Translator:- Max
Editor:- Dobhsh
“Pfft——” Jiao Qi couldn’t help but laugh out loud, and he nudged him with his elbow.
Zhang Chenfei turned his head and winked at him.
Papa Jiao, who had never heard such words before, was annoyed with the two of them and was speechless for a moment. He stomped the ground with his cane and said, “Roll, Roll, Roll!”
“We will discuss this matter slowly between the two of us; you don’t need to worry about it.” Zhang Chenfei obediently stood up and pulled his little wife to the yard to watch the goldfish, leaving Papa Jiao, who was angry like a goldfish, sulking on the sofa.
Zhang Chenfei was his son-in-law, so he couldn’t directly refute him. However, with that seemingly irrelevant remark, he had already made his attitude clear.
“Look at our family’s Chenchen; he knows how to take care of people. You’ve never even said that you’d take good care of me.” Mama Jiao came down holding the puppy and satirised Papa Jiao with Guangzong.
“Wang wu!”
“How old are you? Do you still want me to take care of you?” Papa Jiao rolled his eyes.
“What’s wrong with me, I’m only five years old.” Mama Jiao put down the dog, put her fists on her cheeks, and pretended to be cute.
Papa Jiao made a vomiting motion. “You’re in your fifties; don’t do a little girl’s coquettishness. Do you know why you’re not popular? It’s because you always act like a young girl and refuse to play roles that match your age!”
Mr. Jiao Zuoren, who was in a fit of anger, was confused for a moment and strode on the back scales of the beautiful actress.
“Pa!” Zhang Chenfei, who was fishing for fish with Yan Yan, heard a crisp slap from inside the house that sounded painful. He couldn’t help but shiver and say, “Your skill in beating people must have been learned from our mom, right?”
“Pa!” Jiao Qi slapped him on the back. “Why don’t you go inside and compare?”
“You hit me; I am going to tell the teacher!”
“Haha…”
Over the weekend, the technical department worked overtime to develop a cache clearing application, and Zhang Chenfei, for the first time ever, also joined the overtime work. However, he was working from home, closely monitoring the progress of the project.
Jiao Qi leaned against him while watching the live broadcast. “Your Dick Army won first place in the whole server and is preparing for the cross-server competition.”
“Ke Ke…” At the mention of that name, Zhang Chenfei suddenly choked on his saliva. “I’m going to ask the technical department to change their names.”
“They probably don’t want to change it now.”
Dick Army’s reputation had spread far and wide and had attracted a large number of fans. They even have a fan club called “DiaoSi“.
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
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【Dick Army-Art: Do you want a capitalised and bold “Dick” flag? 】
【Dick Army-Bad: System prompt, your childhood sweetheart teammate, Bad, has left the team. If you want to win him back, please swipe one hundred thousand gifts.】
The Demon King gritted his teeth in disgust in front of the camera, saying, “Oh, no, bro, you come back! I’ll sell myself to the programmer Greg, and get you top-tier equipment!”
【Dick Army-Bad: System prompt, your childhood sweetheart teammate, Bad, is losing blood. Waiting for the captain’s money from selling himself to extend his life.】
The fans were amused by the banter between these two comedians, and they jeered and asked the Demon King to go and tease the programmer gege. Taking it seriously, the Demon King actually sent an email to the administrator, seeking official assistance.
After a while, the system sent a message back.
【Programmer Greg: I happen to be working overtime, so I’ll send you a new product.】
An additional gift package for you. Open it and check it out: five attribute-less small light bulbs
“…What is this thing?” The Demon King distributed the light bulbs to his teammates. Since it’s a new product and not junk, it must be intended for sale, so it should have some use.
After installing the lightbulbs, they automatically appeared on top of the mecha’s head, resembling an added bulge. It was not noticeable unless one looked closely.
【Dick Army-Black God of War: It doesn’t seem to be useful.】
【Dick Army-Bad: There’s no activation button either; it’s probably just an attribute-less decoration item.】
【Dick Army-Crow's Mouth: Who would buy such sand sculpture decorations? The captain’s body is not worth selling for this.】
The Demon King touched his nose. “Having free decorations is not bad either. It’s better than nothing. Let’s go and fight.”
The cross-server battles began today.
The first server’s Dick Army VS the third server’s Dragon Soul
The battlefield for the cross-server showdown had been upgraded again, with an endless black galaxy as the backdrop, filled with stars. Various interstellar debris floated around, including wrecked spaceships, dilapidated satellites, and abandoned space stations, creating a dim and desolate atmosphere.
The five mechas of the Dragon Soul team, wearing uniform cyan epaulettes, appeared on the battlefield first.
【Dragon Soul: The Soul of the Divine Dragon, Invincible! 】
The greeting message popped up, indicating that another team had joined the battlefield as well.
The moment Dick Army appeared, the entire starry sky lit up abruptly. They seemed like guiding lights in the dark night, or the sun that melted the snow in the harsh winter. The head-mounted light bulbs on the five mechas gleamed in harmony, and on the battlefield, countless large characters with a dazzling seven-coloured glow appeared: “Dick Army.”
Dragon Soul: “…”
Dick army: “…”
【Hahahahaha, what kind of sand sculpture special effects are these! 】
【The other team’s name isn’t really bad, but, uh, our team’s name, A God’s… emmmm…】
【Oh my goodness, the seven-coloured glow, capitalised and bold, endlessly scrolling! This dog’s eyes are going to be blind!】
So the dazzling special effect only appears during greetings and disappears once the battle starts.
Jiao Qi couldn’t help laughing out loud, and showed this scene to his Lao Gong. Zhang Chenfei flew into a rage out of humiliation and sent a message to that “Programmer Greg”, threatening to withhold his lunch box for today.
