half. With a smirk, he said, “Is it an enoki mushroom?”
Fan Yuan felt the appalling size under his palm, the abnormal warmth, plus its gradual upward lift. He burst out swearing, “Shameless โงๅฃโฆโ
Lei Siye: โโฆโฆโ
Lei Siye was pretty embarrassed by himself. He had wanted to play with the child, but he didnโt expect that he had played himself. All along, his self-control had been very good, but seemed that the main reason for his arousal was this bewitching little devil in front of him. The child’s skin was too tender and his hand was too smooth. He was afraid of holding it too hard in case he hurt the boy, yet he couldnโt bring himself to let go.
Fan Yuan noticed that the other man was staring at his hand with a complicated look. Who knew what kind of perverted plans he was coming up with now! Well now, he could at least say that he understood that this ex-mercenary had no idea how to write the word “Morals”! If he took the guy seriously, he would get angry at him in any case, so he quietly pulled back his hand and snuggled under the covers to rest.
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Initially, Fan Yuan intended to ignore the guy till the very end, but he suddenly heard those three familiar words. His entire body went still in shock, and he abruptly flipped over and straddled Lei Siye, grasping his neck while glaring, โ So it was you?! I was still saying how could there be such a shameless pervert in this world!โ
Lei Siye’s inner fire had yet to die down. To be straddled by him in such a way, he couldnโt help himself from letting out a groan. He reached out and grabbed Fan Yuanโs slender waist to keep him from moving. He was helpless, “Little ancestor, with the way youโre acting, you really want my life.”
The corners of Fan Yuanโs mouth curved as he snorted. Meanwhile, his thumb gently rubbed against the manโs prickly stubble, causing the expression in Lei Siyeโs eyes to deepen even more. Noticing the manโs state, Fan Yuan smiled, “Old pervert, I knew you wouldnโt let me go like that and would come following. Youโve made me suffer so much today, say, donโt you think you should be punished?”
Lei Siye felt that he was going to be forced to death by this child. How could he find the time to think about the hidden meaning behind Fan Yuanโs words? With a hoarse voice, he muttered, “How do you say you should punish me?”
Fan Yuan leaned down and gently coaxed with a whisper to his ear, “Kiss me.”
As soon as his voice fell, Lei Siye pinned him down and kissed him fiercely. Fan Yuan felt that this kiss was different from any of the ones they had shared before. Yan Rui was typically gentle and restrained, making sure that he wouldnโt feel any discomfort. However, the man in front of him couldnโt care less. He was fierce and unrestrained, he only knew how to constantly invade and demand, and the pain of being pinched by the waist made him feel like he was crumbling to pieces.
Fan Yuan couldnโt take it any longer and pushed him away, but the man ruthlessly quelled his resistance. He continuously attacked and plundered, which made Fan Yuan feel scared from the bottom of his heart.
When Lei Siye finally released Fan Yuanโs battered, pink lips, he proceeded to kiss Fan Yuanโs clavicle roughly, and moved lower bit by bit. With a trembling body, Fan Yuan sobbed softly, “Yan Rui, don’t…”
Suddenly, Lei Siye halted his ministrations. All he felt at that moment was as if someone had poured a bucket of cold water over his head, and it was one with added ice at that. He finally stopped as his mind sobered up, then he digested Fan Yuan’s words carefully and finally figured out the problem.
With one pull, he grasped Fan Yuanโs chin, his eyes belying a brewing storm. He asked in a deep voice, “Who did you think I was? Who is Yan Rui?”
It was at that moment that Fan Yuan finally realized that he had recognized the wrong person. His entire person felt unwell; he couldn’t accept that he had been so intimate with someone else. Even before everything, he would have felt this way, and more so now that he had Yan Rui. At that instant, he felt anxious and angry, so he grabbed Lei Siyeโs hand and bit him fiercely.
Lei Siye’s hands hurt, and his heart hurt even more. The child was willing to let him kiss him, but he thought of him as someone else. So it turns out that it was all for anotherโฆโฆ?
When Fan Yuan tasted blood in his mouth, his mood gradually cooled down. He knew that this had happened all because he was muddled, it was wrong of him to vent his anger on others. However, he couldnโt bring himself to apologise, so he could only cover his face with the blanket and act as if he were a turtle shrinking into his shell.
