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Despite being tall in height and having a long body, the content that Kang Shengzhe shared in his WeChat moments was extremely simplified and reduced. In the new photo, it only had a few words accompanying it: War Trophy.
The caption was baffling; and it was even more bizarre when the photograph was carefully scrutinised. After examining it for a long time, Liang Chulin vaguely identified it as a tooth, a human tooth.
Then, Liang Chulin froze and immediately thought: What the hell is with this big head? Frowning, he pondered about it a little longer but he was still unable to decipher the meaning. If his tooth was his war trophy, did he get into a fight?
That better not be the case.
Liang Chulinโs heart lurched. Although he did not have a deep friendship with Kang Shengzhe, he would never truly wish for him to encounter such troubles. Additionally, school had just started; it would not be good if he already stirred up some trouble. Concerned, Liang Chulin went knocking on Kang Shengzheโs WeChat after he took a screenshot of his WeChat moments and hurriedly asked: — Whatโs going on?
Considering how Kang Shengzhe just sent the photograph, it was evident that he was still awake. In a second, he replied: — ?
The fact that he could send him a question mark at this kind of timing made Liang Chulin roll his eyes subconsciously: — Tooth! Did you get into a fight with someone?
Kang Shengzhe: — I didnโt get into a fight.
Liang Chulin went blank: — If you didnโt get into a fight, where did the tooth come from?
Kang Shengzhe: — Itโs mine, what else?
Liang Chulin: โโฆโฆโ ??? Itโs yourโ your tooth?
You mean to say that you lost your tooth for nothing in your twenties!?
Liang Chulin: — What the hell is going on? How did you manage to lose your tooth without getting into a fight? Did you get into a car accident or something?
Kang Shengzhe: — โฆโฆ
Kang Shengzhe: — I didnโt, go to sleep.
In all seriousness, Liang Chulin shouted at him to stay, because the worry he felt was not falsified at all.
— Wait a minute! Make it clear first!
Probably too lazy to say more, Kang Shengzhe quickly replied: — I merely suffered a beating.
โฆ Being โmerely beatenโ could make him show off his fallen tooth in his WeChat Moments, pleased as punch?? What kind of magical operation was this??
Good-naturedly, Kang Shengzhe tacked on another simple explanation: — Liang Liang punched me, itโs my blood money.
Liang Chulin: โโฆโฆโ
You might have said blood money, but I donโt understand it at all!
After all was said and done, Kang Shengzhe retreated from the chat in a free and easy manner, leaving Liang Chulin with a head of cloudy water and a belly full of questions, questions which no one would give him the answers to.
What was this and what did it have to do with that? Brother Liang Liang had always treated people with magnanimity; what had Kang Shengzhe done to incite Brother Liang Liang into punching out his tooth?ย Did he become a despot and try to forciblyโฆ
No no no! Kang Shengzhe should not be such a despicable and shameless personโฆ Liang Chulin, you must believe in human nature!
The more Liang Chulin thought about it, the more afraid he became. As his thoughts constantly refreshed itself, his WeChat suddenly rang with a notification from Kang Shengzhe.
Kang Shengzhe typed: — Oh right, I forgot to tell you something.
Liang Chulinโs heart warmed, subconsciously thinking that Kang Shengzhe was kind enough to answer his doubts, so as to prevent him from going a night without sleep due to his messy thoughts. However, a second later, Kang Shengzhe leisurely said: — I took a leave from military training due to my toothache. If there are matters related to class, do them in my stead. Remember to do them properly, considering how I am more outstanding than you.
Liang Chulin: โโฆโฆโ
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Big brother, can you please go and die?
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Liang Chulin dwelled on his thoughts deeply. He was extremely worried for You Liangxing in his heart. Thus, he swiftly typed out two lines to use as an alternative topic, fingers brushing across the keyboard like it was flying.
ใAn insignificant scoundrel was impudent enough to vainly pine after my idol.ใ
ใDig up this tall dogโs remains for being errant against my campusโ male god.ใ
After he typed that, he was not satisfied but the central theme could be considered as determined. Initially, Liang Chulin wanted to point out Kang Shengzheโs heinous behaviour by the paragraph, but as he continued writing, he lost control of himself, and he even set up the design of his characters soon after.
