Translator: StormFrost
Editors: TempestDemon, Misogi
Doomsday Child Rearing Handbook [1]
Chen Liguo laid in bed like a corpse.
The system said, “Get up, it’s time to work.”
Chen Liguo, at the gate of death, answered weakly, “I know that you hate me, but I didn’t think that you’d actually hate me to this point.”
System: “……”
Chen Liguo said, “Tong-zi, I think that we need to have a heart to heart talk.”
The system asked, “Talk about what?”
Chen Liguo said quietly, “Has your brain been broken from reading Sutras…… I like you so much, but you don’t like me, forget it… to think that you would do something like this.”
The system ignored Chen Liguo. After looking at the time, it said, “You still have seventy-two hours and fifty-four minutes.”
Chen Liguo burst into tears.
When he transmigrated into this world, Chen Liguo was neither sick nor was being hunted down and possessed a healthy body. However, just after Chen Liguo was pleasantly surprised and thought that the system had finally been moved by his sincere love, he received the information that the system transmitted to him.
The world is still normal now. Why say that it’s still normal now? Because three days later, the world will be on the verge of destruction——a strange virus will suddenly break out and 96% of the humans on earth will directly turn into zombies.
Chen Liguo is someone who had watched zombie movies before. When he watched these movies, he had always felt that there was no need for him to be nervous, for his head would probably be blown off by the protagonist anyway. Since he wouldn’t be able to escape, then he should strive to take as many bites out of the protagonist as he could.
Not only are the circumstances of this world bad, but the daughter of fate’s destiny is also rough.
After the outbreak of the zombie virus, the daughter of fate who had been at the hospital giving birth developed powers and passed out. After she woke up, she found out that her child had already disappeared and that she had been saved by someone and was far away from that city.
Abilities were very weak during the initial stages of the apocalypse so even though the daughter of fate had wanted to go back to find her child, she couldn’t do so. Thus this incident became the regret of her lifetime.
Later on, the daughter of fate met the father of the child, another person who had awakened abilities. The man did not know that she had been pregnant with his child and felt no love towards the daughter of fate.
Although that man is handsome and capable, he had a bad personality that was only a thread away from being counted as scum. Still, the daughter of fate loved him so much that she went through fire and water for him several times.
Later, for the sake of another woman, that man abandoned the daughter of fate in a zombie hoard.
Having landed in a dangerous situation, the daughter of fate awakened the most powerful ability and destroyed the world in her anger.
Chen Liguo who was introduced to the world by the system expressed that he has never seen such a trash plot.
When he crawled out of bed, he was still acting shamelessly with the system, “Let’s talk it over, let’s go directly to the next world okay?”
The system said, “Sure thing, hehehe.”
Chen Liguo: “……” This little biyatch knows how to hold a grudge.
In the last world, Chen Liguo had offended the system severely. In this world, the system made it clear: ‘If you could still do it while running for your life, then I will obey you.’
Chen Liguo’s heart was like dead ash, utterly dissipated. He wished that he could just jump off from upstairs and end all this sadness.
But there was no way out, he didn’t dare to. Based on the system’s attitude, he can’t even guess how much the system will torment him in the next world if he does.
Chen Liguo who was upset went to the kitchen to make himself a bowl of instant noodles and left the house after finishing it.
He directly drove to the bank with his bank and ID card and, after figuring out the password for the bank card, went to the marketplace.
He purchased dozens of boxes of mineral water, instant noodles and snacks with a long shelf life and asked the boss to help deliver everything back to his house.
The shopkeeper was a little baffled, wondering why and for what reason he was buying so many of these things. Chen Liguo said, “Things haven’t been well for these couple of years.. Maybe tomorrow will be the end of the world.”
The boss glanced at Chen Liguo, the expression in his eyes obviously saying: This man is ill.
Chen Liguo didn’t explain either and fished out a cigarette to smoke nearby with a heavy look.
The boss took the money and quickly left, appearing to be afraid of Chen Liguo going mad.
