“*Cough*…*Cough*…”
In the luxurious room, the butler piled the high mattress of thick, soft velvet on the huge bed. A weak figure was sunk into the mattress, his face was pale and sweaty, and even the iconic bright red hair looked dim.
As soon as Jin Qi came home, he had a high fever for four days.
His real housekeeper was sitting by the bed. His face was full of worry and anger.
The young master went out four days ago and returned with injuries all over his body. Who is this daring fellow who dares to hurt such a noble A-rank male as the young master?
Even just a piece of the young master’s hair is exceptionally noble!
The housekeeper immediately wanted to report to the Male Zerg Protection Association, so he must find out the person who hurt the young master.
However, the young master stopped him, and the steward couldn’t understand: “Why? Young master, the zergs who did this kind of thing, except for the zerg emperor, even the five chiefs of the Zerg clan—must be punished as they should!”
Jin Qi’s face turned pale again, and he shivered: “My beloved Duo Xiumi, go find the best doctor and use the best medicine for me? Just don’t mention this to me again. something happened.”
Okay? Although the butler can’t understand, he obeys because the master’s order is everything.
He can only suppress his anger, accompany the young master day and night, and provide him with meticulous care.
Jin Qi coughed and finally opened his eyes.
Duo Xiumi said excitedly: “Master, you finally woke up. How do you feel?”
Jin Qi looked at Duo Xiumi as if trying to remember—who is this? It took a few seconds before the panic in his eyes slowly faded, and his voice hoarsely said: “It’s Du Xiumi… ah…”
There is a sense of celebration through the aftermath of that catastrophe.
The butler’s heart was like a stone falling into a pond, sinking directly into his stomach. He said bitterly: “Master, you have suffered.”
“You don’t understand, Duo Xiumi.” Jin Qi said in a trance, “You don’t understand what happened to me.”
Three days ago, he was still a male zerg who didn’t know the height of the sky, but now he finally saw a higher level of existence. On the contrary, he has to feel lucky, for if not for this incident, he would not know how long he would have been arrogant.
Jin Qi closed his eyes, and the male zerg appeared in his mind again…
But even so, when the frustration in his heart faded, the stubbornness that was rooted in the depths of his character, unwilling to give up, surged up again.
Jin Qi’s pride will not be broken here but will become bolder and bolder, which is also the key to supporting him all the way to his current position.
“Give me the communicator.”
Jin Qi was sick for four days, and the messages on his social account seemed to explode. As one of the gentle male ambassadors in the eyes of the public, his every move involves the hearts of countless Zerg.
But he simply ignored these messages and switched to a hidden trumpet with a message lying alone in it.
[Hold an auction, invite Lu Mo to participate, and I will contact you in ten days. ]
The message flickered three times and disappeared without a trace.
It was like this every time that man acted so discreetly that Jin Qi didn’t even know what he would do.
Jin Qi put away the communication device and ordered Duo Xiumi: “Prepare an auction in two days.”
There was a faint hint of excitement in his eyes: After the last failed plan, that man must be more cautious. How will Lu Mo deal with it? Jin Qi wonders…
Lu Mo, I look forward to your performance.
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
The butler bowed: “Yes.”
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The level of the weakness of D-class males is not much different from that of weak humans.
He is neither invulnerable to sword and spear nor to water and fire. He is still like his old self; he may get diarrhoea when he drinks cold water and wake up with a stiff neck when he sleeps in the wrong position. When he plays with his communicator at night, it is a world of pain when it comes crashing down on his face.
The pain of stubbing the pinky toe to the corner of the table was as devastating as in the previous life.
Except for a very tasteless mental force that he doesn’t even know what to do, there is no difference.
Under such circumstances, he can only take on the identity of the Zerg well. So much so that after he became a Grade A male, he habitually regarded himself as a waste of material.
And a wastrel can’t do it seven times a night. The movies are all lies!
He was lying on the bed, the bright sky was shining outside the window, and the white bone tail was dangling in front of his eyes.
Lu Mo examined the sharp and strange tail hook, cleared his throat and said, “Sir, do you know what and when it is enough?”
The tail hook bends, indicating that he understands.
“Very good.” Lu Mo asked, narrowing his eyes, “Do you know what it means to control oneself?”
