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After settling the bill, the president got the price tags cut and let Xiao HuDou leave in his new attire.

They were seated in the back seat of the president’s luxury car. ogG21

“Have you brought your household registration book?” asked the president.

Xiao HuDou: “Yes. Xiao Chai… Are we going to the Civil Affairs Bureau now?”

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The president nodded: “What? Think we’re moving too fast?”

The secretary who was driving made a timely suggestion: “I also think it’s a bit too hasty. Why don’t we let madam meet your parents first.” Gs5WIa

President: “Don’t interrupt me when I’m talking to madam.”

Secretary: “Yes boss.”

“So, what do you think?” the president asked, turning his head to face Xiao HuDou.

Naturally, I must seize this opportunity to reach the pinnacle of life!

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But Xiao Cha couldn’t show any signs of impatience.

Xiao HuDou smiled softly, “The most important thing is what the president thinks.”

President: “Very good. I like a sensible Alpha like you. Go to the Civil Affairs Bureau.”

At the gate of the Civil Affairs Bureau, the two ran into the ex-boyfriend and mistress. g7SkOV

The president was in a good mood and greeted his ex-boyfriend warmly: “Qian Nanyou! What a coincidence, you’re also getting married?”

The ex-boyfriend and mistress’s faces were as green as the divorce certificates in their hands.

Xiao HuDou: “Pfft.”

President: “What are you laughing at?” G7pd9g

Xiao HuDou shook his head and smiled: “I’m not, Xiao Chai. I just think your two friends are a perfect match.”

The president chuckled, “Tortoise and mung beans, a match made in heaven.”

“Zhong Chai, don’t go too far!” exclaimed the mistress.

The president didn’t bother to give them any face. He walked into the Civil Affairs Bureau without sparing them a glance, Xiao HuDou on his arm. saDQun

They took photos, filled up the form, and finished the formalities quickly.

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But after hearing what the president said, Xiao HuDou was a little moved.

Xiao HuDou: “Xiao Chai is photogenic; no matter how you take it, it looks good.”

The president felt much more relaxed. He took the man by the shoulder and walked to the car, saying, “As long as you like it!” 9m5Geh

Xiao HuDou gave a small smile.

Zhong Chai, like all domineering presidents, had many properties that he couldn’t even recall. He directed his secretary to pick the most peaceful place, ideally away from relatives.

Half an hour later, the president and Xiao HuDou stood glumly outside the factory building in the suburbs.

“Boss, this is the quietest of all your homes,” the secretary remarked with a smile. Iawvrd

President: “But this is uninhabitable!”

Secretary: “You can live in a shack.”

Xiao HuDou looked withered, “I’m feeling a little woozy, Xiao Chai. Perhaps I have a cold.”

President: “How can you let madam live in a shack? He’s so frail!” lf1FNw

Secretary: “But, your parents are aware of the other properties.”

President: “…Sigh, I can’t escape the nagging anyway, my wife’s health is important!”

Secretary: “I knew you’d think so. Actually, behind the factory is the Huarun mountain villa area, and you own property there.”

Finally, Xiao HuDou exhaled a sigh of relief. kR0hPD

The secretary then smiled and said, “Madam does not look very good. It’s not due to kidney deficiency, is it?”

Xiao HuDou: “…”

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“I don’t think your secretary likes me very much,” Xiao HuDou said carefully after arriving home.

President: “You find his comments unpleasant?” wbVsxY

Xiao HuDou hesitated and said, “…a little.”

The president explained: “He is the secretary that my dad chose for me. My dad thinks honest advice may be unpleasant to hear, but it is beneficial, so he found someone who dares to speak out!”

Xiao HuDou: “So, have you followed his advice?”

President: “No.” XVOoIR

Xiao HuDou felt the president was really straightforward, so he assumed a gentle and virtuous attitude: “You’re busy with work, aren’t you? The car is still waiting at the door. You don’t have to accompany me. I’ll wait for you at home by myself. You’re free to go to work.”