After a long while, he heard the man let out a sigh. The man pulled him, along with the blanket, into his arms and lightly whispered, โSleep.โ
Fan Yuan had received such a fright that he was completely restless even in his dreams. He kept dreaming of Yan Rui. The man questioned whether he had been touched by others, while he shook his head and said no. Yan Rui didnโt believe him, so he pulled apart Fan Yuanโs clothes to see for himself. It was only then that Fan Yuan discovered his whole body was littered with traces of love, so he was left with no excuses as he sweated nervously.
As soon as the scene changed, he was locked up in a little dark room where no light could reach, completely nude. Before him, Yan Rui stood there holding a small leather whip. He directed a fierce blow at Fan Yuanโs body and asked, “Still dare to do it next time?”
As soon as Fan Yuan lowered his head, he saw a red mark on his chest. He felt so wronged that he let out a โwaโ and wailed, “Yan Rui, you bastard, how can you wrong me like this? I hate you most!”
Yan Rui’s expression was calm as he rubbed Fan Yuanโs cherry red lips, and he whispered, “If you arenโt obedient another time, I don’t want you any longer.”
He shook his head and said, “I will be obedientโฆโฆ”
Before he was done speaking, he was held up and kissed by Yan Rui. He pouted and responded, but he suddenly felt something prick at his lips. He opened his eyes in confusion, and what he was faced with turned out to be Lei Siye! The bastard ignored his struggle and continuously rubbed his stubble against his face, and even he began to grow a beard that was slowly getting longer and longer. He was so shocked that he fell headfirst into the pond beside him.
Once they came into contact with the water, the beard disappeared. Instead, Fan Yuan realised that he had transformed into a mermaid, sporting a blue tail that allowed him to swim extremely fast. While underwater, he noticed Yan Rui fishing along the bank, so he caught hold of the manโs golden fishing hook. Naturally, Yan Rui fished him up and carried him home. Fan Yuan was feeling very happy, but that was when he saw Yan Rui set up a big pot of water to boil.
Yan Rui caressed his beautiful mermaidโs tail and the corners of his lips lifted, “Such a big mermaid, I can eat for many days.”
All of sudden, Fan Yuan was shocked awake. Still badly shaken, he patted his chest. When he finally recovered, he remembered what had gone down the previous day, and it made him feel extremely very depressed for a long time.
โXiao Wu, whereโs Lei Siye and the rest?โ
“Ding, they already left at daybreak. According to the development of the plot, they have likely gone north of the city in search of materials.”
Fan Yuan was stunned and he pressed for more, “How long has it been since they left?”
“Ding, slightly under three hours.”
“Three hoursโฆโฆ” Fan Yuan’s heart felt like dead ashes, “F*ck, this isnโt good.”
On this very day while on the way to find supplies in the city north, the female lead would meet the second male lead, Shu Ce, as he was being besieged by zombies, and conveniently help him out. Since then, the second male lead would foster a deep sense of adoration for the female lead, and could never be pulled back.
Within his original plans, he had figured that the big thigh Feng Ze could pretty much be given up since the man hated him for some mysterious reason. On the other hand, Lei Siye was too fond of him, so he couldnโt get too close to him, and had to instead distance himself from him. Meanwhile, the male lead was not an easy one to win over since he would be under the heavy influence of the plot. Thus, Shu Ce was the best choice, but now, it was too late to do anything.
Feeling horrible, Fan Yuan got up, made do with a pair of slippers, and exited Lei Siyeโs tent.
From top to bottom, the shirt, trousers and shoes he wore didnโt fit him well. Not only did they look awkward on him, he simply looked just like a child who had stolen an adultโs clothes. It was the worst with the pair of extremely ill-fitting slippers he was wearing. Fan Yuan was just walking a few steps before he fell, and on top of that, the ground was scattered with broken stones, so just in a short while, his knee had a big gaping bruise that caused him to grit his teeth in pain.
“Cheโฆโฆ”
As soon as Fan Yuan lifted his gaze, he saw that someone was looking at him with disdain on his face. Following the personโs line of sight, he realised that there were several red marks scattered across his neck and clavicle. His shirt wasnโt just one size bigger, but even more, it couldnโt cover anything at all!
He looked away uneasily and asked, “Can I help you?”
