Editors: sleepchaser, con
There are some non-con elements in this chapter part. Reader discretion is advised.
“Ahhhhh!! Stop it, this is scary!” I tried to wipe the thing off, swiping my hands from my feet to my butt, but it slipped between my fingers. Although it looked like some kind of transparent gel, it was definitely moving.
Half-crazed, I wrestled with the gel. But every time I managed to get a hold of it, bits and pieces would slip through and drop back on to me, eventually returning it to its original form.
My resistance was in vain. The sensation of something cold penetrating my ass was clear as day.
I screamed, yet it came out silent.
And then, my whole body slumped in defeat. Just like that, I was deflowered by some strange creature. I would be parasitized, and in the worst case, die.
Such a delusion plot ran through my head after I had been drowned in despair.
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
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Still, I realized straight away that it was bad to have that thing inside my ass. Despite the fear I felt, my breath grew erratic, my body noticeably hotter. Was it poison? It felt a bit itchy when it had first entered, and that itch was starting to transform into a dull pain.
Oh no, my internal organs were melting!
Miserable, I was so miserable. My cheeks grew damp, fear the source of my tears. “Uu, uu, what should I do now? I’ll die. If this keeps up, I will really die…” Even so, I clung to the back of the couch, still thrusting and dragging my fingers inside my naked ass, creating an even more wretched sight…
That was when I remembered—
It was about time for Sig to return.
“Minoru, call my name.” At the sound of Sig’s voice, I looked in his direction. Our gazes met. He was standing still in front of the door. As if he were frozen. At that moment, I really wanted to just die.
Ah, but before I die, I should at least do this.
“Sigmund. Take it out…”
As soon as I called his name, the disappointing sound of a notification rang from my smartphone on the couch.
🌸
The true name that Sig had entrusted to me had the power to calm him down.
Sig always reminded me to “call his name if something happened,” but I didn’t want to use his real name too much.
[Penalty: ▼1000 PT | Forbidden word]
That’s because calling his name itself was a “penalty” act.
My shoulders drooped as I looked at the latest notification on my phone. I’d also gotten a penalty when I plucked the flowers, but the amount of points deducted back then wasn’t close to this. It really sucked.
“Ah, convenience store, eh? That’s no good, Minoru. You have to store it in a tightly sealed container when you don’t use it. Or else, they will head towards their feeding grounds on their own,”said God in his message.
“Feeding grounds…” My eyes glazed. I had already changed my clothes, and Sig was sitting beside me on the couch.
That gel-like thing that attacked me was the slime we won from “Kacha.”
Once Sig had collected himself, he removed the convenience store from me with ease, and put it in a transparent container. How he managed to do so was still a mystery to me. After a while, the slime returned to its original shape of a fist-sized rubber ball, and didn’t move an inch.
I guessed that thing “ate” me because the lid of the container had grown loose…
Slime Ben was a creature that absorbed animal waste and turned it into its own energy. To put it simply, they ate shit. Of course, it also ate mine.
And while they were eating, they would secrete pleasuring substances with an effect similar to aphrodisiac, so that its prey wouldn’t resist. Which explained why I had felt hot and itchy before.
“They relieve pain and clean the insides. My race used them during mating. With this, I don’t have to worry that will hurt you,” Sig explained.
That thing was certainly a convenient cleaner. It was no surprise that they called it a convenience store… maybe.
I looked away from Sig’s earnest face, placing my head in my hands. I wouldn’t have to worry about our nighttime activities anymore, but I wonder why…
I wanted to dig a hole next to Iwao and bury myself in it.
First danmei novel I’ve read that includes magical enemas or just at all touches on the shit issue. I am… shooketh? Terribly amused? Surprised that the author decided to go there? 😂 Hilarious chapter. Thank you for the translation
I do not know what to feel about this—
Thanks for the update
Omg I just thought it was just lube and not some sentient self feeding organism… but I guess it’s so convenient??????
