Yin Mingzheng: โ…..โ
Yin Mingzheng: โ…..”
His mouth opened and closed, but he didnโt know what to say.
Before even considering the fact that they were of two different races at war, the youthful appearance of the other person made Yin Mingzheng feel like he was going to be thrown in jail.
He lied back down on the floor and asked the question that was burning in his mind. โAre you an adult?โ
Shi Qing: โWhatโs an adult?โ
โLike how old are you this year?โ Yin Mingzheng tried his best to shift backwards. He luckily gained some strength from being crushed by Mount Tai so many times. He still couldnโt throw off Shi Qing, but he could at least move around.
He was only free to move for a few seconds before the youth adjusted his weight to be heavier again.
Then Shi Qingโs clear voice rang out. โItโs been 50,000 years since I was born.โ He looked like he wanted to be praised.
Yin Mingzheng: โ……I thought you said you were just born.โ
โYeah, I was just born.โ Shi Qing sat on the man with an โIโm innocent and telling the truthโ look on his face while spitting lies.
โTime isnโt really a concept for the Mechanical race. Iโve been searching for a new planet with my army since I was born. I only started to move after finding Earth.โ
The protagonist quickly found a loophole. He asked Shi Qing, โHow many years have you been on this planet?โ
โAccording to how you humans count time, almost a week.โ
Yin Mingzhengโs hand relaxed and he let his head hit the floor with a thud.
โThat wonโt do.โ
โOn Earth, we calculate age based on the first day every person arrives on this planet. Youโve only been here a week, so youโre still a baby.
Shi Qingโs face appeared confused like he had hoped. He tilted his head. โIโm a baby on your planet?โ
Yin Mingzhengโs eyes were complicated as he met the youthโs clear ones. He wasnโt sure if he felt more guilty at bullying a kid or more relieved at finding a way to escape.
He didnโt technically lie.
Werenโt the ages of Earthโs children counted from the first day they arrived in the world?
Anyways, Yin Mingzheng had a complicated expression while he said, โYep. Human only ** with those that are 18 years or older only, not children.โ
โSo it was like that.โ
โOkay. Iโll listen to you since youโre my companion.โ
Before Yin Mingzheng could relax, Shi Qing pressed on his chest through his clothes. There was a self-righteous look on his face. โIf we canโt **, we can still combine our small parts like in your planetโs traditions.โ
โI wonโt complain about your small part, so youโre not allowed to dislike mine either.โ
Yin Mingzheng widened his eyes at the decisive tone of the youth. He tried to push him away. โNoโฆ…Mmmph!โ
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He fought valiantly but his efforts were futile.
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Ktf 10,000 sfjg biv Djys Hlcu ifjcfv mibrfg klat j tjqqs fzqgfrrlbc jcv reuufrafv ab atf yfoevvifv Tlc Zlcuhtfcu:
โLetโs do this everyday until I turn eighteen here!โ
The man who had lived his whole life without being kissed until now stared at the other person that seemed pretty pleased with himself.
Men tended to treat those that they had been intimate with differently. It was only after being kissed that Yin Mingzheng realised how outstanding Shi Qingโs looks were.
He had seen several young men with similar delicate features on the base. Although they werenโt as eye-catching as Shi Qing, they could still become an idol in the world before the apocalypse.
But due to their slender bodies, they were useless against the invaders and unsuited to manual labour, so they could only rely on others. Their fates were to be displayed like a pet canary.
There were people who offered to gift Yin Mingzheng a canary before, but he straight-out refused using the excuse that he had no time for them.
And now, he had been pressed down against the floorboards by this seemingly weak youth and experienced their small parts intertwining.
A radiant blush rose on his handsome face.
[Ding! Yin Mingzhengโs animosity value: 97/100]
After being forced to watch Ying Mingzheng try to trick the Host only to be tricked himself, the System calmly activated the censorship program it had bought. It informed the Host that this program could automatically filter out any scene unsuitable for children under three and would cover the offending items in a mosaic blur.
The marketplace back at HQ also sent a complimentary copy of โGuide to getting along with your Hostโ.
It opened up the book with excitement.
Shi Qing asked: [What did you buy this for?]
The System immediately put what it had learned to use. [Today, a pure System died a painful death. I bought this to save its soul.]
[If the Host comforts me now, Iโll still be the little System that loves you!]
Shi Qing felt that the IQ of his System was dropping.
He hesitated before trying to be reassuring:
[What a shame. Do you need me to buy a wreath for the grave?]
The System looked at the part in the guide that said โThe Host will be very worried and ask its System if it is feeling fine and comfort itโ: โฆโฆ.
It silently deleted the guide.
No problem.
Thereโs no need to sweat the details.
Itโll be fine as long as the Host completes the tasks like a boss (Iโm not sad at all.jpg).
