How to Obtain God's LoveCh22 - Test

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When Shen Muhan arrived in the world of five years later, the role of Song Yao was just a pile of data. Shen Muhan, who was also Ren Ximing, the main god, in order to make his world more perfect, he lived his life as normal, filming and such, while cultivating the characters and settings around him, making them even more life-like and indistinguishable from reality. To complete the plot, he personally designed the place where the two of them would live together. Everything was done in his accordance.

Li Ruoyun said Shen Muhan was always waiting for a message, and she was right. He constantly lived in waiting, wondering when Song Yao would come over; he constantly kept count, it had been 80 days since he last saw him, restlessness and anxiety ate away inside of him, he worried whether Song Yao encountered any problems, he worried whether he would be able to successfully meet up with him here, five years in the future. 0xf19F

The exact moment he learned Song Yao had arrived, he rushed back as fast as he could and stormed into Song Yao’s office.

Song Yao was unaware, to him it felt only a second was needed to be transported, but in reality a 30 minute buffer was needed. During this time, his data would integrate with the world 5 years in the future. On the surface, it looked as if he was in a deep slumber.

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Shen Muhan had been kept waiting for a long time, he completely lost control, when he finally realized what he was doing, he had already pressed Song Yao onto the couch and was kissing him hungrily. He could feel how the other was quivering, it excited him to no end. When the resource download reached 95%, he reluctantly let go and spent 10 minutes composing himself. Afterward he left the office.

The phantom extended was designed to be spacious in the back, but right now, the space felt extremely small. s1YWI8

23-year-old Shen Muhan was gentle and polite on the surface, he never behaved inappropriately with Song Yao in public, but within a private space, he completely forgot what the word propriety meant and by the time they knew it, he had already cornered Song Yao and trapped him in the space between his arms. His person emitted a sense of urgency, he was like a dry prairie and once his eyes knocked against Song Yao’s evasive gaze, a wildfire would erupt.

Before he knew it, he was kissing him again. Song Yao tilted his head and it landed on the corner of his lips instead. His greed was like a wild beast starving for days, he craved the other’s taste, he craved everything the other had to offer. He kissed from the corner of his lips to the side of his cheek, to his ear, and he was met with resistance from Song Yao, who was enraged, he grinned wickedly, “What position haven’t we tried already in this place? Why are you shy?”

Returning home, the residence was practically identical to Song Yao’s in reality. However, his bedroom in reality was not this big, there wasn’t the existence of this shameful two-person luxury bed, there wouldn’t be condoms on the couch and pillows, and in the closet there wouldn’t be a shelf full of strange toys.

Shen Muhan’s breath was by Song Yao’s face, his hoarse voice offered in invitation, “Then, should we continue?”

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Quirking a brow, Song Yao pinched Shen Muhan’s cheek, “Is it fun to mess with me?”

Shen Muhan, baffled, “???”

Song Yao, “You were here 2-3 months ahead at most, it’s impossible that you’ve been cohabiting with me for a year. Let’s say before I arrived, the original of this body lived here with you for a long period of time, but that still isn’t right. This house is too new and all the items are too clean. Besides…”

“Besides?” cLX1H4

Song Yao, “Towards you, my body doesn’t…”

Song Yao didn’t get to finish, Shen Muhan kissed him softly, stopping whatever he was going to say next.

Shen Muhan knew, Song Yao wanted to say that his body didn’t react to him.

If they have been living together for a long time, if they were passionately in love, if they have done this kind of stuff countless times and he hadn’t gotten action for while, then when he was kissed to this extent, his body would throb and feel tight and uncomfortable. HEnu2c

Shen Muhan looked helplessly at his own body, in comparison, he was on the verge of exploding, his mind was occupied by lust, identities, plot, he almost forgot about them, all he wanted to do was enact the things he dreamed about, using every imaginable method to sully the person before him. But his beloved person did not react to him.

He tilted his head and laughed.

Laughing, his shoulders shook.

When he faced Song Yao again, his eyes were filled with only childish mischief, “What a pity, Ah Yao, you’re too smart, I can’t trick you after all.” 5QuWhB

Song Yao, seeing him like this, couldn’t help petting his head, “Your head is filled with tiny schemes every day, isn’t it tiring.”

Shen Muhan made a pitiful face, “It’s tiring…extremely tiring, so…”

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Song Yao, “So what?”

Shen Muhan begged, “Let me sleep with you tonight.” 2zlWRD

He swore, “I promise I won’t do anything bad!”

It was extremely late, Song Yao was dizzy, and in the end, he did not reject him.