But also minoru should definitely ask for clear explanations for anything he receives to avoid any future surprises! 😛
I don’t think that they are weird? I actually like how author shows the common sense difference between Minoru and Sig. It is something that most ignore
Thank you for the chapter~
Ignore the people constantly complaining. You do you boo. 😘 If you want to translate this book before NHAD, then do it. If you want to cut it into parts, then do it. Just know that as there are people who complain, there will be people out there that will support your decisions. Do things at your own pace because YOU are the one sacrificing your time and effort into translating these amazing books to us~ 😊
P.S. Nothing in BL phases me anymore, so what happened wasn’t really weird to me… Is that bad? 😂
You have simply adapted to the BL environment
…reading your name in comments after reading this chapter… ☺ You aren’t related to the slime ball are you? (sorry, my mind just went weird places)
It’s up to your discretion is it about food or ‘food’ 🧐😂
Thx for the update (≧▽≦)/
Reading novel for free (with quality guaranteed) and still have guts to complain? I- ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Don’t listen to them mii, just do whatever you want and thank you again for translating this novel and bring joy to the danmei community! ◦°˚\(*❛‿❛)/˚°◦
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So it’s going to end soon?
Don’t mind negative comments xD
If you isekai’d then there are always cultural/world differences between org and new world. I would be really amaised by characters who are able to integrate themselves into the new world the moment they knew that they isekai’d
Like the whole “They grew up in the US/Canada/UK where kissing on the mouth is a normal greeting!” We know it’s patently untrue, but it’s a trope anyway X-D
Or how someone who’s half-white or a quarter white has blond hair and blue eyes. It defies common sense but you see it in manga all the time *shrugs*
tl;dr: Translate what makes you happy! If they don’t like reading Japanese BL tropes they can go read other novels!
Mii, I love both this and NHAD and appreciate you bringing these gems to us. As long as you don’t drop either, I have no complaints (one must learn patience when reading danmei and not knowing Chinese). We’ll get to the end eventually, so don’t listen to the complainers. Keep up the great work! 😘
So it’s…a slime, which (sadly?) isn’t new to me, but the eating poo part though, that’s new lol. Convenient indeed. Minoru must have been a pretty vanilla mangaka tho, lol.
The misunderstanding parts in the store are a little silly but they’re from really different worlds so it makes sense…these two are both introverts, so they just need to make an effort to communicate more! Just translate what you want to translate
💕.
Honestly, I love it 😂
As a fujoshi i always wondered about the shit issue but never dared to know more and finally someone considered the topic 🙈
Still, I’m strangely weirded out by the slime
Your reaction towards this story is also understandable.
Just remember that you’re the one who’s in control, thus you’re the one who decided on everything.
I don’t mind the parts because it makes the reading experience more exciting.
About NHAD, I used to read it too but then I stopped because it was too long per chapter.
Don’t just focus on negative comments, remember that there are many of us who are excited about this novel just as you do.
And yes, some parts does make me question this story, but overall, this is a good one.
Thanks for the update ❤️
This whole chapter I was like: 🤔
Thanks for the chapter!
uh, after reading this and not being disturbed…. i have been questioning how i came to be like this… then i realized, this is pretty tame compared to most Japanese Yaoi mangas I’ve read 😓
oh, well. At least Sig is a sweet doting hubby for Minoru!
Thank you for continuing the translation of this and all your hard work! I’m reading both this and NHAD. And I LOVE BOTH novels. Thank you so much for bringing these two into my life!🤩
yay mii!
personally… I think this chapter is a little less that what I expected… m(._.)m
Hm? That wasn’t that bad? The second hand embarrassment killed me though. Well it’s also good because sometimes when reading BL I wonder if it’s dirty down there lol…
Anyways, I’m enjoying this novel and I don’t really see much wrong with Minoru. Sig is also one of the better semes too. He also doesn’t feel up his uke w/o consent, cough Alfred cough. I still love both NHAD and this though. Ignore those complaining.
Thanks for all the hard work! ❤
Yeah but I think Lian is a lot more dense (emotionally speaking) than Minoru. But yeah…Sig deserves a medal for his patience. Especially walking in on this scene…can you imagine Al’s reaction if he had walked in on Lian like this? 😂
That’d be quite steamy…/// Al would probably pounce on Lian. But imagining the innocent bun Lian doing this…
Awww. /pat pat Mii-san! I loved reading it too. I agree, I didn’t like Minoru in the beginning. But it’s not to the extent of hating him. Everybody has different reactions to weird inexplicable situations. His didn’t make me happy that’s all. But essentially, he’s a super kind-hearted artsy fool. You just grow to like him I guess. And Sig is the beshtestest! So I really thank you for continuing. Thanks for the chapter 😊😍
This thing should be introduced to other bl stories/novels too 😂
Yea, that wasn’t pleasant, for me or Minoru. I think the embarrassment is the worst part.
That’s really convenient, ngl I want one for myself too (pooping is tiring)