Surprise! The Supposed Talent Show Was Actually–?!Ch164 - Group Performance

translator: xiin
editors: apricot & juurensha

Next to the film city, under the low hotel wall. 91wYGA

The scent of an egg wrap with sesame sauce and scallions floated along the night wind.

 

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Wu Jin looked up at the pancakes, then looked at the fishing rod.

The fishing line swayed upwards. hS0kOt

Wu Jin raised his head.

 

The fishing rod continued to rise.

Wu Jin stood up on the artificial stones of the garden.

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The line shortened, and the fruit wrap was lifted up over the edge of the wall––

Wei Shi retrieved the fishing rod.

Beneath the dim yellow street lights, the small fluffy curls first appeared from the other side of the low wall, and then a pair of eyes and a portion of the small round face. TZMa7W

 

Wu Jin’s eyes were wide and round.

Wei Shi shook the fishing rod and lured the wild Little Witch that had grown out of the wall, “Come out and eat.”

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A few minutes later, Wu Jin sported a cap as he jumped out of the hotel’s back door.

However, Wei Shi kept the fruit pancake he’d used as bait for himself, and tossed the still hot bag with the second wrap that he’d kept in his arms to Wu Jin.

The street lamps lengthened their figures and caused their shadows to overlap.

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Before Wu Jin could finish racking his brains to think of something to say, Wei Shi had taken out a bottle of hand sanitizer from the basket of the bicycle.

Wu Jin obediently queued up to clean his hands.

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Wei Shi squeezed quite a lot of it into the palm of his own hand, then said thoughtfully, “There’s too much.” Then, he used his eyes to indicate that Wu Jin should stretch out his little paws.

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Wu Jin: “……”

Wei Shi covered his hands in an overbearing manner, squeezing out more hand sanitizer and directly rubbing their hands together.

 

Their palms touched. Dq7Zgc

It seemed as though there was a numbing, shocking electric current that jumped from where their skin touched, leaping through his spinal cord directly to the center of his brain. Wu Jin froze.

 

––It had happened again!

––Ahhhhh, the high definition movie projector was playing again! l4dqKn

 

Wu Jin struggled not to get caught up in these fragmented ‘memories’, but it was as though his mind was reflecting inside a prism.

On the sci-fi channel, Mr. Wei turned around while wearing a silver and blue mask, standing against a dreamy, cyberpunk background; on the historical channel, Mr. Wei wore a baroque King’s cloak and declared Wu Jin as the only officially appointed King’s mistress in France… there was also a metaphysics channel, a gunfight channel, a nature channel, showing an expressionless Wei Shi, a Wei Shi with slightly curved lips, a sexy and aroused Wei…

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Wu Jin: “!!!” How come it could switch channels and replay?! This must be a preset high definition TV box––

The memories finally stopped on one scene.

Inside Floating City, the fluorescent lights glowed. The man wore a mask as he wiped hand sanitizer made of an unknown substance onto his palm. Colored bubbles floated up. Wu Jin huffed and blew out a stream of air, and a stream of bubbles hit Wei Shi’s face. The man laughed and said in a low voice, “Close your eyes.”

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The scene overlapped with the present.

Next to the film and television base, beneath the warm street lamps.

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The hand sanitizer had long been rubbed dry by Wei Shi. The youth who was short on breath in the consciousness world suddenly felt a sense of connection. His eyes opened abruptly.

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Wei Shi was standing very close to him.

The man’s eyes were so deep they seemed bottomless. His posture was extremely aggressive as he cornered Wu Jin against the wall. He followed his own desires and wanted to thread his fingers into the frightened and dazed small curls.

 

On the other side of the communication channel, Arjun knocked on the table and howled wildly, “The range of fluctuations for Little Witch is rising, keep going and raise the threshold values, Brother Wei, go! Do Little Witch––” VbiPc0

Researcher Song covered Arjun’s mouth, “Brother Wei, take it easy. Why is Little Witch on alert again? Don’t act rashly…”

 

Wu Jin swished away, performing a tactical maneuver and escaping from beneath Wei Shi’s hand.

