[I knew it!!!! The Weather Bureau has issued an alert!!!]
…
Lu Liran used a thicker piece of wood as the main beam, cut out gaps in the wood, and then stuck other thinner pieces of wood and dead branches on it. With a few simple efforts, a prototype of a simple slope shed is built.
The slope shed is erected about half a meter above the ground, and the side of the slope is covered with fresh coconut leaves.
Coconut leaves are shaped like natural funneling eaves, with slightly higher sides and a slightly sunken center stem.
The typical pinnate broad leaves allow rain and morning dew to slide down the thick and long stems naturally.
In this way, Lu Liran doesn’t have to worry about getting wet from the rain after sleeping until midnight.
[Obviously, I saw how the anchor did it with my own eyes…but I still couldn’t help it, seeing the finished product: Fuck, he actually made it!?]
[The newcomer who just entered the live broadcast room said that, among other things, this anchor’s hands-on ability is really strong]
[Brother Lu is an anchor with a lot of surprises in store for us]
[In Brother Lu’s live broadcast room, you can not only see the unique survival skills, but also simultaneously enter food broadcasts, miracles of nature, animal world documentaries, etc.]
[Laughing, true]
Lu Liran tried to lie into the shed. Lu Liran stuffed himself into the slope shed more than half a meter and there was still some space.
“Ha, it’s very comfortable.” Lu Liran let out a satisfied sigh, and stretched his waist vigorously, “I really want to lie down like this, but I can’t do it now, at least I have to light a fire.”
Lu Liran sighed and struggled to get out of the slope shed.
He brushed the sand off his body, then turned and walked into the jungle behind him again.
Not long after, he came back with a bag full of pine needles and dead branches.
“Scattering some pine needles out and spreading them in my hut will make this sand less unpleasant.” Lu Liran spoke.
Large clumps of dried pine needles, fluffy and dry, were piled up in the slope shed and covered with a layer of water-insulating coconut leaves, which, at a glance, looked as if it had been covered with a three-piece bedding set.
[Looking at it like this, I immediately have a desire to live in it!!]
[It has the feel of a deserted island homestay! —— Queen of Hearts gifted the anchor 1x Sukiyaki pot]
[Laughing to death, did Brother Lu hear that! Learn more about deserted island homestay tourism? Starting a new business?]
Lu Liran settled the hut where he was going to stay tonight, then turned around and lit a fire beside the hut.
Flint is a good thing, even in the dry place of the Salba Desert, it’s not easy to start a fire without a flint.
The air on the island is humid, and it is time-consuming and labor-intensive to drill wood to make fire, so this time Lu Liran replaced the canteen with a flint.
As for drinking water, the most indispensable thing on the islands along the Barents Sea is coconut palms.
“To be honest, the green coconuts on the tree are much stronger than the old coconuts on the ground, with more water and more nutrients. But now I don’t have much strength to climb such a coconut tree that is more than ten or twenty meters high, so let’s make do with these old brown coconuts falling to the ground today.”
There are many overripe and fallen coconuts under the coconut trees on the beach. Lu Liran picks and chooses: “This kind of overripe coconuts will fall naturally, and most of them will be cracked. As long as the flesh inside is white and has no bad smell, it can still be eaten.”
Every time he picked up a coconut, he would smell it under the tip of his nose. If he was lucky enough to find an unsplit coconut, he would throw it back into the shed.
“Hiss, this is obviously not edible.” Lu Liran sniffed it closer, and immediately frowned and threw it away, looking like a cat that had stepped on a mine.
He picked up half a dozen, he went back, calling it “take it when you see it”.
[He did not move everything! This doesn’t look like Brother Lu’s style, ah]
[Hahahaha, what is Brother Lu’s style? Bandit style?]
[The upstairs is correct]
[Especially for the pies that fell for free, Brother Lu actually only took six or seven, it’s too little]
[Maybe it’s too heavy?]
[Brother Lu’s muscles are not just for show!]
Lu Liran looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room and shook his head. He couldn’t help laughing, and said: “There are always free pies in the sky. Picking coconuts under the coconut tree is risking your life.”
“Such a coconut weighs at least three or four catties. If it is dropped from the top of a tree 20 meters high, it is enough to kill a person.”
[No way. Aren’t there coconut trees all over the vacation islands? I’ve never heard of anyone being killed by coconuts.]
[Row, the anchor is scaring people]
Lu Liran shook his head helplessly. Just as he was about to explain, there was a sudden and heavy muffled sound from less than ten meters behind him, which made him subconsciously jump a distance before looking back.
