The Theory of QueerbaitingChapter 34

CW: slight NSFW
It’s not heavily detailed, but the scene will be put in a dropdown so those who don’t want to read can skip 🙂


The two hugged and held hands in the alley for a while, and decided to go to a restaurant to eat. F3Ni1Y

They booked a small private room for a meal, and after the food was served there were only two people in the room, Duan Jiashu and You Xin.

Duan Jiashu immediately sat next to You Xin, took his hand and shook it, and then put it on his lap.

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You Xin looked funnily at the other, still with a shy face. “Why, you’re holding my right hand. How can I eat now?”

“I’ll hold your hand and my hand will feed you.” With that, Duan Jiashu picked up You Xin’s chopsticks and asked him, “Do you want some Mao Xue Wang?” WZGBKJ

“Yes.” As soon as You Xin he said that, he suddenly wanted to experience the feeling of falling in love like those naive school students.

Duan Jiashu took a piece of duck blood and fed it to You Xin, then wiped his mouth afterwards.

“Is the one I gave you particularly delicious?” Duan Jiashu stared at You Xin’s lips that were red from the spicy food.

“Yes.” You Xin nodded, but he choked because he couldn’t help laughing. “but it’s so spicy.”

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“Then I’ll give you some sweets and a piece of brown sugar rice cake.” Duan Jiashu took another piece of rice cake and fed You Xin. “Are you much better now?”

It’s probably that the Mao Xue Wang in this shop put too much pepper. You Xin, who often eats spicy food, couldn’t stand it. He still felt the burning in his mouth after eating the rice cake. You Xin frowned, “it’s still hot.” As soon as he wanted to pick up the water cup to drink, Duan Jiashu pressed his shoulder.

“Saliva can relieve spiciness. Let me help you.” With that, Duan Jiashu bowed his head and kissed You Xin’s lips.

You Xin was surprised for a moment, but he kissed back. He opened his mouth and felt Duan Jiashu’s tongue sticking in. After licking the painful and hot walls, it seemed that it was really not so hot. You Xin couldn’t help but suck and gently lick the other’s tongue with his own. Duan Jiashu was immediately stimulated by You Xin’s active behavior. He held You Xin in his arms and kissed him even deeper, and then kissed him on his neck along his chin. Originally, it was just a kiss to relieve the spiciness, but it immediately changed its flavor. RUAMjB

You Xin gasped and pushed Duan Jiashu away. “Not here. We’re in a restaurant!”

“Let’s go back and continue then. Let’s go back now!” With that, Duan Jiashu kissed You Xin on the lips and began to pack up and plan to leave.

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He put on his jacket, lowered his head to take You Xin’s lips in his mouth and sucked. Then, he lowered his voice in the other’s ear “Xin Xin, don’t you want to?”

You Xin was kissed till he was dizzy, and he subconsciously replied, “want to…”

You Xin doesn’t know how they walked back to the hotel. Anyway, he followed Duan Jiashu into his room. P7nSNh

Duan Jiashu didn’t directly push You Xin on the door this time. Instead, he took him in his arms and took a good look. Then he helped You Xin take off his clothes like he was opening a gift. You Xin gasped and blushed. He didn’t dare to look directly into the other’s eyes. When he took off his shirt, YTou Xin couldn’t help but hug himself. “I want to take a bath first.”

He raised his head to see Duan Jiashu’s eager eyes and hurriedly added, “I won’t wash with you though.”

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“All right.” Duan Jiashu curled his lips in disappointment, and then took a shirt from his wardrobe. “This is for you to wear.”

You Xin doesn’t want to go back to his room to get his clothes. If he is seen by someone, he may get exposed. He took Duan Jiashu’s clothes and unfolded them. He found it was a big T-shirt, so he asked the other, “do you have pants?” u3LqTt

“No.” Duan Jiashu shook his head solemnly.

“No? Then what am I gonna be wearing?” You Xin took the T-shirt and compared it with himself. Although it can cover his thighs, it was strange not to wear pants.

“Don’t wear it, Xin Xin.” Duan Jiashu looked at him expectantly.

You Xin glanced at the expression on Duan Jiashu’s face and instantly understood what was going on. He blushed and was embarrassed to ask again. He took his clothes and went directly into the bathroom. 3KRYN0

Duan Jiashu sat outside and stared at the bathroom door. After waiting for 20 minutes, he finally saw You Xin come out of it.