Kang Shengzhe: stupid, tall and with bad intentions, and he only knows how to bully people every day. He is a 2.05-metre-tall man and relying on his flower-like features and a moon-like visage, he is trying to take advantage of Brother Liang Liang.
Liang Chulin retained him some face by giving his character the code name of Spiritless. On the other hand, Brother Liang Liang had too many good points, and after contemplating for a long time, Liang Chulin decided to name him as Stately.
Thus, the two characters Spiritless and Stately were born. Liang Chulinโs mind was akin to a spring gushing forth; with an even mix of fabrication and realistic writing, he recorded down Kang Shengzheโs stinky and shameless acts against Brother Liang Liang. His first stroke devolved into an entire night of writing; the article that was originally intended for scolding Kang Shengzhe took on the appearance of a piece and a novel.
After he was done writing, he scanned through his work for errors. Then, Liang Chulin decided to post the article anonymously on a well-known novel forum.
At the last moment before he sent it out, Liang Chulin took a deep breath. And as if he had been possessed, he rejected the titles he had previously thought of and clinched it as: ใI will guard the chastity of my idol, if he manages to capture my idol successfully, this young master will broadcast himself eating shit!ใ
Pressing on the send button forcefully, Liang Chulin felt a wave of glee. Noticing that it was quickly approaching dawn, he put down his phone and went to sleep, feeling particularly appeased.
However, what Liang Chulin did not expect was that the article he had written in a fit of dissatisfaction would unexpectedly become his first step to becoming one of the great literary gods because of his quaint and attractive character designsโฆ
For an obedient and cute straight boy, his good fortune was frankly, toying with him.
* * *
Due to the fact that he could skip military training, Kang Shengzheโs life was practically blissful. After taking the opportunity to enter You Liangxingโs house, he dragged his feet when it came to leaving; when he opened his mouth, he could eat the porridge that You Liangxing cooked; when his mouth was closed, he could sleep on You Liangxingโs big bed, and when he opened his eyes, he could see You Liangxingโs face. It was so blissful to the point where he was laughing loudly in his dreams and making a Midea sigh of pleasure.
He slept soundly for the entire night. Although You Liangxing refused to face him for some reason in the first half of the night, he had unconsciously turned around after he fell sleep later on.
Kang Shengzhe stared at him for a long time, feeling that it was worth it to get his tooth punched out. If he knew that there would be such a shortcut, he would have knocked it out himself.
The light from the early morning sun scattered all around, lighting up his surroundings with a glow. A new day had arrived, and the house could not be more normal than it usually was. But to a person that was as lazy as Kang Shengzhe, these sort of days were part and parcel of the best and most perfect life that he dreamed of and sought for; of finding himself in a place where there was only happiness and comfort.
Yesterdayโs fleeting and tactile impression was still deeply imprinted in Kang Shengzheโs mind. As long as he wanted to see it, he could loop back to it any time.
Liang Liangโs lips, Liang Liangโs kissโฆ
Kang Shengzhe blinked, immersed in the endless aftertaste. To borrow a phrase from the internet, he felt like he had already spent an entire lifetime with the other party even though they had only shared one kiss.
He tentatively pinched You Liangxingโs palm, but the man showed no reaction. Kang Shengzheโs thoughts oscillated back and forth. He wanted to kiss those lips; press closer and occupy the air he breathed like a glutton and he could feel the unbearable itch in his heart. However, he did not dare to do so.
โฆ While Kang โfallen toothโ Shengzhe did not feel distressed, having to fill in his tooth was too troublesome!
He could look but he could not eat and he had no choice but to give up on his ideas. Kang Shengzhe felt upset and his body started to roll around unconsciously. Mid-movement, he abruptly felt that something was wrong and he lowered his head to look, and he could not help but pout.
Why was it so annoying to be a man?
Kang Shengzheโs morning reaction came in a timely and punctual manner and he could not ignore it. He was about to get off the bed to go to the bathroom to resolve the problem before Liang Liang saw it when a question suddenly appeared in his head.