Behind him, he saw a new coconut smashed down on the sandy beach that he had cleared. The coconut shell cracked into three or four petals, creating a round hole more than ten centimeters deep.
[Fuck!! It was only a minute or two before and after!!]
[Ah this!? It will really kill people!! It’s not an exaggeration to smash your head!?]
[Why has there never been such an accident on the resort island…]
[Fuck! Brother Lu just casually jumped four or five meters away! His jumping ability is amazing!]
[23333 Brother Lu is like a cat which tail has been stepped on]
Lu Liran was really taken aback, he didn’t expect such a small probability thing to happen to him.
He even observed the coconut trees above his head in advance, picking the ones under which there were fewer old coconuts.
Lu Liran exhaled with lingering fear, and had to admit that he was really lucky.
“It’s not that there are no such accidents in the resort area, it’s just that they are negligible. Because the coconut trees in the resort will be managed by special personnel, they will be picked before the coconuts are fully ripe to avoid such accidents.”
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
“But spare me, there are a few accidents every year where coconuts hit people, only not so unlucky as to hit the red center so squarely on the head.”
[There is no free lunch in the world, draw the key points!!]
[Let’s stop questioning the anchor, okay, the anchor has not missed it so far]
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Lu Liran finished drinking in one gulp with his head raised, his Adam’s apple rolled up and down, coconut juice overflowed, and slid into his quick-drying collar along his beautifully curved neck.
Lu Liran let out a breath, after such a long time of physical exertion, being able to replenish the sweet coconut water so happily is definitely a very comfortable thing in wilderness survival.
He wiped the corners of his mouth and tried to scrape off the white layer of coconut flesh with a dagger.
“These ripe, brown old coconut meat is very hard and tasteless, but even so, there are not so many conditions to pick and choose when surviving in the wild.” Lu Liran pounded the coconut meat as he spoke.
“What’s more, compared to some of the food I’ve eaten before, it’s already pretty good. At least it’s not that difficult to swallow.” Lu Liran dug out a strip of white coconut meat and stuffed it into his mouth. It was not as tender and fragrant as green coconuts, and it tasted like a dry candle.
“The coconut meat is very old.” Lu Liran commented, “But don’t underestimate the coconut meat. The rich protein and fat they contain is no worse than a fist-sized steak.”
Lu Liran opened three coconuts in one go, and watched the sunset by the campfire nearby, not to mention how pleasant it was.
[Help, Brother Lu, this is really a good vacation!! I was moved by seeing this!!]
[This must be the most comfortable live broadcast since Brother Lu started broadcasting XD]
[I feel that Brother Lu can live broadcast for a few more days, the little days here are good, hehe]
[Watching Brother Lu gulp, gulp, gulp, makes me really want to by coconut-flavored nutritional supplements]
“I was lucky. The island I found happened to have coconut trees. If there were no coconut trees, life on the deserted island would be infinitely more difficult.” Lu Liran glanced at the live broadcast room and said.
“First of all, coconut can provide me with essential drinking water, and coconut milk is rich in potassium, which can supplement the potassium that I lose quickly when I sweat.”
“Secondly, coconut meat itself is a filling food.”
“The coconut shell can be used as a vessel to boil and heat food to avoid bacterial food poisoning infection. If necessary, I can even use it to make more things, such as a raft.”
“Even those old leaves and stems, the fibers that are slowly rubbed down can be used as ropes and primers for lighting a fire.” Lu Liran sat, hugging his knees by the fire, he fiddled with the bonfire with dead branches from time to time, and said in a leisurely manner.
He raised his eyebrows slightly and looked at the drone: “Although the sea is cruel and ruthless, nature is a generous giver, as long as you know how to use these things.”
[I suddenly feel that I wasted eating coconut in ordinary times]
[I’m different, I can’t even afford coconuts]
[Knock! How does the anchor know everything! —— MountainCaveMan gifted the anchor 1x Sukiyaki Pot]
[It’s all notes, take notes!]
[If there is no coconut tree…that’s another story]
Lu Liran smiled slightly and nodded: “Indeed, if there is no coconut, I’m afraid I’m still looking for something to eat at this time…”
As he spoke, he suddenly paused and his face changed slightly.
Hell, he forgot someone.
Lu Liran suddenly got up from the beach and hurried to the other side.
[Eh, eh, eh? What happened to Brother Lu???]
[Why did Brother Lu suddenly start running?! Fuck it, it wouldn’t be a tsunami, would it??]
[Ah??]
