Ban Yu is a bit shameless in this chapter, so please prepare yourself …
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Grandfather Ban had arranged for ten people to watch over Ban Yu so he couldn’t get out of the house, as punishment for the trouble he’d caused earlier. However, if Ban Yu really wanted to escape, he could, and no one could really lock him up at home.
The reason why he didn’t go to Feng Yang’s school or to the supermarket was because the Prime Minister of Turtle’s advice made sense to him. He thought he should give Feng Yang some space and freedom, so that he wouldn’t feel annoyed when he saw him again.
However, giving freedom was one thing, being in contact with each other was another. He thought that although they wouldn’t be meeting in person, they couldn’t be completely disconnected. So, when he remembered that Liu Jianghe stayed in touch with his friends via WeChat, he thought of adding Feng Yang on WeChat as well, even though he didn’t really use it.
Ban Yu used to have WeChat, but there were not many people in his friends list. It mostly included his direct family members and relatives, and his servants and drivers.
He favorited Fang Yang’s account as soon as he added him and then changed his account ID to: ♡My favorite baby♡
Feng Yang didn’t know this at first, but when he saw Ban Yu’s ‘Moments’ feed, he was shocked to find that he had uploaded a picture onto it!
—Feng Yang: Are you crazy? You posted our chat records onto your Moments?
—Big Dog Ban: I’m not crazy. I made it private and only tagged you in the picture. Only the two of us can see it!
—Feng Yang: Don’t go anywhere on Sunday afternoon, just wait for me at home!
—Big Dog Ban: You’re coming to see me on Sunday? (╯✧ ∇ ✧)╯
—Feng Yang: Not just seeing you! I’m going to strangle you!
—Big Dog Ban: (╥╯∧ ╰╥)
Feng Yang asked Hua Cheng in a low voice, “Have my merits reduced?”
Hua Cheng hopped away and looked at him from a distance, then shook his chubby body.
Not reduced.
Feng Yang no longer cared about texting Ban Yu. He sensed that he was being watched and turned to look at Zhou Xuan, who was sitting on his right and giving him a strange look. “What’s wrong?”
Zhou Xuan shook his head. “No…thing.”
Feng Yang suddenly remembered that he hadn’t covered his screen phone from Zhou Xuan’s sight. But… Whatever, he could see if he wanted to.
Zhou Xuan actually hadn’t looked at Feng Yang’s phone on purpose. He just happened to glance at it and so had ended up reading the sentence: You’re coming to see me on Sunday? (╯✧ ∇ ✧)╯
Did Big Brother Ban, the new supermarket boss, usually talk to Feng Yang in such a manner? So… coquettish, oh no, so charming!
Feng Yang put his cell phone away and looked at the wall clock above the blackboard. It showed that there were 25 minutes before class ended, so he planned to sleep on the table.
The teacher on duty came into the classroom and saw Feng Yang asleep on his desk. But he didn’t punish or scold him. He just looked at him silently and started the class as usual.
Feng Yang was an excellent and efficient student. Although he wasn’t answering his exam papers as fast as he did before, he still did them very well and only made a few mistakes. So occasionally being lazy like this in class could be understood.
Hua Cheng was hiding behind a pile of books, so the teacher didn’t find out about him. Zhou Xuan gently caressed the feathers on his back while reading. He suddenly seemed to understand why Feng Yang came to sit next to him. Although it was only one period, he was relaxed and felt much better than he had during the day.
At the end of class, Zhou Xuan packed up his school bag and said, “Feng Yang, thank you.”
Feng Yang put Hua Cheng back in his sleeve. “You’re welcome.”
Wang Wei then asked, “Zhou Xuan, want to go home together?”
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Zhou Xuan replied, “Let’s go. My parents shouldn’t have come here today.”
“Okay. Feng Yang, what about you? Where are you going? Would you like a ride?”
Feng Yang said, “If it’s convenient, just take me to your neighborhood.”
Wang Wei listened to Feng Yang and nodded, but he didn’t ask for his home address. He didn’t know where Feng Yang lived, but Qi Ze had previously mentioned that Feng Yang lived in a garbage dump, and that there were rags everywhere.
Although, it looked like Feng Yang was living more comfortably recently. He always looked clean and tidy, he wasn’t as tight on money like before, and there was also a supermarket boss who cared about him. But still, some things couldn’t be taken merely at face value. In case there was something that could embarrass Feng Yang—such as his living situation—it would be better to not ask about it.
By this time, Guan Jinfei also packed his school bag and came over. “Feng Yang, you might as well come and stay at my house today. That way, we can go there together tomorrow morning. We can pick up the class monitor and Wang Wei on the way. “
Feng Yang replied, “Thank you, but I have something else to do later. You go back first. I’ll get there in the morning.”