Wei Shi looked at the small curls that felt very good to touch and retreated like a gentleman. dnHIf0

 

The night breeze blew gently.

We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.

 

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Wu Jin blushed and stuttered as he thanked him for his support.

Each idol felt extraordinary gratitude towards their support station sisters, and they also felt grateful to their front-line fans. Wu Jin had originally already had an inexplicably good impression towards Wei Shi, let alone after learning that Mr Wei hadn’t collected any red envelopes from Brother Chen––

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

 

Before they parted, Wu Jin tried hard to do everything he could to express his gratitude. AHZ21z

Wei Shi wanted to stroke the small curls, but Wu Jin dodged again.

 

The two disappeared into the night in different directions.

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Wu Jin entered the hotel lobby and quickly took out his cell phone.

Wei Shi returned to the resort and instantly stepped out of the treatment cabin.

 

Wu Jin trembled as he queried in the search bar: ‘Delusions’, ‘Is it a sickness for one’s brain to make things up’ … Then, he quickly consulted a forum for more help, ‘Having fantasy visions after knowing someone for a day, and always feel like the other party wants to kiss me, what to do??’ Y63LRy

Wei Shi left the treatment cabin and went straight to the sleeping Wu Jin in the cabin beside him, wantonly rubbing at the small curls

Not letting him touch? Can’t touch these in the consciousness world? Hm?

 

In the consciousness world, Wu Jin shivered when he saw a netizen’s reply. IjtY2F

Outside the consciousness world, Wei Shi finished petting Wu Jin and was barely satisfied.

In the data monitoring room next door, Researcher Song detected that Wei Shi had come out and immediately knocked on the door, “Brother Wei, Little Witch’s test sheet results from before has just come out. He was resistant to N-type memory drugs, but it only lasted 24 hours. I’m wondering if it was also delayed the last time he was injected and had his memory erased?”

“Where did Little Witch appear the first time? White Moonlight building’s trainee registration office? …”

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R-Code: “Also, the consciousness world does reflect reality. Brother Wei, you said before that you saw Red singing rap. It’s 80% likely that Little Witch saw Mao Qiukui before through a crack in the door of R-Code Base. Personally, I tend to believe that some of the things that happened in R-Code Base were projected into Little Witch’s consciousness in a different way…”

 

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By the time Wei Shi lay down in the treatment cabin once again, the sky outside the film and television base was already bright.

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Time had passed by quickly once again. Wei Shi looked at the mobile phone and stopped suddenly.

It had been a week since they last met.

 

Wei Shi went out immediately. SY6jAi

The taxi sped over to the film and television base while Wei Shi looked through the information on his mobile phone. Over the past week, the position battle had already been broadcast, and Wu Jin’s rap dropped him to a B rating from his original A. There were many doubters on Weibo.

However, the professional fan team that had received 100,000 dollars from Wei Shi was working hard to fight against the haters, and constantly comforted the fans, “Little Witch’s luck was bad, and he drew rap. He’ll definitely make a comeback in the next round’s MV shooting ! <The Little Elf Prince> is like a theme made specially for him––”

 

At the film and television base, Wei Shi quickly got out of the car. The scene that unfolded in front of him was completely unexpected, “……” WoCbS5

The film and television base was at peak levels of activity.

Countless reporters, paparazzi, entertainers, and fans blocked the main entrance to the film and television base. Cameras and video equipment could be seen everywhere, and there were a few trainees’ station sisters squished up against the wall.

 

Wei Shi made a decision on the spot and headed to a side door. XWRnrH

The guard at the door blocked Wei Shi skillfully, “This is the channel for performers. Do you have any identification?”

Wei Shi turned and went to a corner out of guard’s sight and drew out six 100 dollar bills from his pocket. Soon, he was holding a group performance license.

 

The guard at the door looked at it for a long time in puzzlement, “Zhang... Cuihua? Male?” 98tlK4

Wei Shi: “The name is taken from Wudang’s Seven Swordsmen, Zhang Cuishan.”