Before this, he had shared the same bed with You Liangxing a few times. During those instances, how had he avoided it?
Thoughts deepening, Kang Shengzhe found himself at a loss for words. Now that he thought back about it carefully, You Liangxingโs biological clock was outrageously precise, and he would always be the first to rise, and unfortunately, he must have encountered it a few times early on.
It did not make sense to hide it at all.
Furthermore, it might be more interesting to have a head-on confrontation. As he imagined the expression that You Liangxing would have when he accidentally saw him before he would silently look away gave him an inexplicable and heavy thrill which made his โ vigorous.
But then again, Liang Liang was also a man, it was very likely that he wouldโฆ
Kang Shengzhe stilled as an important question came to mind. You Liangxing looked like a serious person who was pure of heart and with little desires, which made Kang Shengzhe awfully doubtful that such a person could have a morning reaction.
His gaze shifted to the key part of You Liangxing that could not be seen because he was lying on his side. Swallowing his saliva, Kang Shengzhe hesitated thrice before he walked on his tiptoes and pulled off the quilt, his pair of large hands extending towards You Liangxingโs thighs.
* * *
You Liangxing found this scene rather familiar; however, unlike the last time where he was muddled with sleep, he was only pretending to be asleep this time around.
He had actually woken up a long time ago; with his biological clock waking him up, how could he stay asleep? However, just as he woke up, Kang Shengzhe just had to wake up too, and the scare he received caused him to shut his eyes again out of conditioned reflex.
The kiss he initiated last night was still lingering in his head and You Liangxing did not know what kind of expression he should face Kang Shengzhe with. In his moment of hesitation, the quilt on his body was pulled away, and You Liangxing felt Kang Shengzhe grabbing his thighs before heโฆ
Pulled them apart.
You Liangxing: โโฆโฆโ !!!
In an instant, You Liangxing closed his legs together fiercely before he sat up, no longer pretending to be asleep. With one hand covering his important part, he yelled out unwittingly: โKang Shengzhe!!โ
Kang Shengzheโs actions were quite uncouth but he was extremely candid in facial expression. You Liangxing was shocked: โWhat are you doing!โ
Much of the tone was questioning and Kang Shengzhe was not scared in the least. He took out his phone and typed: — Liang Liang, donโt get me wrong, I just wanted toโฆ
โWhat did you want to do?โ
Kang Shengzhe said: — I just wanted to see your pp.
You Liangxing: โโฆโฆโ
You Liangxing swore to the skies that he had never met a person who could declare such brazen words while remaining immensely proud. While he was angered to a standstill, Kang Shengzhe still had the cheek to keep blinking at him.
— Just one glance, I definitely wonโt tell anyone.
While he was talking, You Liangxing brandished his fist but rather than retreating, Kang Shengzhe stepped forward, presenting the side where he had previously lost a tooth. He typed: — Come, hit here.
You Liangxing froze for two full seconds before his long leg kicked Kang Shengzhe off the bed.
Thus, Kang Shengzhe staggered away from the bed and went to the bathroom to take a bath. Meanwhile, the loud noises coming from the kitchen declared that the all-rounded handsome man was in a foul mood as he prepared breakfast. Kang Shengzhe listened to the sounds for more than ten minutes with interest before he knocked on the door of the bathroom.
No matter how annoyed You Liangxing, he would always come whenever he was called.
Sure enough, the sound of footsteps grew closer, and not long after, You Liangxingโs cold voice travelled in from outside the door. โWhatโs wrong?โ
His tone did not sound good, but a fair amount of frustrations had long seeped away. Separated by a door, Kang Shengzhe spoke: โOh, I forgot to bring my clothes.โ
You Liangxing sneered: โFarce.โ
Kang Shengzhe had been looking for a reason to call You Liangxing over from the start. He looked over his shoulder and noticed the neat clothes that were placed on the rack. Despite being exposed right then and there, Kang Shengzhe did not blush at all; instead, he picked up the clothes and opened a slit in the door before he tossed it out. Then, he typed something on his phone before he handed it over:
— Now thereโs none.
