Zai-Zai: “Next time, we should put on a sack and beat him when no one is around.”
…
The small group in front of Lu Liran all overturned.
The person, who claimed to have run two-thirds last time, hadn’t even managed to run ten meters this time, and just slipped and rolled down.
“Pei, pei!” The man spat out the soft sand at the bottom of the land-slide, and was greeted by the kind of ridicule from his companions in disgrace, he snorted and said, “It’s too difficult, ah. It’s simply not something a human can run down in one breath without falling!”
In order to appease his frustrated companion, the fan who had shouted “Brother Lu can do it” didn’t mention Lu Liran again this time, and comforted his companion with a few words, and the group of young men, who were disheartened by the fall, planned to leave
Lu Liran has just signed the “Life and Death Certificate”.
The staff in the land-slide area were about to put a safety rope on Lu Liran, but Lu Liran refused.
He frowned, and pulled the so-called safety rope twice with some disgust.
One end of the safety rope was tied to the machinery and equipment at the starting point. Although it doesn’t seem to affect the balance, and it’s also a layer of protection, for Lu Liran, no matter how subtle the influencing factors were, they will have a great role in such a test of skill.
“No safety rope?!” The staff couldn’t help but stare at Lu Liran with wide eyes when they heard such a request for the first time.
The safety rope is indeed optional, but after receiving so many tourists, the staff has never seen anyone who chooses not to use it.
He has seen quite a few people who made various demands before the challenge, and almost all of them asked him to fasten the safety rope, or repeatedly confirm whether the safety rope would work, but Lu Liran was the first one who directly asked to give up using the safety rope.
He couldn’t help but confirm it again: “Really don’t want it? You are responsible for the consequences. It has nothing to do with the amusement park or the project party. There will be no compensation.”
Lu Liran nodded impatiently: “Finished? Is it okay now?”
[Hahahahaha, its seems like a college graduate returning to kindergarten, and then being warned by the teacher to be careful when playing on the slide]
[Brother Lu’s violent admonished, hahaha]
[Is the boss ready for the small money?]
The staff took a step back and nodded: “You can do it anytime, then you do the mental preparation and give me a signal when you’re ready.”
As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Liran nodded to him and made a gesture.
Before the staff could react, they saw Lu Liran leap down lightly, landing on the ramp two or three meters below.
The staff hurriedly “clang” the gong, signaling the challenger to start the challenge, and then he lay down on the top of the slide and looked down in novelty.
He had never seen such a decisive and daring challenger before, and he was even a little worried belatedly, he couldn’t be some guy trying to commit suicide, right?!
The sound of the gong immediately drew back the previous challenger group, and the group couldn’t help but stop leaving and look back at the huge 60-meter slide.
On the slide, a figure like a black dot was sprinting down at an extremely fast speed.
“This buddy is so ruthless ah, he runs so fast!”
The “two-thirds” little brother stared wide-eyed, and raised his arms excitedly, and said: “No! You see, he didn’t tie a safety rope at all!”
“Dang, really?! This is the responsibility of the amusement park, right?! How come the safety rope is not even tied on?!”
“No…actually the challenge itself is to be able to choose whether or not to use a safety rope, does anyone still remember?”
“…but who wouldn’t use it, ah??? Do you really not want your life??”
Just as the group was discussing fiercely, another gong sounded, but this time, the sound was a series of “clang, clang, clang”, as exciting as the sound of war drums that only appeared in musicals.
Challenge succeeded!
“Fuck! He ran down!”
“The challenger for the 60-meter slide has appeared!!”
“What the hell! Who is it?!”
A group of young people curiously gathered around the rest area at the bottom of the slide, and saw a man with his back facing them, and a man and a child stood beside him, who looked like a family of three.
“That back looks familiar to me.” Lu Liran’s wild fan said.
“Come on, who do you know that I don’t know? How can anyone run down like him without a safety rope?” The “two-thirds” little brother spat at this.
“…Brother Lu?!” The wild fan called out tentatively.
Lu Liran subconsciously turned around.
“!!! Damn it!!! It’s really Brother Lu!!” The man screamed and grabbed his companion excitedly.
Lu Liran froze slightly, he never thought that he would bump into fans in the live broadcast room in the amusement park.
