Guide on How to Fail at Online DatingCh44 - Senior, quickly, high five!

 

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Translator's Note

around 280 dollars

Translator's Note

it’s another rhyme, literally, darkly earned money, will go bankrupt soon

Translator's Note

5’10’’ approximately

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  1. [ The avatar was familiar, but it said some very unfamiliar words. Xiao Jing ya: Me, fear him? You just stay in the school group chat and see what daddy can fucking do in a second.

    “…” Xiang Huaizhi looked away.]

    Culture shock

    • Lol that was definitely a shock. If things continue like this, I wonder how long ML’s misunderstanding of MC’s true purpose will last. Though I guess it would take Huanhuan’s sister’s identity being revealed for things to starry making sense.

      (Thanks to TL for the chapter ( ✧Д✧)/~* )

  3. Kiyaaaaaaaaaaaàaaaaaaaa it’s really so cool when the wifey protects his hubby 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 are you falling now, Xiang god? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    JH be like: if i can’t hook him online then I’ll bent him offline!

    XH: … (I’m being seduced both online and offline.) #whattodo? #theseductionofflineismoreeffectiveandbetter #shallipouncehimoreathim?

    That dirty guy will be fed dog food 😂😂😂😂😂 #painstakinglywaitingfornextchap 😍😍😍😍😍😍 feed me more dog food!

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  4. Thank you for the chapter!

    My only contact with basketball was with anime and I didn’t even watched all the episodes…

  5. Btw let’s give Qifeng soms attention coz he’s pitifully lonely 😂😂😂😂😂

    Qifeng: … nobody’s here?

    Chunxiao: … just freaking admit you want Xiao Tianjing.

    Qifeng: well, yes –

    Chunxiao: – too bad she’ll always be in Yearning For’s arms~~~

    Qifeng: … (do you have to add salt on my injury?)

    Opportunity Stones~~~

    XHZ: *gives Opportunity stones to XTJ as a compensation for the trip last time

    JH: *sings. I ain’t got cash, I ain’t got cash. But I’ve got you baby~~~ 😉

    XHZ: … no you don’t –

    Opportunity Stones 2~~~

    XHZ: … you really don’t need more?

    JH: *stares blankly at the wasted stones, then took a deep breath and sings. I don’t need no money~~~ as long as I can feel the beat~~~ I don’t need no money~~~ as long as I keep on dancing~~~

    XHZ: … just admit you’ve got a stinky hand.

    Ignored Mengmeng: … I’m still here in case you didn’t see me.

    Groupies: *watched XHZ and JH left without sparing a glance at them. … in fact they didn’t (see).

    😂😂😂😂😂 the song is Cheap Thrills by Zia (?). But I love the Pitch Perfect version more~~~

  6. WeChat

    LWH: wtf! Why are you playing basketball?!

    JH: to feed dog food to the idiots.

    XHZ: … I only want to play basketball, yet got almost hit in the balls (the idiot guy) and one running after my balls (more referring to XTJ since XHZ believes JH is gay).

    Me: can I watch and take pictures of the CP, too? 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

    Thanks for the chapter as always!!! 😙😙😙😙

  7. SKSKKS the collision of two different jing huans… omg i wonder if jing huan is ever gonna use xiao tianjing to be brutally rude sdkfskdjfks

    thank you so much for the chapter! ahhhh im still in disbelief that xiang huaizhi knows its jing huan

  8. That comment about cut it off his hand made me laugh really good, hahahaha. Huanhuan, you’re too much.

    Ohhh, Huanhuan protecting Xiang Huaizhi is so nice. Cute cute cute.

    Thanks for the chapter!

  11. I thought when I read the title of the chapter that this time JH’s stinky hand would get lucky in NCH opportunity stones once he got gege’s high five on his palm…but yep this dog food is also very tasty yum yum yum yum 🥢

  13. they got chemistry on and off game :3 xhz’s misunderstanding tho xD

  14. I hope Mini Wheat’s husband is rational, if ever Mini Wheat asks him to hunt our JingJing.

    These green tea b*tch*s, always involving others who has nothing to do with their drama in. The only thing they do is sell their self to powerful people to attack when they lost a fight they started.

  17. Whoo! Go HuanHuan go you’re charming your man and you don’t even know it. No one bullies your Ge.

    Loved this chapter . I lived for the real world interaction.

        • Hahahahaha. Thank you for your translation as always!!!! 😁😁😁😁

          P.S.: this time (chap 45) was updated before 9:30.

          Before I thought the update was 10:00 but I accidentally refeshed CG and saw this was already updated @9:50 and there was 20 mins. ago and thus I conclude this updates 9:30. 😂😂😂😂😂

          So now… #begrudginglyawaitsforchap46 😂😂😂😂😂😂 now it’s monday update again. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  21. i wonder if mini wheat’s husband is actually from HuanHuan’s previous server and recognizes his playing style?

    also, i loved this so much:

    Xiao Jing ya: Me, fear him? You just stay in the school group chat and see what daddy can fucking do in a second.“…” Xiang Huaizhi looked away.

    GO HUANHUAN! show them!

    Thank you for the chapter!! 😍

  22. Thanks for the chapter! JUst wanted to add 178 is actually 5’10, not 5’8 lol/

  26. Jing Huan is so cool!!! and Xiang Huaizhi is so smitten on him ah! both in RL and in game!!! 😍

    thanks for the hardwork translator ❤️

  27. Jing Huan didn’t care. The corner of his mouth lifted up a bit, and he asked, “So you actually know that hitting people counts as a foul ah ?”

    HuanHuan, why don’t you just abandon your gege and marry me instead? QAQ