The General Loves to Collect Little Red FlowersCh61 - A Family of Five

Edited by Wiji and Noks

Xu Yao hadn’t opened his sight with the Tianyan talisman, but he still accurately locked onto Ji Fengyu’s position across tens of metres. He led Le Yao through the bustling crowd of spirits to the restaurant door where Ji Fengyu stood. His eyes flew back and forth between Ji Fengyu and Wang Feixia, and then finally fell on Ji Fengyu. Wherever he walked, a straight passage opened up automatically. tkecBd

Some spirits had no sense of being passed through, but some of them didn’t particularly like it. As they finally realised what was happening, they decided that they must see who was so bold to dare to pass through their bodies. However, as soon as they arrived near Xu Yao, they all stopped suddenly as if they had hit a wall. They stared with astonishment at this guy who was different from any other human male that they had ever seen before.

Xu Yao had been different from others from the very beginning. No matter how powerful other people’s intuition was, they still couldn’t perceive the existence of the spirits, but he could. And this ability seemed to have improved again tonight. 

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“Husband? You… you can see them?” asked Le Yao in surprise. He clearly remembered that Xu Yao had refused to open his sight before coming out tonight. But judging from his present performance, Xu Yao seemed to really be able to see them.

“There are some shadows in the emptiness, which is an inaccurate description, but it is definitely different from before.” Xu Yao continued, “Brother Fengyu?”  cwjWBZ

“Ah?” Ji Fengyu turned around in amazement. He was bending his head and busy writing something in his book, and didn’t notice that someone had come. “When did you get here?”

“Just now,” said Le Yao. “Can you handle this? Do you need more people to help?”

“No, I don’t need more people. But, can you get me some loudspeakers…” Ji Fengyu hadn’t finished his words when he was stunned into silence. He had just realized that the surrounding spirits, which were previously as rowdy as a vegetable market would be, seemed to have calmed down.

All of the spirits were looking at Xu Yao and Le Yao. To be precise, it should be that they were staring at Xu Yao with strange expressions.

On Bei Hongli’s side, the spirits also found out about this abnormality and all of them drifted towards the restaurant. All of the spirits had unconsciously surrounded Xu Yao and Le Yao.

If one was timid, he would faint when facing such a scene, but Le Yao was calm, and Xu Yao was even more fearless.

Le Yao asked Ji Fengyu, “What’s wrong with you? Why are you looking at him like that?”

Ji Fengyu said, “I don’t know. I feel like your husband is a little strange today.” Qw9FPt

Le Yao was curious. “Strange? What’s strange? Does that mean he can see you?”

Song He asked in surprise, “Can Mr Xu see us?”

Wang Feixia then spoke up. “Didn’t he use the Tianyan talisman? Isn’t it normal to see us?”

Le Yao answered, “No, he didn’t.” hjHEIs

Wang Feixia: “???”

Xu Yao then looked at the ghost brothers for a moment and said, “It’s nothing, please do what you need to do. I’ll send someone here to maintain the order if necessary.”

Ji Fengyu and Song He nodded suspiciously, and said nothing more.

Xu Yao then led Le Yao out of the group of the spirits. Miraculously, the noisy vegetable market didn’t become loud again after they left. Thousands of undead, instead, divided themselves into small groups of three or five, and started chatting about their strange feelings. L4pjdB

“Hey, did you feel scared just then?”

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“Yes, yes! As soon as that man walked past me, I felt all of my hair stand up!”

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

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“Vttt! Gb sbe kjca ab vlf, biv wjc? Gbc’a sbe vjgf ab wfcalbc Llr cjwf!”

The old ghost closed his mouth silently, but his eyes couldn’t help looking in the direction which Xu Yao and Le Yao had left by.

Xu Yao and Le Yao walked away and didn’t pay too much attention to the groups of undead. The two returned to the hover car, and Xu Yao took out a silver metal tube from his pocket. The metal tube was the size of an adult’s thumb. Xu Yao held it in his hand for three seconds, and then a silver light emitted from one end of the tube. The light went straight into the sky, and was very visible at night. v9LE7m

Soon, Shen Weilin came over with a group of undead soldiers. They were all dressed in the same uniform and stood in a neat line.

“General!” Even their greeting was extremely powerful.

“Go to Ji Fengyu’s location tonight. If they need any help, help them.” Xu Yao continued, “Act in accordance with the law. Remember, in Planet Huaxia, our Flying Wolf Division is the rule, and the same applies for the Underworld.”

“Yes!” SVq3KT

“Go.”

The ten night squads brought by Shen Weilin, a total of five hundred people, were scattered around the Le Xi Lai Hotel, restaurant, and inn to help assist in controlling the masses.