“Alright. Then I’ll leave first. Zhou Xuan, remember to ask your mother whether you need to visit your family tomb tomorrow, and then give me a reply by tonight. Bye.”
Wang Wei, Zhou Xuan, and Feng Yang waved him off. The class monitor also came over after having received a phone call and said that he would catch up with them through their group chat, because he had something else to do after school.
Thus, Feng Yang trio walked out of the school gate. There were quite a lot of people waiting outside or entering the school premises to pick up their children. Mother Wang’s car was parked quite far away, so Feng Yang, Zhou Xuan, and Wang Wei needed to walk a long distance to get to the car.
“Mom, this is my classmate, Feng Yang. He’s coming with us today.” Wang Wei got in the front passenger seat and said, “Just take him to our neighborhood.”
“Hello, Auntie!” Feng Yang sat in the back and said politely, “I’m sorry to trouble you.”
“No trouble. Feng Yang, is that the Feng Yang who is among the top three in your class?”
“Ah, that’s right.” Wang Wei answered, “Recently, his academic performance has risen even more steadily than before.”
Previously, Feng Yang used to flit back and forth between the first three places, occasionally even falling down to the fourth and fifth place. But in the recent exams, this person always either got a full score or as close to a perfect score one can get in that particular subject. He didn’t know if Feng Yang had secretly drunk some magic medicine. It’s just awesome.
“Then you have to learn from him.” Mother Wang smiled and said, “Are you all hungry? If you are, there is cake on the back seat. Take it out and eat. I bought it on the way over here.”
Feng Yang politely said thank you, but Wang Wei was hungry. He asked Feng Yang to give him the bag. Then he opened it and forced Feng Yang to have some. When he turned to hand some to Zhou Xuan, he realized that this person’s mind seemed to have wandered off again.
“Zhou Xuan, speak honestly, what is making you so preoccupied today?” Wang Wei exclaimed, “Tell me quickly, did some girl spirit your soul away?”
“Spirit your ass! I was just thinking about things, that’s all.” Zhou Xuan turned his head away uneasily. Mother Wang, who was looking at him through the rear-view mirror, frowned imperceptibly upon seeing this, but said nothing.
Feng Yang silently ate his share of the cake all the way to Wang Wei’s neighbourhood. They were almost there. The neighborhood where Zhou Xuan and Wang Wei lived wasn’t that far from school. The drive took only ten minutes by car.
Feng Yang got off at the community entrance and waved at the car as it entered the complex and continued onward. He released Hua Cheng. “Go and see where Zhou Xuan lives, which building and unit.”
Hua Cheng flew up and disappeared into the dark night. After about six or seven minutes, he flew back and landed on Feng Yang’s shoulder. “Building number 2, Unit 4, 21st floor.”
Feng Yang smiled. “You even know which floor? So smart.”
Hua Cheng immediately puffed up his small chest with pride. “Ga!”
Just look at which floor the elevator stops at. Who can’t do that?
Feng Yang stroked Hua Cheng’s back, took out his mobile phone, and looked at the time. It was almost eight-forty.
Hua Cheng asked, “We’re not going back?”
Feng Yang said, “Don’t worry. Let’s finish what we have to do before we leave.”
Feng Yang put his hands in his pant pockets, looked to his left and right, and found a suitable place from which to jump. He then jumped over the community wall and landed smoothly on the other side, as if he was as light as a feather.
Hua Cheng couldn’t see people’s pasts, let alone their future. So, he actually didn’t know why Feng Yang had come here and decided to do this. He only knew that it most likely had something to do with Zhou Xuan. Sure enough, after entering the community, his Master went to the building he had just gotten the details for.
Feng Yang stopped at the door of Building 2, Unit 4, and took out his mobile phone to check his friend’s WeChat account. When someone passed by, he would look up to check if it was the person he was waiting for. If it was not, he would shift his eyes back to his phone.
After waiting for about 40 minutes, a black Audi Q7 slowly drove in through the community gate and stopped near the second building. Then, a tall, middle-aged man came out of the car—he looked somewhat similar to Zhou Xuan. The man wore a suit and leather shoes, had an aristocratic demeanor, and carried a notebook bag. After he got out of the car, he hadn’t walked very far when the window of the front passenger seat lowered and a head stuck out.
It was a person with long hair—a young woman.
“Big Brother Zhou, can’t I accompany you upstairs?” The young woman leaned over the window frame and smiled at the middle-aged man. “Can you be rest assured letting me wait alone in the car this late?”
“Of course not, but my son would already have come back at this time, so you can’t go up. My Linlin is the most sensible, right?” Zhou Jingwen, Zhou Xuan’s father, walked over to her side and kissed her on the forehead. “Wait here, I will come down soon.”
“En.”
Feng Yang looked at this scene coldly, then turned around to walk inside and stood in front of the elevator door.
