[Brother Lu is coming! Level 1 alert for all staff! Prepare the boss’ money well!]
…
Early the next morning, Jin Fei was still preparing breakfast for the two young masters in the kitchen. Lu Liran leaned against the sliding door of the kitchen with the little boy in his arms, who was announcing his decision to leave for the amusement park today.
Jin Fei was taken aback for a moment, feeling like he was being pranked.
A place like an amusement park seems to be isolated from them.
He asked again as if confirming: “Really? Amusement park?”
“Yes, yes.” Lu Ziqian sat in Lu Liran’s arms and nodded vigorously, “Uncle Jin is going too!”
“I’m going too?” Jin Fei was surprised and looked at Lu Liran.
Lu Liran nodded as a matter of course: “Of course it’s time to go out and have fun together. You have been in Desolate Star for a few years, and I haven’t seen you go out, so it’s time for a change of atmosphere.”
Jin Fei smiled: “It’s also very fun to accompany the little young master at home.”
“Then I’ll prepare the little young master’s lunch box first…” Jin Fei continues to lower his head and get busy.
Lu Liran hilariously stopped him and said: “What lunch box are you preparing? Today is all for relaxing and playing. You should also lose your status as a housekeeper and nanny. Is there still a lack of food for the little guy in the amusement park?”
“The restaurants in the amusement park are expensive…” Jin Fei said subconsciously, seeing Lu Liran raised his eyebrows with a smile yet not a smile, he swallowed the rest of his words. But the young master earned 3.5 million star coins yesterday, so it’s different now.
Lu Liran chuckled and said: “After taking advantage of capitalism, we are also rich, so stand up straight.”
Jin Fei laughed when he heard this.
The child, Lu Ziqian, looked at Jin Fei and then at his own Papa. For some reason, both of them were smiling, but they’re also “hehe”,smirking.
The little guy happened to be teething recently, and when he grinned, he showed white and tender gums like rice grains. With today’s yellow bee-like hoodie, his cuteness is doubled.
“Jin Fei, go and change your clothes, and then we’ll set off.” Lu Liran pouted his lips towards Jin Fei, while gently teasing the cub’s chin with a little baby fat with one hand, which made the child keep dodging with silly smiles in Lu Liran’s arms.
“Good, young master.” Jin Fei simply tidied up the kitchen, then quickly changed into a black pullover shirt and jeans, and came out.
His whole person looks a few years younger than usual.
Lu Liran almost forgot that Jin Fei’s real age is actually only in his forties, and now that interstellar people generally have a lifespan of 200 to 300 years, he’s still young.
“Since we’re going to an amusement park, the clothes I wore before were a bit serious, as if going there with them would look out of place.” Seeing that Lu Liran and the little boy were looking at him, Jin Fei was at a loss, and explained embarrassingly, “Looks okay? Shall I change it again?”
Lu Liran immediately said: “I think it’s pretty good. What do you think?”
“I like it so much!” Lu Ziqian immediately expressed his love with actions, and stretched out his hands towards Jin Fei, asking Jin Fei to hug him.
Lu Liran: “……”
Jin Fei took over the soft and fragrant cub, and heaved a sigh of relief, thinking that his clothes did not match his temperament, and that the little young master would find it strange and would not dare to approach him.
When the little young master was still in nursery class, Jin Fei saw a little boy when he picked up the little young master. Because his father changed his hairstyle, he was so frightened that he cried and refused to let his father hold him.
Jin Fei couldn’t figure out the children’s brain circuit, and only hoped that his little young master would not have this trouble.
It’s alright, it’s alright, his little young master is extremely smart, he deserves to be the young master’s cub.
As soon as the two went out, Lu Liran looked up and saw that the room opposite the door was wide open. The furniture inside had been brand new, but the broken high-rise windows and the outer wall of the door could not be repaired so quickly.
There was no one in the door for a long time, and it was unknown where Ke Ji ran off afterwards.
Lu Liran looked back and didn’t think about that person again.
