If You Don’t Fall in Love, You’ll DieCh13 - Congratulations Brother Chen, You Made It Through Another Day.

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Was Brother Chen clueless of what that ‘thing’ was? qZyraL

Of course not, he knew what that thing was all too well! After all, he had been sent to the seventh heav— No, he nearly met his maker because of that humongous thing!

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Why is Ren Jing hard?

Straight Man, why are you getting this hard, Straight Man!? 5PHyqW

Ye Chen could feel his principles wavering.

He didn’t try to move, and neither did Ren Jing.

Ren Jing was still holding Ye Chen’s slim and smooth waist. He wanted to hold it tighter, yet was reluctant to do so; he wanted to strip him naked, yet at the same time didn’t want to scare him.

He couldn’t put these complicated feelings into words; he couldn’t say them out, yet a certain ‘part’ of his body was more honest and acted up. He truly wished he could do a little ‘something’ right at this moment.

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Their current posture was incredibly ‘deadly’.

Ye Chen’s back was facing Ren Jing. Ren Jing was grabbing his waist since he almost tripped. Not sure if it was the water’s great buoyancy or Ren Jing’s immense strength that did it, but Ye Chen was currently floating, his feet off the ground. Everything above his waist was exposed; his naturally fair skin looked as captivating as a glossy pearl thanks to him soaking in the water.

The hand that was holding his waist was slender and pretty, but the person was even much prettier. He was behind Ye Chen; infatuation apparent in his black eyes. He really wished he could lean forward and peck his neck. 7x6IVL

 

Now that it has come to such a crucial moment—so crucial he was so very close to getting fucked—Brother Chen suddenly gained a wisdom like never before!

“Come out, Death System!”

Death System covered its eyes. “Gosh, I can’t. It’s improper for me to watch.” Q57Dm1

Ye Chen, “…” What a spicy chicken system!

He kept his calm and asked instead, “The ‘touching’ in the mission doesn’t specify that I have to use my hand to touch them, right?”

Death System immediately understood. It reluctantly replied, “It doesn’t.”

Ye Chen asked again cheerfully, “So, it’s fine as long as any part of my body touches Ren Jing’s abs?” KW1t x

Death System responded grumpily, “Yes, even your ass.”

Indeed, his body part that was the closest to Ren Jing’s abs was… Well, to put it fancily, his buttock.

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Ye Chen felt relieved right away. JAIxLN

Death System refused to concede. “You sure you’ll go like this? If you do…”

Ye Chen was more concerned about another thing. “There’s a wide area to touch, which is why I won’t be able to touch all the abs with one swing of the hand. H…However, I should be able to if I do it this way!”

Death System paused briefly but soon let wickedness take over it. “Just to be safe, you should move and nudge so that you can be certain you’ve touched them!”

Ye Chen was stunned. “I-I have to nudge them?” gqjp3E

Death System said, “Fine if you don’t heed my advice. Don’t come crying to me if you fail to complete the mission.”

 

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Despite knowing that this spicy chicken system was up to no good, Ye Chen felt that it was indeed necessary to do after brooding over it for a bit. This mission would most likely fail if he let go of such a great opportunity!

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A wave of obscene thoughts abruptly flooded Ren Jing’s mind. He frantically exerted more power on his hand.

Ye Chen gasped in pain. Ren Jing promptly loosened his grip, but who would have guessed that Ye Chen would nudge him again

Death System thought as it watched the exciting ‘play’: Big Brother, you can’t run away from the disaster you bring on yourself. You’ve been moving and nudging against him all this while; I’ll write my name upside down if Ren Jing doesn’t try to pin you down!

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The system was so sure that nothing would go wrong and it would leave its job on a high note. However, Death System has seriously overestimated Ren Jing.

The impact of Ye Chen moving and rubbing against him was too great to handle that Ren Jing was completely in a daze. He even let go of his grip on Ye Chen.

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Ye Chen seized the chance to quickly slip away like a slippery fish, avoiding that gigantic ‘stick’ like the plague.

“H…Huh…” Death System had confusion written all over its face. jxOqom

After successfully getting away from danger, Ye Chen said in a gruff voice, “How’s that? It’s done, right!?” If the mission was still not complete even after doing all of that, he would strangle the damn system and resort to violence!

Death System glanced at the currently stunned Movie King Ren from afar while wearing an exasperated expression. Why can’t you two just go at it!? Letting such a chance slip through your fingers, Father is gravely distressed for you two!

Ye Chen rubbed his flushing face as he shouted, “Give Father the life point now!”

