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Translator's Note
Cold jokes or 冷笑话 lengxiaohua are jokes that aren’t inherently funny, but might contain ironic humor, sarcasm, or unusual insights like…Xie Zhiwei’s current situation.You must be logged in to post a comment.
ah?? Is there no Queen among this colony??? Ants i
So how many years? i wanna sleep like a hundred ye
Thank you for translating! This story was quite th
thank you for translating this novel! i will miss
lol fish's height in comparison 😂 it's okay fis
Date attempt two…third wheel obstruction. Thanks
...Is it unhealthy to stay up till 2:00 am every n
yeah boi no espace from being the female lead now�
Thank you for the chapter! ❤
+18 shameless 
huh, why is this become prologue?
it takes time for the website to add latest releases to the novel, so sometimes the newest chapter ends up defaulting to the first chapter of a novel.
What chapter does mu he find out that his master is alive and next to him?
I think it’s in chapter 74 (◍•ᴗ•◍)
To avoid spoilers, I’ll just say that I put the answers in the chapter’s note of Ch 55.
Thanks I knew it was written in one of the AN of a chapter but couldn’t remember which one lol.
Thank you for the chapter uwu
Poor Chu Zhishi, so honestly upset about his second senior brother, but still stuck being called Cheese Bro in Xie Zhi’s head, lmao. Also, excited excited excited for things to get even wilder before, I assume (hope?), becoming suffocatingly bittersweet.
Thank You for the new chapter (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
His neck is getting a workout…everyone wanting to give it a little squeeze…LMAO! Can’t wait for the reveal! Thanks for translating! 🤣❤️🤣❤️🤣❤️
Teacher Xie really is working hard.
As are you, esteemed Translator!!
You are very much appreciated
😊😊
aww thanks! 😊
noo….they are bullying XZW too much😭
Mu he: 🤬 Die chi yan! ☠☠💀☠💀
Cheese Man: 🤬💀☠💀☠💀💀
Xie Zhenren in a mask: 👁👄👁
Aunt yun: …… y-yea!!! kill chi yan!!!…….
Chi yan: ……
Ah now cheese bro is hurting him too 😩 … I can only imagine the regret later 🤧
It’s going to be so awkward when his identity is revealed😭😭