Irritated, You Liangxingโs brows twitched. He turned around, wanting to leave, but Kang Shengzhe hurriedly shouted: โAh! Donโt do that! I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong.โ
He was angry, yes, but You Liangxing could not allow Kang Shengzhe to speak too much because it would affect the injury. Helplessly, he could only turn back to see Kang Shengzhe amicably holding up his phone again.
— Help me send the clothes in.
You Liangxing stared at the clothes that Kang Shengzhe had thrown out with his own hands. Hands, which by the by, had the adequate reach to pick up the same clothes. โTake it by yourself.โ
Kang Shengzhe: — I canโt reach it.
You Liangxing: โDo you think Iโm blind?โ
Kang Shengzhe blinked at him before he disappeared from behind the door. Subsequently, a splashing noise of something impacting the water came from the bathtub.
He was actually insane.
You Liangxing supported his forehead before he picked up the clothes and entered the bathroom. Kang Sheng was sitting solemnly in the bathtub which had foam obscuring the water surface, thus revealing only the upper half of his body and his firm muscles. Compared to the last time where he had seen it, the lines looked more well-defined.
You Liangxing could not help losing himself for only a moment. The tempering of his heart, however, immediately found its use as he quickly responded. โIโll put your clothes here. If you mess around again, I will let you die, do you understand?โ
Kang Shengzhe held up his phone: — Donโt be so fierce, Iโm scared.
If you were afraid, there would have been no need for me to come in. You Liangxing glared at him before he turned around to leave. However, as he had anticipated, his wrist was caught by Kang Shengzhe.
Knowing that he could not escape from this, You Liangxing sneered, โWhat the hell are trying to do?โ
Kang Shengzhe no longer beat around the bush: — Coaxing you.
โIs this how you intend to coax me?โ
Kang Shengzhe: — Of course not.
As he gave You Liangxing a glance, Kang Shengzheโs visage suddenly had a tinge of coyness. He lowered his head and took a long time to type before he allowed You Liangxing to see the contents.
— Arenโt you angry about the fact that I saw your pp just now? To give you compensation, Iโm going to show you mine.
You Liangxing: โโฆโฆโ
The impact of his words were too great. At that moment, You Liangxing could not parcel out what it entailed. Noticing that Kang Shengzhe was mustering his courage to stand up from the bathtub, he hurriedly pressed Kang Shengzhe back down, flustered.
โKang Shengzhe!โ
Kang Shengzheโs expression was sincere: — Donโt you want to see it?
You Liangxing was both irked and anxious, โBullshit!โ
Kang Shengzhe was full of disbelief: — No, you obviously want to see it.
You Liangxing: โI donโt want to see it!โ
Kang Shengzhe pursed his lips upon seeing You Liangxingโs resolute determination. Very quickly, he changed his tone of speaking into that of one who guides patiently and systematically.
— Liang Liang, arenโt you curious?
You Liangxing frowned, โCurious about what?โ
Kang Shengzhe: — Iโm more than two metres tall. Arenโt you curious how big I am, considering my height?
You Liangxing hated the fact that he could not go deaf at will. โIโm not curious, let go!โ
Kang Shengzhe shook his head in an odd manner: — Liang Liang, your words donโt match your heart.
How was his mouth and heart mismatched? You Liangxing swore if he stayed for a moment longer, he was afraid he was going to throttle Kang Shengzhe to death!
Violently, You Liangxing tried to wrench his wrist out of Kang Shengzheโs grip, but he never expected that this stupid tall man would exert so much strength. As You Liangxing moved back in an attempt to pull them apart, Kang Shengzhe decided that he might as well get out of the bathtub too.
It was obvious from the start that You Liangxing had no intention to look, but he did not know what happened in that moment. Perhaps due to the workings of ghosts and gods, his gaze shifted and it actually glanced at the key part of Kang Shengzhe.
Oh my goodness KK you silly boy my stomach hurt from laughing ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Thank you for the chapter โคโค
Mouth says no but heart says yes 7u7 KSZ’s shamelessness is too much i can’t stop laughing LMAO
Thanks for the chapter!
