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ID: 【Don’t ask for my return date】
Nicknames: Return Date, Little Sleek Horse, God of Playing Dead, Seven
Voice Type: 0.5-0.7, charming and refined young nobleman top voice
Voice Charisma: ★★★★☆
Acting Charisma: ★★★★☆
Specialises at: Rich second generation characters, scum tops, flirty tops, black-bellied queen-like bottoms.
Weaknesses: Limited availability during the recordings, unique voice limits role diversity
Most Interested in Playing: Spineless villains, lunatics
Least Skilled in Playing: Pretty-boy bottoms
Alleged CP: Bronze Sparrow Terrace, Crossing the bridge noodles
Actual CP: Geese Fly North
ID: 【Geese Fly North】
Nicknames: Uncle Yan, Kitty’s Papa, Forever a Grandpa, Six
Voice Type: Skilled in changing voices, 0.8 upright and honest young adult top, various uncle, grandpa voices.
Voice Charisma: ★★☆☆☆
Acting Charisma: ★★★★★
Specialises at: Honest tops, all kinds of uncle, father, or grandpa small roles.
Weakness: Almost exclusively plays only small roles, doesn’t communicate much with the production team.
Most Interested in Playing: No specific interests
Least Skilled in Playing: Roles with very high and specific voice requirements
Alleged CP: Mysterious flatmate-kun
Actual CP: Don’t ask for my return date
ID: 【Crossing the Bridge Noodles】
Nicknames: Cute white rabbit, Little Noodles (previously), Brother Noodles (later)
Voice Type: 0.4-05 late teenager or youth, pure-hearted bottom voice
Voice Charisma: ★★★★☆
Acting Charisma: ★★★★☆
Specialises at: Fresh and pure bottom, gentle bottom, naive and kind-hearted bottom
Weakness: Will perform worse if the voice acting partner’s voice doesn’t suit his taste
Most Interested in Playing: Various villains and of tops
Least Skilled in Playing: All kinds of tops
Alleged CP: Bronze Sparrow Terrace, Don’t ask for my return date
Actual CP: Sleek horses run fast
ID: 【Sleek horses run fast】
Nicknames: Five, Big Sleek Horse
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Voice Type: 0.9-1.0 confident and dashing young top voice
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Least Skilled in Playing: Characters with high voice acting skills requirements
Alleged CP: None, but there’s a lot of rumours about his scandals…
Actual CP: Crossing the Bridge Noodles
ID: 【Bronze Sparrow Terrace】
Nicknames: Bronze Sparrow, Great God
Voice Type: 0.9-1.0 deep and domineering emperor top voice
Voice Charisma: ★★★★★
Acting Charisma: ★★☆☆☆
Specialises at: Domineering tops, strong tops, emperor tops
Weakness: Proud, relies on his fans and fame, often engages drama
Most Interested in Playing: Heartthrobs, absolute tops
Least Skilled in Playing: Characters with high voice acting skills requirements, meek characters
Alleged CP: Crossing the Bridge Noodles, Don’t ask for my return date, and other bottom-leaning voice actors
Actual CP: Jade Butterfly
ID: 【Headquarters】
Nicknames: One
Voice Type: Approximately 0.6, a steady and gentlemanly young top voice
Voice Charisma: ★★★★☆
Acting Charisma: ★★★★☆
Specialises at: Voice-over, English lines
Weakness: Utterly inept in at historical-style audio drama
Most Interested in Playing: Characters with foreign background
Least Skilled in Playing: Characters in historical dramas
Alleged CP: “The High-ranking Officials”
Actual CP: Unknown
ID: 【Give me a proper dub, dumbass】
Nicknames: Two
Voice Type: 0.7-0.8 robust and gallant top voice
Voice Charisma: ★★★☆☆
Acting Charisma: ★★★★★
Specialises at: Characters requiring intense voice acting skills
Weakness: Hot-headed, outspoken, prone to arguments with fellow collaborators
Most Interested in Playing: Open to trying all roles
Least Skilled in Playing: None (except for roles limited by voice type)
Alleged CP: None
Actual CP: Little Kapok (Little Stammer)
ID: 【Porcelain Bowl】
Nicknames: Three
Voice Type: 0.4-0.6 gentle young man voice, either a bottom or a top
Voice Charisma: ★★★☆☆
Acting Charisma: ★☆☆☆☆
Specialises at: Singing
Weakness: Voice acting
Most Interested in Playing: Every kind of role
Least Skilled in Playing: Every kind of role
Alleged CP: Biluochun Tea
Actual CP: Biluochun Tea
ID: 【Biluochun Tea】
