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No, we definitely don’t have such a lame dad. Uncle, can you change your character?!

The players each expressed rejection in their hearts, but on the surface, they could only continue along with the game’s setting. UroXPc

‘Dad’ had a rather asymmetrical smile on his face. He did his best to widen his little eyes that made people wonder about his range of sight as he sized up the players. He nodded as he looked at them, like he was inspecting fresh pork at the market.

He suddenly approached a player, who revealed a struggle on their face, but they didn’t dare move and could only do their best to lean their head away and endure. His nose was practically about to press against the player’s face, and as he sniffed, he praised, “Mn, good child, good child.”

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The player had a pale face, but didn’t dare move at all and could only acquiesce to the other party’s movements.

After that, ‘dad’ turned to another player, and smiled after sniffing him. “You’re also a good child. Grandma will definitely like you.” zTZYmR

He was trying his best to appear good-natured, but this act really couldn’t pass, and the players felt foreboding in their hearts.

This expression and attitude were clearly as if he was looking at the main course for dinner.

At that moment, Wang Taidi stealthily came closer and quietly said to Xiao Lan, “Say, why does this dad have so many completely different babies, and none of them look like him? Doesn’t he feel that his head is a little green?”

Xiao Lan gave him an admiring expression. “You’ve entered your role so quickly?”

“I’m just warming up first…” Wang Taidi scratched his head. “You’re not going to adapt to it?”

Xiao Lan shook his head. “I prefer to make him understand who the dad is here.”

Wang Taidi: “…”

Can’t be provoked, society ah society. RQ0wMI

The guy who proclaimed himself to be dad led the way at the front, his chubby butt twisting here and there, and even shaking a little as he moved. The small pathway in the forest was dark and murky, and their vision was severely limited. There were also many puddles and rocks that acted as obstacles on the path and made it difficult to travel, yet he moved very quickly on his short little legs.

The players kept their distance as they followed behind him. Because of the numerous hindrances on the path, it wasn’t easy to catch up to his speed even if they wanted to.

Everyone was silently hurrying along, when a quiet female player suddenly gasped.

She stopped walking and looked behind her in bewilderment, but there was nothing there at all. She then turned and looked at her surroundings, but there was only lush greenery; who knew what was hiding under the cover of these layers of foliage? bl3 sR

Xiao Lan asked her, “What happened?”

The female player pointed to her back with a trembling finger. “Just now, something touched my back…”

The players each looked behind her, but there was nothing.

The female player was a little panicked. “I’m not lying, it’s true… Just now, there really was something…” TCBgFp

Gu Jiangke was a little impatient. “We’re already here, and it isn’t strange at all if something happens. What’s there to fuss about? We haven’t seen anything here yet.”

Hu Yue obligingly also let out a snort.

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The dense forest blocked out most of the moonlight, and the players couldn’t quite see the expression on his face. Just from his tone, however, they understood that if they didn’t proceed, what awaited them probably wouldn’t be anything to be happy about.

Xiao Lan said to everyone, “Let’s go ba. There’s something even more murderous waiting for us in front.”

The players also gave up on wondering what was hiding here. Perhaps there were even more unscientific existences in this forest, and they were just intruders. YTeru

After walking for a good while in the mountain forest, a few of the beginner players were already somewhat short of breath. Finally, a wooden house appeared up ahead. It towered alone in the forest, with no other buildings around it.

“We’re here. This is your dear grandma’s house.” With that, ‘dad’ went over and knocked on the wooden door.

“Creak…” The wooden door slowly opened.

Along with it came the system notification: fXiJMC

“Ding dong —”

A voice belonging to an old woman rang out. “Good children shouldn’t think about sneakily taking the key and slipping away ah.”

The door opened fully, and a white-haired old woman who was a full size larger than ‘dad’ appeared behind the door. Both of them had the exact same small eyes and sharp and long faces. Coupled with her stooped posture and large incisors, she also looked like a large rat.

‘Grandma’ bared yellow teeth at the players. “Welcome, my dear obedient children.” KNF49a

She welcomed the players in with a smile, while ‘dad’ was like an express delivery man who left immediately after bringing over the players who were his children in name but piglets in reality.

‘Grandma’ was also like ‘dad’, and she sniffed the players as if wanting to memorise their scents. However, her sense of smell didn’t seem to be that good, since there was a player who was emitting a strong body odour due to the long, strenuous trek earlier, yet she sniffed him with an intoxicated expression, as if he had the fragrance of seasoning.

After sniffing the players, ‘grandma’ took out a black key and locked the door.

After locking the door, she saw that the players were all subconsciously looking at the key in her hand. ‘Grandma’ grinned, then opened her mouth wide and swallowed the key. She even patted her mouth, as if it was very enjoyable. p16frC

“Hehehe, come with me.” With that, she turned and led the way.

Hu Yue conversely sucked in a breath. “This —”

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The other players who were initially very terrified instantly became paler.

Xiao Lan reached out and pushed the closed door. It didn’t budge in the slightest. It felt more like they were locked in by the game’s rules, and no other methods could be used to open the door. FVhHop

Borrowing the cover of Luo’s body, he tried picking the lock for a second. As expected, it didn’t work.

“How do we take it out?! Do we have to slaughter her or wait in the toilet?” Wang Taidi quietly drew close to Xiao Lan’s ear. “Xiao Lan, do you know how to dig through a chamber pot?”

