The Uncanny Valley Traveling GuideCh37 - Midnight Happy Show (12)

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Chen Feiluan’s mental value plummeted in an instant, and after another loud slamming sound on the door, he was shocked into retreating back while gasping for breath. mQZgy

Happy Dawson’s laughter was wild and unrestrained; even through the door, his sharp voice was still penetrating people’s eardrums: “Little rabbit, be good, open the door quickly. Mommy is here to take you home!”

“We can’t sit still,” Bai Jingxing quickly stepped forward and supported Chen Feiluan’s unstable body. “The reception room is too small; if the door is knocked open, we have nowhere to retreat!”

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“Then what should we do, strike first?” Du Zijun alternatively swung both of his guns, which were fully loaded with bullets, and said, “This door will definitely not last for three minutes. Let’s make a decision: should we throw her out or take her to escape?”

Li Tianyu’s face turned pale. She clenched the weapon at her waist and shouted in a panic: “No…don’t give up on me! I don’t want to die yet!” 4QqcK7

“Rescue if possible.” He Qin looked indifferent. “The second world is too tricky. If the difficulty increases by 10% due to a desire for overnight peace, the road ahead will only become increasingly difficult.”

“Ah, got it.” Du Zijun responded and turned around.

Wen Zheliu made a prompt decision: “Then two people will first attract the boss’s attention, two people will escort Li Tianyu to escape, and the remaining three will act separately to interfere with the boss’s prediction. Xie Yuanyuan, you will follow Li Tianyu alone. If we don’t manage to stop the boss, after he catches up, you can try to assassinate him once. If the assassination fails and the situation reaches an irreversible point…”

Xie Yuanyuan, who was suddenly named, was stunned and waited for a while, but before Wen Zheliu could finish the sentence, he couldn’t help asking nervously, “The situation has reached an irreversible point; then what?”

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Wen Zheliu said in a low voice, “…… Then change the target of the assassination and aim your hidden blade at Miss Li.”

The banging on the door became more and more violent, each time deafening, and accompanied by Happy Dawson’s deranged laughter; however, there was a moment of dead silence between the players.

Li Tianyu’s lips trembled, her eyes filled with fearful tears, and she was unable to utter a single word.

Xie Yuanyuan was taken aback and refused at a loss: “No, how can this be…how can this be!” LZGVvM

“It’s a good thing to let her go cleanly and with dignity.” Du Zijun said calmly, “Don’t make a fuss.”

Bai Jingxing sighed and said, “Alright, now we don’t have time to be sentimental. Everyone cheer up! The first two people who will attract the boss’ attention…”

“Assign one with the strongest combat power, and the other should have a tacit understanding with him.” Lin Miao spoke quickly.

Du Zijun answered, “He Qin, you and Wen Zheliu will go together.” mNMK2a

He Qin resolutely refused: “No, I can stay; he has to go.”

“I can!” Wen Zheliu quickly retorted, “I won’t be afraid of him!”

“Don’t be stupid; I’d rather you interfere with him than let you stay here!” He Qin’s tone was rarely this serious and stern. “Baby, you listen.”

Bai Jingxing couldn’t stand it anymore: “…Okay, don’t argue! Then He Qin and I will stay here; our vice captain and Chen Feiluan will escort Li Tianyu; Miss Du; Xi Ling; and Wen Zheliu will act separately. If there’s any change, we will improvise! Now take your positions!” O9AL G

Wen Zheliu gritted his teeth. He ruthlessly turned his wrist, and the dark thorn at the bottom of the knight’s cane suddenly popped out and then retracted, making a deep, cross-shaped cut on the carpet and the floor.

“Come to mother’s arms, little rabbit!” Happy Dawson laughed hysterically. “You can’t escape from Happy Dawson’s palm!”

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“Open the door!” He Qin drew the long sword out of its sheath and hauled it with his hand. At that moment, the momentum was like a thunderbolt, shattering the two tightly closed wooden doors into pieces!

Bai Jingxing pulled the silver bow again, and in that instant, he released five shots of sharp light from his hand, blindingly soaring into the billowing smoke and dust. Du Zijin rapidly fired a series of bullets while Xi Ling fired poison arrows seconds after him. Wen Zheliu spinned his cane in a perfect arc between his palms, and then he swung it right on the head of the figure in the smoke and dust! 9HXUfj

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Bai Jingxing fired several arrows in succession, causing a sharp humming sound in the air. Happy Dawson’s body was twisted into an unbelievable posture in the blink of an eye, and everyone could almost hear the unbearable sound of the bones in his body, but the few arrows all missed and shot into the wall behind him instead.

He is like a stroke patient, with a strange angle formed between his head and shoulders and his arms forming an inverted arch, resembling two deformed wings that have been flipped back. One of the dark eyeballs was staring at the ceiling, while the other was turning diagonally, staring at the player in front of him with a crazy and morbid demeanor, and a bizarre smile couldn’t stop blooming on that long, pointed, jagged, miserable white face. mynb2R

“Happy Dawson is here to catch you…” He giggled and sprinted towards Bai Jingxing with a running method that used all four limbs to exert force at the same time. His hands and feet took turns hitting the ground, and the next second, Happy Dawson’s crooked and terrifying smile had already flashed in front of Bai Jingxing’s face!