After taking a look at his houseful of things, Chen Liguo made the best use of his time and went to an outdoor camping store, where he bought more than a dozen clothes, multi-functional props and tents, and a few bits and pieces of camping items.
At the checkout, Chen Liguo once again enjoyed the gentle gaze of “This man is a mental case.”
However, Chen Liguo didn’t care because he felt great.
When he read novels before, Chen Liguo’s favorite part was when the protagonist would hoard things at the beginning of the apocalypse. This time he himself was the one going into battle, making him feel an incomparable sourness that was also invigorating.
There are twenty-four hours in a day. Going to the two stores to buy things took about this length of time. When Chen Liguo returned home in the evening, his house was already a disaster and was filled with many things.
However, Chen Liguo didn’t plan on sleeping. He went downstairs to a place that sold burglar-proof doors and said that he wanted to reinforce his doors and windows.
The boss had just been getting ready to get off of work for the night and told Chen Liguo to come back the next day.
Where did Chen Liguo have the time to wait? He said, “I will increase the price by five times, do it for me quickly.”
As soon as the boss heard this good deal he readily agreed.
However, when Chen Liguo asked him if he could finish everything within a day, the boss hesitated.
Chen Liguo said, “I’ll add in another thousand.”
The boss immediately agreed and looked at Chen Liguo like he was looking at a fool.
Chen Liguo glanced at him and thought for a moment before saying, “I heard that there’s a virus going around in A city. In these next two days, have your family save some more rice and oil, the prices are bound to rise.”
The boss didn’t take Chen Liguo’s words seriously and dealt with it casually.
Chen Liguo didn’t say anything more either. He took the boss to his house and watched him reinforce his doors and windows overnight.
The boss finished his work by the afternoon of the next day. Chen Liguo paid for it and went to bed to nap for a while before plucking up the courage to get up again.
Today Chen Liguo was going to the hospital to do something important——he was going to steal the daughter of fate’s child.
Chen Liguo said, “System, my life hasn’t been so enriching for a long time.”
The system thought ‘you haven’t called me System for a long time as well.’
Chen Liguo said, “I feel full of strength.”
The system thought that Chen Liguo would go out once he had finished saying that. Who would have known that this shameless creature would take off his pants and rub himself off? After he was done masturbating, he washed his hands and said to the system, “I can still do it ten more times.”
System: “……” Damn retard.
After he finished his rubbing session, Chen Liguo maintained a period of ‘sage who sees through everything’ and slipped into the hospital.
The daughter of fate had just given birth and her child was placed next to her.
At that time, no one could have imagined that a person would suddenly rush into the hospital in the middle of the night and take the child away, so when Chen Liguo left, no one had discovered him.
The baby had only been born for a day and its skin was still wrinkled. Chen Liguo opened its swaddle and caught sight of its mini-brother and knew that this was a little boy.
According to the trajectory of the original world, this little boy should not be able to grow up.
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It was Chen Liguo’s first time taking care of a child, so he was timid and hesitant. Originally, he wanted to bring the daughter of fate to his house as well, but after he thought about it, this may end up causing the task to be unable to be accomplished.
For that scum male is an important part of the daughter of fate’s life and is a perfect existence in her eyes. Otherwise, she would not have secretly become pregnant with his child and then give birth to it.
Recognizing someone’s true face could only be easily accomplished during your most difficult times. Moreover, the daughter of fate is not a slender reed, in the apocalypse, the more she fought, the stronger she became.
Combining the above factors, Chen Liguo didn’t intervene in the end.
After Chen Liguo snuck the child home, he went to the supermarket and bought a lot of powdered milk and diapers. So much that the supermarket manager asked him if they needed to help deliver his things home.
Chen Liguo did not stand on ceremony and directly had the truck send the things to the ground floor of his apartment.
When Chen Liguo moved the things to his house, he heard a baby crying in his bedroom. He hurried over and picked up the little monkey on the bed and asked, “System, is he hungry or something?”
The system expressed its confusion with a moment of silence before saying, “Peed.”
Chen Liguo sounded an ‘oh’ and changed the baby’s diaper before preparing the powdered milk for him.
