Heavenly WifeCh44 - Burn Your Dandan!

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Wen Xuan’s voice wasn’t that loud, but everyone around still happened to hear it.  Hc NWw

She was a beautiful girl. So, when she asked Feng Yang with such enthusiasm, the others just stood there and listened in, not leaving.

The rumors about Feng Yang hadn’t yet disappeared completely, with one of them still circulating among students. 

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Yes, the one concerning his sexuality. 

That one time, when Qi Ze had made a fuss about him being gay and having feelings towards Gu Ziyang was still remembered by many students, and they still believed in it because Feng Yang had never shown any interest in a girl either. QWTKUk

But now, a girl was showering him with favor in public, and it was a beauty doing that too! 

Many of them were curious about what Feng Yang’s next action would be.

Wen Xuan kept smiling and staring at him, with stars in her eyes. “Can I join you guys?”

Oh, this beauty actually took the initiative to ask him to eat lunch together! 

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For male students who didn’t have girlfriends, even if they weren’t interested in having a girlfriend, they would still feel a little moved when hearing such an eager invitation from a girl.

But Feng Yang here just looked back at her with an expressionless face and then lightly replied, “Okay.”

Wen Xuan was so happy at not being rejected that she started to walk side by side with Feng Yang while talking about the relay race they just won.

The two walked in front, so no one could see the dark-faced Ban Yu who stood still in his place upon hearing Feng Yang say ‘Okay’ to that girl. NqaWOc

The class monitor and Zhou Xuan, who were following behind Feng Yang, felt a dark and heavy pressure loom from behind them, but no one dared to mention it.

After they arrived at the cafeteria, the class monitor, Wang Wei and Zhou Xuan went to queue up to get the meals while the others looked for an empty table.

These six people usually split into two groups like this—3 people lined up and 3 people looked for seats. But now, the people making up the latter combination were different, because Ban Yu wasn’t there, but Wen Xuan was.

As soon as they entered the cafeteria, Ban Yu excused himself and said that he wanted to find his nephew, thus separating from the group.  8WuK q

He was afraid that if he stayed, a dark cloud would fly into the cafeteria to cover only the girl’s head, and that it would start raining hard on her alone! He wouldn’t let such a strange thing happen in the mortal world!

“Um, did I come at the wrong time?” Like most students at the school, Wen Xuan thought that the supermarket boss Ban Yu was Feng Yang’s relative. 

But it was a bit strange, because when Ban Yu had left just now, she felt that he glared at her with anger. She asked in a low voice, “Why does Boss Ban seem unhappy?”

“Yeah, about that,” Feng Yang replied casually, “My boyfriend gets easily jealous.” wjcWsG

“Ah? Y-your boyfriend…” Wen Xuan was perplexed. “What do you mean ‘boyfriend’?”

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“It’s literally what it means.” Feng Yang didn’t smile while replying, but neither did he look angry nor did he give a cold statement. 

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But for four people, on the table were strangely only three lunch boxes.

Ji Yuchen stared silently at the person who had suddenly entered and snatched his lunch, complaining from between his gritted teeth, “Hey Uncle, if you are angry with my future Aunt, why are you coming here to grab my lunch?!” 

The two people who ate together with him were his best buddies, so any ‘inside information’ discussed would never get out. azhHu5

“By the way, I lost the relay race this morning. Dang, my classmates are really upset!”

Ban Yu was puzzled. “You participated in this morning relay race? Why didn’t I see you?”

Ji Yuchen: “…” Of course that’s because you only ever see him! Don’t think that I dare not hit you, Uncle!

Ban Yu turned a blind eye to his nephew, who was about to explode in anger, and started stroking Hua Cheng’s feathers instead. “Buy another lunch box dish, the one with more shredded pork, Hua Cheng likes it.”   d 3PLz

Seeing the little bird on the table that was so round it looked like a furball, Ji Yuchen disagreed, “It’s so fat and it still likes shredded meat? Let’s put it on a diet!”

A few days ago, when Ji Yuchen had met his uncle in the supermarket, he had been preparing to send boxes of mineral water to Feng Yang’s class. As Hua Cheng was also there, he recognized this little fat bird raised by Feng Yang right now.