“What…!” Bai Jingxing’s pupils suddenly shrank, and before he could react, Happy Dawson’s withered, sharp, and long ten fingers grasped his body and swung him back fiercely!

Bai Jingxing slammed into the wall of the corridor; his whole body was in severe pain as if his bones were crushed, and he spat out a big mouthful of blood.

At this moment, his HP has only 46% left. IdRkgG

He Qin is still fighting with the butcher. This monster is so strong that it seems like an unkillable NPC. Not only is it powerful, but it also has an extremely high defense. The flesh-cleaving, sharp knife that he wielded was turned into an unmatched divine weapon. Although he is not as superb in attack skills as He Qin, his recovery ability is extremely astonishing. His apron was covered with blood spattered from his wounds, but within a short while, the wounds caused by He Qin were all healed without leaving a trace.

At the critical moment, Bai Jingxing’s life was at stake; however, he could only watch helplessly as Happy Dawson’s dangerous smile got closer and closer to him.

Wen Zheliu’s running footsteps faltered, and Xi Ling hurriedly shouted, “What are you doing? Keep running! Even if they can’t beat them, don’t go there and give away a free kill!”

Wen Zheliu’s eyes were extremely determined, and he said softly, “Even if I die, I will die with him.” Uof4d

With that, he said in a stern voice, “Just go; don’t worry about me!”

At the moment when he aimed his attack at the boss, Wen Zheliu’s gaze was fixed, and everything around him seemed to have entered the bullet time that slowed down the flow rate of everything. Sawdust slowly rolled and flew out of the semi-cooled sticky pine glue; the smoke and dust close at hand expanded calmly and slowly bloomed in the air; the sharp cold light from Happy Dawson’s fingertips shone dully, approaching Bai Jingxing’s body inch by inch—

What is his weakness? What else should we start with in order to defeat him as quickly as possible?

Wen Zheliu’s brain was spinning, and in an instant, he suddenly remembered what He Qin said before… Yes, it was this sentence that made Happy Dawson’s laughing voice pause for a while. yFhGi3

“…but before slaughtering, it would be more convenient to gouge out his eyes and smash the root of his tongue…”

What’s so special about an ordinary personal threat? Could it be more worthy of his anger than Du Zijun’s extremely insulting and harsh words?

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Wen Zheliu made up his mind, he leaped up, his tongue like a spring thunder, letting out a shout: “Hey! Look here!”

Happy Dawson’s body didn’t move, but his crooked head “clicked” and he turned around. Wen Zheliu pressed the top of the cane with one hand, held the body of the cane with the other, and stabbed him hard in the head! JLU8Hs

The crazy grin on Happy Dawson’s face got even bigger. He quickly made a move where the distance between Wen Zheliu’s cane and his face was only a few millimeters away and firmly fixed Wen Zheliu’s attack in mid-air, making it difficult to move even a fraction.

“Look at what, just this?” He cocked his head.

A triumphant smile suddenly appeared on Wen Zheliu’s face.

“Yeah, just look at this,” he said. zZ6wpb

He fiercely twisted the knight’s cane, and there was an instant metallic sound coming from the machine. A twenty-centimeter-long cross-steel spike suddenly popped out like lightning, directly piercing Happy Dawson’s right eyeball and even further shattering the skull at the back of his head, splashing a cluster of black blood mixed with brain matter!

The pleasure of revenge filled his whole body. Wen Zheliu smiled cruelly: “How is it? It’s not bad, right?”

All this happened in a matter of moments. Happy Dawson’s expression stiffened, and he let out a piercing scream!

He frantically waved his hands and slammed Wen Zheliu away with one go, landing him on the carpet in the hallway and pushing him back a distance of nearly ten meters. gnOV8l

“I’m going to kill you! Ahhh, my eyes…” He shrank back in fear, covered his eyes, and looked around. “Master, forgive Happy Dawson! Master, forgive Happy Dawson! Ahhh, my eyes!!”

Wen Zheliu got up from the ground, coughed a few times with difficulty, and swallowed the faint fishy smell in his throat.

He Qin was right again… his weak points are his eyes and tongue. Since he uses his eyes to hint and his tongue to deceive, these two parts should also be his most valued and vulnerable parts.

Happy Dawson roared hoarsely: “Butcher! Catch him, catch him quickly! Happy Dawson has changed his mind; Happy Dawson wants him as a prisoner for the next issue!” K3GDck

He Qin secretly cursed in his heart. The butcher who received the order no longer focused on fighting the difficult enemy in front of him. He Qin sheathed his long sword and rushed out before the two monsters caught up. His body was like a leopard, and he immediately took Wen Zheliu’s hand and began to flee through the intricate corridors of the hotel.

“Why did you come over here!” He gritted his teeth and let out a low growl in his throat that resembled a beast: “Now others are safe, and the person in danger has become you; do you know that!”

