After Getting Gayified, I Swore Off Parody MashupsCh5 - He has already read the whole novel

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Yo, I’m so high. I feel like I’ve already reached the peak of my life~ ♪
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This is the feeling of wielding the blade anew as a screenwriter!

With a wave of my hand, I chopped off the bulk of the emotional line, even adding more fighting scenes for Jiang Ran while I did so.

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I want him to do wire-fu, leaping over roofs and vaulting over walls everyday! Fight monsters and level up! Do splits in the name of love!

Oh yeah, I forgot to do an introduction. Pisces is an adventure web novel in a modern fantasy setting. hHe6An

That’s right~ supernatural, immortals, ghosts, and whatnot; I have it all~

I’m going to get the props team to make them more horrific, scaring Jiang Ran so much that he can’t sleep easy at night. Best case scenario, he goes jelly-legged when he sees them on set.

Wahahaha, wahahahahahaha~
(PS. auto-fill evil cackling in your head here)

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After a long discussion with the other screenwriter and submitting the first draft, I received a call from my agent, telling me to go for a photoshoot.

I rummaged through my luggage and tossed apart my wardrobe, and ended up wearing the same suit I wore to the interview.

Sigh. When exactly am I going to get rich? 4dkR7c

My agent picked me up in a minivan. When I got on, he told me in all seriousness, “Brother Shuyao, you’re soon about to be in the public eye. Don’t forget to wear a mask and cap whenever you step out of the house.”

I hummed, but my heart suddenly caught in my chest. I’m really not used to this new identity.

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Jiang Ran was already there when we arrived at the studio.

He’s playing the male protagonist, Shen Linhe, a descendent of Meng Po—the Goddess of Oblivion—and reincarnation of an immortal.

Well, crudely put, he’s an OP bug that flips heaven and earth upside down.

As for me, I’m playing the second male lead, Chen Mingge, a forensic doctor who can see the supernatural, yet remains a staunch believer of science. h Jq4X

However, the moment that I pushed open the door, my heart almost leapt out of my chest.

Jiang Ran was wearing an inky black mandarin jacket with silver silk trims and black skinny pants that tightly accentuated his long legs. Bandages were wrapped around his hand, highlighting his attractive and slender fingers. When looking back, his gaze was as light as a feather, like he stood aloof and apart from this mortal world.

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I know that you guys are surely roasting how this isn’t a mainstream fashion combination, but on Jiang Ran, it instantly becomes—

Super alpha and immortal, 360° no dead angles! TrI6NR

I closed my eyes, swallowing my saliva.

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Looking at myself in the mirror, I felt that I pretty much looked as innocent as an unweaned little puppy.

Under the instructions of the cameraman, I took a solo poster shot, then heard him say that they still had to take a dual-focus poster. pHyT31

I swept my gaze around and caught sight of Jiang Ran holding his thermos, hot air slowly steaming out of it.

As if aware that I was looking at him, Jiang Ran looked over at me despite the glare of the stage lighting, cold indifference written all over his face.

I lost all words.

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Hearing this, Jiang Ran got up, expressionlessly walking over in my direction.

He was born with elegant swordlike eyebrows and beautiful starlike eyes. His countenance and profile scored a full 100 marks. Because of his features, when he wasn’t smiling, he looked the paradigm of a person with an upstanding moral character.

If he were to put on a police uniform and go out on the streets, he’d definitely be an exemplary 21st-century young man doing good for the civilians. pJUy n

He walked closer and nodded to me.

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The cameraman got us to stand together. Jiang Ran fiddled with the bandages on his hands and I turned sideways to look at him. oqPX5W

After he came closer, I then found that I was actually a little over half a head shorter than him. With this height difference, when I dropped my gaze, my line of sight would just happen to fall onto his hands.

There were scratches and bloodstains on them. The cracked seams of the bandages contrasted sharply with his hands, making them appear particularly pale and bony, exuding an inexplicable crippling beauty.

This is practically the protagonist walking out of the book himself!

The mama who birthed you—no, wait—your dada is screaming. H2Idl6

“Guy in white, make your gaze feel more natural,” the cameraman reminded.

I hastily got rid of the appreciative glint in my eyes, clearing my throat in a businesslike manner.

How can I possibly show such brainless infatuation towards a man! [strong man smile]

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When the shoot started again, to redeem my dignity, I deliberately kept a distance, striking a peerlessly handsome pose before the lens.

“Stand closer,” the cameraman set down his command.

I frowned, lazily inching a little bit towards Jiang Ran. ucC6DU

“Even closer. Stick your shoulders together,” the cameraman continued to pester.

Stick? Stick, your head. I cursed inside, staying where I stood.

But I could feel the aura of Jiang Ran from beside me; to be precise, it was an oppressive sort of aura.

The hairs on my back stood on end. I whipped my head over to look at him. In the end, in the split second that I turned my upper body, my ass was groped. P3TEKd

!!!

Shook! I bolted upright. As if that wasn’t enough, Jiang Ran did it twice more.

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“Is this close enough?”

Then came his magnetic voice. pIlfGi

!!!!!!

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I’ve never seen such impudence in my life! mBdM8N

A voice echoed in my head for a long time—

Fogey young mister, are you an effing pervert?!

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I instantly jumped three metres away, whirling into an air flare and kicking Jiang Ran’s thigh.

His eyebrows drew together slightly.

The hell. Laozi not only wants to kick your leg, I also want to kick your little bro.

You supergay! rlVa8d

Both agents were thoroughly dumbfounded.

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Jiang Ran raised a hand to block his agent. OmpdPu

“Sorry, it’s my mistake.” He spoke to me in a calm and sincere voice, “I thought you were going to stumble, and when trying to support you, I felt something warm and soft. So I touched it a little more, not realising what it was.”

I was in disbelief at this bleeping guy who could spout barbarian excuses in such an innocent tone with a straight face.

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No wonder he could become an award-winning film emperor at twenty-something years of age. This calibre of acting skills… I wish I could kick him to death.

Little did I expect that he could come even closer, his gaze sweeping from the crown of my head to my chest. hVKZa8

I got goosebumps from his gaze, chills going up my spine.

“You…!”

Before I could finish my words, he placed a slender finger on my lips.

My back instantly stiffened. e5MXZH

His gaze never left my chest for a moment.

“Cameraman, please keep shooting.”

He coolly set down a command.

Solidified to the spot, even the hand that wanted to hit him had solidified. EdIuw8

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“Brilliant, this is perfect!” The cameraman gave us an a-okay, not forgetting to praise, “Film Emperor Jiang Ran is deserving of the accolade, he has such great sense for the lens.”

Fuck this shit! What is this ‘great sense for the lens’, just go and die. t5A7EP

Right when I was about to charge aggressively up to him and send a punitive expedition for this crime, Jiang Ran undid a button. He inclined his head slightly over, and that superb side profile angled right at me.

“A human lights the candle and the ghosts blow it out. If the ghosts cry, do not listen; if the ghosts ask, do not answer.”

I gave a start.

I wrote that. BI9pSK

Jiang Ran unhurriedly added after that, “The source of my inspiration for before.”

“You, you…” I thought of risque scenes I wrote, gaping like a fish.

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This supergay didn’t already finish reading—the—whole—novel, did he!

Is it too late now to go back and lock the chapters?? vcqC14

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While I leaked tears of regret, Jiang Ran went on to say, “Aren’t you the screenwriter? Your reaction is so intense, it’s obvious that you haven’t read the novel properly.”

Excusez moi? O6W9d8

Just watch me screw this supergay over!