As Chen Liguo prepared the milk, he said, “In fact, I still support breastfeeding.”
After hearing this, the system said slowly, “Otherwise, would you squeeze it out and feed him?”
Chen Liguo: “…….” Alright, this is very system like.
Chen Liguo didn’t have any milk, so the baby could only drink powdered milk. He held the soft baby in his arms and felt as though his heart was melting. Chen Liguo’s sexual orientation meant that he was bound to have no children of his own, so he felt a bit paternal at this moment.
Chen Liguo: “I have always longed for a baby.”
The system did not expect Chen Liguo to be so emotional all of sudden and was a little taken aback.
Then Chen Liguo burst the system’s last delusion. For Chen Liguo said, “A baby who’s as cute as me, hehehe.”
System: “……” Really want to slap him twice.
The baby was very obedient. It drank the milk and after having his diapers changed, fell asleep.
Chen Liguo put him in the bed and went out. This time, he went to the farmer’s market to buy a lot of grain and vegetable seeds and even used the rest of his money to buy cigarettes.
Chen Liguo had never experienced the apocalypse before, but even if one has never eaten pork, it doesn’t mean that they’ve never seen a pig run. These things were all good things during the apocalypse. Even if one wanted to buy them they couldn’t be bought.
Besides, this body still has the golden finger of a space with a spiritual spring.
This was the only reason why Chen Liguo chose to stay. He wanted to see the spiritual spring and space and enjoy the treatment of a protagonist.
The preparation time flashed by and three days passed really quickly.
Chen Liguo accompanied the little baby who was in the middle of looking all over the place with his beady eyes in bed. He had only slept for about two to three hours in these three days and struggled to keep his eyelids open.
Chen Liguo gave the baby milk, changed his diaper, and then fell into a deep sleep.
This sleep was slightly longer, but Chen Liguo still got up mid-way through to feed the baby. He had black circles under his eyes and said to the system who had called him up, “System, tell me the truth, did you deliberately add this child to torment me?”
The system said, “Am I that kind of system that would add NPCs randomly?
Chen Liguo was very suspicious.
Then the system confessed frankly, “Yes, I am.”
Chen Liguo: “…………”
The system said, “If you refuse to accept, then lodge a complaint against me.”
Chen Liguo said, “Then give me a way to complain!”
The system said, “I won’t. Go complain, I won’t give you a way to complain.”
Chen Liguo was shocked by the system’s shamelessness. He had absolutely, never, ever expected that such a day would occur.
Chen Liguo: “Why must we hurt each other like this?”
System: “Take a guess.”
Chen Liguo: “Because of love?”
System: “Yes, you got it right.”
Chen Liguo was speechless. He discovered that if the system’s AI updated at this rate, he would not be the system’s opponent anymore in the future. Thinking about it made him shiver and tremble from fear.
After feeding the baby, Chen Liguo closed his eyes and began to snore loudly in his sleep again. Then a huge explosion woke him up.
That explosion was so loud that Chen Liguo was given a fright. The baby who laid beside him also burst into loud wails because of this sound, evidently frightened as well.
Chen Liguo soothed the baby and said, “Don’t be afraid, brother is here.”
The system popped out a sentence, “You’re old enough to be his father.”
Chen Liguo said righteously, “My soul will always be an eighteen-year-old baby.”
System: “……”
Chen Liguo coaxed the little dumpling, who eventually stopped crying and let out a few quiet spasmodic sobs. Stretching out his little hands, he grabbed Chen Liguo’s thumb and began to suck on it.
Chen Liguo quickly took his hand away.
The little dumpling pouted and started crying again.
Annoyed, the system said, “Let him suck.”
Chen Liguo was a little embarrassed, “Er…… I didn’t wash my hands.”
The system’s face was black, seemingly recalling Chen Liguo’s action of putting his hands to his crotch before going to bed. The system: “………”
Chen Liguo hurried to the washroom and washed his hands many times over before giving it to the baby to continue sucking.
The baby finally stopped crying, making Chen Liguo breathe a sigh of relief.
