Li Yu has been a fish for a long time. Leaving the water and not getting enough air didn’t actually feel good. Yet currently, he extremely liked the feeling of breathlessness. He cried and yelled, leaving bruises and marks on Jing-wang’s shoulders. The pain of metamorphosis allowed him to experience the other’s intense fervent love, which he very quickly submerged in.
The system’s notifications pinged wildly in his head, one after another, almost like it was exploding. Li Yu didn’t need to think too hard to know that the “passionate like dried wood on fire” task has been completed. However, at this time, he was burning like an inferno, where would he get the attention to worry about the System? It was just accepting a reward and checking the next step anyways. When he has time, he will naturally get to it.
Li Yu carelessly yelled internally: Stop being noisy. I accept everything. Then he stopped hearing the notifications from the system. Following this, he continued to focus wholeheartedly on entangling with Jing-wang in their lovemaking activities.
The sand in the silver hourglass was almost depleted. Jing-wang stopped and kissed Li Yu’s crimson red cheek.
Are you going to leave soon? Jing-wang asked with his eye expression, restraining himself.
Li Yu felt like at this moment he was like Cinderella from the children’s fairy tales, sitting in a pumpkin carriage. Every time it reached midnight, he’d change back to his original form.
Yet his prince– Jing-wang, already knew the truth that he could change into a fish. And even though Jing-wang knew, he still loved Li Yu.
“Your highness, I don’t want to go anymore.” The more Li Yu looked at the person before, the more he liked him. With a smile, he hugged Jing-wang. Because of excess use, his voice has already become extremely hoarse.
“Because I know that… you definitely won’t be disgusted with me.” With a happy grin, Li Yu leaned in once more.
Jing-wang froze and then immediately understood what Li Yu meant. He felt touched, but also didn’t know if he should laugh or cry.
This fish actually stopped caring about everything and wanted to mess around. Meanwhile he…… he still had to clench jaw and deal with the consequences.
Jing-wang took a few deep breaths to prevent himself from being dragged into the pit by this fish. This was really an extremely difficult test for him.
It was almost time. Jing-wang placed Li Yu flat on the bed and rubbed Li Yu’s head. The youth looked at him with shiny bright eyes. His faintly trembling eyelashes still held tears of pleasure.
“Your highness, just wait a second for me.” Li Yu said softly, hand reluctantly touching Jing-wang’s fingertips, like making a tiny little promise.
Jing-wang suppressed his chest full of desires and waited quietly. Pretty much the next second, he saw with his own eyes the youth turning back into a fish again.
Jing-wang, who has seen this many times, hastily went to get the fish bowl to catch the fish. However, fish stopped him, jumping up high and hopping onto his shoulder. Nuzzling fondly against his face, fish then followed down the path of his arm and slid into his palm.
For a moment, Jing-wang didn’t really understand. He couldn’t hold this fish with one hand and had to use both. Just as he cupped the fish, he felt coolness in his palms. In a flash, water had appeared in his hand. Fish was inside the water, looking up at him.
Jing-wang finally understood. The carp must have used magic to make the water appear.
Jing-wang continued waiting according to their promise, waiting until the sound of a watchman’s clapper traveled in from outside of the window, signifying that it was midnight. The fish in his hands seemed to have received a signal and happily bounced up.
In midair, fish flipped over, creating a beautiful arch and then turned back into his human form again, flying tackling into Jing-wang’s arms.
With a smile, Jing-wang caught him. Li Yu grinned profoundly and said in a very serious tone: “Your highness, carp demons need to separate their essence absorbing into two parts.”
“Dundundun, the last half has concluded. The next half will begin now.” The youth’s hoarse voice carried a hint of sweetness and seduction, adding fire to the blaze in Jing-wang’s heart. “Be careful now, your highness. Don’t end up being sucked dry by me, ok?”
Sucked dry in one night? How can it be that easy?
Jing-wang smiled faintly, no longer suppressing the thick desire in his eyes.
In mutual agreement, the two added more firewood into the raging inferno that had no choice but to cease just now.
……
……
Li Yu slept all the way until late morning. When he woke up, he found himself covered by a gold silk grass blanket and laying on a silver stone bed.
Not being able to wake up pillowed on the boyfriend’s chest was a bit regrettable. However, with his condition of changing into a fish from time to time, to be able to successfully absorb essence was already pretty good.
