[Two in one] Prohibited Poaching-Hunting
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“Come with me! Your shed won’t last!” Ke Ji had to shout at the top of his voice in order to barely cover the noise of the storm outside.
Lu Liran’s small shed was tattered by the wind. A strong tropical cyclone above level five was a disaster, and it was impossible for Lu Liran’s small shed to block it.
Lu Liran frowned and called Ke Ji back: “I can do it! You go back! Don’t come out!”
Not to mention that the purpose of his live broadcast is to imitate how a shipwrecked victim survives and saves himself, even if it’s a task issued by the system, it is also impossible to allow him to borrow such a high-tech product halfway to avoid natural disasters.
Lu Liran huddled in the small crumbling shed, and the heavy rain outside hung a dense rain curtain outside the slope shed.
He pointed to the boundless ocean directly opposite, where it was pitch black, and only the occasional flashes of lightning could illuminate the turbulent waves for a second or two:
“This is a strong tropical cyclone above level five! Look at the sea in the distance! The waves rolled up there are at least three meters high!”
He shouted loudly, and the drone shot down, and it happened that a lightning struck, lighting up the far sea like daylight.
He saw that the calm sea that was blue and clear during the day, now became dark and rough. The waves collide back and forth, stirring up a cascade of waves, one higher than the other.
The strong tropical cyclone this time seemed to be accompanied by a lot of thunder and lightning. In just one minute, four or five lightning bolts flashed across the sea, which was frightening to watch.
Not long after Lu Liran finished speaking, he heard a “creak” from the shed above his head.
His heart skipped a beat, and he quickly crawled out from underneath.
A few seconds after he climbed out, the slope shed collapsed completely with a “bang”.
A loose shed without a support structure is just a pile of dead tree trunks and leaves, blown away by the wind.
[Brother Lu is poor, weak, and helpless]
[Brother Lu, go back to the Beauty’s tent!! Don’t hold back!!]
[What kind of survival in the wilderness is taking refuge in a tent, are you kidding, it’s boring]
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
[Even if it’s really survival in the wild, it’s still a live broadcast effect. You can’t ignore accidents. What about other people’s wilderness programs and team emergency measures?]
[That’s right, emergency measures and open plug-in are two concepts, okay. Don’t deliberately confuse the public]
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This kind of heavy rain not only brings cold wetness, but also hurts like small marbles when it hits the body.
In the next second, a shadow covered his head, and it was still raining heavily outside, but Lu Liran only felt wet, and the stinging pain from the raindrops on his body disappeared.
Lu Liran looked back suddenly, and saw Ke Ji stretching his coat over his head, blocking him with his back.
“What are you doing over here?! Didn’t I tell you to hide in the tent!?” Lu Liran frowned.
Ke Ji showed a helpless smile, and said loudly: “It fell! As you said, it can’t withstand a strong typhoon above level 3 at all!”
The sound of rain and thunder outside was so loud that Ke Ji had to speak in Lu Liran’s ear.
Lu Liran couldn’t help but trembled a little. Hearing this, he immediately looked towards Ke Ji’s tent, and saw that the tent was lying upside down in the rain, and was apparently violently destroyed by a strong tropical cyclone.
“Run into the jungle! Follow me!” Lu Liran shouted when he saw this, he grabbed Ke Ji’s hand and quickly ran into the jungle behind him.
Although the common sense is not to stay under a big tree or in an open place during a thunderstorm, in fact, these rules are useless in the real situation in the wild. It is useless empty talk at all, and it is difficult to find the perfect shelter that meets the requirements
Lu Liran got into the jungle immediately, looking for a suitable shelter.
“Here!” Lu Liran pulled Ke Ji, and the two squeezed into a small gap in the mountain, sideways facing each other and reluctantly squeezed in.
The torrential rain and strong winds were still raging outside, but at least here they avoided being doused by the torrential rain for hours.
The drone followed the two closely through the torrential rain.
Lu Liran looked up, then moved the drone further away——
In this kind of stormy weather, things such as drones are natural conductors, and although the system is produced in such a way that it should be able to avoid the problem of lightning conductivity, Lu Liran still moved it farther away to be on the safe side.
[Find a place to hide so quickly?!]
[It feels like someone has given the route, I saw the anchor going straight here]
[Even if the anchor has a team to provide a backup plan for the route, it’s normal, this kind of bad weather can stop recording and broadcasting completely]
For Lu Liran and Ke Ji, being stuck in a rock crevice that could shelter from the rain meant that they could breathe a sigh of relief for a while.
Lu Liran glanced at the live broadcast room, and saw someone questioning him, he gasped and said to the live broadcast room: “In this kind of weather, if you are as unlucky as we are, then first find yourself a place to shelter from the rain! In the crevices of the mountains and under the cliffs, they are the first choice!”
“It’s not luck or accident that I found this place in such a short time, but I took note of the location when I walked by it during the day, just in case I encountered a situation like tonight, and prepared an extra way for myself!” Lu Liran’s voice was covered by the heavy rain, so he said loudly, “So no matter when, as long as you are in the wild, always pay attention to the environment around you, and pay attention to everything you may use!”
[There is a backup plan, but it all depends on Brother Lu himself! Brother Lu can be the brains of a team by himself! —— TrumpCardACE gifted the anchor 1x Sukiyaki Pot]
[Depending on the difficulty of the live broadcast like the anchor, I think it is difficult for the anchor to find a team…first of all, the difficulty of keeping up with the anchor’s survival is a great difficulty]
[Laughing to death, talking nonsense and telling the truth]
[At that time, it will not be Brother Lu who survived in the wilderness, but the team’s story of struggling to survive XD]
The space between the stones where the two stayed was not large, it’s not even a meter wide.