Nicknames: Four, Doing good things in passing
Voice Type: Elegant and mature imperial sister voice
Voice Charisma: ★★★★☆
Acting Charisma: ★★★★☆
Specialises at: Imperial sister characters, young married women, courtesans
Weakness: Struggles to remain invested in working for audio dramas with illogical scripts, tends to give up easily
Most Interested in Playing: Characters with complex personalities or changing emotions, aunties, grandmas (skilled at changing her voice)
Least Skilled in Playing: Young girls, delicate and soft-spoken schoolgirls
Alleged CP: Porcelain Bowl
Actual CP: Porcelain Bowl
ID:【Jade Butterfly】
Nicknames: Sister Jade, Miss Butterfly
Voice Type: Captivating imperial sister voice
Voice Charisma: ★★★★★
Acting Charisma: ★★★☆☆
Specialises at: Various goddesses
Weakness: Easily gets lost in her own fantasies, overly competitive, straight woman cancer
Most Interested in Playing: Female leads cherished and pursued by male leads, characters skilled at socialising among men
Least Skilled in Playing: Fujoshis
Alleged CP: Sleek horses run fast
Actual CP: Bronze Sparrow Terrace
ID: 【How far away is forever】
Nicknames: Little Forever, Uncle Forever, Papa Forever
Voice Type: 0.7-0.8 young man in his late twenties or middle-age uncle voice
Voice Charisma: ★★☆☆☆
Acting Charisma: ★★★★☆
Specialises at: Various uncle, father, and middle-aged roles
Weakness: Requires rather highly-skilled voice acting partners to bring out the best out of his performance
Most Interested in Playing: Villains
Least Skilled in Playing: Youthful characters, young and inexperienced boys
Alleged CP: None
Actual CP: None
ID: 【Little Kapok】
Nicknames: Little Stammer
Voice Type: Graceful and cultured young woman voice
Voice Charisma: ★★★☆☆
Acting Charisma: ★★★★☆
Specialises at: Upper-class young ladies, submissive characters
Weakness: Gets nervous and stammers during live voice acting
Most Interested in Playing: Energetic characters, feisty characters, delinquent girls
Least Skilled in Playing: Quick and witty characters
Alleged CP: None
Actual CP: Give me a proper dub, dumbass
ID: 【Went off with a bang】
Nicknames: Uncle Bang, Bang Bang
Voice Type: 0.8-0.9 commanding and forceful warlord-type top voice
Voice Charisma: ★★★★☆
Acting Charisma: ★★★★☆
Specialises at: Authoritative figures, cunning antagonists, roles demanding strong vocal projection and intensity
Weakness: Not very invested in the plot, often misinterprets scripts
Most Interested in Playing: Emperors, martial arts sect leaders, esteemed ranking court ministers etc., other highly admired characters
Least Skilled in Playing: Characters with subtle emotions
Alleged CP: Often indulges in ambiguous interactions with the audio drama producers
Actual CP: His girlfriend
(Note: The above information is for reference only…)
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aaahhhhh thank you so much for translating this!!! I just devoured this whole novel in a couple days and it is absolutely one of my favorites of all time!!! the characters are so real and their relationships are so sweet 😭 I laughed out loud, cried out loud, and got so angry at certain parts! thank you thank you thank you for this sweet healing novel!!! 💕💕💕
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Thank you for translating this awesome novel and for your hardwork. Wish you the best on your following projects!!
Finally it’s the last chapter. Many thanks to the author and the translator… also the editor and last but not least, CG. ❤
Fresh and interesting to see character stats~
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Thank you translator! I had only planned to read this in moderation but I ended up binging the entire thing in a few days. I don’t want to repeat anything that has already been said but it seems almost everyone here has the same thoughts hshshs
This novel has occupied a very special place in my heart and I sincerely thank you for translating this, I wouldn’t have been able to read such a masterpiece if you hadn’t :))
Good luck on your future endeavours and projects! I plan to read Melting City after this so you might see me again hehe