__
Yin Mingzheng discovered that Shi Qing began behaving like a leopard cub that had its first taste of meat since that first day. He was always eyeing him like he was prey.
Before Ying Mingzheng could eat, they had to bump parts.
Before Ying Mingzheng could sleep, they had to bump parts.
Before Ying Mingzheng could enjoy a moment without any androids around, they had to bump parts.
If he didnโt want to bump, this 10,000 year old baby would press him onto the nearest floor/wall/bed/window until a big man like Yin Mingzheng satisfied him with a blush on his face.
Yin Mingzheng has also occasionally mentioned that he wanted Shi Qing to help repel the Insects, but he was promptly shut down.
The alien teen said with conviction: โThe Mechanical race would never help others.โ
Afterwards, no matter what Yin Mingzheng tried to say, he pretended like he couldnโt hear him. His suspicions were also aroused by this suggestion, and he began to confine his man to the room. He could have anything he asked for but he wasnโt allowed to leave.
The third day that Shi Qing had finished โwatchingโ the drama series, he went into Yin Mingzhengโs room very early in the morning and squirmed his way under the blanket.
He knew from the moment he walked in that Yin Mingzheng was pretending to be asleep.
Before when he was fighting the Insect race, he was a hero that needed to be available at any moment. He had already mastered the art of rapidly waking up after hearing suspicious noises. How could he not react when Shi Qing arrived?
Shi Qing didnโt mind him pretending. He climbed into Yin Mingzhengโs lap and raised his head to look at his small part.
When Yin Mingzheng continued to fake sleep, he stared at his long eyelashes and gave a rating to the System: [Great hand feel, makes people feel emotional and bouncy. With such long eyelashes, pah, he almost looks like a girl.]
[Look, heโs getting embarrassed. I just happen to like it when he plays hard to get.]
Shi Qing laughed childishly as he nuzzled the manโs face.
All the System could see with the censorship program on was a mosaic. It calmly downloaded โ300 Childrenโs Songsโ.
Shi Qing felt very satisfied by the soft and bouncy skin beneath his hands. He was like a vicious but sticky little leopard. Even if his little part met its companion, his body continued to try and get closer to Yin Mingzheng until the man had no choice but to open his eyes.
Due to his inexperience, he felt more uncomfortable and shy each time the youth clung to him and requested to bump parts.
Truthfully, Shi Qing was just satisfying his own desires. But seeing as Yin Mingzhengโs animosity value only dropped five points in three days, he decided to go easy on him.
So while the man was blushing like a tomato while letting Shi Qing do whatever he wants, he suddenly stopped and asked with an unhappy tone: โWhy do you never take part in the sequence with me? Why am I always doing all the work?โ
Yin Mingzheng could fearlessly face an Insect as tall as a skyscraper.
He could also charge towards an Insect with 78 heads.
He was even fine alone in front of millions of low-level enemies.
But he just couldnโt look into the dissatisfied eyes of this youth.
Maybe it was the first time he had captured someone since he was born 10,000 years ago, but the little leopard in front of him was eager to roar and bite into his prey with his milk teeth.
These bites didnโt hurt the prey. It felt more like the little leopard was licking him. Now the cub wanted his prey to play with him the same way.
Yin Mingzheng felt like he couldnโt do it.
It was already wrong to be enjoying the contact. How could he possibly initiate it?
What kind of person would do that?
Shi Qing immediately picked up on his refusal.
So he went to pull Yin Mingzhengโs hand and tried to lure this moral man with conditions: โDonโt you want to explore the ship? If you go through the sequence with me, Iโll let you out.โ
โOnce is fine, just once.โ The youth pulled his hand this way and that, acting spoiled: โJust once, okay?โ
Yin Mingzheng thought that Shi Qing rather resembled a peacock confidently waving its tail while waiting for his prey to fall into his trap.
Although it has been rough these past few days, he did gather valuable intel. He knew that the master of this ship was Shi Qing, and he had a pretty good idea of his personality.
Innocent but not naive, ignorant but quick to learn. While he was easy to coax, he also knew how to act spoiled to get his way. The more time he spent with him, the more Yin Mingzheng felt like he might actually develop feelings for Shi Qing if it wasnโt for their different races.
But in the end he was a human.
No matter how good Shi Qing was to him, or how innocent he was, Shi Qing was planning on imprisoning him for life on this ship.
Yin Mingzheng forced himself to forsake his righteousness and guilt as he encircled the youth into his arms. He felt his slightly cool skin and lowered his eyes. He smiled slightly.
The other personโs dependence made his heart ache.
He knew he was a liar.
One day, he would leave Shi Qing and this spaceship behind.
Will the youth be sad then? Will tears fall from his pretty and clear silver eyes?