“Zai-Zai is going to play in the amusement park! Papa will start a live broadcast and record it, okay?” On the airship heading to the amusement park, Lu Liran asked the little guy with a smile.
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
“Qlii Ijl-Ijl jqqfjg bc atf ylu rmgffc?” Oe Ildljc yilcxfv jcv jrxfv meglberis.
Oe Olgjc qjerfv, tf bglulcjiis kjcafv ab mbvf atf ilaaif ues, yea Oe Ildljc rffwfv fjufg ab ags.
He asked: “Do Zai-Zai want to appear there? You will be seen by many people, you know, oh.”
“Qjca!” Ktf mtliv gfrqbcvfv klatbea atlcxlcu. Lf jikjsr rjk tlr Ujqj bc atf ylu rmgffc, jcv atbeuta atja la kjr j nfgs qbkfgoei atlcu ab yf jyif ab jqqfjg bc atja ylu rmgffc, la’r atf xlcv atja mjc yf rtbkc boo ab oglfcvr.
It doesn’t matter if he’s seen by many people he doesn’t know, anyway, he will meet many people he doesn’t know when they go to the amusement park.
Little Zai-Zai felt that there was no problem at all.
Lu Liran heard his words and rubbed the little guy’s golden hair: “Okay.”
If someone dared to comment on Lu Ziqian, he estimated that Jin Fei would immediately ban that person permanently.
“Will Uncle Jin appear on the big screen?” The child asked again.
Hearing this, Lu Liran looked at Jin Fei, asked for his opinion, and added: “If you don’t want to appear on camera, the camera ball can avoid you, it doesn’t matter.”
Jin Fei smiled gently and said: “Of course, I have no problem.”
Lu Liran was relieved, and when he reached the gate of the amusement park, Lu Liran released the live broadcast drone into the air.
The currently live broadcast room theme——
[ Unprofessional extra broadcast: Myriad Simulated Wilderness Area]
——Because the contract with the research institute has not yet been signed, Lu Liran has not put the joint name of the cooperation between the two parties on the title of the live broadcast room.
This time, Lu Liran did not put on notice and just started live broadcasting in the amusement park, so no one knew about it, not even Lu Liran’s manager knew that Lu Liran would start broadcasting suddenly.
Wan’t he a man full of question marks about amusement parks? Why did he suddenly come to the amusement park! Really unpredictable!
Although there was no notice and no one was watching, to those who followed their anchors, there will always be the platform’s warm reminder. In addition, once someone in the fan group yelled, everyone would rush in immediately.
[Aoaoaoao, what did I see!!? Brother Lu has really started broadcasting!?—— TwoEyesAnxiousToLearn gifted the anchor Sukiyaki Pot]
[Unprofessional extra broadcast…hey, hey, hey, what does this title mean]
[Brother Lu actually didn’t announce this time! Almost missed it!]
[Front row aahhh, Brother Lu, I am your new desert fan! Please recognize me! —— fence gifted the anchor 300x rice grains]
[Brother Lu, where is this? Looking at the background, there seem to be many…people???]
[There are actually a lot of people!! Important point, people!! This is so abnormal!]
The live broadcast room became hot very quickly, and the number of people online exceeded a thousand in a few minutes.
Lu Liran looked at the drone and smiled slightly: “Unprofessional extra broadcast, hello, everyone, I am Lu Liran, a wilderness survival expert. But today’s live broadcast has nothing to do with survival in the wild. If some audience wants to watch survival in the wild, then you can leave the room first.”
Listening to Lu Liran’s opening remarks, Jin Fei opened his eyes slightly, how could the anchor’s first sentence be to drive people out first…
As expected of his young master, he is unique.
“As you can see, there is Xingmei Amusement Park behind me.” Lu Liran said, walking towards the gate of the amusement park with his son in his hand.
The entrance of the amusement park was made into the mouth of a shark. Little Zai-Zai smiled “hehe”, then took Lu Liran’s hand and whispered: “Papa gave Zai-Zai fish teeth of this kind of fish.”
Lu Liran glanced at it, and was slightly surprised. That was when the little guy was less than a year old, and the only time when he went out to sea with a team of bounty hunters. He became a sea hunter once, and brought back the teeth of the megalodon as a trophy for the cub.