Shameless KK ๐ Give him an inch and he will take a mile. LL is done for ๐๐๐
I literally choke on my spit, Kang Shengze you shameless!!
Wait lmfao, did Liang Chulin basically right an RPF fanfiction of our CP???? And he got famous??????????? That’s some luck.
Thank you for the update!
Now I want him to actually write BL novel about our protagonists ( ๊แด๊)
I keep thinking that KK canโt get any more shameless….
I should stoop thinking… face palm
Thanks for the chapter!!!!!!
*stop
Why canโt I ever type anything without a typo ๐ญ
My thumb hits that submit button too fast ๐
Ok this is actually harassment.
Also KSH is a terrible friend.
Ooohhhh KK you’re a dirty boi ( อกยฐ อส อกยฐ) Liang Liang admit that you want to see it~
Thank you for the chapter!!! โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
Their relationship is progressing quite pretty darn fast huh … Its a whole level of flirting lol love it
Liang Chulin might accidentally be mistaken for a fudanshi real person slash writer
I always have that itch in my hands to punch KK myself x’D
Thx for the ch (ใ หใ ห)
LMAO KANG SHENGZHE IS REALLY SHAMELESS
btw thanks for the chapter ! โก
KK give me some of that shameless courage of yours! ๐
Thanks for the chapter โฅ I’m probably laughing until the next one comes out ๐
YLX has too good temper
Thanks for the chapter.
How can the chapter eeeeeeeeeeend thereeeeeeeeeee?
I died, got cremated, and had my ashes scattered in the span on this one chapter due to KK’s shamelessness๐๐ What’s with his: ” I just wanted to see your pp .” LMAOOOOO, thanks for the chapter!
AHAHAHA KK!!!!
YOU SHAMELESS BEAST!!! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Thanks for the chapter! ๐
Ah-Sheng will truly be the death of Liang Liang ๐
Oh sure, ghosts and God caused you to look.
Shameless ML’s are Good ML’s
HAHAHAAAAAAA
Curious, curious~
Thanks for the chapter! ๐
kk somehow gets more and more shameless with each chapter…
Why was it so annoying to be a man?
My goodness , i understand it right away
Why is this chapter so dirty?
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Thx for the chapter
Omg black belly?? No this is way beyond that. Liang Liang itโs okay to hit him.. just knock him out. Itโs okay, heโs too tall to drown in the tub. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ Whatever Chulin wrote will not be able to be as shameless as the real thing geez
I’m done! I’m done! Ahahahhaa KK, you are too much!
Thank you for the chapter~
[However, what Liang Chulin did not expect was that the article he had written in a fit of dissatisfaction would unexpectedly become his first step to becoming one of the great literary gods because of his quaint and attractive character designsโฆ]
Liang Chulin became a famous danmei/bl writer? ๐ imagine if like the set-up is that he wrote the story of these two, and the novel is the one we’re reading ๐
Thank you for translating ๐๐๐
If feel so bad about Liang Liang and what he had to put through HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Stupid KK! blushes
Akakakaka hmmm
Thank you very much for the chapter โคโคโคโค
Thanks for the chapter! ๐๐
KK is so shameless ๐คฃ
Thank you for the chapter~~! ๐๐๐
lmao, Iโm looking forward to the next chapter ๐
Thanks for the chapter! โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
Kk youโre too shameless ๐
Thank you for the chapter ๐
….”and he was small” I’m awaiting to read that.
ah sheng, you big shameless puppy, don’t regret the punch later สโฟส
ใKang Shengzhe said: โ I just wanted to see your pp .ใ
ใโ Arenโt you angry about the fact that I saw your pp just now? To give you compensation, Iโm going to show you mine. ใ
ใKang Shengzhe was full of disbelief: โ No, you obviously want to see it.ใ
KK!!!!!!!!!
horrified laughing
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Don’t mind me. Just losing my marbles on how shameless KK is ๐
This is simply hilarious
ah ah ah he still looked LMFAOOO
LMAO KK u deserve to be beaten.
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