“Brother Lu! I really like watching your live broadcast! I’m your die-hard fan!” The man approached Lu Liran excitedly. He swallowed nervously, then stretched out his hand tremblingly and asked, “Can I shake hands with you?”
Lu Liran: “……?”
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Lu Liran was silent, and his ears turned red. Why is this person’s focus so strange!
Seeing that his companion was still intoxicated in front of Lu Liran and refused to move his feet, the group blocked the person’s way, and a person in the group quickly grabbed his friend, and then said to Lu Liran: “Sorry, sorry for bothering you, I will take this shameful guy away first.”
“I say, you are too wretched ah, relying on yourself as an Omega to take advantage of others and eat the other person’s tofu. Tsk, tsk, I didn’t expect you to be suck a fan.”
“…I’m not, I didn’t. I just couldn’t help it.”
The corner of Lu Liran’s mouth twitched, he looked at the group of people walking away quickly, and couldn’t help being a little amused.
“Those big brothers all like Papa, right?” Lu Ziqian raised his head and asked Jin Fei.
Jin Fei nodded, and said with great certainty: “Yes, they are all young master’s fans.”
“Fans…” The child was puzzled, can they be eaten?
If Jin Fei knew the little boy’s frightening thoughts, he would definitely correct him in horror.
Lu Liran received a certificate of success from the staff, but Lu Liran returned it because it was useless.
Instead, Lu Liran stuffed the challenge money of 5,000 star coins into the belly pocket of the child, Lu Ziqian’s little yellow bee, and let the little guy keep it.
Lu Ziqian’s eyes widened, he immediately covered his belly carefully, and bent slightly, like an old hen about to hatch an egg, with a particularly cautious look.
Jin Fei looked at Lu Liran dumbfoundedly, then at Lu Ziqian, then hesitantly lowered his voice and asked Lu Liran: “The little young master is still so young. Isn’t it bad to hand over such a large amount of cash to the little young master?”
Lu Liran tilted his head slightly, looking a little puzzled: “When I was his age, my dad would always put thousands of change in my big brother’s and my clothes, but nothing happened, so it’s fine.”
His big brother always stuffed his thousands of star coins into his pocket. The three heads tall little Lu Liran ran around carrying tens of thousands of cash every day, like carrying a heavy sandbag.
Jin Fei choked when he heard his words, what kind of parents would let their cubs carry so much cash!!
Lu Liran rubbed his cub’s soft hair, he smiled and said: “It’s good to cultivate the little guy’s sense of responsibility.”
The child immediately promised: “Zai-Zai will definitely not lose the money!”
As he spoke, he held his stomach and carefully guarded the money inside, which was so funny that people couldn’t help laughing.
Seeing this, Jin Fei had no choice but to say nothing, and silently followed Lu Ziqian closely.
[I knew it would be easy for Brother Lu to get a challenge money!!]
[Five thousand star coins, wow! This is too cool!]
[But letting the little guy keep it all is too overbearing, isn’t it?]
[Brother Lu, what are you talking about, you had so much pocket money when you’re a child?!! I’m so sour, Brother Lu turns out to be a rich man!!]
[No, ah. If Brother Lu was rich, he wouldn’t dress so shabby every time…]
[Laughing to death, pretending to be Versailles? If the anchor is so rich, he should set up a serious team for himself, which is not as naked as it is now]
Jin Fei paid attention to the remarks in the live broadcast room, and couldn’t help frowning, his hands that wanted to ban an account began to get restless.
Lu Liran carelessly pulled Jin Fei and said with a smile: “I was quite rich before, although I have a bit of money now, compared to the huge sum of money to be delivered in the future, I am indeed still poor.”
Jin Fei pursed his lips and gave up his black thoughts to give warning.
He looked at Lu Liran, and from his previous actions, he could tell that Lu Liran must have been born in a very wealthy family. Otherwise, ordinary people might not even be able to wear the complicated dress sent by Rocke Feller, let alone wear it with such a distinct temperament.
When Jin Fei thought of this, he felt a little sad. To Lu Liran, falling to the Desolate Star should be like the difference between heaven and hell, right?
[I just like Brother Lu being so honest!]
[Did you get bankrupt? Hey, there are too many middle-class people who went bankrupt because of the war, distressed wave]
[Speaking of which, Brother Lu was nominated for the list of popular anchors on the platform before? If he can advance to the top six, it seems that he can have a guaranteed bonus? Let’s give Brother Lu a lot!]
