Fool, Grandpa Can Transform!Ch1 - He Witnessed The Miracle of Genetic Mutation – He Transformed

February 2, 2222. On the second day of the Chinese Lunar New Year, at 9:50 a.m.

At a time when families are gathered together lazing in bed until late morning, a young man is experiencing the human misery of being at the end of his rope. c5axkD

“C’mon, little bastard, try running away again! Run! Aren’t you f*cking capable? Pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger, right? Did you learn to work undercover from the cops? Why don’t you try again today, huh?!”

Saying this, the big man grabbed the young man’s long, dark, tied up hair and yanked it back, exposing his long, slender neck.

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This bent backward posture made the young man’s already slightly upturned phoenix eyes involuntarily look even more arrogant and seductive, and, at that moment, if he had hooked the corner of his lips, he would have made countless face dogs die on the spot.

Unfortunately, the dozen or so strong men surrounding the youth were not the types to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, and they looked at him as if wanting to tear him apart.

The handsome young man was obviously not feeling very comfortable being grabbed by the hair and having his neck stretched. At this point, he couldn’t laugh, yet he wasn’t scared to the point of tears, he just sighed somewhat helplessly:

“Brother Sun, you’ve misunderstood me. I’ve already told you that I didn’t let that undercover agent go, neither did I ruin the business the other times. I just took the blame for some people ah…”

“They are all jealous and covet my beauty.”

“I’m honestly more wronged than Dou E.”

The bald man known as Brother Sun laughed coldly after hearing the youth’s words. He didn’t believe him at all. The back of the knife in his hand slapped the youth’s face and his voice turned gloomy. CfLlZF

“Gou Fugui! You’re already a dead man, and you’re still trying to fool Laozi! Do you really think we still don’t know your true identity?”

“Your father lost his life gambling at our casino 20 years ago! Gou Tianqi was your father, right?!”

The handsome young man’s face went blank the moment he heard those words. His pretty phoenix eyes dropped, not letting anyone see the look inside. DYK sm

“You’re done pretending now?” Brother Sun looked at the expressionless Gou Fugui and snorted twice, “Too late! You can only wait to have your legs broken and be sent to Young Huang’s bed!” With that, Brother Sun instructed his men to tie the youth up.

But just at this moment, the originally bright sky suddenly darkened.

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These vortexes blotted out the sun, covered the clouds, enveloped the high-rise buildings, and obscured the earth.

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“What’s going on?!”

One of the gangsters beside Brother Sun exclaimed uncontrollably and took several panicked steps backward – just three steps ahead of them, a huge vortex had appeared out of thin air. PSa09M

It was so huge that it took up almost the entire street and even spread to the edge of a row of storefronts on the other side of the street. It was spinning slowly in a counter-clockwise direction, a grey mist floated out of the hole, making it impossible to see it clearly.

Looking into its depth for a few seconds too long would make one feel like their consciousness would soon be swallowed up.

Brother Sun, who was holding Gou Fugui, subconsciously let go of Gou Fugui’s hair and hurriedly took a few steps back.

The huge black vortex looked too terrifying and ominous. AN6Oo8

It spun silently, as if the end of it would lead to hell and death.

The whole planet was plunged into a terrified silence as one “black gate” after another descended with an unstoppable trend.

The uneasiness spread fast.

And just as the terror was about to reach its climax, the earth suddenly shook. QLAGC4

Then, all the living beings on earth heard a voice.

It was not a human voice or a language of any kind, nor the chirping of animals or the wave frequency of plants. It was like the wind blowing past the ears, like the rippling of water, like the resonance of all creatures in the world.

The sound didn’t last long, but after the voice drifted away, all living creatures understood its meaning –

To summarise: [The end is near, save yourself or die]. cDkz2F

These “black vortexes” that suddenly descended were their dimension’s gates to the “doomed worlds”. Because too many worlds were about to collapse and the balance was broken, the destructive forces of these doomed worlds couldn’t be controlled and spread to the peaceful dimension where Gou Fugui and the others were.

If these gates of doom cannot be closed, Gou Fugui’s world will be invaded by the same destructive forces and they will have to face the end of the world.

The way to close the gates of doom was for the beings of this world to jump into the black vortexes and go to the doomed worlds to find the “world’s core” of each world and repair it or retrieve it.

Gou Fugui’s face turned solemn, his expression was a bit odd but he hadn’t lost his cool yet. sBtnbO

Instead, the expressions and behaviors of the group of gangsters chasing him broke down.

“Damn, is this f*cking real?! Doomsday?!”

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“I -f*ck, f*ck, f*ck- I’ve lived for 30 years and I’ve always thought this was an ordinary world, and now you’re f*cking telling me I’m living in the fantasy/mystery genre?”