“I’ve tried what you said; the weak points are his eyes and tongue!” Wen Zheliu shouted, “I’ll be fine; even if he changes his target to me, at least it’s more guaranteed than Li Tianyu!”

“Enough, shut up!” He Qin’s roar resounded through the entire corridor; the veins on his forehead throbbed. “If you really die…” lO7zpd

“I did this because you were in danger!” Wen Zheliu interrupted him recklessly with a stubborn expression: “If you really die, then what is the need for me to continue?!”

He Qin’s handsome face with sharp lines froze, his lips parted slightly, and he couldn’t think of words to respond to him for a while.

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At the same time, Happy Dawson was already running towards the two at full speed. His body was as fast as lightning, his limbs were stiff and twitching, his head was twisted into a grotesque curved arc, and with that crazy and sick smile, he was within reach in a blink of an eye, sticking firmly behind the two of them.

“Happy Dawson is here! Happydawson is going to catch you soon!” kF5ucS

His squeal was like a ghost howling, making the biting chill behind Wen Zheliu’s back even thicker. At this moment, he smiled instead.

“Brother, you take this.”

He Qin had never guarded against him, plus his hand speed was as swift as the breeze, and in the next second, he stuffed the thing into He Qin’s palm.

“What is this—” NGI06P

Before He Qin could finish speaking, the props in his hand were already glowing with white light. At the last moment, when he lost consciousness, he looked at Wen Zheliu in disbelief.

The boy’s smile was bright and hearty, like the shining sun.

“This is for you, brother.” He said with a smile.

[Item Name: Predictive Compass] nkvydd

[Grade: b-]

[Activation type: Instant activation]

[Cooling time: none]

[Attack Power: None] mYzECx

[Effect: Players can choose the target of this item. Before activating the item, the player must manually position it at a coordinate. After activating the item, the target can be transferred from the current coordinate to the previously positioned coordinate. There is no spatial distance between the two coordinates.

Note: This is a one-time-use item.

The number of people who can use this item is limited to one person]

[Equipment Level: 15] Xc5P8l

[Item Introduction: —Captain Jack Sp*rrow! There seems to be something wrong with your compass, it won’t move!

—Idiot, that’s the wrong one you’re holding.]

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After the white light flashed, He Qin’s figure suddenly appeared in the hotel room of the two, and then his body sank on Wen Zheliu’s bed—

—He Qin was teleported back to Wen Zheliu’s bed by the compass, which was the first coordinate he had set for the compass earlier. DLyeSY

He Qin stared fixedly at the crystal chandelier hanging from the ceiling, his left hand gripping the handle of the sword until it creaked, his glass-colored pupils and pale lips slightly trembling with fear. A few moments later, like a bloodthirsty and furious beast, he leapt up from the bed and ran wildly downstairs!

At this moment, Wen Zheliu’s situation is not good.

Teleporting He Qin to a safe place reassured him a lot, but it was also equivalent to losing a powerful helper.

“Disobedient children should be punished!” Happy Dawson and Butcher howled and chased after him. Wen Zheliu was running out of breath. His stamina was as low as 22%, and they almost caught the flesh of his back several times. 98l1nO

“Don’t run!” Along with the frantic scream, the butcher also kept throwing sharp knives at Wen Zheliu. His arms and thighs were cut, and there was a shallow gash on his cheek. In this case, he simply cannot resist….

“Ah!” There was another intersection in front of him, but he accidentally slipped on the carpet under his feet. Wen Zheliu stumbled briefly and alarmingly, just in time to avoid another strong wind coming from behind him. He fell forward uncontrollably, rolling and crawling under the effect of inertia into the corridor on the right—

—His heart sank suddenly; it was a dead end.

The pendant around his neck had been torn off by the attack just now. At this moment, it was lying alone on the carpet at the intersection, and the broken silver chain was emitting a faint light. OhQA 7

Wen Zheliu had no choice but to retreat slowly to the end of the corridor—he had no way to escape.

By this time, Happy Dawson had slowed down instead, grinning morbidly and tiptoeing toward the intersection.

“Little Rabbit~” His ending sound had a strange and sharp wave: “Happy Dawson is here…”

Before he had time to finish the sentence, his expression slowly changed. His eyes were wide open, and his forehead was lined with wrinkles. Under the light, he showed an extremely gloomy and irritated expression. 3d6zPA

The butcher raspingly asked, “What’s that sound?”

At the same time, they heard a light and pleasant melody echoing in their ears.

[Traveling on a trencher,

and dance on the dishes, hK05i7

My mother sent me some yeast, some yeast;

She softly beckoned me to go,

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and come back soon,

Those young men who scare me may hurt me….] EPsdw2


Translator's Note

Another game reference (Assassin’s Creed). It literally translates to sleeve sword in Chinese because it’s hidden in the sleeve, obviously, and is retractable. Just imagine Xie Yuanyuan in this get-up xD

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  1. I really like this dynamic!!!!

    Thank you for your translation 💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝💝

  2. Ahahah, we were all waiting for He Qin to play prince charming, but in the end he became the damsel 😂

    Hope WZL will be alright!!

    Thank you for the update! ❤️