I Rely On Poverty To Sweep Through Survival GamesCh54 - Bathroom

Xiao Lan and Luo stood at the laundry room door, waiting for Duan Xueyin.

Not long after, Duan Xueyin came out, a slightly pensive expression on her face. oysWvE

Xiao Lan noticed her expression and asked, “What’s up? Did something else happen just now?”

Duan Xueyin snapped back to her senses. She shook her head and said, “It’s nothing. Thank you for this. If there’s a chance, I’ll repay you.”

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She seemed to want to say something else, but at that moment, the evil cult believer and the couple were headed in their direction. Duan Xueyin swallowed the words that were on the tip of her tongue.

Xiao Lan stepped forward and told them about discovering the pregnant woman’s corpse just now, but the corpse had bizarrely disappeared. Unexpectedly, their reactions were very indifferent. ETcudb

That pair of lovers giggled and leaned against each other as they looked at the laundry room.

The woman grinned as she said, “I always felt that her life was meaningless since she’s always been single; living single is meaningless ah.”

The man looked at her affectionately and said, “Thank goodness I have you.”

The girl immediately looked unbearably moved. “Darling~”

The man had a sincere expression on his face. “Honey~”

As they spoke, they hugged each other as if they were living in an exaggerated idol drama from some unknown era.

On the other side, the evil cult believer approached the washing machine that reportedly had the corpse.

There was an extremely fanatical expression on his face. He reached out with skinny fingers to stroke the cover of the washing machine like it was the most valuable treasure as he yammered, “God’s punishment, this is a miracle! A miracle ah!” dJCMko

With two sides gathered together, it was like an old television skipping channels; it seemed especially comical and ridiculous.

It made the onlookers very much want to get even closer with the other party – with their fists.

Xiao Lan didn’t feel like bothering with them anymore, and turned around and left.

On the way, Duan Xueyin parted ways with Xiao Lan and headed in another direction. p9brg2

Xiao Lan initially wanted to look for He Rui and ask him why he was asking about Xiao Lan, but unexpectedly, he didn’t bump into him at all. He didn’t know whether they were unlucky, or if He Rui was deliberately avoiding them.

However, they had a rough guess as to why he was looking for Xiao Lan, so finding He Rui was no more than just to confirm things. Even if he didn’t say anything, as long as they had a direction to follow, investigating would already be much easier.

The most important task right now was still to clear the game.

Unable to find He Rui, Xiao Lan and Luo decided to go back. nY6CXd

But something suddenly didn’t seem right about the air around them. The torrential rain outside had made the air in the apartment extremely oppressive and humid; now, it was like the moisture in the air had suddenly doubled, which was almost suffocating.

Xiao Lan stopped walking; he and Luo shared a look, understanding that this meant something was coming.

Chrysanthemum Garden.

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The scent of laundry detergent that Xiao Lan was now very familiar with began to permeate the air.

At the other end of the corridor, a figure with its back to them appeared. EkW3Ce

It was thoroughly wet, the pitch-black hair damp with water and sticking messily to its head. The person was round around the middle, and one could faintly see a large, protruding belly.

It seemed to be the dead pregnant woman.

The entire corridor was now like the inside of a karst cave as water dripped everywhere. The small puddles on the ground spread out until they slowly merged into one puddle that headed towards Xiao Lan and Luo.

The moisture in the air continued to increase. MQwud5

Xiao Lan surveyed his surroundings and realised that the environment seemed to be changing. Water was slowly gushing out all around them, as if planning to envelop them before slowly getting rid of them.

Xiao Lan pointed at the pool of water that was slowly approaching them and asked Luo, “Do you know what this represents?”

Luo obligingly cupped his chin with one hand to ponder this meaningless question. “It means that… women are made of water?”

Xiao Lan shook his head. “This means that it’s a mysophobic woman.” h0V8Bo

After that, Xiao Lan added, “Think about it. Isn’t this pregnant woman wearing different clothes every time we see her? Sometimes she even changes two or three times a day. Moreover, I’ve never seen a single stain on her clothes.”

Luo searched his memories. “That is indeed the case. She even washes her hands more often and for longer than other people.”

These two people were actually chatting in this sort of situation. They clearly didn’t take the pregnant woman ghost seriously.

This disrespect to women angered the pregnant woman, and water poured out of the walls at a much quicker rate, demonstrating how bad her mood now was. meC2cR

Faced with this situation. Xiao Lan unhurriedly took out a small, metal object from his storage space. He gently waved it at the pregnant woman and told her, “If you come any closer, I’ll throw it into your water.”

The pregnant woman originally didn’t plan to bother with what sounded like a bluff.

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She was prepared to give these two fellows a lesson as her stiff and bloated body slid over the water surface. She slowly turned around and swiftly headed in Xiao Lan’s direction.

The waves on the ground also sped up. ebokUv

At that moment, Xiao Lan turned the item around to show the pregnant woman the label on the front.

The words grandly read — 【Canned herring with durian】.

The pregnant woman suddenly froze, and the streams of water everywhere also turned sluggish.

As a mysophobic person, it could be said that not only did this sort of thing with an overpowering smell touch her bottom line, it also hopped back and forth and even did 360-degree flips in the air. oQAEdx

Just the thought of this thing mixing with the laundry detergent fragrance in the water drove her mad. It was even an item; the effect would be extremely stable and might not be easy to get rid of.

