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「Should we head to our house this weekend?」 asked Jung Haekyung excitedly instead of eating his food. I wasn’t excited. The house he referred to as “our house” no longer referred to his parents’ house. He was talking about my house, the one he insisted was our marital home and the one he nicknamed “Rapunzel’s castle”. I never really liked the place to begin with, but now, it has become the place I hated the most. I couldn’t go in without him, and I couldn’t leave the place without him either, so in reality, the term “our house” felt rather funny. If we went there on the weekends, then I’d have to actually crawl at his feet. Not that I wasn’t crawling at his feet right now, of course. I didn’t want to go there, but I couldn’t tell him that I didn’t want to go.
「That’s… Let’s watch a movie. That new one—what was it called again, the one with the zombies…」 I cautiously suggested, attempting to cater to Jung Haekyung’s taste in movies. However, he wasn’t keen on going out these days. Still, that didn’t mean he’d fuck me every time we made eye contact or anything. He kept suggesting we try strange things, saying that too much penetrative sex was bad for the body. Like right now.
「I want to do this.」
What Jung Haekyung showed me was… dog play. It was evident who would be playing the role of the dog. Even though I was currently being treated almost the same as a dog, I didn’t want to become a full-on dog.
「…But I want to watch a movie…」
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「It said that the other party wouldn’t be happy with just having dates at home.」
The soup caught in my throat, and I began to cough. Was Jung Haekyung okay? I asked myself, and then a barrage of questions followed.
「Honestly, I can’t understand it at all. Is it really true? You don’t like how we only have dates at home?」
Jung Haekyung’s questions typically fell into two categories. One kind had a predetermined answer, and the other stemmed from genuine curiosity. Providing a different response to the predetermined questions could make things quite draining. So, I had to answer the way he wanted. However, when it came to questions born out of curiosity, I was free to express my thoughts. It was up to him whether he chose to listen or not, but anyway, I could have an influence on his decision. The term “date” irked me, but I answered nonetheless.
「…Yeah.」
Jung Haekyung nodded. I carefully asked, 「Then, are we going to watch a movie?」
「No. We’re going home, aren’t we?」
「…What about The Romance White Paper?」
「Yeah, that thing’s pretty useful.」
「What?」
「You said you wanted to go out. Then, we’d have to go home first.」
「…….」
「I think it’d be super cute to see you pestering me to go out. Especially while wearing a dog collar.」
In his excitement, Jung Haekyung focused on internet shopping. From time to time, he showed me all kinds of dog collars, headbands with attached ears, and vibrators with tails and asked me if I liked them. Since this was a question with a predetermined answer, I just answered with a “yeah”.
orcinus comments:
euijin’s internal dialogue will always be my favourite part bc he’s so done with haekyung 💀
Yeah….
Yeah- definitely
FR, Euijin probably has the most intense bitch face known to man