After the explosion, thick smoke filled the air outside. Chen Liguo opened the air purifier in the house and sat on the sofa to watch the news.
Just like how Chen Liguo expected, there was nothing unusual in the news presently. They only mentioned that a new virus had appeared in some places and that people should not go to crowded places and do their best to stay at home.
Chen Liguo watched and watched, and suddenly felt that his nose was a little cold. He reached out and discovered that he had a nose bleed. His mood was a little complicated as he said, “System, how could I get a nose bleed from watching the news, this news anchor isn’t even handsome!”
System: “….. Could you not think about everything in that way?”
Chen Liguo: “I refuse.”
System: “……” Really want to commit murder.
Chen Liguo stuffed two rolls of tissue paper into his nose. Originally, he thought that the blood would stop after a while, but what he didn’t expect was that the bleeding would get worse and worse. Chen Liguo bled and bled and felt terrible. With a pale face, he went to the kitchen and put a piece of ice on the back of his neck. He said, “Tong-er, could I get this blood back if I drink it?”
The system said, “You’ve seen blood transfusion through drinking?”
Chen Liguo: “……It’s over.” He was already beginning to feel faint.
The system said, “Don’t worry, this is….. *(&)&(*”
The following words were a string of garbled text for Chen Liguo for his vision already went dark and he directly fell onto the bed.
Eight hours later, Chen Liguo woke up and even before opening his eyes he could already perceive the strong smell of blood. When he opened his eyes, he was shocked by the scene before him.
The pure white bed sheet on the 1.8-meter bed was already dyed with blood. The blood even spilled to the ground. Chen Liguo said, “I’m actually still alive.”
The system said in a grouchy tone, “Hurry and go see the baby, he’s starving.”
Chen Liguo quickly rolled up from the bed and changed his family’s baby’s diaper and fed him milk.
Chen Liguo slept for eight hours. The baby had started crying when he became hungry and was now already somewhat sleepy. After eating his fill, he didn’t wait for Chen Liguo to coax him before he fell asleep.
Chen Liguo put the baby down and looked at his messy bed. With a complicated mood, he asked, “What should we name our baby?”
System: “……” Our baby?? Who are you grouping yourself with??
Chen Liguo said, “Otherwise, it would just be better to call him Chen Tong, it’s easy to remember.”
System: “………..”
Just as Chen Liguo was preparing to set in stone that the child would be called Chen Tong, he heard the system ask faintly, “Do you still want to be a human in the next world?”
Chen Liguo: “……. You’re threatening me.”
System: “Wait and see.”
Chen Liguo felt wronged and said, “You don’t care about our baby at all. Okay, we won’t call him Chen Tong.”
The system thought that Chen Liguo had compromised, but as a result, it heard Chen Liguo call the baby Chen Xi……..
System: “……..” Fucking might as well be Chen Tong!
Faced with the angry system, Chen Liguo calmly expressed, “Love life, love System, love quick transmigration.”
System: “……” Love your grandmother’s legs.
But Chen Liguo insisted on not changing his name, saying that he came up with it with painstaking effort. He'll fite whoever changes it.
The system endured it for two days, but when it found out that the nickname Chen Liguo gave Chen Xi was “Xixi”, it couldn’t stand it any longer.
The system said, “Can you not call him Xixi?”
Chen Liguo had an innocent expression, “Why?”
The system said, “Don’t you think that Xixi sounds a lot like xīxī?”
Chen Liguo said, “Not similar, one is the fourth tone, one is the first tone.”
System: “……”
Chen Liguo said in consolation, “Don’t be too sensitive.”
System: “……” Chen Liguo, you’re a real piece of work.
After bleeding out an entire bed’s worth of blood, Chen Liguo also gained abilities. His ability was an independent space just as the system had said. There was land for planting and a spring in the space.
Chen Liguo drank the spring water and immediately felt that bleeding so much blood wasn’t for nothing, so worth it!
After drinking the water, Chen Liguo excreted a lot of black blotches. Once he washed it off, he found out that his skin had become smoother and that some of the minor physical problems of the body had all been cured.
