Heavenly WifeCh23 - Dote on the Madman

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A few months ago, the turtle raised by Bai Chen escaped from its tank and wandered around without his knowledge. Maybe the turtle was curious and wanted to see what the outside world was like. But sadly, no one discovered that it had gotten out until the turtle dried up under the sofa—from lack of water—and died. 

The turtle food that Bai Chen had bought for it was then put aside and forgotten. To the point where even Bai Chen didn’t know that the turtle food had expired. Actually, he had been intending to buy another turtle and use the food for it. But before he could do that, Ban Yu had found it and taken it home to give to the ‘Prime Minister of Turtle.’

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Thanks to the incident with the Prime Minister of Turtle, Feng Yang didn’t see Ban Yu at school the next day. Otherwise, based on his daily routine, he would deliver hot milk to Feng Yang in the morning or at noon, as well as take away the milk cup he’d sent the day before, and more importantly, the two of them would meet in this way.

Feng Yang didn’t see Ban Yu at breakfast, nor at lunch. Instead, when he went to the canteen for lunch, he saw Qi Ze. Previously, Qi Ze had been beaten up badly after his passionate confession to Gu Ziyang, and his mouth was still a little bit blue right now.  fN6EdO

Qi Ze hadn’t come today to attend class, but to apply for a transfer. Because he had persistently insisted that he loved Gu Ziyang deeply, his family couldn’t accept it, and were very angry with him. In addition, Gu Ziyang’s family was more powerful than the Qi family. So, the Qi family chose to transfer Qi Ze to another school, or he wouldn’t be allowed to continue studying if he wanted to remain at this school.

At first, Qi Ze cried for several days at home. Later, his family locked him up so that he could reflect on all his actions. Finally, he couldn’t stand it any longer and agreed to transfer schools. He had lost a lot of weight these days, and his appearance wasn’t so good. Currently, he was standing in the canteen with a meal card in his hand.

No one knew that he had needed a lot of courage to come here today, just to say goodbye to Gu Ziyang. But when Gu Ziyang saw him, he turned around and left abruptly, as though Qi Ze was a fly he wanted to avoid.

“Hey, why do I feel that Qi Ze is pitiful?” The students who had finished their meals were now talking in low voices. At present, there were only a few people in the school who didn’t know about Qi Ze and Gu Ziyang.

“Pitiful? I think Gu Ziyang is the one who is pitiful. He’s just about to take the college entrance examination. Now that something like this has happened, won’t it be distracting for him?”

“I’ve heard that his academic scores are average. What’s more, with a wealthy family like his, there will be plenty of ways for him to enter a good college in the future.”

“Anyway, can’t Qi Ze just return the meal card in private, rather than making it known to everyone like this? If he creates trouble again, things won’t just end with him being transferred to another school this time.”

“Who says he can’t? Coming to return the meal card himself shows that he is brave.” If it was me, I would never appear in this canteen again!  WQ9Vtc

On another table, Feng Yang was eating his own food, thinking that the punishment he had meted out to Qi Ze was a little too hard. At that time, he had been worried that hypnosis would not work on Qi Ze, so he had used a little more spiritual power on him. But, he hadn’t expected Qi Ze’s will power to be so weak, so much so that the hypnotic effect persisted till now.

Well, he might as well be transferred someplace else than be an irksome presence. Besides, compared to the things Qi Ze had done to Little Feng Yang, this kind of punishment was very kind of Feng Yang. 

In the future, Qi Ze would suffer from missing Gu Ziyang even when at the other school, and here, Qi Xin and Gu Ziyang wouldn’t do well in school either. This result was quite satisfactory.

Feng Yang finished his meal. He was seated with the class monitor and the Zhou Xuan trio. Being in a good mood, he asked, “Are you all finished? I’ll treat you all to ice cream after this.” 0WxNnz

The class monitor asked, “Can you change that to a drink?”

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Feng Yang nodded. “No problem, what about you two?”

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The class monitor had observed that although Feng Yang was more sociable than before, he still didn’t like talking too much, so he replied in his stead, “Feng Yang wants to treat us to something, you choose, ice cream or drinks?”

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“Oh, ice cream. Thank you.”

Zhou Xuan’s mood was not very good today. During the meal, most of them were focused on Qi Ze’s appearance, and the class monitor hadn’t sensed or noticed any problems with Zhou Xuan before then. But when he opened his mouth to answer the question just now, everyone at the table felt that something was wrong. GQ8RIa

Usually, Zhou Xuan was the most sunny one among them. Now, he appeared as cold as frost, so detached and glacial. Everyone could see that it was abnormal. 

Wang Wei and Guan Jinfei wanted to know the reason for this sudden dip, especially Wang Wei. He and Zhou Xuan were neighbors living in the same community. When they left the canteen, he asked Zhou Xuan, “Zhou Xuan, are you really alright?”

Zhou Xuan nodded his head. “I’m fine.”

Feng Yang walked ahead, but he didn’t turn back after hearing the conversation. He asked the class monitor to buy the ice cream and drinks, and sent him the money for it via WeChat. He needed to text Bai Chen and tell him what day was a good one for him to come out to his parents about his relationship with Wei Dongyu. ntcZm5

Bai Chen was probably also on break from his work. So he replied to Feng Yang’s message very quickly.

—Bai Chen: Thank you. If we successfully come out, we will definitely thank you well.

—Feng Yang: Just let me rent the house.