Washing up, they laid under the blanket, and it was already 3 am.

Song Yao had no energy left for talking, his back facing Shen Muhan, he quickly fell asleep. p6hosK

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He slept deeply, his back felt hot, there was something pressed against the back of his waist and it was uncomfortable.

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The hamster appeared and reminded him:

[Hamster: Host, the second test is nearing, even my abilities may be restricted, so please be careful!]

[Hamster: I’ll tell you secretly, although the main god loves the host very much, he truly can only be described as “crazy”, this hamster can never know what his next move is, I really don’t know if he will, because of some dissatisfaction, do something truly crazy…] ewS8Fa

Song Yao answered that he knew, he thanked the hamster for its warning and went back to sleep for a little while longer. When he woke up again, it took a second before he remembered who he was and where he was at. His phone nearly overheated from the onslaught of messages.

He picked up the secretary’s phone call and heard an overly excited voice, “President! Mr. Shen publicly announced his love for you! Is it true?”

Hot search 1, Shen Muhan publicly confessed.

Hot search 2, Collapse of Eternal Love (crying.jpg) ZISYMq

Hot search 3, Domineering CEO x Superstar

Hot search 4, Shen enters Song, is it true

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Hot search 5, The world is waiting for President Song’s reply

It turned out, Shen Muhan held a press conference this afternoon, he unilaterally professed his love for Song Yao and said he was waiting for the other’s reply. 20WhJq

This should be the second test. Because yesterday, Shen Muhan asked him a question:

[What exactly am I to you, employee, lover, friends with benefits, or simply a tool for making money?]

He hadn’t replied at the time; now Shen Muhan would rather announce it to the entire world and force an answer out of Song Yao.

Song Yao walked out of the house and as expected, the media immediately flocked him. DLtI0o

“Mr. Song, what’s your view on Shen Muhan’s confession?”

“Mr. Song, are you dating him?”

“Will you accept his confession?”

“What is the relationship between the two of you now?” j4JKY

Knowing this a test, Song Yao naturally followed the script, “Mr. Shen and I have been seeing each other since when we were students, he’s my boyfriend. It’s not one-sided, we are mutually in love.”

He thought he could easily pass the second test if he said it like this.

A girl rushed towards him, grabbed Song Yao’s arm and started running. She moved extremely fast as she hid from the crowd with Song Yao.

Song Yao took a closer look, wasn’t she…Jun Jun? QtDJzO

Jun Jun was his girlfriend in reality, they have been dating for 3 months. Besides being his girlfriend, they were also childhood friends, they were a good match for each other, both their parents think they should be together, but the truth was there was nothing like romance between the two of them, they acted like bros when they were together and despite dating for a long time, they only went as far as holding hands.

Song Yao: “How are you here?”

Jun Jun was clearly flustered, “That day, I was drinking with Shen Muhan but I can’t remember anything after. When I woke up, I was on the couch in your house and Auntie Wang was taking care of me. We realized both you and Ren Ximing were missing! We called the police, but it was no use! They kept suggesting that maybe you guys ran away…when I ran out of ideas, I went to Mingming’s room, opened his computer, and I ended up here!”

She tried catching her breath, “I’ve been looking for you for days, come with me, I know how to leave this virtual world!” qpVdkf

Song Yao, “How?”

Jun Jun, “At the beginning this world runs on a plot and according to it, Ren Ximing creates settings that unfolds with the both of you as the centerpoint, much like a canopy, but there’s a limit to it. You just have to follow me to the ‘edge’ of the world, it’ll only take 2-3 hours by car, pass through the white ‘time tunnel’, open the white door, and we can leave!”

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She flagged down a taxi, “We’ll leave immediately, we can make it!”

However, Song Yao said, “I’m not going.” TdKmlQ

Jun Jun couldn’t understand, “Why? Is he threatening you? I’ve told you that kid is abnormal, you’re such a good person, why should he trap you here, once you have returned with me, it’s not too late for us to think of a way to force him out of here!”

However, Song Yao knew, even if this Jun Jun was real, even if the escape route she spoke of was genuine, once he returned to reality, be it Shen Muhan or Ren Ximing, it didn’t matter, they would completely and utterly be ruined.

Song Yao called for the hamster but received no reply.

Jun Jun was anxious, “Hurry, I bet that kid is already on his way! Any slower and it’ll be too late!” gX0Gqd

Song Yao, “Thank you, but I’ve already decided to stay, I want to save him.”

