Guide on How to Fail at Online DatingCh88 - Make her stop harassing your husband.

 

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sounds like wuwu, which sounds like crying

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38 comments

  1. [ “Fuck, why are we dating just like that Gege. Have you not forgiven me yet, do you want to continue tormenting me?”]

    He want to love you, let him

  2. Everyone’s yearning for Xiao Tianjing’s trophy husband. They brought Jing Huan’s fury upon themselves ¯_(ツ)_/¯

  5. Huan Huan’s internal thoughts and embarrassment at his own actions make me thrive! XD And XHZ really is going all out on his attacks huh

    Thanks for the chapter! 🙂

  6. Xiang Huaizhi!! You’re too powerful! Your flirting is beyond this world! I can’t believe Huanhuan is still alive after all that was shoved to his face, hahaha.

    Thanks for the chapter!

  7. Someone’s unconsciously jealous! 🤣 Oh i look forward to the chapter where Huanhuan realizes he has fallen hard for XHZ!!! Thanks for the chapter! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  9. Huanhuan freaking out. Huanhuan whining what do you mean dating?? Why are you tormenting me like this T T Then..Huanhuan meeting a girl who copied him and dare called his XHZ Gege

    😡😡😡😡😡🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    – Blacklist –

    LMAOOOO Huanhuan was like I might be confusing rn but don’t you dare—- And that lip balm loool Then XHZ /holds my nose The BATH The “forgetting his clothes”. Then smoothly hold Huanhuan’s hand and touch his cheek. Dropping the word “your husband”. Ayyy👀👀👀

    Thank you for the chapter!🥰

  10. Waiting for the scheduled updates are always so worth it~

    Omg Xiang Gege~ make Huanhuan call you husband~!!!

    Huanhuan admitting to not liking other people call Xiang Gege as Gege~ uwu

    Where did you learn all these tricks Xiang Gege??? Where??? I almost did the lick lick thing Huanhuan messaged before because of the just showered, showing my abs scene…

    What could have made the scene better is if Huanhuan had the voice changer with him and replied with that on… lol

    Thanks for the chapter~ ( ^ ♡ ^ )/

  11. The comments for each chapter are some of the best on this site! rofl

    Thanks for the great translation.

  12. JH applying lip balm before meeting his gege is all I needed to know as the ship’s captain to check if the ship is sailing smoothly.

  13. Omggggggggg I’m squealing hhhhh

    Thank you so much for the chapter!

  16. // Jing Huan suddenly felt like he was playing a horror game, and a holographic one at that. Open the door to immediately get jumped by a ghost and devoured alive.//

    Yep, you’re gonna be devoured alive, Huanhuan, but not in a gory horror way 😁😁

    .

    Thanks for the chapter ❤

  17. “Xiang Huaizhi had forgotten to take his clothes into the bathroom with him”

    Of course XHZ “forgot”, it’s totally not him wanting to show off his abs in front of Huanhuan.

    Thanks for the chapter <3

  20. Wife’s dorm viait + (Wife) fanservice 🤭 + Vinegar Huanhuan ☺️ + advocating the revenge against wife’s identity thief 😈

    = 👌quality dog food material right there 👌

    Thank you so much for this chapter 💕

  23. Jing Huan has something to say: Orz orz orz orz

  24. [“She… was copying me.”

    Jing Huan said it and immediately regretted it.

    No, what was he fussing over with a girl… An imitation was an imitation, it wasn’t a big deal.

    “So excessive?” Xiang Huaizhi raised his eyebrow. “What else.”

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    These words were vague and emboldened Jing Huan.

    He subconsciously said, “And called you Gege.” ]

    omygod I almost laugh in the *censored*–

    XDXDXD this is so cute….

  25. Or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or oror or or or or or or or or or ……

    \(*₩*)/

  28. dear translator, oh if you’re not mention it i wont aware that XHZ is del ibertly did that 🤣

    thank you for your hardwork

  33. “Open the door to immediately get jumped by a ghost and devoured alive.”

    it’s a different type of devouring Jing Huan ahヽ(´▽`)/ it’s~

  36. Jealous huanhuan hasn’t realized his feelings yet~ 🍋🍋🍋🍋 how dare that btch try to imitate us, offer your life to laozi 😡😡😡

    Thank you for the chapter! 🌺💖