Xiao Lan recalled his rich career as a part-timer. “Don’t say it… I really do know.”

The two had rather solemn expressions. Did this instance really require the players to dig through a chamber pot to pass? Wasn’t this a little too heartless, too tyrannical, too deliberately provocative… PTe1WJ

Xiao Lan: “I don’t think the Advent World would have such a disgusting fetish.”

Luo spoke up softly, rescuing them from their increasingly deviating thoughts. “I was looking at her throat the whole time, and I noticed that it didn’t move. She probably didn’t swallow the key.”

Xiao Lan and Wang Taidi both let out simultaneous sighs of relief.

Not daring to tarry too long, they swiftly caught up with ‘grandma.’ HbdsWQ

The house was very dark. She didn’t seem to be dressed in an olden style and the house clearly had switches, yet there were no electric lights on; there were only a few candles which emitted a faint light, giving the house a ghostly feel.

The old floorboards creaked at grandma’s sluggish footsteps, making the house seem even stranger.

The further they walked, the further down they headed. The temperature also started to go down, as if they were already underground.

Passing through a long corridor, ‘grandma’ brought them to a metal door with a thick and large lock on it, and which only had a small window for looking out. ND4HVl

Frankly speaking, it was as if ‘grandma’ was locking up criminals, no matter how one looked at it.

The players had a bad feeling in their hearts.

‘Grandma’ pushed the door open. She stretched out a hand and gestured to the players. “Come, my dear and good children. These are your bedrooms.”

Behind the door was a gloomy corridor. There were rooms on both sides of the corridor, and each room had a door that was a smaller version of the heavyset metal door earlier. 4Ocsgx

Some of the beginner players’ faces were already so pale they were bloodless. They looked at the aforementioned rooms with frightened eyes, their whole bodies screaming resistance.

‘Grandma’ smiled widely to completely reveal yellow teeth. “Grandma is very happy that all of you still have grandma in your hearts. But ah, even if you’re the younger generation I dote on, you still have to abide by my rules.

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“First, you cannot leave your room at night. If grandma catches you, grandma will definitely punish you.

“Second, we’re a family, so we naturally have to do housework together, right? 9nOQcC

“Third, grandma will tell you a story every night to ensure that you sleep peacefully.

“Fourth, you have to stay quiet. Grandma hates noisy children the most.

She smiled grotesquely at the players. “You all understand?”

The players looked at each other in dismay. Who would dare say that they didn’t understand at that moment? They had no choice but to nod. n1gozA

‘Grandma’ revealed a satisfied expression. “Hurry up and choose the room you like. Any room is fine if you like it; grandma dotes on all of you.”

There was the strong sense that whoever didn’t go would be turned into refreshments.

Xiao Lan walked into the corridor. The rooms appeared to be double rooms, but there were two rather normal standard rooms that had wider beds. The floors and walls of the room were solid slabs.

There was a window near the ceiling for ventilation, and a few large and heavy locks hung on it. However, it did look big enough to possibly allow someone from inside to climb out. oNuJOY

The players each chose their rooms. Aside from Hu Yue and Gu Jiangke being in one room, there were also two players who chose to stay together while the other two each chose a room to themselves.

Only Xiao Lan, Luo, and Wang Taidi tried to enter the same room.

‘Grandma’ suddenly spoke up before they entered the room. “You, why do three people want to stay together? Is it because you don’t like grandma’s rooms and think they aren’t comfortable to sleep in?”

Her tone was a little deep; it was clear that if their answer didn’t satisfy her, she would punish them. qxscEL

The other players who had entered their rooms also couldn’t help poking their heads out. Was someone going to die so soon?

Hu Yue even looked like he was watching a good show. He couldn’t wait for Wang Taidi and his comrades to die here like this. It would resolve his anger and at the same time wouldn’t offend Wang Ke.

Under everyone’s concerned, fearful or schadenfreude expressions, Xiao Lan waved at ‘grandma’ as if he was very familiar with her. “Grandma, did you forget? Us triplets have always slept together ever since we were babies ah.”

The players: “…” fgCIVL

They had never seen such a shameless person.

What triplets, the three of you don’t seem like you’re from the same family no matter how hard you look at it, whether it’s appearance or height, especially the one with short brown curls. You clearly have different genes!

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Wang Taidi also revealed an admiring expression. Xiao Lan got into character even quicker than he did. He was brimming with emotion, and his acting was natural. It was simply as if he really was talking to his grandmother.

He also cooperated with Xiao Lan and acted along. “That’s right ah, we’ve always been like this, grandma.” SiTu5r

It was unknown whether ‘grandma’ was befuddled by this manoeuvre or she couldn’t remember clearly due to the excessive number of grandchildren she had. She said somewhat hesitantly, “Is… that so?”

Luo promptly spoke up. “Grandma, take a close look. Don’t we look alike?”

They had previously noticed that both ‘grandma’ and ‘dad’ had rather awful eyesight.

‘Grandma’ widened her eyes that were practically good for nothing. Even after looking for a long time, she couldn’t differentiate who was who in the group, and could only nod. “Fine ba. You have to be obedient when sleeping together. You can’t make a ruckus at night ah.” 5PCAM3

Xiao Lan had the appearance of a good baby. “Don’t worry, we’ve always been very obedient.”

The players who had seen the whole process: “…”

There was a trick like this?

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