Author: aji (あじ)
Translator: sleepingjay
“Father is amazing! So muscular!”
“I want to be super tall too.”
Ah, I see. I thought what the heck happened, it turned out they saw Jill’s muscles and got excited over it because the muscles were cool.
Well, even though they were small, they were boys after all. Regardless of age, cool things leave a deep impression on them.
I understood because similarly, in the past I also used to admire the musculature that knights had.
The two fired off rapid questions at Jill: “What do we do to get muscles like these,” “How do we become like Father,” and so on.
The person himself was confused by the children’s excitement, and seemed to be at a loss.
As I was watching them, suddenly Guy and Andrea turned to look at me.
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“Cj, Oliler’r qgfaas. Gbc’a wlcv la.”
“……”
P reqqbrf atlr offilcu gluta cbk kjr ktja qfbqif wfjca ys “ibra obg kbgvr”.
Tfq, vfolclafis.
Ktf tfmx, ktja kjr klat atja “rb qlaloei” ibbx atfs tjv……?
P ibbxfv vbkc ja ws ybvs, jcv atfc P ribkis aegcfv jkjs. Mlcf, rb ws ybvs kjrc’a nfgs atlmx jcv ws rxlc kjr qgfaas vjwc ktlaf. Valii, jcsybvs kbeiv ibbx rboa mbwqjgfv ab Alii.
There was no way I was the only one that looked weak.
Besides, what was so cool about muscles?
Nope, nope and nope. What a joke. Muscles were toxic!
“Listen, kiddos. Make sure to listen well and take note of what I’m about to tell you. Muscles? They can ruin a person. Once you’ve got that kinda lump on you, your brain tissue will also become a rigid lump of muscle, and you’ll become what’s called a muscle-brained idiot.”
At that point in my ‘lesson’, Jill stopped me.
I slapped away the hand he put on my shoulder and sneered at him.
“Even if I don’t have muscles, don’t think I’ll lose to you!”
“……Lilius, what are you doing competing about something like this? Don’t instill strange knowledge in the children.”
“Stop sounding so reasonable!”
I totally, completely wasn’t jealous at all.
Jill was laughing behind me, but I quickly left to sit down in the shade.
Cyril, who followed after me, squatted down next to me and proceeded to deliver the final blow.
“Thwere, thwere, Liliush. Liliush is a good kid, so don’t be sad? Liliush is Liliush.”
“……”
“T, tail, here, touch?”
Sometimes, pure kindness could kill a person’s heart.
Watching us, Jill was holding in his laughter. This was the one time I felt Jill was truly annoying from the bottom of my heart.
Cyril is soo cute. I don’t like children but I will love them if they will be like Cyril.
Thank you for the chapter
too cute! domestic bliss
thanks for the chapter <3
thanks for the chapters ♡♡♡
Hahahaha… 😂🤣😂🤣 Lilius’s ‘sour grapes’ reaction was cute too.
Thank you for the chapter!!!