Chen Liguo was like a lively dragon, and an animated tiger and itched to rush outside and find a man to do it twice.
Unfortunately, the world the system chose had an innate advantage. For right now the virus had already broken out and there was not a single living human outside. Everyone had already turned into man-eating zombies.
Chen Liguo had not reached the point where he would need to find a zombie to solve his physical problems.
After getting the spiritual spring, he tried to give the baby some. Seeing that the baby had no adverse reaction to it, he directly used the spiritual springwater to make his milk.
This little dumpling loved the taste of the spiritual spring. After drinking it once, he refused to drink ordinary water again.
Chen Liguo thought, since this child was cleaning marrows from young, when he grows up he will definitely be a marvelous talent and will easily stop his mother from destroying the world.
To some extent, Chen Liguo was telling the truth.
With the space, Chen Liguo put everything he bought inside and went in to plow the soil and plant some vegetables.
The place that Chen Liguo lived in was a little far from the center of the city so the population density wasn’t too high and the zombie outbreak wasn’t that serious.
The previously reinforced doors and windows worked. If worse comes to worst, it was also possible to hide in the space.
Within the first two days of the zombie outbreak, Chen Liguo took advantage of the people’s panic and went to the supermarket alone, sweeping a lot of things into his space. He especially packed up a lot of drugs, as these would definitely be useful in the future.
When Chen Liguo came back, he happened to meet a neighbor who was going out with an iron rod, looking alert. The neighbor saw that he was a living person and was evidently relieved. He said, “Good brother, what a coincidence.”
Chen Liguo nodded and returned his greeting.
The neighbor asked, “Are there a lot of monsters out there?”
Chen Liguo said, “Not too much, you should be fine if you’re careful.”
The neighbor sighed and said, “The government said that this matter can be suppressed but I don’t believe it. I just received news from the south. The information there is scattered in bits and pieces.”
Chen Liguo said, “It’s unlikely that this will be suppressed.”
The neighbor said, “En, I want to go out and find something to eat while the situation isn’t too bad yet.” He looked at the bag in Chen Liguo’s hands and said, “I’ll be going first.”
Chen Liguo said, “Go ahead, there are fewer monsters on the Xiaoqiao street, you could go there first.”
The neighbor thanked him and went out.
Chen Liguo returned home and put the bag away before coaxing the baby again.
Because of drinking the spiritual spring water and growing up a bit, the baby’s face was no longer as thin as it was when it was born and had more baby fat. But the strange thing was that the baby was growing too fast. In but only a few days, he grew into the size of a one-month-old baby.
However, Chen Liguo did not have any children before and thus did not have any experience in this respect. He felt that growing quickly is a good thing, as the faster he grew, the sooner the mother and son could get to know each other. Though it could not be said for sure that the girl would think the same.
In the first few weeks of the apocalypse, the news was telling the people not to panic and that the government had sent troops. In the second week, it began to tell people to move strategically and go to places with fewer people as well as stockpile food. In the third week, there was no tv to watch. Every channel turned up a screen full of static. The fourth week, that is, the first month of the apocalypse, the whole building had a power outage. People like Chen Liguo who had already prepared generators were all right, but other households without generators were a little miserable.
However, at this time, the government began to organize the people to move. Chen Liguo had no intention of leaving but many people decided to follow the army.
The streets became even quieter. Only on such quiet nights could one hear the low groan of zombies.
Because there was no electricity, it was pitch-black everywhere. Chen Liguo had plenty of food and drink and also had the SpongeBob provided by the system. He passed his days very comfortably.
After passing two months like this, Chen Liguo’s door was knocked on for the first time.
Chen Liguo picked up the prepared iron bar. Going up to the door he opened the peephole and asked who it was.
A sound of a man came from the other side. He said, “Excuse me, a member of my family has a fever…… could you, give me some medicine?”
Chen Liguo recognized this voice. It was the neighbor whom he had met in the corridor. He said, “Wait a minute.”