Le Yao watched everyone slowly queue up and looked at Xu Yao with admiration, “My husband is so powerful!”

Xu Yao slowly rubbed Le Yao’s neck, “There will be more and more things to do in the future. Do you feel like it will still be hard?” PbR w2

Le Yao replied, “No, I would only feel like it would be very hard if I had to sneak around behind your back. Now that you are so supportive, how can it still be hard? I can do it all with ease! But, there’s something that I’m really curious about. How can you suddenly see them? What have you done recently?”

Xu Yao said, “… Lately, I’ve been trying to enter the selfless state according to your instructions, and nothing else.”

Le Yao scratched his head and said, “That’s strange. Why can you see them all of a sudden? Do you want to ask President Liu and the others if they can also do it?”

Xu Yao replied, “No need. If they could, they would have already reported it to you first.” f6soql

That’s right, thought Le Yao, so he didn’t say anything more about it. He noticed that the hotel, restaurant and the inn all had a good future. There were many undead who had come, and everyone seemed surprised by the quality of the buildings, so they never stayed in the same place for a long time. Although Le Yao was not afraid of the undead, he was pregnant after all, so it was not suitable for him to stay near the undead for a long time. Thus, Xu Yao ordered Han Mo to take charge of ‘delivering meals’ for the undead in the restaurant.

Han Mo also got to contact Shen Weilin every night, so he was glad to be appointed to this job.

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

After boarding the hover car, Le Yao found some spare paper in a bag. He made a few small radio loudspeakers for Ji Fengyu, burned them, and then went back to the living quarters.

On the way home, he logged into the forum again. He wanted to see if there was any new information, only to find that he had been kicked out of the forum. What the? There was no way for his account to log into the forum again. So he went to his Tarot account, deciding to find someone to ask what was going on. As a result, he saw that he had more than 2900 messages on one of his old blogs, and more than 7000 mentions directed at him! This account had never received this many comments and mentions since its registration! SXnD3C

What the hell is going on?!

Someone had actually cut out the picture and remarks he had sent to Tarot website!!!

[No more fireworks in the world: Is this true? Le San Shao, you come out and say something, ah, ah, I’m dying!]

[Wang Xiaowang: Don’t dare to come out?] h3Vkyl

[The shed owner rests today: Hasn’t he noticed? After all, he hasn’t updated in three months.]

[Voice on the other side: No can do! How can General Xu, the King of Hell, marry the slag of all sand sculptures Le Yao! I refuse to believe it!]

[Half-bow birdie: Refuse + 1, Le San Shao don’t deserve General Xu!]

Le Yao stared at the row of messages, saw several disturbing ones, and finally shut down the light brain angrily! Calm down! dIaKkN

Xu Yao saw this and asked him, “Why don’t you refute them?”

Le Yao replied, “How can I refute? No matter what I say, it will definitely lead to a bunch of problems. In case it affects my mood, it will be bad for the children.”

Xu Yao said, “Then it’s even more important to refute. How can I let my wife and children feel wronged? It happens that there’s no traffic flow on Huaxia’s internet. In addition, Yan Jie had also told me about your distress two days ago. Leslie, record a video of me and my wife.” Xu Yao then put his hand around Le Yao’s neck and smiled, “It’ll be fun.”

Le Yao was stunned. “Ah?” 8JLsA4

However, it could be seen that Xu Yao’s communicator had automatically untied itself from Xu Yao’s wrist and floated up in front of them. The camera was aimed at Xu Yao and Le Yao. Leslie then said, “Recording started.”

Xu Yao said to the camera, “Hello everyone on Tarot, I’m Xu Yao and this is my wife, Le Yao. Thank you for all your attention towards our family of five. We are doing very well right now, and will continue to do even better in the future. Chu~”

Xu Yao kissed Le Yao’s face.

Le Yao: “!!!” YS mec

Xu Yao ordered, “Leslie, stop recording. Take this recording and send it to my wife’s Tarot homepage.”

Leslie replied, “Yes, General!”

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Le Yao: “???”

“Wait, you really want Leslie to send that?! This… won’t it be seen by your higher ups?” Le Yao was a little worried. “And I haven’t seen the footage yet.” CV5FBr

“Then, you look over it first,” said Xu Yao.

“Do you really want to send it?” Le Yao realized that it was alright after seeing the recording, apart from the part when Xu Yao had said ‘family of five’. He looked at Xu Yao with widened eyes and felt a little funny about this part. But, isn’t this really too arrogant?!

“Un. They don’t even know how strong my wife is.”