[With Brother Lu’s luck…it’s hard to say]
Lu Liran said hastily: “I forgot about Ke Ji. I asked him to go to the reef to get some catches, but he hasn’t come back so far. I don’t know if something happened…”
He spoke hastily, but before he ran too far, he bumped into Ke Ji striding towards him.
He stopped halfway through his words, his expression still a bit unsightly.
[Scared me to death, I thought it was something, we almost lost Ke Meiren, hahahahaha]
[The beauty is miserable, he was forgotten by Brother Lu for two hours]
[There is no sense of existence 🙂 —— Big Brother gifted the anchor 1x Buddha jumping over the wall]
Seeing Lu Liran running towards him, Ke Ji couldn’t help showing a bright smile.
He strode forward to meet him, and showed his harvest with a smile.
Lu Liran leaned over to look, opened his eyes slightly, it was much better than he imagined——
Not only several oysters, there was even a giant swimming crab that was not small in size and looks quite fat, and six or seven small silver fishes.
The two large pincer claws of the Giant Claw Crab were like two large pikes, as big as an adult’s fist.
In Desolate Star, Giant Claw Crabs are often used alone on the dinner table of rich people, which is a very delicious and expensive seafood dish.
Now this giant swimming crab was tied up by Ke Ji with bark fibers, and the few small fishes are also strung on their bodies in a row, and seven or eight big oysters were wrapped in wide leaves. Meanwhile Ke Ji could easily bring these things back in one breath.
No wonder it took so long for him to come back. Lu Liran looked at Ke Ji’s clothes again, they were half wet and not dry, he should have caught them in the water just a few moments ago.
“I saw a few small crabs in the reef, and I caught them and ate them without filling my stomach, so I simply smashed them up and sprinkled them in the sea as bait, and I caught something.” Ke Ji said to Lu Liran with a smile.
Lu Liran looked at the other party a few more times in surprise, and nodded slightly: “Good job.”
The two returned to the camp before the sun completely set. The fire in the camp was burning. Lu Liran roasted the oysters and the small fish in three coconut shells, and then processed the giant crab.
“Have you eaten yet?” Lu Liran asked Ke Ji while processing.
He drew his dagger and removed the pincer claws of the Giant Claw Crab in three or two strokes, then pried open the crab shell, and the yellow crab yolk inside was appetizing to look at.
“Not yet.” Ke Ji said.
Hearing this, Lu Liran turned around and opened the remaining coconuts, and handed them to Ke Ji: “Here, drink some coconut juice first, scrape the coconut meat and eat some by yourself.”
Ke Ji slightly bent his eyes: “Thank you.”
Lu Liran snorted: “You brought these back, let’s call it even.”
In fact, the roe of oysters and giant swimming crabs can be eaten raw. The quality of the sea water here is very good, and the oyster meat is very tender. However, since there is a ready-made fire, Lu Liran prefers to eat warm cooked food.
Not long after, the oyster shell, which was originally tightly closed, was scalded open, revealing the fresh, white and soft meat inside.
Lu Liran picked out the internal organs with a knife, and the rest were edible. Each oyster is yellow and very fat, and its juice overflowed.
The two shared the oysters, which had the salty taste of seawater, and because they were cooked in coconut shells, they also had a little coconut fragrance, which was very delicious.
After the small fish is cooked, they can even chew and eat the fish bones. If the head of the fish is hard, just take it off and spit it out.
The oysters and small fish were cooked quickly, and the giant swimming crab was not yet cooked with its hard and thick shells, so it continued to cook slowly with the two halves of the coconut shell.
The two held a coconut each, and while waiting for the giant swimming crab to be cooked, they drank coconut milk and smashed the coconut meat, and watched the salted egg yolk sunset on the opposite side. The magnificent dusk of the entire Barents Sea was in front of their eyes.
[So cool and happy!!!]
[Ahhhh, this is delicious too!! I’m so sour!!]
[I must say! Where is survival in the wilderness!! Obviously a honeymoon!!]
[Honeymoon? Something is wrong with you upstairs (dog head)]
[√ ——UKW gave the anchor 5x Buddha Jumping over the Wall]
[Who is honeymooning with whom? Don’t talk nonsense, where’s the room manager? This is not forbidden? —— Big Brother gifted the anchor 1x Buddha Jumping over the wall]
[Tsk, the local tyrant upstairs is so annoying]
[I’m dying of laughter, that’s an only fan, right? Brother Lu also has an only fan, not bad, not bad]
[The local tyrants upstairs might as well go to the forum to solicit votes for Brother Lu, Brother Lu is only a thousand votes away before he can move up one place]
[Where? Show me the way—— Big Brother gifted the anchor 1x Buddha Jumping over the wall]
As Lu Liran said before, the sun here goes straight up and down, and it gets dark very quickly.