Since then, he never thought of going to sea again, not because he didn’t dare, but mainly because he didn’t have the money. First of all, there must be a ship that can withstand the strong winds and waves in the sea, and a ship with excellent performance must be at least a million. This does not include maintenance and repair costs.
He didn’t expect Lu Ziqian to remember the memories of that age.
Lu Liran was both surprised and delighted, which meant that the little guy’s mental strength must be very superior.
“That’s right, those are the fangs of a megalodon shark. Zai-Zai still remembers, Papa is very happy.” Lu Liran generously rewarded the little guy with a kiss.
The child, Lu Liqian, blushed shyly, and stood in the line tightly against Lu Liran’s thigh.
[!!! Wait a minute, the cub called Brother Lu papa!?]
[Brother Lu actually has a cub?! My teenage dream is broken]
[I got to see such…such gentle Brother Lu for the first time?! Are you really that man?! Are you that anchor who survived in the wilderness of Arlok and Salba before? No!!!?]
[I’m gone. The wild and ruthless Brother Lu from before is already my favorite, I never expected that such contrast with Brother Lu would be even more fragrant, aaahhh]
[Help, why is this cub so milky and shy!!! Is he really Brother Lu’s cub?! Their personality is completely different ah!]
[Does no one care about what the cub and Brother Lu said? Brother Lu! Gave the cub! Megalodon teeth! I suspect that Brother Lu himself caught the spoils]
[Fuck, your suspicion is very reasonable, Brother Lu would not buy it specially!]
[Megalodon!! Only one was caught a few years ago! You can’t even buy it even if you want to! Did Brother Lu actually participate in it?!]
[Brother Lu yyds——broken sound.jpg]
Lu Liran paid attention to the live broadcast room, and found that no one made any negative comments, and his smile became even more obvious.
“Today we came to the amusement park, first of all, to satisfy the little guy’s wish to experience the jungle and volcano in several simulated environments.” Lu Liran looked at the camera of the drone, “This is also the current main entertainment facility of Xingmei Amusement Park. Let us see whether it is undeserved of its reputation.”
Jin Fei tilted his head and laughed lightly.
Lu Liran raised his eyebrows and asked Jin Fei: “What are you laughing at?”
“You sound like you’re looking for trouble.” Jin Fei coughed lightly.
Lu Liran: “……”
[Laughing to death, I didn’t think so, but when he said it, it made me feel that way]
[Hey, hey, hey, who is this handsome guy!]
[Hiss, why is Brother Lu surrounded by little brothers!]
[Although, he’s not as stunning and good-looking as Ke Meiren, he’s still worth watching! He feels like a soldier brother!]
[He has this inexplicably reliable feeling!]
After the two entered the amusement park, they went straight to the simulation area.
“I’m sorry, because you didn’t make an online reservation, you need to queue up on the spot to pick up the number. There are currently 3211 tourists ahead of you, and you are expected to wait another three hours. Have you confirmed your ticket collection?” Asked the robot at the entrance of the simulation area.
Lu Liran didn’t expect this to happen, and the two adults who obviously lacked experience in playing games blinked blankly, and still took three on-site tickets.
“Ah, this…” Lu Liran opened his mouth and coughed lightly, “Then let’s go play something else first.”
“I think there are few people over there, so there should be no need to line up.” Jin Fei said after scanning around.
Lu Liran nodded immediately, then lowered his head and asked the child: “What do you want to play?”
“Play anything with papa~” The little boy said in a childish voice.
Lu Liran was attacked by sweetness, he squatted down and kissed the little guy on the cheek: “I love you.”
“Zai-Zai loves Papa too!”
[Although Zai-Zai is very cute, what kind of horror is running to a place with few people, hahaha. The lack of people is not because it’s boring!!]
[Laughing to death, haha, Brother Lu’s honey jew straight man’s logic, if he goes out with his mate, he may be scolded]
[Wait, I seem to know where Brother Lu and the others are going…looking forward to it!!]