He went into his back room and grabbed a fever medicine before creaking open the door to make a narrow slit and slipping out the medicine.
The man took the medicine and said a few ‘thank you’s before turning to leave.
However, Chen Liguo asked, “Who’s sick?”
The neighbor smiled bitterly, “My daughter……”
Chen Liguo did not have a strong impression of this neighbor but could vaguely remember that he had a small daughter. He asked, “Why didn’t you follow the army?”
The neighbor said lowly, “I have some inside information…… it’s better to not go with the army.”
Chen Liguo heard this and sighed, “How is the situation outside now?”
The neighbor shook his head, “Not very good.” His family’s reserves were just about depleted after these few months. However, his daughter suddenly got a high fever and he knocked at the doors one by one. His heart had already lost hope, but he didn’t expect that there were actually people still living in the building.
“Fever?” Chen Liguo seemed to think of something. He said, “Wait a minute.”
He went back into his house and filled a bucket with the spring water before carrying it out and handing it to the neighbor. He said, “This is water that I had saved up, take it back and drink it.”
The neighbor said, “Then what about you?”
Chen Liguo said, “I still have some here.”
The neighbor seemed a little hesitant. He was not the sort to stretch out his hand and beg, but the current situation was hard. Even if he didn’t want it, his daughter needed it. In all this entanglement, he accepted Chen Liguo’s offer nevertheless and said, “My name is Zhang Mingfan, if there’s anything I could do for you in the future, just say so.”
Chen Liguo nodded and watched the neighbor leave.
According to Chen Liguo’s plan, he intended to stay at home for three years before leaving.
Three years later would be just in time to meet the already powerful heroine and the slag male lead. Even more, the number of zombies by then would be a lot less.
It is unreasonable for ordinary people to hoard up enough for three years, but Chen Liguo had the spiritual spring and thus he began to live his cheerful otaku life.
The system already had no hope for Chen Liguo’s ambition. It knew that Chen Liguo would never sit if he could lie down and would never stand if he could sit.
The Chen Xi whom Chen Liguo brought back from the hospital grew at an astonishing rate. In but a few months, he was able to walk and even walked very well.
Chen Liguo was surprised to find that Chen Xi’s intelligence was beyond the scope of ordinary people. When he read a fairy tale book to Chen Xi, he was able to point out all the corresponding characters in the fairy tale book the next day.
Chen Liguo said, “He deserves to be called our child, this IQ, too awesome.”
System: “IQ that gets 36 in math?”
Chen Liguo: “…….. Could you stop taking advantage of this matter?”
System: “IQ that composes essays worth 20 points?”
Chen Liguo: “……” Alright, you win.
If Chen Liguo didn’t know the development of the original world, he would doubt if little Chen Xi is actually a human. This baby began to grow teeth in his third month. The small white teeth grew very neatly and after the teeth grew longer, they took the initiative to break the milk bottle suckle, showing their great love for meat.
If it were an ordinary person, perhaps their heart would be startled and their gallbladder would tremble. Only Chen Liguo would simple-mindedly raise this child extremely happily. Every day he would think up every possible method to find new recipes for Chen Xi for fear of his nutrition being unbalanced.
Less than a week after growing his teeth out, Chen Xi clearly said his first world, ‘Daddy.’
Chen Liguo was surprised when he heard this word. He had never been a father before and naturally it was a great pleasure to be called ‘Daddy’, especially by the child he brought up himself.
He kissed Chen Xi until his face was covered in saliva, even his eyes were smiling. He said, “Xixi, be good, say it again.”
Chen Xi stared with his black eyes and with bulging cheeks, called out, “Daddy.”
Chen Liguo: “Aihehehehe, so obedient, what do you want to eat for dinner, Daddy will make it for you.”
Chen Xi answered, “Meat meat…….”
Chen Liguo continued to ask what sort of meat and Chen Xi answered one by one. After Chen Liguo and Chen Xi’s dialogue, he found out that Chen Xi could actually complete a simple dialogue with him. He could understand everything and even answer.