As soon as it got dark, only the flames were left to reflect the faces of the two, and the drone was switched to night mode.
“The moonlight is so beautiful tonight.” Ke Ji said.
Lu Liran glanced at him, and twitched the corners of his mouth: “Beautiful?”
While talking, a thick cloud slowly floated over, half-covering the moon.
Ke Ji：“……”
Lu Liran stretched his waist, he fiddled with the crab shells twice with a branch, and said: “It looks like there will be rain at night. If the rain is heavy, these empty coconut shells will soon be filled.”
Hearing this, Ke Ji looked at the slope shed that Lu Liran had built, and couldn’t help frowning: “If it rains, will you sleep here?”
“It’s rainproof.” Lu Liran snorted, dissatisfied with Ke Ji’s questioning.
He pulled the crab shells a few more times and saw that the crab shells were cooked red, so he took them out with two thicker wooden sticks and urged: “Eat quickly, then rest after eating.”
Ke Ji was a little helpless, and said softly: “I’m just worried that the shed will be crushed by the rain.”
“To underestimate the shelter I made, unless it’s a strong tropical cyclone above level 4, this shed can withstand most of the heavy rain.” Lu Liran narrowed his eyes and lifted his chin slightly.
“Where do you sleep tonight? Where’s your tent?” Lu Liran raised his eyebrows and looked at Ke Ji.
Ke Ji let out a “huh” and after thinking about it, he set up a compressed tent next to Lu Liran’s slope shed.
As soon as his compressed tent was opened, the two-person luxury tent immediately made Lu Liran’s slope shed extremely shabby.
Lu Liran’s face darkened instantly.
Seeing this, Ke Ji touched the tip of his nose.
[Laughing to death, hahahahahahaha, the beauty is really here for vacation!]
[The life-saving comparison is so tragic, hahahahaha]
[Brother Lu’s small shed feels pitiful]
[Brother Lu: smile gradually disappears]
[Beauty will be sent home tomorrow by Brother Lu]
[The Ke family kid is very bad—— Big Brother gifted the anchor 1x Buddha Jumping over the wall]
Lu Liran felt that the giant crab in his hand was no longer fragrant, so he glared at Ke Ji, and after dinner, he went into his small slope shed.
“Like this kind of fancy holiday tent, it just looks good, but its supporting structure can’t support the power of a level three tropical cyclone. If the storm is stronger tonight, let’s see what he will do.” Lu Liran said.
Ke Ji nodded and agreed without any objection: “Yes, yes, I hope the wind and rain will not be too strong tonight.”
——Although Ke Ji knew very well in his heart that the compressed tents he brought were all military-grade, even if a super typhoon of magnitude seven or eight struck, they would not be crushed.
[Hahahaha, Beauty, your flattering appearance couldn’t be more obvious!]
[Brother Lu always has to repay being provoke]
[Maybe the Beauty is here to invite Brother Lu, hehehe]
[Think beautifully—— Big Brother gifted the anchor 1x Buddha Jumping over the wall]
Lu Liran ignored Ke Ji, then gestured to the drone with his eyes, and showed the comfort and warmth of his shed by the way: “Although the sparrow is small, it has all internal organs.”
[Brother Lu is right!]
[Hehehe, Brother Lu who is secretly competing is so cute www]
[Brother Lu is fine, we don’t have to compare with high technology, in terms of pure labor in the wild, Brother Lu is always the master! —— SaltedFish YuYu gifted the anchor 1x Buddha Jumping over the wall]
“To summarize briefly, today is the first day that I have fallen into the Barents Sea as I mimic a shipwreck survivor. I crossed the ocean for three or four nautical miles, and then passed through fierce and turbulent rip currents, and finally landed on an uninhabited island. ”
“I set up a beacon fire high up on the island, then built a shelter for the night tonight, ate a few coconuts, and had a nice seafood dinner.”
“Now I will spend the first night on the island in the small shed you have seen. My pilot has warned that there is a strong tropical cyclone warning nearby. And looking at the night just now, I’m afraid there will be heavy rain tonight.
“I hope my shelter can survive this heavy rain. So that’s it, today’s live broadcast ends here, thank you for your rewards, thank you for paying attention to the live broadcast room, and it will start again during the day tomorrow.”