Yin Mingzheng finally let go of the teen bonelessly leaning on him. He stared into Shi Qingโs glistening silver eyes, and his mood became darker.
He lied to Shi Qing, the trusting and cute alien child.
โDone. Letโs go tour the ship.โ
Shi Qing blinked his eyes and tried to act cute: โWhat do you mean?โ
Yin Mingzheng: โ……You just said that if I did it once then you would let me out.โ
The alien youth raised his chin: โI did not!โ
โI said ten times! Ten times!โ
He showed off all ten of his fingers and bent one. His face was smug as if his prey had fallen into his trap: โYou just did it once. Thereโs nine more to go.โ
โOkay, now you can do it nine more times.โ
Yin Mingzheng looked at him silently. His lips twitched up in a reluctant smile. He hugged the youth and lowered his head to his ear, saying lowly in an amused voice:
โLittle liar.โ
[Ding! Yin Mingzhengโs animosity value: 90/100]
Truthfully, how could anyone resist?
Thanks for the great translation โฅ๏ธ
They probably aren’t human if they could!!
+1!
+2
+1!
oh it’s supposed to be +3 lololol
4 \^โข^/
+4
Probably other nonhuman races would not resist too
+5! sauce for pfp, please!
+5
How can Shi Qing be this cute?
Thanks for the chapter!
Am I the only one who doesnt know what bump parts means? lol
I dont know, I thought it was bumping you know… there but why does it seems that they are kissing from the text X’D
Yes, they are only kissing and maybe bumping some parts under the waist… but everything with clothes on.๐
they’re bumping lips and tongues
Oh gosh thatnks for clarifying. This whole time I was thinking what should imagine through this”bumping parts” .
Ahh he’s already fond of our sticky cute Shi Qing ๐๐
Thanks for the chapter โค
Awww so cuteeeeee
Thanks for the chapter!
Shi Qing is so clever! XD I like where this is going. But I can’t help but wonder who is tye original partner of protagonist in original timeline… Or is it a story that only has protagonist and no one else?
Also, previously said he was born 50.000 years ago, but afterwards the narration tells he was born 10.000 years ago. Which one is correct (tho it’s not important but still it’s inconsistent and throw me off in the middle of reading)
Thank you for the chapters!! ๐
idk if it’s to late to comment, but I think one is the truth and the other is what MC tells ML
Cuteeee
protagonist, you are falling already.
Thanks for the chapter.
so how big is the protagonist’s down there?
So cute !๐
The system is pretty hilarious๐๐
The bumping parts made me think of Bump cars lol
Am I the only one who doesnt know what bump parts means? lol
I dont know, I thought it was bumping you knowโฆ there but why does it seems that they are kissing from the text XโD
I feel my heart squeezed at this moment (ใoใ)
Between feeling sad for them or the cuteness increasing, i don’t know anymore ahhhhhhh
Some things I was confused on XD:
“Then Shi Qingโs clear voice rang out. โItโs been ~50,000~ years since I was born.โ He looked like he wanted to be praised.”
And that’s the last time it was mentioned as 55,000 instead of 10,000?
“Ktf ~10,000~ sfjg biv Djys Hlcu ifjcfv mibrfg klat j tjqqs fzqgfrrlbc jcv reuufrafv ab atf yfoevvifv Tlc Zlcuhtfcu:”
Um, the keys on my keyboard switch when I comment other things? O-O
A becomes J, etc…
Thank you very much for the chapter โคโคโคโค
Thanks for the chapter! ๐๐
Yes SQ keep scamming your poor system. And capturing ML’s heart too.
Thanks for the chapter ๐ฅบ
Thank you for the chapter!
“A Guide on How To Get A Man To Fall For You”
Can i ask whk is gong and who is shuo?๐
*who
๐โค Yusssss
Thank you for the chapter!!!
Isn’t it too innocent? Gosh my mind is so filled with those papapa scenes from other novels that I really can’t understand what bumping part is implying. Is it lip to lip or something else๐คจ๐คPlease someone clarify๐
I think its just a kiss
Oh boi we all know YMZ will fall for him
I keep laughing at how they lie about everything about their species.Just waiting when Gong is thoroughly seduced and this baby says, I thought you said we can only do it 1x years, xx months, xx days, xx hours later?
Cute ๐๐ฅบ๐ฅฐ
This is the first time I’ve read a system that is as cute as mc’s system๐
Thanks for the chapter ๐ฅฐ
Aw my babiesss!! How can you both be so cuuuute QAQ
Thank you for the chapter! ๐บ๐
Idk where to comment this but can someone help me find a novel that said “Even if you just sit there, you can complete your mission” and then he gets tortured for 3 days…also I think it’s QT
Heroic Death System
Iโm trying my best to imagine how Shi Qing would look like! He must have that pretty, cute face with a piercing silvery eyes! Must be beautiful!