Li Yu was very satisfied with the essence absorbing process. He was just about to swim up from the bed like usual when he discovered that his body felt heavy like iron. His fish fins also felt like they were rusted, meanwhile his fish tail……
When he moved, his fish tail hurt.
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When Li Yu secretly anticipated DOING IT, he already knew that he’d definitely feel uncomfortable afterwards. He was very aware that he’d be uncomfortable in human form, but was he also going to be uncomfortable in fish form?
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Li Yu finally understood why it was called mating for fishes.
Also, he was probably the only fish who’s been stabbed with an iron pole, while still alive afterwards.
Li Yu remembered that he asked Jing-wang last time how long the other can last. Jing-wang held up one finger. Li Yu thought this was one teacup of time, or at most, not longer than one incense stick.
Now it looks like the big scoundrel most likely meant two hours. Oh right, yesterday, the iron pole stabbed fish two times total, split into a first half and a second half. He spent the two parts completely in the fear (delight) of being poked by the iron pole.
Although it was extremely pleasurable, the aftermath was really too difficult for fish.
Laying around unmoving for such a long time wasn’t really good either. Li Yu couldn’t even flip over. Plus his stomach felt a bit hungry.
Fortunately, the boyfriend, Jing-wang, didn’t actually leave too far. Li Yu didn’t even starve much when Jing-wang, who was missing Xiao Yu, came walking back swiftly.
Discovering that fish was awake, Jing-wang felt a rush of immense tenderness bubbling out of his heart. He took out a grain of fish food to tease fish. Before when he did this, fish would definitely happily swim over and play affectionately with him. Jing-wang actually enjoyed stroking fish a lot…… Presently however, after teasing the fish for a bit, the fish only stared at him pitifully. Then, fish raised his head, struggled with all of his might, and ended up rolling off the silver stone bed.
The fish that was laying at the bottom of the fish tank continued to stare at him pitifully.
Jing-wang: “……”
Startled, Jing-wang hastily picked up the fish.
The fish’s body was soft and limp, laying askew in his hands. Yesterday, Jing-wang flipped this person back and forth. Yet facing this seemingly boneless fish, he had no idea what to do at all. He attempted to place the fish food next to fish’s mouth. The pitiful fish moved his mouth with what seemed like the speed of lightning and grabbed the fish food.
Still can eat, so it shouldn’t be any big issue.
Jing-wang felt slightly relieved. Before Li Yu had changed back into a fish last night, Jing-wang had examined him carefully. Xiao Yu wasn’t harmed.
The doctor and servants, who have raised fishes before, all came over before the fish woke up to take a look. The doctor couldn’t check a fish’s pulse. The servants, who had raised fishes before, were pale faced. They all stammered and couldn’t give any concrete reply to Jing-wang’s concern. Jing-wang could only figure it out himself.
He more or less knew a little. If the area felt unwell, then medicine needed to be applied there. However, fish form didn’t seem capable of receiving ointments. If he had to wait until this fish turned into a human again, it would be the next day already. How was he supposed to take care of an……. injured fish in the meanwhile, Jing-wang was completely at a loss.
Li Yu nuzzled his fingers, wanting him to relax. Fish’s healing abilities have been increased many times by the System. No knows, maybe he’ll be better in a bit. Wasn’t it just getting poked a few times by an iron pole? Fish was very sturdy and still wanted more in the future.
With the help of Jing-wang, fish ate plenty of fish food and felt much better. Rewarding Jing-wang with a fish kissy, Li Yu immediately remembered that he had to accept the mission reward as well. Therefore, Li Yu laid down stiffly and entered the system.
Last night, the system’s notifications sounded one wave after another, almost like it was in danger. Meanwhile, Li Yu was also in an urgent situation, too busy to pay attention. Now he can finally look at the reward.
No need to ask. He can receive another one of Jing-wang’s secrets again. Hehe……
Li Yu entered the system. What greeted him was a row of notification windows which almost smacked him in the face and suffocated him.
What’s going on?
Didn’t he just finish a task and update to the next step? Why were there so many notifications?
At this time, Li Yu was still not in the mood to check the notifications carefully. Instead, he went to look at the main mission first.
