Pink.
Even the dark striped socks were turned into pink and white.
In an instant, the original dark gentleman’s formal clothes turned into a cute and girly style.
With the cub’s handsome features and those pretty little wings, it was simply ……
“Cutie cutie but no brainy brainy~”
In the game, the yellow-cladded little fairy tilted her head and concluded.
“Why does being cute mean having no brain?” The chubby little fairy couldn’t help but ask.
“Because it rhymes,” The yellow dressed one said in a serious manner.
Yu Xingqiao looked at the cub in the little pink clothes and couldn’t help but ask the system, “Don’t you have a dye function?”
[That is possible.]
Yu Xingqiao thought of something and suddenly said, “Forget it. Let’s see if we can learn from the Grand Elder later and save a fortune!”
[Bye!]
Yu Xingqiao finished teasing the system and went back to reading the plot.
This nonsensical behaviour of the Grand Elder had successfully removed his vigilance and hostility.
If he was really planning to do something to the cub, would he still need to dye his clothes first like this? Moreover, if he hadn’t knocked out the cub just now, there was no telling how much the blackening value would have increased by!
Speaking of the blackened value, Yu Xingqiao’s heart ached. He had a hard time clearing it back to 0 but it had +10 instead.
Later on, he must find a way to decrease his blackened value. For his assets that were deducted …… because he just spent 50,000 diamonds to buy his formal clothes, there were not many diamonds in his account anyways, and since gold is cheaper, just deduct ba.
In the game, the Grand Elder Fairy looked at the young boy lying on the ground and gently stroked his white beard, seemingly satisfied with this random colour change.
He nodded and said, “There, it’s finally acceptable to look at.”
However, the little fairies had a different opinion.
“Not yet, his hair is still black!”
“Yes, little fairies don’t have black hair!”
“Grand Elder, you should help him dye his hair green. Green looks good, just this colour on my clothes.”
At that, the Grand Elder Fairy looked at the little fairy’s green clothes and considered it seriously.
It was quite nice to look at.
But recalling something, he waved his hand again and said, “No, no. Last time I dyed His Majesty’s hair green, His Majesty almost burned me and to this day my wings have not grown back……”
“Grand Elder, didn’t you say that His Majesty didn’t burn you on purpose!” The chubby little fairy exclaimed.
The Grand Elder Fairy couldn’t help but stagger.
Realising that he had let his mouth slip, he quickly coughed a few times and said seriously, “Alright, I’ll take him back to rest. You guys go back to wherever you came from!”
When he finished, without caring about the little fairies’ protest, he waved his wand and a gust of wind blew from afar, causing the dead branches and leaves around them to circle around him and Jun Lu——
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An opened window looked out into the blue sky and a large field of beautiful flowers —— this was actually a small house built on top of a tree.
With a snap, the Grand Elder Fairy appeared in the hut, carrying the sleeping little boy in his arms.
He turned around and closed the window. Then, he waved the wand in his hand as if he wanted to cast a spell, only to frown and dispel it.
He first placed the little boy on a chair, then, he rummaged through the bookshelf and pulled out a wooden sign. Taking a feather out, he wrote on the sign.
Yu Xingqiao could only discern the words after he had the system translate it:
“The Grand Elder is not home today. There are some sweets in the house, quickly come and eat them, hehe ——” Then the little old man took the wooden sign and sneakily opened the door. He peeked his head out to look around and sweep around his surroundings with his spiritual power.
His house was built in the treetops and there were no neighbours around. Therefore, when he saw that there was no one paying attention to him, he secretly hung the wooden sign on the door and closed it.
The little old fairy came running back and picked up the little boy in his chair.
He went to the bookshelf and pulled out a few books in order. Only to hear a click as the coffee table in the centre of the hut shifted sideways to reveal a staircase leading down.
The little old fairy man descended the stairs with the little boy in pink in his arms.
After their figures disappeared below, a soft sound rang out, followed by the coffee table automatically returning back to its place without a trace.
Yu Xingqiao looked at his movement and felt a little confused.
Looking at the way the Grand Elder Fairy’s acted, he probably wanted to protect the cub and did not want the other little fairies to know about him.
Then why did he hang such a sign?
He was just about to manipulate his camera to follow them when he heard the sound of little fairies talking outside the house.
His heart fluttered. Fearing that the little fairies were going to wreak havoc, he decided to stay and take a look first.
Of course he didn’t completely trust the Grand Elder so he kept an eye on the cub’s blood bar. As soon as it starts to drop, he would immediately rush over.
“It’s so boring, is there anything fun to do today?” A boy’s voice rang out.
“A flying competition?”
“Don’t want to, it’s such a hot day. Fly for what ……” The boy’s voice suddenly stopped, followed by, “Look, there’s a sign hanging on the Grand Elder’s door!”
“Really ye, let’s go check it out!”
Yu Xingqiao manipulated the camera and moved it to the outside of the door.
Only to see two little fairies flying over with their heads probed and looking closely at the words on the wooden sign.