[Ah? What, what, put an ear here]
In front of them, there was a land-slide about 60 meters long, with an obtuse angle of nearly 110 degrees. Occasionally someone would show up on the start line at the top of the slide and head down.
Usually, they don’t run a few meters before they even roll and crawl down.
The introduction sign on the side of the land-slide reads: Challenge the downhill and run the 60 meters land-slide! Winners will receive 5,000 star coins! But whether life or death, regardless of injuries, those who try pay one hundred star coins first and sign a life and death certificate.
Lu Liran twitched the corner of his mouth, that’s it?
“Wow, it’s so high and scary.” The child, Lu Ziqian, looked up at the long land-slide, and couldn’t help opening his mouth wide.
Jin Fei heard his words and said: “The young master ran higher and steeper than this.”
“Papa is the best!”
Lu Liran smiled lightly when he heard his words, and asked Lu Ziqian: “Do you want to see it?”
The little boy opened his eyes wide, he grabbed Lu Liran’s sleeve and asked in a low voice: “Is it dangerous?”
“Not at all.” Lu Liran smiled.
When the child heard this, his eyes lit up immediately.
Seeing this, Lu Liran went straight to the end of the line and lined up.
There were about a dozen people in front of Lu Liran, but it took only a few tens of seconds for one person to go up, and most of them rolled down after going up. Very efficient and the line moves quickly.
There was a small group of seven or eight young people in the waiting line in front of Lu Liran, all planning to go up and try.
“This has been raised from 1,000 star coins to 5,000 star coins! No one has been able to run down yet.”
“I ran two-thirds of the time last time. This time, I can definitely do it!”
“Cut, the last third is the hardest, okay. The speed is so fast that you can’t even keep up with your legs.”
“It’s too difficult. Who designed this challenge? I think it’s a deliberate scam.”
“Then you are still sending money quite happily?”
“You can’t run down, but someone must be able to run down.”
“Who?”
“That anchor, my Brother Lu!”
Lu Liran listened to the unconcealed discussion of the group in front of him, and the corners of his mouth twitched. He has this inexplicable feeling of social death.
[Hahahaha, the fans in front, take a quick look behind you! Your Brother Lu is right behind you!]
[Thank you, Zai-Zai for allowing me to see Brother Lu challenge parkour. The dream this child casually mentioned eight hundred years ago has come true!!]
[Thank you, Zai-Zai!]
[Thank you, Zai-Zai!]
[Brother Lu, the Great Demon King is coming! Level 1 alert for all staff! Prepare the boss’ money well!]
Zai-zai is so precious and sweet, I can’t
Zai zai fan club. I like tha Liran and Jin Fei dress him up in cute clothes. 10/10.
I mean- the author did mention that Lu-Ge got a kind of fetish on buying cute animal clothes for his cub, like man I would too, I would too…
I like that I can tracking your binging speed from your comments lmao I’m dying
Good for you sister, good for you XD
».. but they’re also “hehe”,smirking.« missing space
».. and it was unknown where Ke Ji ran off afterwards.« off to (?)
»TwoEyesAnxiousToLearn gifted the anchor Sukiyaki Pot]« 1x Sukiyaki Pot
Haha, those fan(s) in front, just take a look behind you and you’ll be shocked lololol
Thx for the ch ٩( >ヮ<)۶
Teen fans in front will be shocked soon… Thanks for the update 🤣❤️🤣❤️
I happy that the fans finally get to see Lu Ziqian and coo over his cuteness.
Thank you for the update 🙇♀️
Thank you for the chapter
Ack, how will I have the heart to save chapters, when Zaizai is here acting cute!!!!
The gap of strong tough wilderness survival anchor and smol cute baby is amazing lmao. The memes from this would go “Get you a man whovcan do both” lol
And even better, unsuspecting people in front praising him hahahahaha! Time to conquer this theme park!
Not enough of zai zai 🥲. Thanks for the chapter!
Ah im living in a dream. Zai zai my baby so sweet so precious (〒﹏〒) i hope this amusement park would last ten chapters