So Leslie sent the video to Le Yao’s Tarot account with the captions: Thank you for your support to our family of five. hZveLO

And then, without any accidents, this video blasted into the whole Tarot network like popcorn! Crackle, then boom!

[Silent night: F… fi… five???]

[Try to go up: Thumbs up! Five!]

[Flying God fish: Five!!!] 07dHek

[The strongest A in history: Is the ‘family of five’ bit serious?!]

[The thinnest sister A in the world: Le San Shao can’t be pregnant with three little Yamas, right? If that’s true, then it’s really too good!]

[Sinking: Could it be that you haven’t been out for three months, and were actually busy ‘farming’ at home?]

[Little Lulu: Le San Shao! If you have the courage to send this video, then you have the courage to come out and make things clear! Do you really have triplets?!] yIH2RF

[Dummy bear: Triplets! Think about how lovely it will be, ah ah ah ah! I hope it’s true!]

[I am a B: Ha ha ha ha, this time, Hit in one shot and Purple bubble, do you have nothing to say? Photoshopped picture… photoshopped picture, your dad! You mess with such a small broken forum and don’t even let other guests make statements, and you also dare to scold the male god! Humph, a group of frogs at the bottom of the well!]

[Yesterday’s endless writing: Seeking guidance @Xinglian /Hit in one shot and @Purple Bubble 666 /Purple bubble, look at these two ‘divine fragrances’.]

Le Yao: “…” XGAjsD

After Le Yao saw that everyone’s attention had been deflected by Xu Yao, he wanted to wash up and sleep. But suddenly, he saw someone pointing towards Bai Xinglian and Purple bubble, so he hurried to see who this Purple bubble was. He didn’t let Leslie look into the information about this account. Who knows, if he checked, maybe he would find out that this person and Le Tianyu were friends who paid close attention to each other. He just didn’t know why, but at this moment, all of Purple bubble’s latest comments were full of scolding and calling out Le Tianyu.

[Purple bubble: Le Tianyu, you shameless thing! You’ve seen General Xu Yao’s real appearance, but what did you say when I asked you? You said that you read it on the Internet, just like that! You deliberately mislead me! And now you have even blocked me! I’ve been splashed with dirty water, haven’t I? I always thought that Le Yao was bad, but now I think that you are even worse than him! @Heart of jade]

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

[Purple bubble: Do you think that I didn’t know that you originally liked General Xu Yao after seeing him? When General Xu Yao married Le Yao, you were jealous but dared not show it! Hypocritical and disgusting! @Heart of jade]

Le Yao looked at this with regret and said, “Unfortunately, there is nothing I can add here to reveal the evidence of Le Tianyu’s hypocrisy, otherwise I would take this opportunity to dig a big pit.” jA2bgM

Xu Yao consoled, “Who said there’s nothing? Leslie.”

Leslie didn’t need to ask Xu Yao what he meant and immediately sent a video anonymously to Purple bubble.

Purple bubble felt a bit strange when he received the video file, but afterwards, he felt like he was someone sleepy, and someone had just handed him a pillow! So he sent out a new message.

[Purple bubble: Come, come everyone, let’s have a look at this hypocritical thing @Heart of jade /video.] FDNd9V

Everyone was curious about the video and they all immediately took a look at it. The content of the video was: 

Le Yao was brushing stones under the scorching sun. Not far from him was a holographic image of a pair of mother and child. The mother said, “Le Yao, what are you doing over there? Are they asking you to do rough work? Isn’t it too hard for you?”

Le Yao turned around and said, “What’s wrong if I do rough work here? Didn’t you want to call me just to show me that Le Tianyu had moved into my room? I’ve already seen it. It’s fine to end the call already. He had wanted to rob it ever since I started staying in that room. Anyways, I’m not coming back. He can use that ugly second-hand room!”

Le Tianyu bit his teeth secretly and said weakly, “I’m sorry brother, my room is really too inconvenient. Dad agreed to let me move into your room, so I moved here. We all know you have to work very hard there, so you are in a bad mood, right? If you can’t handle it, you can ask Mr Xu to divorce you. Or you can just ask for Dad’s permission to let you come back.” uiIroQ

Le Yao said, “Hah! Save it! My husband is very good to me! Am I that stupid to divorce my great husband and became a widow? Something must be very wrong with your head! Bye!” 

This video wasn’t long, but there were a lot of thought provoking things within it. Thus, soon after it was released, ‘Le Tianyu’ and ‘Heart of jade’ were pushed to the top of the hot search list.

His brother had moved into his bedroom as soon as he had gotten married, and then had advised him to get a divorce? What kind of mind did this brother have?

… TnpWiG