Lu Liran held the handles on both sides of the drone, and after summing up today’s experience, he was about to turn off the drone.
[Aaahhh, please don’t turn off the live broadcast, I want to see if Brother Lu will encounter a big typhoon tonight!]
[+1! ! I want to see if Brother Lu’s small shed can hold up!]
[I pressed a white truffle to bet that Brother Lu would definitely hit it]
[Coincidentally, I bet on this too]
The corner of Lu Liran’s mouth twitched, this group of people…
“Even if a tropical cyclone is going to visit here, it won’t be now, usually in the middle of the night, are you sure you want to open it? I’m going to sleep.” Lu Liran raised his eyebrows, implying that he would not accompany them to chat.
[This anchor is very tempered…cough]
[Brother Lu earns his living as an anchor, not by chatting with you~ Brother Lu, you can do whatevery you want! We don’t care!]
[+1 I can see Brother Lu sleeping!]
[I’m ready to put the light screen on the side of the bed. Rounding it up, Brother Lu and I share the same bed (dog head)]
[What a clever little ghost, I learned √]
[Can’t!!!—— Big Brother gifted the anchor 1x buddha Jumping over the wall]
[No—— UKW gifted the anchor 5x Buddha jumping over the wall]
Lu Liran heard that there were several special effects of Buddha jumping over the wall in his live broadcast room, and couldn’t help but twitch the corner of his mouth. Only then did I realize that on the list of local tyrants in the live broadcast room, there were two more bigshots who gave Buddha jumping over the wall.
This name made him speechless——
Big Brother? Taking advantage of him? Lu Liran decided to cancel this round of thanking the golden masters.
But since the fans made such a strong request, Lu Liran simply complied. Anyway, sleeping with him didn’t matter much.
[Great!! —— 1M Points gifted the anchor 100x rice grains]
[I feel so spoiled by Brother Lu, refill!!!—— Queen Of Hearts gifted the anchor 1x white truffle]
[Hey, hey, hey, it’s only a light screen away from sharing the same bed with Brother Lu√—— Brother Lu’s leg pendant gifted the anchor 1x Top-quality Wagyu Beef]
After Lu Liran agreed, he turned his head and adjusted the drone to mid-air. The angle of the slope shed almost perfectly covered Lu Liran.
“Good night.” Lu Liran said abruptly, not sure if it was for the live broadcast room or Ke Ji.
Ke Ji was still sitting on the edge of the bonfire, the corners of his mouth curled up when he heard this, and he said in a low voice: “Good night.”
Lu Liran turned his back to Ke Ji, and after hearing the man’s response, he squeezed a little further into the shed, slightly curled up his straight and slender legs, and slowly closed his eyes.
[QAQ This is probably the closest and farthest I have ever been to Brother Lu’s sleeping face]
[Begging for solitude…]
[Kuku]
[Forget it, hang here first, and wait for an early warning from the Weather Bureau. If there’s a situation, watch the live broadcast room again]
[Learned √]
Lu Liran fell asleep very quickly. After a day of high-intensity consumption, his body was already protesting.
After hearing the sound of even breathing from Lu Liran’s end, Ke Ji also went back to his tent.
Toward the middle of the night, the rain began to sound outside, and it grew denser and denser, splattering on the tent like small hailstones.
Ke Ji suddenly opened his eyes, he hurried out of the tent, and saw that the branches of the big trees outside were blown off and were in a mess.
Looking at Lu Liran again, Lu Liran’s small shed is still struggling.
Lu Liran obviously woke up a long time ago, and the live broadcast room was not as lively as at three or four o’clock in the middle of the night——
[I knew it!!!! The Weather Bureau has issued an alert!!!]
[Fuck, Brother Lu’s small shed hold up??]
Lu Liran gritted his teeth, and was close to cursing in his heart, just by feeling the wind speed and rainfall outside, to say the least this has to be a category 5 intense tropical cyclone!
“Lu Liran!” Ke Ji’s voice broke into Lu Liran’s ears, his vision was blurred by the rain, and when he looked up, he saw a figure approaching.
I love how caring and worried he is, while still always keeping a distance in order to make Lu Liran as comfortable as possible.
I find very touching how respectful and understanding Ke Ji is </3
Thank you so so much for the chapter Sunny, your work always makes me a little bit happier! ♡
Of course it had to be a category 5…hahahaha. Thanks for the update 🤣❤️🤣❤️⛈️
COME ON ITS RAINING JESUS CHRIST JUST DO THE GOD D@MN FACE REVEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!