What else could Death System do? It has to write its name upside down now! Tsk, tsk, tsk xqg9GT

 

“Congratulations, you’ve completed the daily mission. Your reward is one life point.”

Ye Chen noticed it gnashing its teeth and asked, “What, you’re not thrilled at the thought of me completing the mission?”

Death System simply smiled and replied, “I am thrilled! So thrilled, in fact!” ezHm6s

That exaggerated expression plus that even more exaggerated way of speaking…

Ye Chen couldn’t care less about it, he had successfully accomplished the mission anyway. It was just that he felt somewhat hot; every part of his body that had come into contact with Ren Jing was burning, particularly—

Pause, pause! Ye Chen promptly got those indecent ‘junk’ out of his mind.

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Gu Xi was waiting for Ye Chen for a long time but he didn’t show up, thus he went to look for him. When he finally found him, he asked, “What’s wrong with you?”

Ye Chen stared at him with his cheek red and eyes moist. “Wrong? Nothing’s wrong!”

Gu Xi glared at him for some time before making a sharp remark, “Come clean with me, who were you with just now? Look at yourself, it’s written so clearly in your face!” Logically speaking he should be with Ren Jing, but Gu Xi held the prejudice that Ye Chen was fed up with Ren Jing and most likely had left the hot spring long ago. After that, he bumped into someone else.

Ye Chen felt a bit guilty, but decided to push on. He intended to drop the bomb by telling the truth, but in the end… That crew member from earlier was swinging by again. They greeted Gu Xi then asked Ye Chen, “Hm? Where’s Movie King Ren? He’s not with you?” ZP1Se3

Gu Xi, “…”

Ye Chen, “…”

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

The crew member felt a chill on their back once again… They thought: What’s happening? Why do their eyes have killing intent again? What on earth have I done wrong??

“Uh…” They sneered once more, then said the same thing as before, “I’ll go first. Take your time!” vUYVio

Take your time my ass! Is that the only thing you can say!?

Ye Chen was so enraged his heart hurt.

 

Gu Xi stared holes into Ye Chen with crossed arms, his glare studying him. NMbsyZ

Ye Chen yelled irritably, “What are you looking at!?”

Gu Xi asked, “You like Ren Jing?”

As the saying went, ‘there’s no story without coincidences’; it wasn’t like the ‘world’ was ganging up against him, but according to the timing, the dazed Movie King Ren should have caught up with him by now…

Ye Chen replied, “Like…” my ass, <anyone but Ren Jing! YAfQUy

 

Eventually, before he could finish his words, he lifted his head only to see Ren Jing.

This is fucking—

Ren Jing only gazed at him without blinking. VAIMxd

What should Ye Chen do? What should I say? Should I finish my words? But if I did, I won’t be able to complete the future missions anymore… He would have Gu Xi burn incense for him tomorrow.

Should he just stop talking? B-But… Wasn’t that basically him confessing directly just now???

Gu Xi knew him full well; all it took was a ‘meaningful’ glare from him for Ye Chen to understand: Just you wait, Little Ye Chen. You’re done for, Little Ye Chen! You dare hide something from me, Little Ye Chen!!

Little Ye Chen, “…” TX1MOE

 

Gu Xi helped him out of predicament by telling Ren Jing, “We were just talking about you and here you are.”

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Ren Jing didn’t say anything in response.

Gu Xi continued, “I brought up one of the works you’re in and asked Ye Chen if he likes it or not. He used to not acknowledge it, but now he spoke frankly.” He nudged Ye Chen with his elbow as he raised his eyebrows and continued, “Right?” uW1n9M

Ye Chen promptly seized the chance to get out of a tight spot. He replied, “Yeah! I like your movies, I really like them!”

Ren Jing smiled as he asked, “Which one do you like?”

Ye Chen was so stunned by his blinding smile that his mind went blank.

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Gu Xi continued to help him. “All of them, of course! Right?”

Ye Chen immediately followed along and responded, “Yes! All of them!”

Ren Jing’s eyes were filled with gentleness. His voice was soft and especially enchanting when he said, “I also like…the roles you played.”

That pause! soZN9b

Ye Chen felt his bones turning soft because of it.

Gu Xi desperately needed to give Ye Chen a pinch. He felt that this brat had hidden a hundred million more things from him!

But Ye Chen himself had suffered unspeakable misery! QAQ

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Afterward, things were going pretty normally.

The usual dinner party, the usual conversations… Ye Chen had always been ‘numb’ to numbers, so drowsiness slowly crept over him the more he listened to these talks. After sitting through it for a while, he quietly went back to the hot spring and played games there.