Yesterday, there was definitely a huge fire everywhere. As a result, the task “passionate like dried wood on fire” successfully completed. The next step– “Grow branches and scatter leaves with the tyrant” was currently in progress.
…… wait, grow branches and scatter leaves?
Li Yu instinctively felt like this didn’t seem right. “Grow branches and scatter leaves” meant continuing a bloodline. Which also meant having kids?
Feeling numbness to his scalp, Li Yu was struck by lightning. He hastily went to see the detailed explanation. Perhaps he misunderstood something here. Or perhaps it just wanted him to plant trees with Jing-wang?
The missions usually didn’t have any explanations. Fortunately, this time it was present. Nevertheless, it was only one sentence.
“Bear and raise children for the tyrant.”
Li Yu was instantly shocked out of existence: What the FCK!!!!!
It was probably better to not have this explanation than to have it. What did it mean bear and raise children for the tyrant? He was a man. Even as a fish, he was a male fish. How was he supposed to give birth?
Did System want him to defy the natural order?!
……no, what he should ask is why does the shitty system have such a nature defying task!
Li Yu was so terrified his voice shook: System. What’s going on here? Why am I about to give birth and raise children?!
The System said solemnly: “Please examine the notifications from last night.”
Li Yu didn’t dare to ignore the notifications anymore and swiftly pulled them all out.
Those notifications that almost hit him in the face were actually all warnings.
The earliest notification, which was piled at the bottom under everything else, was: “Passionate like dried wood on fire” has been completed. Warning, host is about to engage in the highest level of intimacy with the tyrant. It will influence the next step of the mission. Please think carefully about this, host.”
Li Yu did his best to recall when the earliest notification appeared. It was when Jing-wang pressed him down on the crimson blankets and gave him green plum wine to drink by delivering it to him mouth to mouth.
So that was enough to complete the task. They didn’t actually have to do it?
But he wanted to do it anyway. At that kind of crucial moment, how can they stop? Who would stop!
The second to last notification was: “The next step, “grow branches and scatter leaves with the tyrant” has begun. Host, please confirm that you are willing to accept giving birth.”
The third to last notification: “Host, please confirm that you are willing to accept giving birth.”
The fourth to last notification: “Host, please confirm that you are willing to accept giving birth.”
The fifth to last notification: “Host, please confirm…….”
There were several rows of the same messages, until the second most recent notification, showing just how dedicated and serious the System was.
However, this didn’t seem quite right. Since System asked him to confirm, it shouldn’t have carelessly allowed him to have kids. So how did it end up…… going onto the next step?!
What exactly did he do?
Li Yu suddenly remembered that last night, he was extremely annoyed by the System’s continued notifications. Therefore, under a situation where he didn’t know anything, he just… accepted everything. That also seemed to be the time when the System quieted down afterwards.
So…… he was the one who got distracted by sex and screwed himself over??
Li Yu: What the hell!!
The information from these notifications was too heavy. After all this, the main culprit here was actually himself?
Realizing this point, Li Yu listlessly went to read the 2nd notification. Sure enough, the notification changed to: “The next step of “Grow branches and scatter leaves” has begun. Host, please pick the form that you wish to complete this task in. One: Fish form. Two: Human form.”
Li Yu: NANI???
When he was doing “Dried wood on fire,” System also made him pick an identity. What did this even mean?
Li Yu had a bad feeling and swiftly opened the first notification, which was also the newest notification.
“Host directly accepted but didn’t make any decision. Defaulting to the first choice, fish form. Please finish the following task in fish form, host.”
Li Yu trembled as he finished reading everything. Use fish form to finish the task, in other words, giving birth in fish form.
Li Yu: “…….”
Good thing he didn’t need to have a big belly in human form……
No wait, no wait. Fish form also can’t have a big belly!
Li Yu panicked, feeling like he needed to head backwards on this train of thought again: System, I’m a male…fish. How am I supposed to give birth!
System: “Please don’t panic, host. The cute pet system can change the pet fish’s genes. Some male fishes can become pregnant.”
Li Yu: “……”
So the one who defied natural order the most was the system. Can you please explain this gene that allows male fish to become pregnant for a second?
Li Yu… Li Yu was about to faint!
Inside this world, the System was god. The System was the gold finger. It was impossible to go against the System.