 

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The guard: “… Ah, your face doesn’t match either, you’re much more handsome!”

Wei Shi was expressionless as he gestured for the guard to hurry up with the inspection, “Cosmetic surgery, for fame.” RAEdZG

 

The guard suddenly understood and let him through, “Alright, you really are the same person!”

Wei Shi retrieved his group performance identification and went to find the XX talent show group. Unexpectedly, the talent show group was short on funds and weren’t recruiting any performers.

Wei Shi walked around the venue and finally found a filming group next to the talent show group, and adjusted his cameras and positioning. Hen6s8

 

This location was very close to the site where Wu Jin was located. There was nothing blocking the way in the middle, so the crew had pulled out a rope to act as the boundary.

At this time, most of the trainees were indoors. Wu Jin had just finished <The Little Elf Prince>’s choreography. His gaze slid across a window, and he was suddenly very happy.

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In order to give the ‘support station brother’ a suitable shot, Wu Jin hopped and danced around near the window.

Wei Shi adjusted the focus.

 

In his ear, Arjun was giving him a rundown of the material he’d just collected, “A support station sister is happiest when they accidentally take a photo of their idol looking at the camera…” DMRQdu

And in the camera, Wu Jin had practically stuck his head out the window to stare at him.

 

Arjun: “Chasing the entire journey, following the filming, and being a front-line fan. You become everything I am through the lens. It’s a magnificent and grand secret love…”

His mobile phone vibrated slightly. Wu Jin had sent him a text message saying that he was sorry, but it was really too hot. He asked Mr. Wei to go and stand in the shade of a tree, where a small camp stool had been set aside. skiNKC

 

Arjun: “Holy shit, this one is so sensational! As an idol, you have all of me, but I only have the you that exists right now––”

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Wei Shi picked up his mobile phone and was just about to reply to Wu Jin when someone patted him on the shoulder.

The crew next from next door looked unhappy, “Star chasing? This is our territory. If you’re not acting in a group performance, then don’t get in the way and make trouble––” x GgXK

 

Wei Shi took out the group performer identification from his pocket.

The crew member was stunned.

This man was wearing black suit trousers, a white shirt, and sunglasses. He didn’t look anything like a group performer. m8 o4Y

 

He looked more like a group model.

Group models, who were used for bit part roles, needed to have good temperaments and good appearances. They appeared frequently in important scenes and were often used as soldiers, bodyguards, or ministers positioned around the protagonist…

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Wei Shi was quickly brought over to the <Poison Concubine In The Modern World> series by the team.

The co-director who’d just been having lunch, accepted the group performer card and almost burst out into laughter, “Zhang Cuihua? Male? Let me see––”

 

Wei Shi removed his sunglasses. nL vK3

Co-director: “… That’s it! The cannon fodder villain is still lacking a person, the kind that can have a gun fight with the female protagonist… What about martial arts? Come, someone tell him how to shoot the fight––”

 

Next door.

Wu Jin finally confirmed that each of his teammates had learned the choreography for <The Little Elf Prince> and let out a sigh of relief. NnGVSF

By the time he looked out the window again, Wei Shi had disappeared.

 

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

The outdoor sun was too intense. Wu Jin was finally relieved and wandered around to get more familiar with everyone.

Ever since Wu Jin dropped from A to B, the other trainees’ hostility towards him had gone down a lot. The crew next door had set up a shooting range, and the <Special Combat Elite> team was currently studying the prop guns with interest. 8Ezndi

 

“This gun must be fake!”

“It’s real, right… there’s a serial number on the bottom.”

“How could a prop be real?!” xHWgb3

 

Several empty shells were also placed near the guns. They didn’t hurt much, but were good for the visual effect and made post production rendering more convenient.

One of the trainees came from a good family and had been taken to an indoor shooting range before when he was young. He immediately volunteered to teach his teammates how to play with the guns. The camera in the room was quickly adjusted to focus on the team.

The trainee held his teammate’s arm and corrected his posture. He fired two rounds of empty shells, and the prop gun was shaken askew by the recoil–– Ez9g8N

 

“Don’t!”