It didn’t take long before Zhou Jingwen came in too. He didn’t know Feng Yang, but when he saw that Feng Yang was wearing the same school uniform as Zhou Xuan, he frowned and entered the elevator alongside Feng Yang. He pressed the button for the 21st floor and asked, “Boy, are you studying at the First Experimental High School in the city?”
Feng Yang said with a smile, “Yes, Uncle Zhou, your son and I are classmates. Is there something wrong?”
Zhou Jingwen’s frown became tighter. “Do you want to find Zhou Xuan?”
Feng Yang replied, “No, I’m looking for you.”
Zhou Jingwen thought that Feng Yang’s smile was a little unusual, but then he remembered that he was here to have a confrontation with his wife anyway, so he had no reason to panic.
Thus, he didn’t ask again and just looked at the elevator doors. However, the elevator, today, seemed to be rising slowly, at a speed different from its usual one. The floor numbers rose from twelve, thirteen, fourteen…twenty one…
The elevator didn’t stop!
Zhou Jingwen couldn’t believe what he was seeing. He pressed hard on the button for the 21st floor a few times. Seeing that the elevator was still rising, he couldn’t help but panic. He tried to press the first floor’s button again, then the nineteenth and twentieth, but there was no response at all. He even pressed the emergency button! But this elevator, which had only recently undergone maintenance, wasn’t working properly!
Feng Yang suddenly said, “Don’t press the buttons anymore. If I don’t want the elevator to stop, it won’t stop.”
Zhou Jingwen loosened his tie and yelled, “What the hell do you want to do?”
Feng Yang looked into Zhou Jingwen’s eyes and smiled. “Tell me what you want to do tomorrow.”
Zhou Jingwen originally wanted to answer, “What does it have to do with you?”. But as soon as he looked into the boy’s eyes, his consciousness seemed to have slipped out of his control. Slightly shocked, his eyes became empty as he said, “I, I will take Linlin to buy clothes…”
Feng Yang said, “No, you have to accompany your wife to visit your parents’ tomb. Buy clothes for your wife. Your money, your time, all of it belongs to your wife and child. Linlin is a bad woman. She is only rubbish compared to your wife. Understand? She’s rubbish. Your wife is the best person in the world.”
Zhou Jingwen nodded and followed suit, “Understood.”
Feng Yang smiled and snapped his fingers lightly. The elevator stopped on the first floor. As he walked out, he conveniently pressed the button for the 21st floor.
When the elevator stopped again, Zhou Jingwen suddenly snapped back to his senses, walked out, and knocked on the door of his house.
Feng Yang exited the building. Seeing that the Audi was still there, he made his way over and knocked on the window.
Gai Linlin was playing on her mobile phone. When she heard the sound of knocking on the window, she thought it was Zhou Jingwen who was knocking after having come downstairs. She immediately raised her head with a smile. But it turned out not to be Zhou Jingwen. Instead, it was a boy who was still wearing a school uniform.
Gai Linlin knew that Zhou Jingwen’s son was studying at the First Experimental High School, but she didn’t know what he looked like. So she thought this boy was Zhou Xuan. She hesitated a little and rolled down the window. “Err, what’s the matter?”
Feng Yang quickly said, “Get out of the car. A man with the surname Zhou asked me to take you upstairs.”
Gai Linlin wasn’t stupid and understood clearly that she was the ‘other woman’. How could she dare to get out of the car and go upstairs directly? She thought about it and then chose to call Zhou Jingwen first.
Zhou Jingwen, who had already arrived at his house by then, was taking out all of the bank cards in his wallet and giving them to his wife. When he heard his phone ring and saw the name ‘Linlin’ flash on the screen, he didn’t know why, but he felt really disgusted.
“Hello? Why are you calling me this late?”
“Big Brother Zhou, your son told me to go upstairs. He said you asked him to tell me. Did you?”
Zhou Jingwen looked at his son who was sitting opposite him and eating some fruit. “What are you talking about? My son is here in front of me, how come he’s with you?”
Gai Linlin was stunned, but before she could say another word, the car door was opened from the outside. The boy in the school uniform pulled her out of the car and threw her into the bushes.
“Ah!!!” Gai Linlin’s face was cut by a branch, and she screamed, “You, who the hell are you? What are you doing?”
“Doing this.” Feng Yang picked up Gai Linlin’s cell phone, it had fallen to the ground as she was being thrown into the bushes. And before Gai Linlin could understand what he wanted to do, her cell phone had already burned to ashes!
“Y-y-y you…” Gai Linlin was so scared that she got up, and tremblingly ran in the direction of Building 2 while screaming, “Ghost!”
“Tsk.”