The tail hook bends again with a gentlemanly flourish. It seems that it really understands.
Lu Mo patted the end of the tail hook as if petting a kitten’s head, “Since you and I both understand, can you please accept my plea — don’t act like an unsophisticated country bumpkin in front of Ling?”
He was the one who put down the harsh words in front of Ling, and now he’s acting like a first-timer (well, he is), which is humiliating.
“Master, can I come in?”
Along with the knock on the door, Ling’s voice came.
“Okay, that’s settled. Remember our agreement.” Lu Mo’s face was dignified and solemn: “The dignity of scum is not to be insulted! Success or failure is at stake. We will set an example and declare to the scum of the world – I swear I will never surrender because of a mere female zerg. That’s right today, right now. I, Lu Mo’s tailhook, even if Ling were to strip and stand naked in front of me right now, I would never give up my scum principles because of this little temptation!”
Lu Mo maintained a steady heartbeat and took a deep breath: “Come in.”
As soon as the door opened, he locked eyes with his solemn-faced Master for a second as the silver-haired, red-eyed female zerg walked into the room in his straightened military uniform.
The white bone tail hook stood up with a “swish”!
Lu Mo: Fuck Fuck Fuck————————
FUCK! ! !
Lu Mo, you are entirely shameless!!
Lu Mo looked at Ling in despair. This female zerg was despicable! How could he seduce him in such clothes!
He said quietly, “My dear female monarch, do you finally feel that you have been too indulgent these past few days and want to report to the War Office?”
Ling: “All the other clothes were taken to be changed and washed.”
Lu Mo: “…We don’t have a housekeeper.”
“Yeah.” Ling said obediently, “So it was my lieutenant who washed it.”
Lu Mo: =口=
At this moment, it seemed that a holy light descended from the sky and enveloped Lu Mo. The translucent soul slowly floated out, and he folded his hands together..
Ah-Hallelujah-
Looking at Lu Mo like this, a joking smile crossed the corner of Ling’s mouth.
How can it be?
He wanted to see Lu Mo’s cold face, showing more expressions because of himself.
That’s all.
Lu Mo’s day is very regular.
He has to go out for a short walk in the morning. He can never progress behind closed doors. He can bring fresh inspiration to his scum-earning business by getting out and seeing new things.
This morning was no different from the past. After Lu Mo had eaten breakfast, he disliked the taste of the meal as usual.
While putting on his clothes, he gave some pointers to Ling’s taste, but he still reluctantly brought the bow tie that Ling had chosen for him.
The change happened after going out.
As they passed a secluded flower bed, a helpless hand poked out, dripping blood down the fingertips and dripping a little onto the ground in a pool of blood.
Lu Mo couldn’t help but frown.
This scene seems familiar. He has seen countless similar beginnings in dozens of G novels provided by the system…
The protagonist, who went out as usual, found a mysterious person covered in wounds at the door, so the kind-hearted protagonist quickly took him back home to take care of him.
Unexpectedly, after the mysterious person took off the bandage, he would have an extremely handsome face!
He is powerful, he is mysterious, and he has an unknown past, which brings the protagonist into a series of whirlpools and brings countless opportunities.
Lu Mo-style focus: a kind-hearted protagonist.
He raised the corners of his mouth, smiled evilly, and slowly took out the communication device from his pocket.
“Hey, hello, is it the police? I want to call the police. There is a very dangerous zerg appearing near my house…”
The bloody hand twitched.
It is different from what is written in the script.
The pupil of the female who fell into the flowerbed widened. What is wrong with this male?
What happened to the promise that he would take himself back to the estate and take care of him? By taking him back, he could step into this male zerg’s life and stir up the conflict between him and the female monarch.
He had conceived a myriad of scenarios that would perfectly counter all of the female monarch’s outbursts. Then cleverly creates one misunderstanding after another so that the male gradually loses patience with the female monarch ……
But the premise is that the male is going to take him back!
“Wait, wait, wait!”
The female struggled to grab Lu Mo’s trousers and shouted: “Please help me!”
The male turned his back to the light, and his face was dark and unclear.