The hand holding the gun was suddenly pressed down by a powerful force. Both people staggered at the same time, and the prop gun had already been snatched away by Wu Jin. Then, Wu Jin’s hand moved as fast as lightning as he pulled back the gun safety lock, unloaded the bullet, removed the empty chamber, and placed the gun in a place out of reach of the two.

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The trainee who’d stood up before was stunned for a whole few seconds before coming back to his senses, and his expression wasn’t happy, “Wu Jin, what are you doing?”

Wu Jin lifted his head.

The several other trainees suddenly felt chills spread down their back. Wu Jin usually looked soft, but at this moment, his eyes seemed quenched by fire, and his expression was cold and distant. For a moment, the first trainee even had the illusion that Wu Jin had shot someone before.

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Wu Jin gestured to the trainee, who had just shot the gun, to stand in his original position, then handed over the unloaded gun.

“Do you see that?” Wu Jin spoke one word at a time. “He’s right handed. The strength of his right hand is stronger than his left. The left hand is unable to control the gun, so the muzzle of the gun will turn towards the left due to the recoil. You’re standing next to his weaker left hand, and you’d be the first to end up hit by the bullet.”

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“When teaching continuous firing, the coach must stand on the side of the student’s dominant hand. This is the most basic level of gun safety. Got it?”

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The trainee who’d called himself a shooting teacher suddenly seemed to be reminded of something.

However, the camera was still filming, so he left without saying another word. The rest of them were all surprised as they looked at Wu Jin.

 

When it came to personal safety, Wu Jin had really gotten angry. mqM7dn

The person who’d previously been holding the gun quickly thanked Wu Jin. Wu Jin shook his head to show that it wasn’t his fault, but when he calmed down again, he was stunned.

 

Who am I.

Why do I know how to shoot. 4yPoN2

How do I know where the gun safety is? How did I push out the bullets––

 

Wu Jin: “!!!”

However, matters didn’t end there. It was unknown what the previous trainee had said to the director, but a few minutes later, the director had a benign smile on his face when he came over to find Wu Jin, “Someone told the program group that you interfered with the rehearsal for <Special Combat Elite>. Each group’s choreography is put together with painstaking effort, so having other trainees know of it in advance is very unfair.” 7Y4Arz

“We discussed it with the producer. It just so happened that the other party wanted to join the performance group for <Elf>. Little Witch, how about you switch with him? You can come to <Special Combat>…”

 

The remaining three members of the <Special Combat> team were pleasantly surprised.

The average strength for this group wasn’t high. It had already been two days, but their choreography hadn’t been completed. Gun fighting dances were rare both at home and abroad, and it couldn’t be copied from somewhere else even if they wanted to plagiarize. Having Wu Jin would really be a big help to the team. F56BwP

 

The team voted 3:1.

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Wu Jin’s eyes were wide and bewildered.

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It wasn’t until evening that the trainees were finally let out in groups of twos and threes.

The player who’d been transferred to the <Elf> group was now following his teammates and learning the dance that Wu Jin had choreographed.

 

Wu Jin watched his own choreography for a long time. It wasn’t until his teammates came up to inquire about it tentatively that he finally showed a faint smile, “It’s okay! I still have to think about the gun dance––” FXmS5p

 

It was soon nighttime.

Wu Jin was the last one to walk out of the dance room. The program group locked the door behind him.

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Wei Shi stood outside the door.

Wu Jin was stunned.

Wei Shi: “What is it.”

Wu Jin pondered, “I’m-I’m thinking about choreography… dancing with a gun in hand, it doesn’t look right no matter what.” 1rZSud

 

Wei Shi beckoned, “Come here.”

Wu Jin let out a soft cry and followed his intuition, skillfully following behind this big brother to the filming group next door.

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The crew next door had already closed up for the day.