Chen Liguo who was completely possessed by the ‘stupid father’ spirit and had no experience with parenting, said with a bright face, “Tong-er, my son is too cute.”
The system did not remind Chen Liguo of the child’s abnormality and harrumphed disdainfully.
Chen Liguo picked Chen Xi up and kissed him happily. The baby’s face was full of baby fat and was comfortable to kiss.
Chen Xi let his father go crazy, his eyes full of the innocent curiosity of children and a deep dependence towards Chen Liguo.
In the evening, Chen Liguo made a whole fish for dinner and let Chen Xi eat unrestrictedly.
Chen Xi ate happily and ate until his small stomach was full.
The fish from the spiritual spring was good for the body. Chen Liguo didn’t question what would happen if he ate too much. He figured that children were unable to eat too much and let Chen Xi eat as he pleased.
Then, when Chen Liguo cleaned up the dishes, he found that there was nothing left of the six catty fish. He himself had only eaten a few bites, the rest had all gone into Chen Xi’s stomach.
Chen Liguo opened up Chen Xi’s clothes and looked at his bulging white belly. He was somewhat anxious and said, “Xixi, why did you eat so much? Don’t you feel uncomfortable?”
Chen Xi shook his head and said that it was yummy with his milky voice.
Chen Liguo pulled at his cheeks and told him, “In the future, you’re not allowed to eat so much.”
Chen Xi felt a little wronged but still obediently nodded his head.
Chen Liguo carried him to his toy pile and went to the kitchen to wash the dishes. But when he finished washed the dishes, he saw Chen Xi on the ground with his eyes tightly shut and his breath short.
Chen Liguo’s heart cooled and hurried to Chen Xi’s side. He picked him up and discovered that the child’s body was hot and was evidently running a high fever.
Chen Liguo immediately carried Chen Xi to the bed and quickly went into the spring to get spring water for him to drink.
Chen Xi drank the spring water and his body temperature dropped slightly, but his condition was still not very good.
Chen Liguo was very distressed. He thought that he should not indulge Chen Xi so much in the future. This was indulging to the point of sickness. The child was suffering and he also suffered.
The Author has something to say:
Chen Xi is the gong. This time it’s Orange’s turn to raise hehehehehe
Want everyone’s nutrient solution, want to be irrigated by everyone, ah, stronger, don’t stop, a little more.
Thanking the following babies from the landmines, grenades, and rockets, let’s be reasonable, could your names be a little bit more friendly? I’m so scared.
StormFrost: Boy, that Author’s note, well cough. On another note, what a long long long chapter. It felt like forever even though it’s the usual 8k character length.
Also, we have a new editor joining the team, let’s all say hi to Misogi *throws digital confetti*
Misogi: Hello hello I’m definitely not here for the smut but to help out dear Storm. I swear *sweatdrop*
Edit: Changed some of the spoken 爸爸 (Baba/Father/Dad/Daddy/Papa…….) from Father to Daddy because it seems more fitting for a small child to say that instead of ‘Father’.
Poor system or in the apocalypse is saved, fortunately has the Diamond Sutra
Thanks for the chapter !
Oh my… Now that ML is his son, I hope the tragedy of last arc is not happening again.
Thank you for the translation…
Got you, nice censoring: m*asturbating 😜
Sigh, Tong-er is bound to obey CL in the future. How long till baby will topple daddy? One year, two years? I call that fast advance 😲
Thanks for the chapter!
😂 I should go fix that
I’m really like this story <3
The system has a hard life.
I wonder if the little girl is awakening a power?
Thanks for the great translation and welcome misogi 😁
Instantly knew the baby was going to be the ML!
Welcome Misogi! 🎊
Thanks for the chapter! 💕
thanks 4 the chapter………
Yaaa~y!
New editor! Welcome to the hole we call, BL!
Thank you for the chapter!
Role reversal~☆
Hahahaha!
Now MC’s going to be the “Daddy” this time~
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Thank you for the update!
CL won’t be restricted with ooc??? Damn. I wish it’s true. CL’s body doesn’t seem to be part of the main story line and the Daughter of the world is ML’s mother so there won’t… oh deym.