The female could not understand his thoughts, but at the moment, he could only bite the bullet and act on it. He raised his head and said weakly and helplessly: “If you save me, I am willing to be your female slave…”
Even with his severe injuries, he was highly confident. With a strength close to A-rank and a soft face like a sub-female, he is sure to arouse the male zerg’s bullying desire when he puts on this soft look.
Although it is not good to put yourself in the position of a female slave at the beginning, the situation is urgent now. Only in this way can the goal be achieved!
“…”
The male zerg crouched down and cupped his chin in his hand, his cold emerald eyes searching his face a little.
“Woo…*Whimper*”
The female’s eyes were filled with tears, and he looked at Lu Mo as if he was looking at his whole world.
The male zerg suddenly smiled: “You want to be my female slave?”
The female laughed with tears in his eyes: “Yes, I—”
“——You think too positively.”
The female froze, and his eyes widened, “What, what?”
Lu Mo “tsk-ed”, “Do you want to see my female monarch?”
He grabbed the female’s chin and moved him in Ling’s direction.
The silver-haired, red-eyed female monarch is so beautiful in his straight military uniform that he seems to glow in the daylight.
Lu Mo raised an eyebrow, “You don’t really want to compete with him, do you?”
The female zerg: “……”
He had never been so humiliated before, causing him to turn red in a flash and cough in anger.
Lu Mo was so disgusted that he let go of his hand: “You’re so dirty.”
The sound of sirens in the distance gradually approached, the female zerg’s pupils shrank, and his identity could not be discovered. It would not be worth losing himself over this trivial matter.
“Since you have no intention of saving me, this is goodbye -”
Just then, however, a hand grabbed him, and he could not escape.
The female looked up and met Ling’s thoughtful eyes.
“If I remember correctly, you seem to be the sinful female that has been on the run for more than ten years.”
Lu Mo: …… eh?!
Translator’s Notes:
LMAOOO WHAT IS HAPPENING ON LU MO’S DAILY LIFEEEEEEEEEEEE
what an eventful daily life our aspiring scum male zerg has 😂
Thank you for the chapter!🎉💕
Lu Mo: Not today thot!
Correction: [* diarrhea ]
Haha, thank you for reading also it’s (diarrhoea) the proper British spelling. I’m sorry for being British😭🤣.
😆🤣 I learned something new! Lol. Well thank you for translating into English so we can all read and enjoy it!
Lmaooo what’s the chance that Ling heard Lu Mo’s conversation with his pseudo dick
Pfft- Actually, perhaps too high of a chance all things considered XD
I actually wanted him to see the whole thing, because it’s beyond hilarious that Lu Mo made his tail nod 😭 also, I doubt Ling wouldn’t be flattered if he knew that Lu Mo has to talk himself into not being horny for Ling 24/7, despite acting like a shy girl in bed😭
The one of the best things I’ve read in this novel lol. Like it has a mind of its own AHAHAHA. If ling heard the conversation, it must’ve boosted his self esteem hearing that his husband loves him a lot.
Lu mo getting pulled into schemes left and right 😂😂😂
Thank you for the chapter ♡
Thank you for the chapter 💛
Rooting for your scumfull life, Lu Mo😆😆
Lu Mo baby, hang in there ahahahahha
Lu Mo’s daily life: Encounters wretched females everyday.
Ling’s daily life: Watch his husband encounter wretched females everyday. Police’s daily life: Gets call everyday from a certain male who encounters wretched female everyday.
His daily walks seem strewn with Zerg females in need of rescue…
who turn out to be wanted criminals
Thank You for the new chapter ( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡)˚๐*˟ ♡
Thank you!!🌺❤🤭
And all this after he moved to the capital!
❤
Lu Mo te amo mucho jajaiasxa
I was thinking, where is the little zerg???
The misunderstanding Jin Qi has lmao
Lin Mo thinks he’s being a scum so funny
🎶🎵Begone thots, Go away!🎶🎵
🎵🎶He’s a scummy man with a boo 🎵🎶
*Soprano angel voice:🎶🎵 Aaahhhhh🙏👼🎶🎵
LM being an unwilling horndog is the funniest thing ever. It really does have a mind of its own
The most correct response to finding a hurt and bloody stranger on your property! Hahahahaha what a response! Nice, he’s also genre savvy!
I so wish Ling heard his convo with his ahem tail