After playing for a moment, Ye Chen had an epiphany.

Run, I need to run right now! HrBjl0

He would absolutely be done for when Gu Xi and Ren Jing were free!

Leaving aside Ren Jing, Gu Xi would certainly question him until he turned into shreds.

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Ye Chen called his trusty Manager Xiao Liu over, then the two fiercely fled for home. 7zYiCZ

Death System was too lazy to even scorn him. Run, yeah, keep running, that’s the only thing you can do! So immature!

Ye Chen didn’t dare to go back to his first house (he was scared that Gu Xi would come knocking on the door early in the morning), thus he went to his sixth house. He had just bought this one, and Gu Xi didn’t know its exact location, either.

He turned his phone off, tucked himself nicely in bed, and got his beauty sleep shortly after. He had a dream, but the dream…was a ‘gorgeous’ one.

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Ye Chen quietly washed his underwear after he woke up.

Death System shunned him. “You lack the courage of your convictions.”

Ye Chen was on alert. “You can see my dreams?”

Death System responded, “Why would I? I could guess it right, after all. It must’ve been what happened after the hot spring incident. Ren Jing was—” The rest has been omitted for suggestive content. CzoGqs

Ye Chen let out a sigh of relief; it seemed that Death System couldn’t see his dreams. He did dream about the continuation of the hot spring affair, though it wasn’t as sensual as what Death System pictured. At most…there was kissing, and then…ehm…some touching…

Stoooop! Ye Chen went on to wash his underwear earnestly.

 

After ‘bustling about’ for the whole morning, Ye Chen asked the system as he ate breakfast, “What’s today’s mission?” His speaking tone was like a successful person who has gone through all kinds of hardships and trials, braving through life in tranquility. 9ucp G

Death System replied, “It’s not the time yet.”

Upon pondering for a while, Ye Chen asked, “Could you stop getting Ren Jing tied down to the missions?”

Death System asked him back with a grin, “You want to kiss, hug, and be lifted up high with someone else?”

“…” Ye Chen replied, “Just pretend I didn’t say anything.” 38gzks

Death System flashed a satisfied smile.

 

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After thinking about it again, Ye Chen asked, still not reconciled to it, “Why are the missions locked on Ren Jing since the start?”

Death System was about to answer, but quickly let out an exclamation of gloating over other people’s misfortunes. L3BSDh

Ye Chen promptly felt an ominous presentiment.

Death System announced, “Daily mission: Please ask Ren Jing to give you ninety-nine roses.”


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Thank you, little angels, for throwing landmines and grenades! Taking account of the joy of reading, I won’t post it, smooches! Love you all!

Translator's Note

The full sentence is “sent to the seventh heaven”. It’s a, uhh, spin I made by myself cause I really have no idea what other term there is to explain someone having really nice sex lmfaoooo. Originally the term is “be in seventh heaven”, meaning “very delighted” or sth like that. Also, uh. The CN is actually “so good he could die”, “delighted to death” or something similar? Like, someone being sooooo happy they could die right now, so the “die” is not literal… kinda?

In baidu forum someone explained that it’s the feeling when someone feels super duper good when having sex that they could “die”. I think it applies to this sentence but I could be wrong lol~

Translator's Note

REALLY??? HE GOT A RAGING BONER IN FRONT OF YOU AND THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IS THIS?? HAS IT EVER OCCURED TO YOU THAT HE’S GAY FOR YOU???? LIKE YOU’RE IN A FUCKING HOT SPRING ALONE, WHAT OTHER THING COULD MAKE HIM HARD?? I CANT BELIEVE THIS OH MY GOD

Translator's Note

Yeah exactly what’s written in the raw. Maybe like he’s treating those “sexy” thoughts as “trash” somewhat? Kinda??

Translator's Note

In the raw, the single “like” (喜欢) that Ye Chen said sounds like he’s saying he “likes” Ren Jing, especially since he didn’t finish his words lmao. Hence the “misunderstanding” that follows.

Translator's Note

OK so in the CN, Ren Jing actually “paused” after the word “you”, which I think would sound like “I also like you…r roles” if I had to force it lmao. It’s basically the same thing as what Ren Jing heard from Ye Chen, that makes it sound like he’s “confessing” to him (I like him!)… If it makes sense LOL.

Translator's Note

JJ authors are not even allowed to write “erotic”?????? Like “gorgeous” is honestly not enough to describe a wet dream LMFAO?? Maybe it’s just me but oh well,,, Like I can’t even find another substitute, what else could it be sksksksks?? Colorful? Dazzling?? Opulent??? Ravishing??? LMAO I have no idea…

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