Lu Liran and Ke Ji were almost close together, and through the cold and wet clothes, they could feel the rapidly losing body temperature of each other.
Lu Liran rubbed his body and arms vigorously, trying to keep his hands and feet active, so as not to become stiff due to the cold.
Seeing this, Ke Ji took off his drenched clothes, and started to undress Lu Liran’s clothes.
Lu Liran dodged subconsciously, but he knew that Ke Ji was doing the right thing.
He pursed his lips tightly, he looked outside at the weather that hadn’t weakened in the slightest, and gritted his teeth and took off his clothes.
“Cold, wet clothes can quickly take away a lot of body heat, which is more likely to cause hypothermia than wet, exposed skin, and once hypothermia occurs, it is an absolute nightmare in the wilderness without support.” Lu Liran said. He could already feel the coldness, his teeth chattering slightly and shivering as he spoke.
Seeing this, Ke Ji stretched out his arms to hug Lu Liran.
Lu Liran’s pupils shrank slightly, and with a sudden struggle, he slammed his elbow hard in front of him, warning in a low hiss: “Let go!”
Ke Ji grunted in pain, but he didn’t let go. He lowered his voice and said in a deep voice: “At least it’s warmer this way.”
Ke Ji’s body temperature was slightly higher than that of Lu Liran, and Lu Liran could feel the other person’s temperature transition to his own. He struggled twice but found that the strength of the man in front of him was astonishing, even he couldn’t break free, and couldn’t help but have a black face.
Lu Liran had to admit that the two naked bodies embracing each other, even though they were both drenched in rainwater, were not as cold and unbearable as they were just now.
Ke Ji felt that Lu Liran’s chest was rising and falling very fast, he looked down slightly, but only saw Lu Liran gritted his teeth, as if as soon as the rain stopped, Lu Liran would rush out and beat him up.
Ke Ji felt helpless, but if he didn’t do this, even if Lu Liran could find shelter from the rain alone in such a rainy day, even if he had a strong ability to survive, it would be difficult for him to avoid the inevitable possibility of hypothermia——
There is no fire, the temperature in the forest drops suddenly, their whole body is not only soaked, they have no dry clothes. It’s also impossible to do any exercise to warm their bodies back up quickly with this kind of thunderstorm.
Ke Ji gently pinched the back of Lu Liran’s neck in a comforting manner, feeling the tense body of the man in his arms, he sighed, lowering his head to restrain his desire to hug him tightly and hide him in the safest place.
“It’s so cold.” He softened his voice, with a hint of coquettishness that he didn’t feel comfortable with. His steel blue pupils were full of pleading, and he whispered to Lu Liran, “Come closer.”
Lu Liran took a deep breath, how should he deal with this tall and burly man who obviously pulled him into his arms very forcefully, but blinked and looked aggrieved and pitiful?
It was the first time that Lu Liran was hugged by a man, and he was so breathless that he couldn’t beat him.
He raised his eyes and glared at Ke Ji viciously, and another extremely bright lightning flashed across the sky, reflecting Lu Liran’s slightly distorted face covered with scars, coupled with the expression, there was a weird atmosphere of a horror movie.
Ke Ji lowered his head innocently, not knowing whether it was intentional or not, the tip of his nose lightly rubbed against Lu Liran’s forehead.
Lu Liqing smashed the connector between the light screen and the light brain because of excessive force, so much so that he had to fix the connector for himself in a hurry while staring at the live broadcast room, otherwise he would not be able to send a barrage.
I’m so angry, I’m so angry, that Ke family boy, sure enough, has ill-intentions!!
[Aaahhhh, although this is the scene I’ve been looking forward to for a long time!! But now I am only worried about whether the two of them will be struck by lightning, aaahhh]
[Will they be struck by lightning for showing love?]
[No…it’s a lightning strike in a physical sense!!! The weather is too bad!!]
[Seriously, it feels so unsafe to hide anywhere QAQ]
Sunnyshies: Warning!! Warning!! Warning for animal cruelty! Poaching! For the next part of the chapter!!
Hahahaha taking advatage to eat tofu
big bro lu raging over ke dog’s action😭😭😭
😂 Ke Meiran became = Ke Dog 👏👏👏 *wheezing to death right now *
I saw the chapter say ‘the ninety sixtb day of hoarding money for cubs’ and i was like. Damn what we’re at 99 already?
You work so fast, translator! !!! They meet poachers??? I’m so excited to see them catch them tho
oops, I just copy paste that one, forgot to change the number.
You’re fine, I didn’t want to plint it out blatantly and I wanted to say thank you for the translations! I’m really looking forward to when Lu Liran finds out what actually happened and accepts Ke Ji, though that might not happen for a while
I honestly am really looking forward to Dog Ke’s identity being revealed and the live broadcast room going viral but I am even more concerned about WHEN THE FLIP IS LU-GE GONNA GET DAT FACE REVEAL????? LIKE BRO ITS RAINING!!! TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY (also the face that I’m listening to rain added music audios just sounds so comforting not at all like the rain of our Lu-Ge)
Also thank you very much translator-sama for translating this piece of art for us (ㅅ´ ˘ `)
Thank you for the chapter!
Eating tofu in such a weather
Thanks for the chapter
Ke Ji, let’s snuggle. Lu Liran, growls and tries to bite…. Lmao. Thanks for the update 🤣❤️🤣❤️⛈️
Although I know it’s better to stay warm this way, I am starting to dislike KJ. He’s taking advantage of LLR, and it’s obvious that LLR doesn’t want to be touched in this way by KJ.
KJ hiding his identity now is just disgusting. I know heats and stuff are normal, but imagine if someone’s hiding that they were your one-night stand, and is still trying to get together with you. It’s creepy.