Feng Ze bent down to meet Fan Yuanโs gaze directly. Seeing the innocent look of the boy in front of him, he gave a huff and pinched Fan Yuan’s chin. His voice dripped with sarcasm, “Seducing Han Lang in the daytime and seducing Lei Siye at night. Jiang Yuan, you really do eat anything.”
Fan Yuan: โ(โvโ)???โ
“The young master of the Jiang family, Jiang Yuan โ a child everyone considers to be blessed by God. But now it has come to the point where he has to sell his body just to survive. Say, isnโt that ridiculous?”
With brows furrowed, Fan Yuan pushed away the manโs hand and stood up by himself. This man was simply sick. It was useless to say anymore.
Feng Ze didn’t intend to let him go so easily. Covering Fan Yuanโs mouth, he dragged him to the small bamboo forest beside the resting area. Once they reached, Fan Yuan was pushed down to the ground and forced to kneel. His knee was already bleeding a lot because of the bruise, and now, it was f*cking painful. Fan Yuan glared at him angrily, “What do you want?!”
Feng Ze sneered and grabbed Fan Yuan’s delicate neck, forcing Fan Yuan to look up at him as he said with a vicious tone, “What do I want? I sincerely pursued you for such a long time, but you keep humiliating me. Now you even climb into other peopleโs beds so casually. Jiang Yuan, you said what do I want? I wish I could kill you!โ
โโฆโฆโ Forcing himself to appear calm, Fan Yuan said, “Calm down first. We can talk this out nicely.”
“Oh my god! So it turns out that in the original hostโs memories, the perverted big brother neighbour whoโs always stalking him is Feng Ze!โ
Xiao Wu searched the script several times before it weakly uttered, “Ding, the original story only says that the original host and Feng Ze hate each other, they pretty much have nothing common. The rules of the world will automatically fill this loophole.”
Right now, Fan Yuan really wanted to drag Xiao Wu out to beat it up. What kind of plot is this! Let a person live!!
Feng Ze- Feng Ze was the final big boss of this world! Although it seemed that he had a good relationship with the male lead at present, after they got rid of all the opposing factions, may it be big or small, the two would be at a deadlock, confronting each other for decades. Compared with Han Lang’s frank and forthright attitude, this person was ruthless and lacked any basic principles. In short, he was a very difficult person to deal with.
When such a person said “I wish I could kill you”, he most probably really wanted to kill you. At this moment, Fan Yuan felt that saving himself was beyond the realms of possibility.
Feng Ze noticed that Fan Yuan was so scared that he started shivering. With a sneer, Feng Ze patted Fan Yuanโs delicate face, “So tell me now, what is there to talk over?”
Fan Yuan gulped and ignored the pain from his knee, racking his brains before finally attempting to curry favour, โFor example- for example, for my 16th birthday, you made that airplane model by hand. I really like it.โ
Feng Ze grasped his neck with increasing intensity as he laughed coldly, “Wasnโt it you who threw that model away? I saw with my very own eyes, you completely destroyed it and left it in the trash can by your door.โ
โโฆโฆโ Fan Yuan almost felt like crying. For f*cks sake, the original host was too sloppy with his work. No wonder this man wanted to kill him. He said with reddened eyes, “I was young at that time, I wasn’t very sensible. Every time I think about the past now, I feel very regretful.โ
Feng Ze gazed down at him and asked expressionlessly, “So youโre very sensible now?”
Fan Yuan: โโฆโฆโ
He was kneeling on the ground in his unkempt clothes as he looked at Feng Ze stupidly. There were traces of fierce possession on his neck, and his lip seemed to have been bitten by someone. No matter how one looked at it, he didn’t look like a โsensibleโ person.
The Author has Something to Say:
It’s very obvious who the Main God is, right! I know you guys are all smart babies, so I shall not say too much any longer haha ฮต=ฮต=ฮต=(~๏ฟฃโฝ๏ฟฃ)~
Fan Yuan are you okay???? What the heck is up with that dream???? Also I can’t tell if Yan Rui is Lei Siye anymore ๏ผยดใ๏ฝ)
LOL that dream was quite unusual… also i think the author’s saying yan rui is feng ze ๐ผ๐บ
+1
More like Lei Siye I think. No one can touch YuanYuan, and not drop dead the next second. Last world, there are lecherous prodigy young masters even looked at YuanYuan lewdly, and he ordered them to be killed. It is unthinkable for LSY and FY to touch d*cks and kiss, yet Main God do nothing.