[Yes, I need to make numbers for Brother Lu!]
[Volunteering to be a voting worker without emotion]
[Come on, Brother Lu is now at the bottom, and there are three days before the voting deadline!!]
[Go!!]
Lu Liran didn’t have much interest in the ranking bonus mentioned in the live broadcast room. He had seen it before, the guaranteed bonus was only 10,000 to 20,000 star coins, and he was reluctant to even advance to the audition.
Among the twelve anchors in the voting list, he has the lowest number of votes, only double digits, while the others started with three digits. Lu Liran doesn’t think there is any point in doing this kind of voting at all.
But since everyone in the live broadcast room was going to make a fuss, Lu Liran didn’t pour cold water on them, but said: “Thank you for your support, the most important thing is to participate.”
[No no no! I see that one or two betas in the beauty section can be overwhelmed by Brother Lu. Can’t look past it, must fuck them!]
[Yep! How can our high-quality anchor be overwhelmed by the noobs in the beauty section?]
[Sisters follow me!]
The corner of Lu Liran’s mouth twitched, seeing this, he simply stopped being entangled in this topic.
“Which one will play next?” Lu Liran asked Lu Ziqian.
The little boy tilted his head and thought for a while, then leaned over to Jin Fei to look at the map of the amusement park.
He considered it carefully, with a small face like a big kid, he finally pointed to a big pendulum, then looked at Lu Liran expectantly, and asked childishly: “Can Zai-Zai play with that?”
“Then let’s play this.” Lu Liran said.
He picked up the little guy and strode towards the big pendulum.
The big pendulum is also a challenge point. There are three challenge points in the entire XingMei Amusement Park. The challenge amount for the Big Pendulum was higher, being pulled up to 15,000 star coins, which made it more difficult.
Under the big pendulum there is a small safe pendulum for children to play with, which is slightly higher than ordinary swings.
Lu Liran put the excited little Zai-Zai on it.
Once the small pendulum swings, it takes five minutes, with the Nursery rhymes, beep beep beep.
Lu Liran stood with his chest folded and watched. The two sides of the small pendulum were covered with ivy-like vines, which was cool and refreshing. Many parents also stood there waiting.
“Papa!” The little guy called Lu Liran excitedly, waving his little lotus-like arms in the small pendulum.
“Ah, the cub is so cute, is this yours?” An Omega parent standing next to Lu Liran saw Lu Ziqian, and couldn’t help but bend his eyes, looking at the little guy with maternal love.
“He’s mine.” Lu Liran replied.
That Omega looked back at Lu Liran subconsciously: “The little guy is so obedient. You educated really, really, really, eh——!”
The Omega hit the line of sight of Lu Liran, took a sharp breath, then took two steps back in fright and fell to the ground with his buttocks.
He had never seen such a terrible face!
Lu Liran didn’t take it seriously when he saw this. He had seen a lot of people who reacted like this. He held out his hand slightly to the other party politely, he raised his eyebrows and asked: “Do you need me to help you up?”
“No, no, thank you very much…” The Omega replied with a trembling voice.
Lu Liran withdrew his hand calmly.
The other children who were also sitting in the small pendulum also noticed the little chaos on the parent’s side. The children who saw Lu Liran’s face all screamed, and the small pendulum suddenly became chaotic.
The cub of the Omega, who fell down, thought that his Papa was being bullied, and immediately screamed angrily: “You monster, don’t come near my Papa!”
The Omega was taken aback, he quickly scolded his cub, and apologized to Lu Liran in embarrassment: “I’m sorry, I’m sorry…”
As soon as he opened his mouth, he heard another chaotic scream from the small pendulum, and even the staff had to force the small pendulum to stop.
He saw the little boy, who just screamed and roared, was punched in the face by the little child, Lu Ziqian, and was trying to break free from being stuck in his seat with his teeth and claws.
As soon as the small pendulum stopped, all the safety measures were released immediately.
Lu Ziqian nimbly jumped out of his seat, and slammed onto the little guy with tears in his eyes. On the one hand, he beat the big boy who was several years older than himself without hesitation:
“No! Calling my! Papa! A monster! I’ll beat you!”