You Xin’s hair was a little wet, her face damp from the water vapor. His white T-shirt can cover his hips, and below was a pair of long and straight legs. Seeing Duan Jiashu staring at him, he was embarrassed and pulled down his clothes. As a result, his collarbones were exposed, which became more and more attractive. You Xin went into the bathroom and remembered that he didn’t change his underwear, but he was embarrassed to tell Duan Jiashu, so he didn’t wear anything. The more You Xin thought about it, the more nervous he became. He quickly bypassed Duan Jiashu and got into the bed, blocking his lower body.

“Go and wash.” You Xin said. He raised his head and looked at Duan Jiashu. He saw that the other was staring directly at him with his eyes shining. You Xin couldn’t help but get immediately stressed again. “Don’t look at me, go and wash!”

“Alright, Xin Xin, don’t worry. I’ll come back right away.” Duan Jiashu said, but he still stared at You Xin with a good eye and took off his clothes quickly. You Xin was caught staring by the other that he was about to explode. He immediately pulled the blanket to cover his face and buried himself in the quilt. VAJMWy

After a while, You Xin came out of hiding when he heard Duan Jiashu leave the shower. He gulped and realized that he was too hot and his mouth was dry, so he had to get up from the bed to drink some water. He drank the water, but he felt a little hot on his face. I don’t know if it will hurt. You Xin thought blankly. Now even if he didn’t want to admit it, he knew he must do the following. He had been the shou whenever he sold CP. At that time, he thought that the shou was very good for easily gaining fans. Unexpectedly, he walked too much and finally fell into a pit. This time, he couldn’t accept it. Thinking of this, You Xin suddenly felt a faint pain behind him, so he raised his hand and rubbed his butt.

At this time, the bathroom door suddenly opened and Duan Jiashu came out quickly. You Xin didn’t expect that the other would wash so quickly. As he was nervous, he accidentally got water on his T-shirt. The white shirt was thin and became transparent as it got wet. His chest became more apparent.

“Xin Xin, you are seducing me.” Duan Jiashu glanced at You Xin and came to a conclusion.

“I didn’t, I didn’t!” You Xin put down the water bottle and subconsciously hugged his chest, but it brought up the lower hem, which almost exposed his smooth butt. You Xin turned frantic. He didn’t know whether to cover the top or the lower part of his body. However, Duan Jiashu didn’t give You Xin too much time to choose. He held You Xin’s waist and picked him up and put him on the bed. Then the whole person covered You Xin. Cntbdr

“Xin Xin.” Duan Jiashu gently murmured You Xin’s name, then slowly lowered his head and held the other’s lips. You Xin shook and couldn’t help but hum. Duan Jiashu chuckled and kissed him for a while, then kissed behind his ear along the other’s cheek. At the same time, his hand ran across You Xin’s knee to the back of his thigh, and the place where the palm of his hand slipped brought goose bumps on the other’s body.


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“Xin Xin looks delicious today.” Duan Jiashu whispered to You Xin as he bit his ear. You Xin suddenly gasped for breath and then squirmed, saying, “What is delicious? You… Don’t talk nonsense.”

“Xin Xin’s ears are delicious, soft and elastic,” Duan Jiashu said and took a bite. “The small mole at the corner of Xin Xin’s mouth is also delicious.” He kissed You Xin’s mouth again. “I also want to eat Xin Xin’s little strawberries.” You Xin was seduced by Duan Jiashu went dizzy and unconsciously asked along, “Where do I have strawberries for you to eat?”

Duan Jiashu reached out and rubbed the clearly visible nipples under You Xin’s shirt, looking at him deeply. “Here.” You Xin instantly blushed with embarrassment, not only because of Duan Jiashu’s explicit words but because Duan Jiashu just touched his nipple and it stood up from sensitivity. You Xin bit his lips and didn’t speak. Duan Jiashu took it as acceptance. He licked his lips and stepped back. Then he lifted You Xin’s big shirt and put his head in. dYKdnt

You Xin was startled, he just wanted to raise his body a bit but Duan Jiashu pressed him back, next he felt his chest was wrapped in a wet and hot mouth, licking and biting with varying degrees of severity. He never knew he was so sensitive there, so he could only moan while holding Duan Jiashu’s head through a layer of clothing. At the same time he felt his desire below him being held by the other’s hand, jerking back and forth. You Xin couldn’t control himself and wriggled like a snake, then he felt Duan Jia Shu’s mouth and tongue slowly descend down his chest and finally embraced his hardening desire.

You Xin’s whole person bounced up and couldn’t help shouting, “No, don’t use your mouth.” But he was held down by Duan Jiashu. He felt like a fish lying on a chopping board. He could only moan tremblingly with the rhythm of Duan Jiashu’s movements. When You Xin’s mind turned white and released, he looked down at the other. Duan Jiashu’s throat moved and swallowed. You Xin looked at other’s actions, his heart was warm and almost speechless. Duan Jiashu seemed to feel You Xin’s mood. He raised his body and kissed You Xin again. The two exchanged a very touching kiss. You Xin learned from Duan Jiashu and also touched the other’s hard desire.