I think Feng Ze is just the big boss in the original novel. He should be like Yu Kai, hidden yandere gay boss. So if Siye really is Yan Rui with blocked memory and power, then Feng Ze should be the trigger that may unleash it later, if Feng Ze took it too far.
+1
Or maybe all of them are Main God? I mean, why not ๐ญ
Fan Yuan your mind is amazing, that dream lmao ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Thank you so much for the chapter!(เนยด>แ<)~โค
Yeah, that dream was so absurd ๐๐. Boiled mermaid lol.
Dear Author, I am a stupid baby so pls say more….ying ying ying
Me too sob sob sob
I-I still dont know |_ใป)
this stupid baby still doesnt know…
I feel like Yan rui is somehow both Lei Siye and Han Lang at the same time?? I mean, it would explain the abnormal interest in him. Perhaps he did this in order use a loophole to trick fan yuan??
+1 but include Feng Ze too in that lot
Hahahaha looks like Yan Rui has become those three men somehow ๐๐๐๐
I’ll lit the candle for MC๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ
Thanks for the chapter! ^ ^)โก
well if every male is YR there’s no ntr XD [thank you for the chapter โค๏ธ ]
I still don’t know who Yan Rui is ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ I am big dumb.
Thanks for the translation, dear!
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…it can’t be right??? If so, then Yan Rui really knows how to play…. I vote for the “YR is every main/side character” choice!!! loloolololol can you imagine if this were true lolololol Thanks for the chapter!
IM SORRY!!!!!!!!! I forgot how suspense is something everyone likes………..I was excited for my first comment and couldnโt hold myself back………………….๐ฅบ please tell me how to delete previous comment…………I have to delete it…….ITS A MUST AS A FELLOW READER………..AND THANK YOU TRANSLATOR-san for your great benevolence in translating the novel ๐ฅฐ
Sorry for the one who typed the latest comment with the spoiler! I deleted the comment as you wished but it deleted your reply too OTL
Main God Yan Rui, come out!!!!! I dare you to come out and admit your faults!!!!!!!!!! Before you bully Fan Yuan into crying over possibly being forced into psuedo-infidelity or something… (just my personal guess but Iโm kinda feeling Team Yan Rui as all the male characters that Fan Yuan thought of as a big thigh to hug onto…. considering he would have probably killed Lei Siye otherwise with all those indecent touches so far right????? Plus male lead having carried Yuanyuan in his arms…. And we all know how much of a vinegar jar Yan Rui is????)
Thanks for the chapter!!!
With how these male leads act, I suspect that Yan Rui is all of them. His posessiveness wont allow FY to hug other peoples thigh.
Thanks for the chapter.
I think the ML is Feng Ze
well, my head is mess up with all of them !! don’t know anymore
I… am I the one dreaming??? Why didnโt I understand anything this chapter? Where am I? Who an I? How am I?!?!?!? ๐
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I feel like every important male characters are our ML
This world is the worst! Itโs full of a bunch of perverts!! And stalkers, pedos, abusive sisters that donโt think all the way and despise her brother even before he even really gets a chance!
Didnt the author already say so…
Author clearly tell that her/his brain is crazy this time. Author want to make a messed up arc, that is why author give us reminder first
Exactly like the reply said. We’ve been warned! that slag author would go crazy with her characters and fuck them up. She really did go all out but she warned us first ๐
I’m so lost ๐ญ
OK OK! I WAS WRONG AND RIGHT! Yan Rui split his soul in all the male characters to keep his baby safe. Sweet and kind male lead, perverted and possessive second ML, jar of vinegar third ML….wonder what the 4th will be.
Meimei still doesnโt know
I still vote for split lmfao. that was the safest choice bcs this mere human is dumb and still doesn’t know who is YR
At this point I DON’T KNOW WHO YAN RUI IS!! i could guess but then it happened all over the place, all kinds of hints, i can’t pinpoint.
When you have read the next arc before this one…
This is finally interesting…. I pity his booty if Yan rui was actually not any of them
Yan Rui…kamu siapa????ahhhh penasaran.
Did yan rui smhow divide himself in these characters? ๐ญ
It’s become a game of guess who the real main God is ๐คฃ