If You Don’t Fall in Love, You’ll DieCh1 - Because He is Handsome.

Editor: Amaris, Victorst


The summer sun pierced its way in from the small gap of the hotel room’s thick curtains and fell on the fair-skinned, slender legs. LOVCwq

The owner wasn’t wearing anything. His delicate skin was completely exposed in the dark room, like a beautiful pearl on a dark velvet—it was fair and dazzling.

He was sleeping soundly, his hair strands dangled down and covered his smooth forehead, making his face look smaller.

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The mischievous sun slowly moved up. When it fell onto his waist, he frowned as if he was dreaming of something…

Shortly after, he suddenly opened his eyes. cEKsIg

 

Ye Chen was in a daze for half a minute; he didn’t dare to move his body at all. It seemed that all of his senses were focused on his waist, or rather, on that big and hot hand that was over his waist.

Last night’s scenes suddenly came flooding to his mind like a tide that Ye Chen couldn’t help but blurt out a curse word.

He had actually slept with Ren Jing! And he was the one being done! The point was, he even thought that it was pretty exciting!

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This is so outrageous!

Ye Chen’s mind was filled with all the mess from last night. The more he recalled it, the more he felt that it was a horror movie.

 

He couldn’t stay even for a minute more. He quietly moved out of the bed, but he unbearably took a deep breath the moment he stepped on the ground. hcHSUz

It hurt, it hurt so much that he could only gasp.

He’s truly a beast! Was he trying to kill me!?

Ye Chen’s selective memory loss was so on point: he acted completely unaware of who had been the miserable drunkard who was incessantly whining last night.

He endured the pain and went to get dressed properly. As he did so, his mind kept repeating the same word: it hurts, it hurts, it hurts! It didn’t even hurt this much when his mother spanked him when he was a child! jisBYf

 

Ye Chen was finally done tidying up when his cellphone rang.

He took his cellphone and looked at the screen. Eventually, he answered angrily, “Hello!?”

A voice so pleasant to the ears could be heard from the cellphone, “What, did you not sleep well?” xVCKSm

Ye Chen lowered his voice as he replied, “Sleep well my ass! I’ve been fucking nibbled by a dog!”

“Eh, what happened? Didn’t you have a blast last night? I saw you drank a lot.”

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Ye Chen answered furiously, “You clearly know I drank a lot, yet you didn’t find someone to send me home?”

“I did. Great Movie King Ren lived in the same district with you. He was about to leave when I asked him…” KTIP4v

Ye Chen, “…” Fuck, I simply want to break off relations with Gu Xi, this bastard!

 

Ye Chen hung up the call furiously. He immediately left after wearing his shoes.

Unfortunately, his imposing manner only lasted until he arrived at the parking lot. He instantly groaned in pain once he got into the car. y 5dHp

This is killing me! Just how on earth could such a big thing even thrusted in?

Ye Chen became more terrified the more he thought about it. He clenched his fist and vowed: I’d become a puppy if I got drunk again!

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He felt that just this vow alone was still not resolute enough, so he posted the proof of his great ambition to his Moments. xQdHYK

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Meanwhile, the man who was supposedly still asleep had opened his eyes the moment Ye Chen left. There wasn’t any trace of drowsiness in his obsidian-colored eyes; they were completely sober and calm.

 

Ye Chen had always been driving by bashing sideways and colliding straight on. There wasn’t much traffic on the highway at this time, thus he vented his anger by stepping on the accelerator violently, making the beautiful supercar charge forward vigorously like a mad dog. YKd5Mm

The thrill of street racing made Ye Chen feel much better. He started to think that what happened last night wasn’t a big deal; he was only nibbled by a dog. Let the past be the past.

As he was thinking of these, he suddenly saw a small and silky white thing sprung up ahead.

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

A kitten?

A kitten dashing through the highway? 8FC ED

Ye Chen’s pupils shrank abruptly. The supercar’s chassis was so low it almost touched the ground, so the kitten would be instantly squashed flat if the car went straight ahead!

Even though it’s only a tiny animal, it couldn’t die so unjustly!