The surrounding parents and staff were dumbfounded, and Lu Liran was the first to react. He quickly ran over to pick up his little boy and put him on his shoulders. He looked at the big boy, who was pinned down and beaten up, and saw the big boy crying from the beating, he didn’t know if he was injured.
[…OMG? There are some wonderful, some cool and some funny things going on]
[As expected of Brother Lu’s cub!!! Well done!! Even if that brat is big, he can still beat him! Nice!!]
[That bear child deserves it a little bit. I think he’s in preschool, right? He’s so rude, sooner or later, he will be beaten by society]
[Now it’s just our cub’s little milk hammer, it’s cheaper for him]
[What a bunch of face pleasers, I’m pissed off! Brother Lu ignore them!]
The Omega came back to his senses, and quickly ran over to pick up his own child.
Lu Liran looked down at his own cubs, and asked in a low voice: “Have you been bullied? Have you been injured? Where does it hurt?”
With tears in his eyes, Lu Ziqian tightly hugged Lu Liran’s neck, he lowered his head to Lu Liran’s forehead, sobbing softly: “Stop playing games, they’re all bad guys.”
Jin Fei also hurriedly stepped forward to help check, his little young master was not injured at all. At most, his little fist turned red from hitting hard.
After all, he was a cub who was occasionally taught to fight by Jin Fei, so there’s no problem.
It was the big boy, who was beaten. Lu Liran sighed softly in his heart, he walked over, and asked: “How’s he? If he needs to be checked, I will send you to the hospital.”
“He scolded Papa! Don’t send him to the hospital!” Lu Ziqian raised his head angrily, and stared fiercely at the boy across from him with tears in his eyes.
The Omega checked him with a headache. The most miserable injury in his own cub, that is, the corner of the mouth was cut and blood was bleeding, so there was really no need to make a fuss about it.
After all, how much strength can a cub who is only three or four years old beat their seven-year-old cub? In the final analysis, his cub was the first to speak out, and it didn’t make sense at all.
Before the Omega had time to reply to Lu Liran, his own Alpha rushed over. After a simple and rough understanding of cause and effect, the man pressed his own child to apologize to Lu Liran and Lu Ziqian.
“I’m very sorry, it’s my big cub who is wrong.”
Lu Liran twitched the corner of his mouth, he looked at the boy who was rubbed on the ground by his cub, and asked again: “Is there really no need for checkups?”
“No need, how much strength can your little cub have, how can such a cute cub hurt someone when he hits someone.” Alpha waved his hand.
He checked him just now. Although bruises appeared soon, he definitely didn’t have any internal injuries, it’s just a little bit of flesh and blood, and their big cub deserved to have a little bit of suffering.
Lu Liran coughed lightly, and looked down at Lu Ziqian. Although his cub was small in size, he was quite strong. However, he also took a rough look during the Alpha’s examination, and it was indeed not to the point of going to the hospital.
Since the person’s parents also said so, Lu Liran nodded his head, apologizing to each other and taking a step back.
The big cub pursed his lips and was made to apologize by his own Papa. He wiped the broken skin at the corner of his mouth, he waved his hand vigorously, then wiped the blood on the climbing vines beside him, and muttered softly: “I was wrong. But your kid shouldn’t hit me either!”
The big cub was held down by his father and beaten again.
“Zai-Zai, apologize.” Lu Liran twitched the corners of his mouth, and gently stroked the back of his own son’s head, “What should we do next time?”
Lu Ziqian looked at Jin Fei and puffed out his mouth aggrievedly: “Next time, we should put on a sack and beat him when no one is around.”
Jin Fei stared wide-eyed, he covered his mouth and bent over coughing.
“Zai-Zai is joking, next time we should be reasonable.” Lu Ziqian shivered when he met his Papa’s stern eyes, and hurriedly kissed Lu Liran flatteringly, then looked at the big boy, and stretched out his hand, “If you apologize to my Papa, I will apologize to you.”
The two children maintained their superficial reconciliation for a short while, and then quickly parted ways, begging their papa to leave here.
Lu Liran helplessly walked away from the big pendulum area with his family very pampered and rogue little guy in his arms.
No one noticed, just where the big cub was standing, the climbing vine that was rubbed with blood drops slowly protruded out again, like a thin emerald green snake, and finally retracted slowly without a trace.