Xiao Lan’s finger was already on the can’s ring pull. “This is a gift a cute little friend gave me. Isn’t this little friend very likeable?”

Pregnant woman: “…”

Likeable my ass! Later, she would go drag that neighbouring brat over for a beating for playing around with this sort of extremely smelly can and even carelessly giving it away. q4aclf

The ring pull had already been pulled up slightly, and it seemed that the air would be filled with that heart-piercing fragrance in the next moment.

A good ghost won’t fight a stinky thing!

The pregnant woman disappeared and the surrounding water also retreated.

Perhaps she had already decided to cross this fellow who didn’t respect the old, weak, sick, disabled, or pregnant off her own target list. Moreover, it was best to add him to her blacklist and never see him again. vBfCck

At that time, the corridor reverted back to its original dim, narrow and dirty self, and to the stifling heat. It was as if the water which had covered everything had never appeared at all; only the faint scent of laundry detergent still remained.

Xiao Lan withdrew his hand in satisfaction. He had thought of this method to hurt a mysophobic person at the last minute, and the effect was a lot better than he had expected. Not only did he perfectly resolve a crisis, he didn’t even need to use the item.

Wouldn’t it be beautiful to keep this thing and continue hurting the mysophobic person next time?

He Rui still didn’t appear at dinner; it seemed like he was prepared to hide until the game ended. zVZFd6

And there was no sign of the couple right up until dinner ended; there was only the evil cult believer, who prattled on about God on his own.

Everyone exchanged silent looks. The players more or less had a conjecture already, and didn’t dare relax on the cusp of the fourth day.

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After dinner, it was time to shower.

Although the bathroom was a very dangerous place, anyone would stink if they didn’t shower in weather like this. Even if you could endure it, the odour would be like a road sign when you had to hide, and would continually draw the boss’s attention. frPMJH

To say nothing of the fact that even if you didn’t go to the bathroom, wouldn’t danger still come looking for you?

Xiao Lan took his clothes and went to the bathroom.

When he reached the entrance, there was the thick smell of blood and he immediately knew that something wasn’t right.

Xiao Lan reached out and pushed the bathroom door, only to discover that he couldn’t push it at all. There was no lock on the door to the bathroom, so this didn’t usually happen. KNZRuB

Looking closely through the door gap, it looked like there was black hair squirming around inside.

Xiao Lan knocked on the door. “Anyone inside?”

“Me.”

From inside came Wu Ting’s curt reply, as if the situation wasn’t ideal at the moment. layYOx

Xiao Lan was cautious and still wanted to confirm if it really was Wu Ting inside. He asked a question that only the two of them would know the answer to: “How’s your Xiao Bai doing?”

“It’s called Xiao Qing!”

Wu Ting spoke angrily and was extremely unhappy that Xiao Lan had gotten the name of her family’s darling wrong.

Fine, both the name and attitude were right. nPZKuN

“Get away from the door.”

Xiao Lan called out, then took a couple of steps back. He did a run-up and gave the door a flying kick.

His physical strength had been enhanced by his skill and numerous cleared instances; the hair on the door was completely unable to defend against his kick, and the entire door fell right down.

“Damaged a setting prop, poverty value increased by 80. Xiao Lan is simply seizing any opportunity.” T43OeP

The game setting was still as worthless as ever.

But Xiao Lan wasn’t in the mood to roast the poverty value right now.

Chrysanthemum Garden.

Blood lay in a thin layer over the bathroom floor, while black hair was spread all over one part of the room.

Wu Ting was battling a tremendous amount of hair pouring out of the shower head and wrapping itself around her. She was very fast, and darted back and forth between the countless attacks from the hair. She was on the brink of danger each time, yet could still accurately evade the hair’s attacks. Ay5v8u

The short needles in her hand danced in the air, and each blade was able to slice apart each attack.

Silver would flash in the air from time to time, and would cut apart oncoming hair each time, as if it was Xiao Qing who was cooperating with its owner and fighting.

When Wu Ting fought, she looked murderous and icy cold. Each move was direct and efficient, and each step would create a splash of blood as if she was dancing on a stage of danger.

But this wasn’t what Xiao Lan’s attention was focused on. DAV4sO

Wu Ting seemed to have been attacked just as ‘she’ was about to shower. ‘She’ had taken off ‘her’ dress to reveal ‘her’ upper body’s slim yet agile contours… and the flat chest identical to Xiao Lan’s.

On the bottom were fiery-red underpants, and there was even a 强’ embroidered in flamboyant cursive calligraphy on them.

The scene was too beautiful and its impact was too great, causing Xiao Lan to stand dumbfounded and speechless for a time.

Wu Ting roared at Xiao Lan, “What are you looking at?! Never seen a bigshot in women’s clothes ah?!” iKpQZ9

After that, he continued to throw himself into the fight.

Xiao Lan: “…”

A crossdressing bigshot couldn’t be considered rare, but Xiao Lan never thought that the underwear of one would actually be in such a stunning style…

Getting over his astonishment, Xiao Lan threw aside his remaining feelings and took out 【This is a dagger coated in highly toxic poison】 to join the fight together with Luo. RqHAtE

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