 

Ye Chen was confident of his driving skills: he should decelerate first before slightly turning the steering wheel. With that, he could definitely be able to make a successful detour. There weren’t any cars in both lanes, so he need not be worried that a car would bump onto him from behind when he turned around. vZkXdY

Soon enough, Ye Chen had just turned the steering wheel around when his heart suddenly jumped. Something’s not right!

Unfortunately, it was already too late when he noticed. Something wasn’t right with how sensitive the steering wheel was. Ye Chen only touched the steering wheel lightly, yet the car unexpectedly turned around sharply. By the time he hurriedly stepped on the brake, the car had crashed straight into the guardrail.

The car’s airbag immediately popped out. Afterward, the scene before Ye Chen’s eyes turned white before turning black not long after.

There was only a sentence left in his mind: I’ll die, I’ll certainly die. JipSjF

The thing was, he had died such a disgraceful death…

 

After a long yet short pause, Ye Chen opened his eyes.

He safely stopped the car on the roadside and turned the engine off. The guardrail was undamaged and the little kitten was curled up into a ball in fright as it meowed. GYZ dh

Ye Chen still couldn’t recover from the shock even after a long time had passed.

He…wasn’t dead?

Didn’t the car crash into the guardrail? Didn’t he fall down the hill? Shouldn’t he be rolling down then dying with his head split and blood flowing out?

Am I dreaming? w0DFgz

Ye Chen knitted his brows as he got out of the car.

He looked at the familiar Lamborghini before his eyes, feeling that something was really strange about it.

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What he felt just now still lingered on his fingertips. How could the steering wheel suddenly go out of control like that?

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Ye Chen lived a simple life, but he wasn’t stupid.

Instead of getting into the car, he called his assistant, Xiao Liu.

After exchanging a few words, Xiao Liu promptly said, “Wait a bit, Brother Chen, I’ll pick you up at once!”

The sun had already shone brightly, so it was scorching hot to be standing under the sun. 8dHCOh

But Ye Chen wouldn’t get inside the car at all. Who knew if that thing would happen again?

 

The kitten was still meowing. Ye Chen bent down and reached out to it with his hands.

The kitten didn’t run away. It simply looked at him eagerly. iHlf6C

At this time, Ye Chen noticed that it seemed to have gotten injured on its leg.

“Poor thing.” Ye Chen picked the kitten up, carefully shielded it from the sunlight.

After the pair of human and cat basked in the sun for ten minutes, Xiao Liu finally arrived.

Ye Chen was afraid to bask in the sun because of his skin type. He was the type who couldn’t get tanned by nature, but he still didn’t dare to bask in the sun. That was because his skin would turn red once he got sunburned. If it continued, his skin would feel tingly and itchy. When that happened, Ye Chen would feel tortured. BiuFeC

 

Xiao Liu hurriedly opened the door for him. “The car had just undergone maintenance a few days ago, so there shouldn’t be any problem.”

Ye Chen felt refreshed after getting into the car and the air conditioner blew on him. He said as he played with the kitten, “Get it checked again in another place.”

Xiao Liu was startled for a moment before he responded, “Alright!” KwVz2x

 

Ye Chen didn’t say anything anymore. Firstly, he was exhausted. Secondly, he had hardly recovered from the shock.

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He still couldn’t understand at all. He had undoubtedly died, yet how could he still be sitting here properly?

The kitten obediently curled in Ye Chen’s lap. It looked so round and cute, like a dango. 9W4Khi

There wasn’t any sound in the car beside the air conditioner.

After thinking for a long time, Ye Chen still didn’t get it. He might as well not think too much about it, it was probably due to his mother who worshipped Buddha everyday, probably one of those gods had conveniently saved his life.

 

As he thought so, a voice suddenly resounded in his mind. ceBAvl

“Daily mission: Kiss Ren Jing once. The reward is one life point.”

Ye Chen blinked his eyes.

“Friendly reminder: If the life point drops to zero, your life will be taken back.”

Wh-what the hell? Ye Chen was confused! ArBcqZ

“Friendly reminder 2nd: You currently have one life point. Please complete the daily mission as soon as possible.”