President: “I have a meeting in the evening, so I won’t join you for dinner. You don’t have to leave the door unlocked at night for me. I won’t be able to return if I have to work overtime.”

Xiao HuDou: You really can’t beat about the bush when dealing with the president. He only listens to the superficial meaning.

Xiao HuDou: “I see. Xiao Chai, go on. Don’t worry about me.” h1ndVF

As a result, the president turned around and walked away.

“By the way, what do you do again?” he leaned in from the door a minute later.

Xiao HuDou: “I’m an actor, Xiao Chai.”

President: “I see. You married me; you won’t suffer!” MJs pW

The president turned and left again.

Xiao HuDou: I keep feeling my wife’s not quite all there.

The president got into his car, took out his tablet, and began conducting official business.

When the president was passing through the city center, he turned his head and noticed the mistress’s fake smiling face on the large advertising screen outside the car window. XI4Ezt

The mistress climbed to the 3rd tier with the support of the previous bankroller, thus she was a famous actor.

The president got angry when he saw her face.

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The president phoned the advertising department: “Tomorrow, take down Xiao Shan’s large advertising screen and replace it with my wedding photo… What’s it to you how long I’ve been married? Mi Shu will send you the photos later!”

Secretary: “President, aren’t you being too rash!” dGbF4y

President: “Send the newly purchased media company the news of my marriage as an exclusive. Rehash all of madam’s prior works, and have all of the marketing captions bear my name.”

Secretary: “President, do you really want to use yourself to hype madam?”

President: “Not hyping means letting your madam down.”

Xiao HuDou made waves on major social media platforms that night as a result of “marrying into a wealthy family.” 0SjHQp

Understandably, the company valued its lady boss and provided him with a manager, stylist, and life assistant. It was a whole remake. Manuscripts were sent to him, and he quickly advanced to the first tier due to his smooth and slick handling of things!

Of course, that’s another story.

The president worked till the early morning hours and received a series of deadly phone calls from his parents.

Father Zhong and Mother Zhong had a typical business marriage, each playing their own game, and were husband and wife only in name. bguFS8

In the case of Zhong Chai, however, they presented a united front to the outside world.

Father Zhong: “Little bastard, you don’t discuss an important matter like marriage with your parents? You rebel!”

The president motioned to his secretary to handle the call while whispering beside him, “Say I’m busy.”

Secretary: “Boss says he’s busy.” mf6yQs

Father Zhong: “Put him on the phone!”

The president had no choice but to answer the phone: “Hey Dad.”

Father Zhong: “Did you knock up the person? Are they so eager to marry into the Zhong family?”

President: “Xiao Cha is Alpha.” LNpZGb

Father Zhong: “Did he knock you up?”

Mother Zhong: “Zhong Chai’s father, watch your mouth!”

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Father Zhong and Mother Zhong’s marriage was held together solely by Zhong Chai. Their mutual names were also inspired by their son.

The president smashed the cracked pot and said, “Yeah, it’s been three months, and I’ll start showing soon!” negrvd

Father Zhong was so angry that he flung the phone away, causing the call to be disconnected.

Secretary: “President, isn’t this a little reckless?”

President: “My dad has to change his phone again; who made him blow his top, haha!”

The secretary thought the president was the type of naughty kid who would draw a tortoise on his sleeping father’s face. X7dmSD

The secretary skillfully spoke in an official tone: “Haha, only you!”

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lǎo bǎn niáng: female proprietor; lady boss; boss’s wife.

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This refers to wángba kàn lǜdòu, duìshàng yǎn le. It literally translates as “A tortoise gazes at two mung beans ― taking a fancy to each other (because a tortoise’s eyes look like two mung beans)” Figuratively, it describes two ugly people who find each other attractive.

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refers to reduced sexual performance(men)

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the secretary’s name

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反了你了! is a way of scolding for being disobedient. Basically, “you’ve grown wings and don’t listen to your parents anymore” kinda thing

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allow things to worsen

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不愧是您:”as expected of you,” an internet catchphrase

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