Lu Liran glanced at Jin Fei, who was coughing and blushing, and felt a bit funny but a little helpless: “What did you tell this little thing?”
“Uncle Jin didn’t say anything, Zai-Zai learned it by watching TV.” The child, Li Ziqian, whispered protectively, “Zai-Zai is just trying to scare him, won’t really put on a sack.”
Lu Liran kissed the little guy rewardingly: “Zai-Zai protected Papa, Papa is very happy, thank you baby.”
The child blushed and also stuck to Lu Liran.
He continued in a childish voice with a sense of justice: “Uncle Jin said that there must be a reason for beating someone, unless the person has done something wrong and refuses to admit it, and he must be beaten openly, and no petty tricks are allowed.”
Uncle Jin also said, if you fight in a group, you have to catch one of them to beat to death, at least you wouldn’t suffer such a big loss. But because of the cub’s keen intuition, he didn’t say the latter.
Lu Liran: “……”
Jin Fei turned his back and coughed again.
[Laughing to death, what kind of treasure is Uncle Jin, hahahahahaha]
[I like√ I agree√]
[Zai-Zai really relied on his own strong three views to not look crooked, hahahaha, the cub’s confession]
[If I was there, I would definitely beat that brat up! What’s wrong with you, ah, don’t your family educated you]
“It’s about time, let’s wait in the wilderness simulation area.” Lu Liran said, holding the little guy and walking to the final target area of today’s amusement park.
Not long after they left, Ke Ji hurried to the big pendulum from the other end with two men in black windbreakers.
One of the men said in a low voice: “Your Excellency, the energy fluctuation of the devil vine emanated from here just now.”
Ke Ji looked around, and there was a bustling scene of people everywhere.
“Hiding in the amusement park is really a big trouble…” He frowned slightly, and suddenly his eyes stopped, and they stopped on a very familiar figure from the back.
Sunnyshies: Edited! I’m re-reading many of my “already” read novels recently. It’s fun to re-read them, I already forgot about the plot, so its like reading new novels, but with predictable plotlines, and I’m particularly focused on E-sport and gaming themed webnovels…
I dunno, if you guys know, but its harder to translate gaming novels than cultivation novels. I’ve tl-ed gaming-romance novel before, Unfortunately, Not a Grown Up, it has few readers and ratings in NU, but I think this novel is pretty decent. But really, I don’t know how many times I hesitated translating the gaming parts. There were a lot of jargons which have to be precise when searching on the meaning of the word. The hard part was if the gaming terms used by the author were in abbreviation. Tl-ing the nickname, code name, or the game ID is toxic too…
Anyway, CG has a lot of gaming novels, and they’re all particularly very good too. After expedience thing sufferings of tl-ing gaming novel once, I was at awe at those translator, esp those who manage to complete a whole series.
So, I just finished “Later, He Became A Royal Healer” and was not reading “My teammates are all crazy“. All recommended. Read these two if you haven’t read them yet. The first one is already complete!
Thank you for the chapter and have a nice dreams.
‘Put them in a sack’ ! That was great.
Hoping someone reminds me to read this again once the family is reunited
Thank you for the chapter. Wishing you good dreams.
Baby Fan here!
The devil vine is bad news
Thanks for the chapter
Oh dang the devil vine, papa Ke please terminate it!
Little Zai-zai childhood education is solid, uncle Jin is awesome!
waiting for the chapter where zai zai sees ke ji and goes “papa look, the pretty uncle” in front of everyone🤭❤️
Thank you very much!♡♡♡♡
My Teammates Are All Crazy is great but hasn’t been updated in 5 months…
Devil vine … what’s up with whose blood … what, what, what!? Thanks for the update 🤣❤️🤣❤️🤣❤️
».. I didn’t expect you to be suck a fan.« such
».. his black thoughts to give warning.« a warning
»Which one will play next?« will you/we
Zai-Zai won’t lose the money, but he beats up others and wants to eat a speciality called “Fan”. xDD
Oooh, the Devil Vine is here!!
Thx for the ch ٩(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )و
Our zai zai is so clever and cute! So well behaved and extremely well educated by uncle jin😂 an that ducking vine stay aeay from my babies.
damn kinda waiting for Ke Meiran, Lu-Ge and Zai-Zai to go face to face at the park so the fans could see the genes…