“No, brother, if we classify it carefully, we’re in the [apocalypse] genre here, right? After all, if we can’t close the Doomsday Gates, our side will become a doomsday world too!” 2Ev cb

“Don’t talk about unlucky things, talk about the rewards! Forget about what the rewards from the various worlds’ consciousnesses are, but the things of the doomsday world can be brought back in limited quantities! Surely gold isn’t important anymore in a doomsday world, right? If you can bring back a bag of gold…”

“Gold my ass!!!” Brother Sun roared, “Do you think you can be a savior?! You’ve never seen any of those doomsday movies, have you?! Think about whether you can run through a world full of zombies with your body and brain, or run for your life at -20 degrees celsius without clothes!”

“Listen to Laozi, stay away from the black holes! The voice said we’re not obliged to enter, let’s just treat these black vortexes as a restricted military zone! The sky is falling and the taller ones are holding it up! It’s not our job to save the world!”

“Moreover,” Brother Sun paused, “even if you want to seek wealth and honor, there’s no rush… so many gates of doom out there, there’s always going to be the first person to eat crab.”

Brother Sun’s implicit meaning soon stabilized the fearful and greedy gangsters, and he was very satisfied with the way his men obeyed him. At that moment, he regained his bearings and remembered the reason for coming out today, but he was suddenly shocked – he didn’t have Gou Fugui’s hair in his hand! qAH6Kw

Brother Sun looked up at once and saw Gou Fugui who had, at some point, moved close to the black vortex.

The beautiful and deceitful bastard was grinning at him with bared teeth.

Brother Sun’s eyes widened in anger and disbelief as he roared, “Stop him!!”

However, in the next second, Gou Fugui jumped straight into the huge black vortex with his backpack on his back and gave him a firm, slender middle finger on his way out. d3bs61

“F*ck-!!!”

Thirty minutes later, Fugui Street in Fugui County, Wenchang City was taken over by the military and the entire Fugui Street was closed off.

An hour later, the Chinese military’s “Doomsday Dimension Exploration Teams” were hastily set up. At the same time, the military discovered Gou Fugui, who had jumped into the vortex, from the surveillance videos and started collecting all the information about him.

Five minutes later, one member of the first team and nine members of the second team, totaling ten fully armed soldiers, entered the doomsday gate on Fugui Street. Bnup8d

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While the world was in turmoil and everyone was discussing the gates of doom, Gou Fugui had already passed through the black vortex that looked like the giant mouth of a beast.

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

At first, Gou Fugui closed his eyes tightly and waited for the unknown pain to come.

However, he didn’t feel any pain while crossing dimensions, except that he suddenly felt raindrops falling on his face and body, and a heat that was hard to ignore coming from the backpack he was carrying. efP2Xx

Gou Fugui’s eyes snapped open and the sight before him left him a little dazed. Before he could ascertain where he was, the weightlessness of the free fall told him – he was in the sky.

Then, it suddenly dawned on him that the huge, towering wall-like thing he had just vaguely seen in the sky was a giant f*cking tidal wave more than ten stories high!

Plop…

Gou Fugui fell into the sea, water pouring in from all sides, almost drowning him. He should be thankful that he didn’t fall from a very high altitude. Although he plunged into the sea, his body didn’t suffer too much damage from the collision. cdyWhb

But even so, the situation was grave. Gou Fugui had to hold his breath and quickly swim to the surface, otherwise, he would be finished in less than ten minutes once the huge waves came.

So Gou Fugui tried his best to calm down and held his breath as he swam towards the surface with both hands.

Even swimming in a calm sea can make you feel the strong friction of water resistance, let alone swimming during a violent storm. Gou Fugui’s wet head finally emerged from the water with great effort, but before he could catch his breath, he was knocked back into the water by a wave.

“Cough, cough, cough, cough! I, I f*ck…” VtjK5u

As Gou Fugui floundered and was knocked back into the water by a wave for the third time, a look of having nothing to live for appeared on Gou Fugui’s handsome face that didn't match his name at all.

[If I have committed some unforgivable sin, please let a handsome man punish me. Instead of a cold ocean wave slapping me to death.]

“At this time, cough, I’m just thinking of my, cough, oddly adorable creatures.”

Gou Fugui struggled to rub his face with both hands, “If only I were a sea otter.” uD42Z0

Then, rubbing his face, Gou Fugui suddenly realized that something didn’t feel right.

He subconsciously rubbed his face again, and then he abruptly stretched out his hands. He witnessed the miracle of genetic mutation.

He, f*cking, transformed.

A sea otter, the kind that can open its mouth and say f*ck. TLPzCQ

“…f*ck?!”

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