Feng Yang looked at the flustered figure before turning to see if there was anything else left in the car. He saw that there was a bag inside and snapped his fingers lightly. A tiny flame rose from his fingertip, which then floated into the car, drifting like translucent fumes would, and burned her bag into ashes in an instant.
Hua Cheng had been observing their surroundings. He didn’t see anyone pass by, and whispered, “Prince, is it really okay to do this?”
Feng Yang replied, “Let’s go to the property management control room.”
There were a lot of surveillance cameras in this area. He had to deal with them so as not to get into any trouble in the future. As for whether Zhou Xuan’s mother would accept her husband again, that was not his business.
Anyway, Father Zhou would definitely have handed over all of his property to his wife by now. There was no need to worry about Mother Zhou and Zhou Xuan’s life anymore.
After dealing with the surveillance records, Feng Yang and Hua Cheng went back to the hotel for a bath. When he came out of the bathroom, he discovered the messages Zhou Xuan had sent in the group chat.
—Zhou Xuan: Guys! I can hang out with you all tomorrow! I don’t have to go to visit the family tomb! My father said he would go with my mother!
—Wang Wei: Oh damn, that’s cool!
—Guan Jinfei: Tomorrow morning at 8:30, you should all be ready and standing in front of your door on time. I’ll pick you all up one by one!
—Class Monitor: Come on, stop it. How troublesome will that be? Let us meet at your place instead. Send us your address and we’ll gather at your house.
As soon as Guan Jinfei realized that picking them up would be troublesome, he sent his house address to the group. In fact, they all knew where his house was, but Feng Yang certainly didn’t, so it was better to send it again.
—Feng Yang: Okay.
Feng Yang dried his hair and sat down in the chair. He took out his homework and was getting ready to do it. At this time, the WeChat notification sounded again. He thought it was the group chat again, but it turned out to be Ban Yu.
—Big Dog Ban: Baby, are you still awake?! I want to give you a surprise!
—Feng Yang: What?
—Big Dog Ban: /picture/
—Big Dog Ban: /picture/
Pictures taken from various different angles were sent…
—Big Dog Ban: Baby, do you think I’m handsome? It’s newly customized!
Hua Cheng, who had heard the pinging of the notifications, came over to join in the excitement. However, when he looked at the pictures on the screen——
“Ga!!!”
His eyes almost fell out of their sockets.
In the pictures, the crazy Ban Yu was only wearing a pair of white boxer shorts—covered all over with white and red crystals that flashed and glimmered under the light.
However, the most damning thing about the picture was not this. What caused Hua Cheng and Feng Yang to become stunned was that all the red crystals on the boxer were concentrated around the area bulging in the front, and they formed four striking red letters—
——Exclusive to Feng Yang
Feng Yang looked at the picture and was really ‘impressed.’ In the end, he didn’t know whether it was because of anger or something else, but his mouth lifted into a smile without him even realizing, and he said, “Oh shit, where the hell did this stupid person with a complete lack of sense come from…?”
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I was alert for almost all the chapter in order to not be too shocked by Ban Yu and relaxed a little toward the end but, I.. really wasn’t ready for this…
Thanks for the chapter~
Muahahaha 😆
man, that was harsh for imaginations if he is a person indeed
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I had totally relaxed and forgotten the warning…was not prepared at all… 😱
I was like …
Aaarrrrrghhhh my eeeyyeesss!!!
Eh… Wrong.. I mean
AAARRGGGHHH my mental’s eyes!!!
That’s pretty funny 😂😂 but honestly, no one can be more shameless than Kang Shengzhe from LHBARH 😂
Thanks for the chapter! 😘
What is the name of the novel LHBARH?
It’s a completed novel from this website, Chrysanthemum Garden, called “Later, He Became a Royal Healer”
God, that novel was FUNNY AS HELL because of the shameless seme 😂😂😂
Thank you so much! I’ll check it out 🙏🌹
i would like to see a battle of shamelessness between Ban Yu, Kang Shengzhe, and Chen Liguo (Perfect Destiny) 🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for the chapter ❤
He’s such a good pal. Time to refine your scum ways dad. The underwear though 😂😂🤣🤣
Thanks for the great translation ♥️
Damn i wanna know if zhou’s parents will still be together 😗
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Thanks for the chapter!!!
Oh, god… I feel mortified on behalf of Feng Yang. （−＿−；）
Is that ‘something else’ be fondness perhaps? 👀
Thank you for translating 💐🙇♀️💕
X : Common Sense
Ban Yu:…
X: Dignity
Ban Yu: Exclusive to Ban Baby
Omg this novel is so hilarious and I love reading each chapter! Thanks for the translation
I may die from laughing so much but what a way to go. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀😇 bless you Ban Yu
Feng yang… I … Never mind your hubby is a hopeless case
Shameless, alright!😂
Exclusive 🤣🤣