Li Yu made a final attempt to struggle: Even if– even if some male fish can give birth, fish and humans can’t intercross as species. If fish gave birth, would what comes out be a fish or human?
The System said: “Host, there’s no need to worry. You just have to focus on completing the task. Here are the rewards this time. The duration for your transformation skill will be doubled. In addition, you will gain a cancellation ability for your transformation.”
Li Yu: “……………”
He was fcked. Every time the shitty System tells him not to worry, it was definitely getting ready to screw him over……
This was such a messed up mission. Yet, the rewards just had to step on his heart firmly. Can’t he just take the rewards without doing the task?!
System: “You can only obtain the rewards after completing the task.”
Li Yu: “……”
Li Yu can only comfort himself nonstop. Although this task was already in progress, how can he get pregnant after doing it just once?
“Once is enough.” The System seemed to be specifically trying to knock him down. It said clearly: “Host, there’s no need to worry. You have the ‘one shot into the soul’ luck points. It will definitely trigger on the first attempt.”
Li Yu: “……………..”
He never understood what that ‘one shot into the soul’ meant. So this was it!
Li Yu felt dizzy and faint for a while and then said loudly: System, come out! I swear I’ll beat you until you give birth!
Li Yu made a big fuss, even forgetting to accept the reward for the last task. In response, System kicked him out.
After experiencing all of this, Li Yu knew that protesting was no use. Nothing can stop the shitty System’s missions.
Wasn’t this saying then, that he. was. already. pregnant?
Li Yu couldn’t help but take in a cold breath. He looked horrified at his slightly bulging belly. Was…was what’s in here right now fish food or fish eggs?!
Jing-wang had been guarding fish this entire time. He discovered that after this fish woke up from his ‘meditation’ this time, fish seemed a bit wired.
What’s the matter? Jing-wang touched fish’s back briefly.
Li Yu looked at Jing-wang’s handsome face. Before, when he looked at it, Li Yu always thought Jing-wang looked so cool and dashing. Now when he looked at Jing-wang, all he could see was himself giving birth.
Li Yu: QQ, help! Fish only wanted to DO IT. Not give birth!!
Translator’s note:
thanks for the chapter!
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Whaaaa?!??? His joke is no longer a joke but ~reality~
Im excited for the babiessss yay 🌸☺️
Oh. My. Fish. Babies… Wow. Hahahahahahaha. Thanks for the update 🤣❤️🐟
Will they be little fish babies?!? 😳
Ok… now I find it a little disturbing
+1
I dont think the author knows how fish reproduction works lol.
I mean I could be wrong but I’m pretty sure fish eject eggs that are then fertilized in the water. No pregnancy evolved
Involved
Maybe the author was trying to find a happy medium between human pregnancy and fish egg laying since it’s not like Jing-wang can fertilize eggs xD
Some fishes do carry eggs and give birth to little fishes o /
Fair fair. I watch some fish tiktoks but I’m definitely far from a fish expert
“Hey baobei remember when I said I was pregnant but it was a joke? Well I’m now pregnant and its not a joke 🙂”
🤣🤣
hahahahah🤣
Hahahaha omg Li Yu!! Biting off more than what he can chew. This fishy is just too cute
WTF!!It there was a mpreg tag not fpreg tag 😭
I wanted to see him pregnant in human form..
Why not both?
Just continue reading… Kk 🤭😜
Time for fishy babies. And also the system preparing the host for the eventual baby-making way back when. Was the “shot to the soul thing” before or during them dating 🤔
I laugh my ass off in this chapter hahahaha 😂 that is why you don’t jinx your joke lololol
lmfaoooo
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AS A FISH?????? his first heir to the throne will be a fish?????? unless the child will also be able to turn into a human???? a fish can’t give birth to a human as a fish??? will he give birth to a mermaid????????
IM SO CONFUSED QAQ!! HELP
So he’s gonna lay eggs? LOL I’M EXCITED
Who cares about logic when we have quality humor?
I love how DO IT is always in caps… so funny and charming.
༎ຶ‿༎ຶ finally the most awaited chapter comes… ಥ‿ಥ
HAHAhah
This was so damn funny!! I can’t even…. That “Nani!?” Left me in stitches. I’m going to end up giggling tonight in my sleep and freak out the neighbors again.