Why didn’t Feng Yang come and take the boxes of mineral water himself? That person was unreliable, and now this little bird was being even more of an eyesore! 

The boy next to him, the Vegetable Soup boy, offered, “Brother Chen, wait, should I go get one more meal box? The same as yours?” AaSkNB

Ji Yuchen pressed on his shoulder to make him sit back. “No, I’ll go.”

Although Ji Yuchen was regarded as a school bully and there were many people who would obey his words, it didn’t mean that he would order his buddies whenever he wished to do so. 

He got up from the chair after poking Hua Cheng’s butt, then walked away to queue up. He stood for a while at the end of the line, watching as the food he wanted to eat reduced in quantity steadily, till it was almost gone!

Coincidentally, he saw a few familiar figures standing in front of him in the line, who were currently paying for their food and were about to go back to their table. Ia791v

His eyes lit up, and a second later, he was no longer in the line. He glanced at Ban Yu, whose attention was completely on feeding Hua Cheng and not himself, and then walked swiftly towards Feng Yang’s table, leaving those familiar figures behind. 

The familiar figures he had seen were the Zhou Xuan trio.

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Feng Yang had seen Ji Yuchen early in the morning at the relay race competition. He didn’t expect him to suddenly approach his group, and then proceed to stand over their table with an aggrieved expression.

The Zhou Xuan trio were also puzzled by his appearance because they didn’t know the things that had happened after the three had lined up for lunch, including why Ban Yu had left. HyXNzo

“What’s the matter?” asked Feng Yang as he took his share of food. 

He was already the center of attention today, due to winning the relay race. However, after Ji Yuchen came to a stand next to him, more people started paying attention in his direction.  

“Someone ate my lunch.” He continued, “Because of you.”

“So?” Feng Yang asked, smiling, “Are you here to complain to your family elder?” RCDgF8

“Of course. What else?” In fact, he came just to express his dissatisfaction. 

I even let your man grab my food! How can you not be the ‘elder’?! 

Feng Yang stared at Ji Yuchen for a moment before standing up.

The people who were watching them held their breath, thinking— could it be another fight? Has Feng Yang gone so out of his mind that he even dared to call Ji Yuchen his junior?! qsEbuF

But in contrast to their thoughts, Feng Yang offered the unused chopsticks in his hand to Ji Yuchen. “Sit here and eat.”

After that, under the puzzled eyes of the other people, he walked to the table occupied by Ji Yuchen’s friends.

The other people: Are you making the school bully eat your meal? Aren’t you afraid of his fury?

Surprisingly, the school bully obediently sat down on Feng Yang’s seat, consuming Feng Yang’s meal box without the slightest reluctance or disdain.   RbLWjf

Anyway, the food was newly bought and hadn’t been touched by Feng Yang, so he didn’t mind! The most important thing right now was how to dampen his Uncle’s fire of jealousy!

Sure enough, this Aunt was reliable, the strength he showed during the relay race didn’t disappoint at all. If he had continued to just sit here and eat lunch with this girl, how hard would it become to calm his Uncle down?! 

As he walked along the way, many pairs of eyes followed Feng Yang’s figure, including Ji Yuchen’s, who was eating, while also looking up from time to time. The table he was initially sitting at was not too far away, so he could see the events that took place clearly.

Feng Yang didn’t plan to buy another lunch box and went to sit down opposite Ban Yu. “Is the meal you snatched from your nephew delicious?” elsOv5

“It’s still palatable.”

For him, human food was not something that could increase cultivation, it was just to fill his ‘physical body’s’ stomach. It was acceptable as long as it didn’t taste weird or too bad.  

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He picked all the shredded pork out for Hua Cheng. “What is it? You’re done eating with her so soon?”

His tone was so sour that Feng Yang couldn’t help but squint his eyes from hearing it. “You snatched your nephew’s lunch and he came to ask me for food. Now tell me, what shall I eat?” J1eKmX

Actually, Ban Yu’s anger extinguished the moment he saw Feng Yang sit in front of him. Because it was so soon after entering the cafeteria, he was sure that Feng Yang hadn’t finished his meal, or perhaps hadn’t even touched it all.