Ye Chen, “…”

“Friendly reminder 3rd: The time limit is ten minutes. When the time runs out, you’ll return to the time when your car flew out of the guardrail.”

Although he still wasn’t clear on what was happening, the last sentence of whatever this thing had uttered had greatly disturbed Ye Chen. VztL2a

He didn’t want to ‘go through’ death again.

 

Ye Chen said, “Xiao Liu, turn around!”

Xiao Liu, “Huh?” hRCrEc

Ye Chen continued, “Go to Maloa.”

Xiao Liu was struck dumb. Why is he going to the hotel in the broad daylight?

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The car rushed to the hotel. On the way, Ye Chen asked a few questions to his new ‘friend’. 2u9ijJ

“You were the one who saved me just now?”

“Yes.”

“Who are you?”

“System.” BJU0uz

Ye Chen, “…System?”

“I’m known as ‘If You Don’t Fall in Love, You’ll Die System’, but you could just use my nickname.”

Ye Chen, “Nick…name?”

“Death System.” P mUkT

Ye Chen, “…”

Seemed like it would be easier to address it by ‘Death System’, indeed.

 

“Friendly reminder, you have five minutes left.” s3E09H

The instant the car stopped at the parking lot, Ye Chen didn’t waste any time and went straight to the 27th floor once he got out.

After ringing the doorbell, Ye Chen couldn’t help but ask, “Why is the mission to kiss Ren Jing?”

He thought that Death System wouldn’t tell him, but in the end it sincerely said, “Because he’s handsome.”

When the door opened, Ye Chen lifted his head to look at Ren Jing. He had no choice but to admit that Death System was telling the big truth. hKHjGT


The author has something to say:

As promised, I’ve started a new pit! Smooches to all of you!

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

You should send me two hundred red packets everyday, three days before I started this new pit.

The first one hundred red packets must be sent, while the rest could be sent depending on the situation. Ds40Gc

Remember that you have to login to get the red packets, or else you won’t be able to send any!

A new journey has begun. I hope I could continue to bring everyone a ‘relaxing moment’ every morning~

 

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T/N: OH HEY THE RE-TRANSLATE CHAPTER IS HERE! I hope y’all didn’t miss me too much! Just a quick heads up, like I’ve said before, I’m re-translating the earlier chapters just for completion’s sake. You’re free to read whichever translations you like the most! “BUT POTATS WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG???” OKAY OKAY UHHH I guess I owe you some explanations? Long story short I’m not doing really well right now, life is fucking messy and out of hands which I’m trying my best to control right now. I still can’t finish my final paper due to some circumstances, which left me penniless because I can’t find a decent job without a degree (pien). I’m trying my best to make ends meet but to be honest it’s getting harder and harder due to all the stress and pressure. Again, I’m doing what I can right now but who knows how long I can hold on… For now, I’ve started to find translating jobs again and setting up my ko-fi, just anything really that could help me earn some cash. If you enjoyed reading my translations, I’d really appreciate any tips so that I could be more motivated to translate! Think of it as a way to help the taters family survive, too. With that said, see ya next time~ TOVD0A

Translator's Note

I think this is just to say that he forgot about the most crucial thing, which is what he did last night (nagging and seducing RJ iirc).

Translator's Note

Not sure why it’s puppy… Because it’s cute and docile? Idk. I found this definition about “puppy dog” in TheFreeDictionary though: “An insignificant but obnoxious person”. Not sure if it applies here but I’ll just put it here for now. Do lmk if there’s any other meaning behind this word, I’d appreciate it!

Translator's Note

Moments is one of WeChat’s feature. It’s something similar to “Status” or “Story” in messaging apps where user could share pictures, texts, or link. Your friends could reply to your Moments, naturally.

Translator's Note

Chassis is the base frame of a motor vehicle or other wheeled conveyance. (Google)

Translator's Note

The raw is “dumpling made of glutinous rice”… The dumpling part could also be read as “dango” in Japanese, so I’m guessing that’s what the author is referencing to? The little kitty curled up (?) into a ball and looked like dango bcs its white and round kinda thing? I suppose…

Translator's Note

Seems to be a fabricated name of a (fictional?) hotel. Do lmk if that’s not the case, though!

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