Hihihihi it’s the reverse from last arc. It’s Chen Liguo’s turn to play the daddy~
System, you shouldn’t bet, because look at what you wrought!!!!! Your days of witnessing more dogblood pseudo-incest plots are not over….. Thanks for the chapter!!
Thanks for the chapter.
I forgot about this arc…
I knew it! Now the roles got reversed.
Welcome to the new editor!
Thank you so much for the update.
Ahahah I figured that the child will be the ML the moment he… Idk, grew up too fast? Kinda had the suspicion when CL stole him but like yeah XD thanks for the chapter! And welcome, Misogi~~ don’t worry, I’m also not here for the smut OwO; //I can already hear ppl crying ‘lies!’ in their heart ahah XDXDXD
+999999999 damage
*urk! _(꒪ཀ꒪」∠)_
Author~~ Why do you have to spoil this story arc like that?!!! TTATT
I already have a hunch that the ML is the baobao, with the premonition of the lovable stupid dad, Chen Liguo, of his little Chen Xi growing up as OP. No need to spat it out in the beginning of the arc! I want a bit of mystery… even if I know who is the ML! I want to be conflicted for a bit with the guessing game!
sigh
I feel that the author fears that there might be a huge backlash if the kid will grow up to make his dad into his waifu. So I do understand if author-sama… But still!!!
😂 No mystery here~
「Chen Xi let his father go crazy」 lmao it’ll be his own turn sooner or later
Welcome, Misogi!!!!
Last arc MC saying ‘dad’. Now… 😏😏😏😏😏 can’t wait next chap! 😂😂😂
Lol karma
But baba is 1000000x cuter sounding than daddy!
I feel uncomfortable with this arc and the one before it.
me too. gives me the heebies jeebies
System is honestly my favorite character than the mc lol.
squishes baby
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK!
I knew the baby is ML.
I knew it! Yess!!!! The roles are reversed in this arc!!!
Thanks for the chapter!
omg,ml is too funny!!
And equally crazy system: “You’ve seen blood transfusion through drinking?”🤣
and whats the original text for,love your grandmother legs?i feel its very creative lol
“Chen Xi is the gong.”
I love it even more *olaf’svoice* hehehe
I knew it! Since the novel said that the baby’s development is abnormal, I knew that the baby is the ML!
Another father and son version!! This time I won’t complain with our untrustworthy mc o3o
I was guessing it would be like this, but still… I was hoping that the gong would have been the almost scum guy that the mother loved.
The systems line really gives me wuxian vibes gahahahahahahahha but liguo is the one with wuxian’s shamelessness but hoo i really cried from the last chapter
Thank you very much for the chapter ❤❤❤❤
two arcs about father-son relationship one after the other may be a bit suffocating, it would be better if there were a few arcs in between +_+
Knew it hahhahahahahha ML is the baby hahahhahahahaah
Haha last life mc was the son, now he’s the father. Wonder how the ml will be eating mc’s meat
Hah! I am right! Just when Chen Xi started sucking the thumb of MC o already said that Chen Xi is the ML…
i love how system goes from a normal system to a shameless system to rebut and pit our mc… I sincerely sympathize the system whenever he feels distressed with MCs shamelessness. But I still love MC nonetheless.
In the last arc, the mc is the son and the ml is the father, in this arc, the mc is the father while the ml is the son😂
… I knew baby would be ML. My bad feelings always come true sigh.
Also. Is there like a list of settings that need to be ticked off in QT novel? Literally every single one I’ve read has
Zombie apocalypse
Interstellar abo
Xianxia or historical
MC raising ML or ML raising MC (tho apparently this one has both – hallelujah ＼(^o^)／)
I thought the last arc is the maximun level of grooming. I underestimated the author. Tsk tsk tsk.
LMAOO mc raising up the ml came true
Srsly seeing this as rp ing lmaoo
HOLY SHIT THEY REVERSE HAHAAHHAHAHAHA and i get the system he’s so done with the mc’s bullshit