But, for the sake of his nightlife, he still needed to look very upset. “You can eat whatever you want to eat, anyway, when a beauty eats, everything is delicious.”

Feng Yang whispered, “You’re still angry, aren’t you? I just didn’t want to embarrass the girl in front of so many people, okay?”

Ban Yu refused to hear his words and slowly brought broccoli to his mouth. Two days ago, he had decided to block his super sensitive hearing because more and more people had started talking about Feng Yang.  wPGiDf

It was fine if those people praised Feng Yang, but some were taking the praise too far, as far as treating him as their boyfriend! 

How can some of you even think of giving Feng Yang a monkey? What nonsense is that?!

Can any one of you give him a phoenix cub?  

Your so-called boyfriend is actually Lao Tzu’s Dragon Princess, the one who will give me dragon cubs in the future! Hmph! XoKn8P

Stop dreaming!!!

If it weren’t for Ban Yu’s jealousy, that led him to block his super sensitive hearing, he would have heard Feng Yang mentioning his ‘boyfriend’ to Wen Xuan. 

It was a pity he couldn’t hear Feng Yang’s words from such a distance without that ability.

Seeing as the old dragon really continued to ignore him, Feng Yang simply said, “Okay, so you want to keep ignoring me?” QNcPSb

Ban Yu still kept his mouth shut. He had come up with many good reasons to negotiate with Feng Yang on this issue, all so that he could partake in night exercises with his baby!

Doing regular night exercises meant increasing the speed of Feng Yang’s spiritual roots’ recovery. It also meant that the time he would be able to hug a little dragon cub wouldn’t be that far away!!!

Can’t be lazy! Can’t be softhearted! 

However, how could Feng Yang know that these were the things floating inside Ban Yu’s mind? He just felt that Ban Yu was still angry with him for allowing Wen Xuan to join them at lunch. k1B cz

As he thought about it, he felt that he had indeed been too inconsiderate. If your lover allowed someone, who obviously had some ideas towards him, and had a meal with them, then who wouldn’t become jealous? 

Even though it was a big canteen, it didn’t seem to make a big difference if they didn’t eat together.

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So Feng Yang, who thought that he was at fault, consoled patiently, “Okay, don’t be jealous anymore, hmm? It won’t happen again.”

Ban Yu pretended to hear nothing once again. m5szfn

Feng Yang stood up and stalked out of the canteen angrily.

Ban Yu, stupefied by this development, wondered whether he should follow behind him or not.

Follow him? But I’m the one who is supposed to be angry!

Not following? What if Feng Yang really gets angry?   9zMFWd

The Vegetable Soup boy next to him asked, “Uncle Ban, don’t you need to chase him?”

The process of fetching mineral water bottles from the supermarket had made them familiar with each other. 

Ban Yu shook his head. “No! I can’t spoil him too much!”

The next second, students in the canteen watched him as he shouted “Ouo~~”, jumped out his seat and rushed out like an arrow, yelling, “Feng Xiao Yang! It’s your turn!”  XENtlW

You naughty boy, you can fire anything but my gun! Lao Tzu’s dandan are burning!


T/N: Sorry for the very long waiting, see you next week XD…

Translator's Note

refer to chapter 33

Translator's Note

means giving birth to his child

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his balls >,<; found it way cuter to keep it as dandan lol XD

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7 comments

  1. I FORGOT EVERYTHING LMAO 😂

    Thanks for the chapter! 😘

    It feels like things are hitting close to an end of a story! 6 more chapters, perhaps?

    After checking on NovelUpdates: Nvm, there’s 17 more chapters lol

    • Hmm… from my analytical pov of the comedic tone of ml chasing the -wife- mc and the condition of ml’s dandan, I would like to imagine that ml is reproaching mc and feeling -fake- wronged of the little amount of coaxing he received. There is also a possibility of mc -abuse- practice his power to burn ml’s dandan as a punishment for the statement ‘I can’t spoil him too much’. (I read the whole ‘I was once a legend’ this week so I my memory of still reading book kinda blurry) 😜

      Any other self-verified interpreter here? 😶