“The Grand Elder is not home today. There are some sweets in the house, quickly come and eat them, hehe ——”
The boy read it out word by word even, the last two “hehe” were pronounced in a very convincing way.
To Yu Xingqiao’s surprise, the two little fairies pursed their lips and had a look of disdain.
“Qie, is he actually still using this method to tease people? I stopped using it 800 years ago! How low class!”
“That’s right, such an inferior trick can only fool those uneducated little kids. How dare he try to fool us?”
“Ai, not fun at all. Let’s go and find some other fun.”
Watching the two little fairies gradually flying away, Yu Xingqiao couldn’t help but be silent.
Is it even possible to do it like this?
No wonder your Grand Elder is worthy of being your Grand Elder.
A little admiration actually grew in Yu Xingqiao’s heart. Just as he was about to go back inside to look for his cub, he saw another little fairy in red flying over.
Not far behind her, he could faintly hear someone cursing furiously and angrily.
“He he he -”
The little fairy covered her mouth and snickered, “Jeff, this big idiot, will never guess that it’s me.”
Yu Xingqiao, “……”
These little fairies are really two of the same kind!
After he had lamented, he saw the little fairy that was laughing and smiling suddenly stop.
She saw the wooden sign hanging on the Grand Elder Fairy’s door.
She didn’t leave like the two fairies did just now, thinking that it was a neat trick. Not only did she not leave, she even went forward.
She carefully examined the words on the wooden sign for a moment then rubbed her chin deep in thought.
“The handwriting on the sign is still very new.”
The fairy examined it and said to herself, “If it’s really a trick, why add the words ‘hehe’? Wouldn’t that be revealing the trick?”
“And, most importantly——”
As the little fairy talked, her hand was already pressed against the wooden door.
“There’s no sound in the house at all!”
She pushed the door open, sure enough, she saw that the small wooden hut was empty, not a single person was around.
The little fairy in red burst out laughing happily.
“Haha, as I’ve guessed! The Grand Elder is not at home at all!”
Yu Xingqiao’s heart jumped.
This little fairy was so clever!
Under his watch, the little fairy in red fluttered its wings and flew into the Grand Elder Fairy’s house.
“The Grand Elder’s things can’t be broken. He knows every fairy that enters his house, if he finds out that I’ve broken his things, he’ll strike back and take revenge.”
The little fairy muttered, “So what am I going to do about it?”
She inspected the wooden hut and when she came to the bookshelf, Yu Xingqiao’s heart skipped a beat.
But it was clear that the sweets on the coffee table caught her attention more than the books.
She flew over to the coffee table.
Because the passageway was below the coffee table, Yi Xingqiao felt a little anxious.
Should I hit her? To drive her away?
However, the little fairy’s attention was so caught up by the candy that she didn’t look at anything else.
“The wooden sign says candy, so the candy can’t be eaten ……,” the little fairy said rather regretfully.
Listening to her whispered murmurs, Yu Xingqiao was somewhat impressed. These little fairies are really experts at teasing people, why couldn’t they use this cleverness in other places?
“Hehe, I can’t eat the candy, but I can eat the biscuits!”
At this moment, the little fairy grinned cheekily and picked up a small biscuit on the plate. However, she didn’t eat it immediately, only after sniffing it cautiously, did she then take a small bite.
Then, her eyes lit up slightly.
“It’s so delicious!”
Not finding any danger, the little fairy stuffed the whole little biscuit into her mouth and happily chewed it.
As she chewed, she suddenly screamed out miserably ——
“It’s so spicy ahhhhh! Water, I need some water!”
It was as if her throat was on fire, her whole white little face turned red, like the colour of the red dress she was wearing.
The Grand Elder had actually put a devil pepper in the middle of the biscuit!
The little fairy cried out and rushed out the door.
After she left, the door of the wooden hut automatically closed by itself again. Everything returned back to normal, except for the hanging sign swaying gently, seemingly calling for more little fairies to visit.
Yu Xingqiao, “……”
In the basement located below the coffee table, the little old man lifted his chin and grunted coldly as he listened to the screams above, his eyes revealing a bit of disdain.
Probably because of the scream, the little boy lying on the bed slowly opened his eyes.
The author has something to say:
Jun Lu: I’ve cracked again!
Translated by Tofu and bubbletea
Edited and Proofread by Noitratoxin, Lilium and MikkiNikki461 aka Lazy Panda
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English word count: 3k-ish
Congratulations to the ppl who guessed pink! 😂
I didn’t expect pink at all 😂
Thank you for the chapter<3
Thank you for the update ❤️💯
Pfft I wonder how Fairies differentiate tricks and pranks from gifts. Also awww our cub is in pink! I wonder what shade. Thanks for the translation!
Cub is so cute now!!
thanks for the chapter!
Our mc is a real baby inside himself! It’s good and bad in the same time: he is really like character in game as his own pat or little brother, but because he hasn’t so much experience in his life, he can’t understand all dangerous
Thank you for new chapter
Thanks for the update 🤣❤️
He’s the fairy elder for a reason kekeke
Tysmm for the ch 💋