Jun Jun, “You can’t save him! People like him, they can’t change no matter how much you do for them, he’s completely submerged in the mire, if you try to pull him out, you’ll only end up being pulled in by him. I’ve told you, his innocence is fake, anything cute about him is fake, his illness is just an excuse, he’s nothing but a poisonous snake—”

Song Yao covered her mouth, “I’ve made my decision, leave, quickly.”

When Song Yao made his decision at this moment, it wasn’t because he was afraid of failing the test. It was his wish that drove him to remain here. 4avHd0

Jun Jun hated iron for not becoming steel, letting out an exasperated sigh, she hurriedly climbed into the taxi and left. She could not be more clear, the master of this world was a monster that a normal person could never hope to understand, a slight accident could mean losing her life here.

The noisy sounds of vehicles and people.

Song Yao looked up, across the street, he saw a person wearing a cold expression.

He was tall, his silver hair scattered in the wind, his face was pale and expressionless; he was like a statue that had stood there quietly, withstanding the passage of time. 9Iv8pH

He finally moved, step by step, he walked towards Song Yao.

Vehicles, people, sunlight, everything, paused,

At last, he was standing before Song Yao and suddenly a radiant smile bloomed on his cold and gloomy face, “Congratulations, for passing the test. The favorability value is now at 97%.”

Song Yao, “You heard it all?” s9wDdO

Normal people couldn’t hear from that distance, but as the main god of the world, nothing was impossible for him.

Ren Ximing smiled, “What a pity, Gege. You passed up what is probably the only chance you’ll get to escape successfully.”

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Song Yao, “She was real then?”

Ren Ximing replied truthfully, “Yes.” JyDNhq

Song Yao, “If I had left with her, what would’ve happened?”

Ren Ximing narrowed his eyes, he looked at the sunlight frozen in time, “If the two of you managed to escape within 3 hours, I thought I could probably control my desire to…kill her. At most, I’ll just die here alone. However, if you couldn’t do it, I wouldn’t be able to control myself from chasing you, and killing her. If Gege cries for her and forsaken me because of her…”

He smiled angelically, “Then I would hope, I can die here together with Gege.”

A chill ran through Song Yao. pQC5Iu

This guy, he’s truly crazy, he’s even crazier than he thought.

For a moment, he was unsure, perhaps he shouldn’t have remained here.

Shen Muhan bursted into laughter, he gasped for breaths, his body trembled, his face was red.

After a long while passed, he finally said, quietly, “I was joking, of course.” moGEdK

He approached Song Yao, his breath was on Song Yao’s cheek, his pair of eyes were full of obsession, “How could I possibly bear to hurt you?”

It looked as if he was going to kiss Song Yao’s lips, but when he got closer, he suddenly drew away instead.

Turning his back to Song Yao, he walked forward and muttered, “The remaining 3%, since Gege performed so well, I will gift these favorability values to you.”

Above his head, the favorability slowly rose. yZeAnv

From 97% to 98% to 99%…

Ren Ximing raised his head and opened his arms.

Stormy waves rolled forth from the horizon, instantaneously submerging the hundreds of thousands of buildings!

The tsunami tore its way towards them! VyZMzh

Song Yao knew, as this was a virtual world, once the world came to an end, he would see a scene equivalent to the end of the world!

However, although he knew rationally, fear peaked inside of him.

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He ran over and tightly hugged Ren Ximing from behind.

The two of them were submerged by the tide. HSCgTB

There was no pain.

Everything became data, surrounding the two of them.

Their hair and clothes were a mess.

Above Ren Ximing, showed 100%. yu2cq3

Among the sea of data, he gazed quietly at Song Yao; with his finger, he traced his brows, nose and lips.

There was no temperature or sensation.

He smiled, sort of sweetly, but also bitterly. Tears turned into data and were silently carried away.

If he had wanted to say something, he never did. The only thing he said in the end was a whisper: Xwn0l2

“Then, Gege, see you in the next world.”


Author’s note:

Next world is hamster Shizun (Song Yao) x black snake disciple (Ren Ximing)

Shizun’s strength is a bluff, he’s actually weak and pitiful. On the surface the black snake disciple is a loyal dog, but he’s really a perverted demon lord… GSv9JU

Every world has a theme, which has to do with what Ren Ximing is feeling. The first world’s theme is pure first love. Ren Ximing wants Song Yao to experience it firsthand as he fell for him. The second world’s theme is desire…XD. Ren Ximing wants Song Yao to experience his desire, yeah.

Hamster: Host, you and I are the same species, how exciting, teehee.

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  1. Aaaaah this is good thanks for translating, KunLin! The ml would be beyond terrifying in real life but in fiction? I love that shit.

    Thanks again and happy new year!