Over there, a quick response came back.
【Programmer Greg: President, the import is complete. Do you want to take a look? 】
With the data import completed, it meant that the rough work was done, and they could start debugging. The couple immediately rushed to the company.
The programmers in the Technical Department were testing with their own smart brains.
“The data is too old; we can’t achieve one-click cleaning. It’s been running for half an hour, and it’s still not finished,” the testers pointed at the progress bar on the screen and said.
This was the internal setup of a tech guy’s smart brain, and it had cached three movies. The progress bar crawled as slowly as a snail, and the external device showed the movies in rewind playback.
“This application causes data to regress, cleaning it bit by bit. It cleans very thoroughly, but it’s a bit slow.” The young technical supervisor explained to Zhang Chenfei as he took off his anti-radiation glasses. “Rest assured, it won’t damage core data and is suitable for all smart brains.”
Zhang Chenfei frowned as he looked at the movie rewinding on the screen. “Will data regression be reflected in the person’s body?”
The technician offered his external device for testing and raised his hand. “If you activate the viewing mode, you will see the movie in rewind, but if you don’t, it won’t have any impact.”
In other words, for ordinary people, they can activate the cleaning process before going to sleep, turn off the audio and visual functions, and when they wake up, their memory will be clean.
“If it can’t be one-click cleared, it might not be easy to promote.” Jiao Qi was a layman and also noticed the problem. With such low efficiency, it wouldn’t have a market in this era that values speed in smart brains.
“The market currently lacks similar products, so it might be fine for now. If we obtain the 5.0 data from the NC, how long would the upgrade take?” Zhang Chenfei looked towards the technical director.
“There is a big difference between 5.0 and 3.0, so complete import would take at least ten days. Adding various debugging tasks, the earliest completion would be around half a month.”
Ten days, plus the negotiating time with NC…
Zhang Chenfei’s brow furrowed, “Speed up the testing process. Let’s first get 1.0 done. Having something is better than nothing.”
Thanks to the old and simple data, this application was made very quickly, and it was completed on Sunday night in a hurry, becoming the first generation smart brain clearing tool—”Internal Broom 1.0″.
Leading Jiao Qi, Zhang Chenfei went to the President’s office, where he retrieved the long-forgotten Louis XIII and installed “Broom 1.0” on it.
“Wait,” Jiao Qi held onto his Lao Gong’s wrist, preventing him from wearing Louis XIII. “Your smart brain is in disarray right now. You can’t activate the internal device.”
“If we don’t activate it, we can’t clean it.” Zhang Chenfei reassured his little wife, patting his hand gently. He then started Louis XIII and connected it to the office computer screen. “Waiting for version 5.0 for one-click cleaning would take nearly a month, and during that time, we could have changed three or four scripts.”
These scripts were random, and Zhang Chenfei cannot control them himself. It might be acceptable for ordinary CEO novels, or at worst, a bit embarrassing, but the concern was that there could be some dangerous situations.
As the welcome interface of Louis XIII appeared on the screen, the moment the internal device was activated, Zhang Chenfei experienced a brief moment of discomfort.
“Chen Fei!” Jiao Qi quickly supported him.
“It’s okay. I’m just not used to it after such a long time.” Zhang Chenfei said this while taking the opportunity to rub his face against his little wife’s. He quickly located the problematic folder, and the number of articles displayed on the interface stunned both of them.
As expected of a pirated folder, with over a hundred novels of various genres arranged without any logical order. At the pace of finishing one book per week, it would take an estimated two to three years to act out all the scripts.
Using Broom 1.0 may cause data regression, which might be manageable for regular smart brains, but they are unsure of the implications when applied to someone with Disordered Syndrome. After discussing it, the couple decided not to use it for now and waited to see what the next script would be before making a decision.
“If it’s a dangerous script, press the clear button immediately, okay?” Zhang Chenfei gave his little wife full application permissions and connected to Annie.
Jiao Qi frowned as he looked at the remote broom symbol on Annie’s interface and nodded. He transferred the novel folder to his own email and decided not to install it in his smart brain. Instead, he kept it on the computer’s hard drive.
On Monday, Zhang Chenfei was still sober and scheduled another negotiation with NC representatives. This time, the atmosphere wasn’t as friendly as before. He informed them that they had received an olive branch from a US company. If NC didn’t cooperate, they would completely lose this opportunity.
At the same time, Jiang Rourou’s lawsuit against NC also went to court.
After giving the representatives a thorough dressing down, Zhang Chenfei was in a good mood and took Jiao Qi to Peach Blossom and Liushui Pavilion for a meal.
“Why did you choose this place again?” Jiao Qi lifted the sweet plum wine and took a sip. The private restaurant had antique decoration, complemented by the serene and melodious sound of the Zither, giving one a feeling of being transported through time and space.
“It’s rare to see you enjoy eating.” Zhang Chenfei refilled Jiao Qi’s glass, captivatingly looking at his little wife’s face. “I’ve already proposed marriage to your father.”
“Pa-ta”, Jiao Qi said, dropping the piece of fish he had just picked up back into the bowl and looking at him. “Proposed Marriage? You…”
“Before, I kept it from you, afraid that it might scare you away. My name is Zhang Chenfei, and my courtesy name is Big Dick. I am the regent prince of this Dashi Dynasty!”
The author has something to say:
It’s not a “three-year-old nurturing” script! My name is Green Bird, and my courtesy name is “Has Morals!”
Thanks for the update!
OMG, I love this novel so much.
Hahaha I was actually looking forward to see how Chenfei would act with a toddler Yanyan. A little fresh air from the smutty tropes. Would he enroll him in daycare or take him to the company lol
Oop there we go, another script xD