—Bai Chen: No problem, but you should discuss it with your fiancé first. KXbImk

—Feng Yang: …

Just then, the class monitor and Wang Wei arrived with the ice cream and drinks. The sight that welcomed them on their return was of Feng Yang sniffing his sleeves with an ugly expression on his face. They didn’t know what had made Feng Yang angry, but his expression looked really gloomy and cold, as if he was going to kill someone.

Wang Wei carefully took out a thermos cup for Feng Yang from the bag. “That… Uncle Liu from the supermarket gave this for you. He said that Big Brother Ban didn’t come today.”

Feng Yang took the thermos cup and thought of when Ban Yu had said that he was small and needed to drink more milk to grow taller. Suddenly, he felt that the milk was poisonous! But he did not like cool things, so he still drank it. The whole time, he imagined punishing Ban Yu and roasting him until he was half dead. R1VTBZ

That damn crazy person! He didn’t know how this was happening, but since that night that Ban Yu had smeared the red liquid on his back, his scent on Feng Yang was getting stronger and stronger. Others couldn’t smell it, but he could clearly smell and recognize it as something that belonged to Ban Yu! Sweet and sticky!

With his dragon seed, Ban Yu had not only healed his wound, but had also carved his own scent onto Feng Yang’s soul. He could not wash this scent off even after taking a bath every morning and night!

Damn!

Just then, Guan Jinfei asked, “By the way, are you all going to the Tomb Sweeping Festival? How about we hang out together if you aren’t going? My aunt’s family started a small farm last year and they also built a greenhouse in the countryside. It’s a good time to harvest strawberries and tomatoes now. We can also stew a goose, and take the sheep out for grazing. It’s nothing extravagant, but I think it’s okay to do something simple like this to relax. If you want to come, my father will drive us there.” mS5gqp

The class monitor said, “I don’t need to sweep any graves. I should be able to go.”

Wang Wei chimed in, “Me too. Until now, I haven’t had to do that. When my grandfather passed away, my family and I went to his funeral, and after we came back, I became sick. The fever lasted for a long time. So after that, my family would not take me to graveyards or funerals.”

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

Feng Yang: “… I can go. “

Zhou Xuan said, “I probably have to go to my grandma’s house with my mother. So, I won’t be able to go this time. You all have fun together.” 0fu4kN

Guan Jinfei said, with some regret in his tone, “Hey, it’s not easy for us to hang out together. If you really can’t go, then we’ll pick some strawberries and bring them back for you.”

Zhou Xuan said thanks and gave them a low-spirited smile. This was a rare thing for this energetic basketball player. However, no one could ask Zhou Xuan the reason. 

That was until the last self-study class in the afternoon, when Feng Yang walked over to Zhou Xuan’s desk, garnering surprised looks from the other students, and said to Zhou Xuan’s deskmate, “Excuse me, can you go and sit in my seat for this period? Thank you.”

The deskmate pointed at his nose. “Me?” rcHF04

Feng Yang nodded. “En.”

If the original Feng Yang had asked this, Zhou Xuan’s deskmate might have asked why, but the current Feng Yang was different. Although he was a little arrogant, he was still a low-key person. More importantly, he was only cruel to the people who deserved it, such as Qi Ze and Zhang Qingjie, and no one else. So Zhou Xuan’s deskmate took his things and changed seats. It wasn’t a big deal anyway. 

“What’s up?” asked Zhou Xuan.

Feng Yang sat down with his left hand in his pocket and his right hand hovering over the table. He shook his right hand and the chubby Hua Cheng rolled out of his sleeve. 0PS 2F

“Go, accompany Zhou Xuan,” said Feng Yang.

“Ga!” Hua Cheng then ran to Zhou Xuan’s table.

“He’s so clever, not like an ordinary bird at all.” Zhou Xuan didn’t ask Feng Yang why he did this and spread his hand out.

Recently, Feng Yang had always had lunch with him and the others. The few of them had even fed Hua Cheng on the table before, so he wasn’t a stranger to them. BH9R0O

Hua Cheng jumped onto Zhou Xuan’s hand and rubbed his head on his palm. The feeling of his soft and plushy head was magical, and made Zhou Xuan feel less depressed.

Feng Yang was resting his head on the table now. He wanted to sleep. But as soon as he found a comfortable spot, the phone in his pant pocket vibrated.

It started buzzing crazily!

Feng Yang took it out and saw that it was a friend request. A user account by the name of ‘Feng Yang is my future wife’ had just added him! And the endless messages sent by this person were enough to drive him crazy! WiI pm

—Baby, add me, add me! I’m your dear fiancé!

—Yangyang, open the door!

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

—Baby, are you still in class?

—Ban Baby! What are you doing? Add me soon! ZPRqbf

—Or, I’ll go to your friends and tell them that I’m your man!

Feng Yang added him quickly. 

—Feng Yang: Change your account name first!

—Dote on the Madman: Is it ok? PhWQSu

—Feng Yang: …

—I’m Feng Yang’s Husband: How about this one?

—Feng Yang: …

—Feng Yang’s Overbearing President: Then this one? tiAM75

—Feng Yang: If you send me another message, I’ll kill you!!!

—My Wife Is a Boy Who Is Supported by the Supermarket Boss: This one must be right!

Crack!

Zhou Xuan was startled by the sudden sound. He turned his head to his left and was surprised to see that his gel pen had been snapped into two by Feng Yang. Feng Yang was smiling, but a howling snowstorm had gathered in his eyes. IPbiU

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PM87: Run, Ban Yu! Run! You are done for now… 

Feng Yang, we all want to kill our spouses from time to time… But hang on, big daddy Ban Yu’s merits and…ahem..virtues are no joke! (Their chat conversation almost made me choke on my drink!)