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“It’s so rough…” You Xin spoke out carelessly. He looked at Duan Jiashu with smiling eyes and blushed.

“It’s all for Xin Xin, so Xin Xin doesn’t need to be shy.” Duan Jiashu kissed You Xin’s ear and took out the lube and condoms from the bedside table. oaJQdw

After a difficult start, You Xin’s clenched teeth gradually relaxed. He felt a little pained at first, but it was better when Duan Jiashu entered. He just felt bloated. However, gradually, with Duan Jiashu’s actions, he slowly felt pleasure.

“Xin Xin, is that it?” Duan Jiashu felt that You Xin’s reaction had changed and immediately adjusted his pace. As his sensitive part got hit, You Xin’s hip couldn’t help moving, and his back immediately tightened. “Be lighter.” He hummed, but Duan Jiashu immediately got the meaning and dit the opposite, as he hit the spot roughly. You Xin immediately grabbed the sheet and shouted, and then his voice was scattered by the other party’s repeated actions.

“Xin Xin, you’re so tight inside. Relax. I can’t move.” Duan Jiashu said so, but the actions didn’t stop at all. You Xin’s voice gradually began to cry, “You… Too hard, I… I can’t stand it, sob sob..”

Seeing You Xin cry, Duan Jiashu pulled You Xin up and made him sit on his body, then moved, “Xin Xin don’t cry, I’ll kiss you.” Then he kissed You Xin’s lips and licked the tears off his face. fygkBC

Just the sitting posture made Duan Jiashu’s big thing go even deeper inside. You Xin gasped and shed more tears. He even felt it difficult to cry. He looked more pitiful and wanted to be bullied though, so Duan Jiashu didn’t stop until he shot in You Xin’s front. However, when he took You Xin to for a bath, he couldn’t help but make him cry again.


When You Xin finally lay in bed, he was too tired to speak. He was naked, hugged and kissed by Duan Jiashu from time to time. You Xin felt that he had a really exciting night, so he couldn’t help but feel some doubt. As soon as he thought of this, he asked.

“Duan Jiashu, how many times have you been in love before?”

“I only liked you, Xin Xin.” Duan Jiashu kissed You Xin’s nose again and looked at the other innocently.

“Then how can you do it with me… When you learn to do it so skillfully…” You Xin closed his mouth and said clearly that he couldn’t believe it. EvUNWt

Who knew that Duan Jiashu would not get angry, but get very happy instead. “Xin Xin, are you praising my technique?”

“Sort of… Sort of.” Although You Xin was embarrassed, he admitted it.

“It’s all because I studied hard that I can let you taste the fruit of this blessing. Wait, I’ll show you my notebook.”

You Xin was stunned and saw Duan Jiashu take out a notebook from the drawer. When he opened it, he saw that it was full of content. He casually turned over a few pages and saw a lot of things written on it, what to do the first time, which posture was easier, which kind of lubrication set was the best to use, the detailed steps for having sex between two men, and 100 kinds of kissing skills. You Xin looked at Duan Jiashu’s notes and feels that he has lost his language ability in an instant. NYZwLB

Duan Jiashu proudly told You Xin, “Since I found out that I like you, I thought of the importance of sex life. In order to get along with our body and mind more harmoniously, I began to prepare and learn this content. I reviewed them again last night. In fact, when we did it earlier, I’d been reciting the steps in my heart, so I didn’t talk much. Next time I will work harder! Aren’t I great!”

You Xin stared at Duan Jiashu for a long time without talking, and finally took the initiative to kiss Duan Jiashu’s mouth.

My boyfriend is such a weirdo, You Xin thought. I’m still so touched, even when I’m probably assimilated by him.


This NSFW scene honestly took a long time to find (I struggled along with everyone in the comments section, lol) because the author’s post wouldn’t show up on their Weibo page when I searched! Turns out the post had a different title, so after scrolling through the account like a stalker, I finally found the raws for the NSFW scene XD ahTkqB

Also, since the ending is approaching, I will be uploading 2 chapters a week every Sunday and Wednesday starting this week. So the next update will be on the 27th~

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Translator's Note

毛血旺 is a spicy soup with duck blood and beef

Translator's Note

红糖糍粑

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  1. Although I still think DJ is such a weirdo, I appreciate the initiative to study and prepare. he didnt hurt YX and even prepared supplies.

    thanks for the chapter <3