The crew was still in high spirits, and the stage manager gossiped with his colleague, “That Brother Cuihua, our martial arts instructor wants to worship him as his teacher! Oh, his aura is so amazing when he holds a gun! The director wanted to hire him for 1000 dollars, but he didn’t want it! He just held up a camera and photographed the group of trainees. What do you think he’s here for? He doesn’t want to be filmed, yet he’s a group performer. It can’t be that he’s here to chase stars, right…”

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Wei Shi drew near. p2vNAn

The two of them came to attention and made their greeting together, “Cuihua… Brother Zhang!”

Wu Jin: “???”

 

Wei Shi: “Let me borrow the prop warehouse.” CBHVNO

The stage manager waved, “Use it, use it! Our props are honored to be used by you––”

 

Wei Shi nodded.

The door to the prop warehouse opened. VZBq5K

 

Numerous simulation guns were densely packed and put on display.

Wu Jin’s breath suddenly came short.

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Wei Shi casually threw him a gun, “Imitation Smith Wilson, XVR460. One of the fastest revolvers.”

“One of your favorite guns.”

 

Wu Jin was stunned, “Why!” wxPA4K

Wei Shi: “Because it’s lively and cute.”


Juurensha: WS expressionlessly: This is a lively and cute gun, pyon, take it, pyon
Little Witch: ?????

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xiin: WS is a boss wherever he goes~

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Translator's Note

Zhang Cuihua – Cuihua actually means ‘green flowers’ in chinese.. it’s a very girly name

Translator's Note

Zhang Cuishan – Cuishan means ‘green mountain’

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16 comments

  1. Awwww the beginning where Little Witch was lured by wraps 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 Then Big Boss Wei Shi is now at that relationship status that Little Witch won’t let him touch his curls.

    So Big Boss touch with all his heart outside Little Witch’s conscious 😡😡😡

    I’m so angry at how Little Witch has to switched team and he was the one who choreographed the previous one too!! If it’s real reality the person would get burn for pulling out that 🔥🔥🔥🔥(Or maybe not)

    Tho I think it’s great for Little Witch to show his power cuz his presence with gun would be so fcking awesome.

    And under Big Boss demonstration! (Cute…gun….) I laughed at how Big Boss just became the villain cannon fodder looool

    Thank you for the chapter❤️

  2. Ahhhhhhhhhh! Little Witch is soooo cute! Mama is hyperventilating! Mama wants to give you a kiss even if Big boss kills me!

    Thanks for the chapter~

  3. Thank you so much for translating! 🥰

    I wanna mtl soooo bad, but I don’t wanna miss something through bad translation just because I’m too impatient to wait for next chapter’s translation. What to do?! I need restraint 😭😭

    • lol this is actually a link back to a chapter a loooong time ago when Wu Jin said that his ideal partner was lively and cute and Wei Shi took him to his armory and showed him his guns (haha)

  4. Boss Wei.. such a rogue 😂😂

    He successfuly lured the white rabbit with food..!!

    WJ is really frickin cute ahh XD so obedient just like a little kid 😆😆

    Also being a normal civillian doesnt stop Boss Wi to touch those curls 🤣

    “Because it’s lively and cute.” – this line killed me 😂😂

    Thanks for the chapter~

  5. BSHSHHAHSHSHS WEI SHI SALTY THAT WU JIN DOESN’T LET HIM TOUCH HIS HAIR IN THE CONSCIOUSNESS WORLD SO GOES BACK TO THE REAL WORLD TO TOUCH IT I CANNOT

    and omgggg that’s why they first introduced MQK i was always like “wait isn’t he the red haired dude wu jin met before flying to the future?” AND BOOM IT KINDA WAS (not exactly but it is because of MQK)

  6. Omg, is Wei Shi still salty about Wu Jin’s “lively and cute” comment from really early in the story? 🤣

    Thanks for the chapter ❤

  7. Wu Jin was stunned, “Why!”

    Wei Shi: “Because it’s lively and cute.”

    The ideal lover requirements made appearance again 😂.

  8. This is amazing how everything that happened between them were incorporated here in a different way… Him giving up his choreography and joining an MV dancing with guns is him choosing to be in the crosson show. Then the armory where Wu jin started to feel something for big boss and that his behavior wasn’t right 😂😂