Lin Yijun’s eyes closed, tilting his head to deepen the kiss. His tongue slid hot against Zhou Sheng’s. It was like lightning, like spice.
Zhou Sheng’s mouth was the most delicious thing he had been forced to ‘eat’ so far.
Confused lightning crackled in the dark clouds. Thunder boomed, as though the Heavens were growling at them to stop. No, no, this can’t be right! Immortal eyes above could not believe the scene below.
“What—what is the meaning of this?” Elder Wang spluttered.
“Zhou Sheng, you were a spy the entire time?!” the Blood Sect Leader growled.
“That cultivator is not one of ours!” Elder Wang shouted back. “Your scum disciple seduced our Lin Yijun!”
Anger throbbed in Lin Yijun’s forehead. He apologetically pulled away from Zhou Sheng. The corner of his eyes curled when Zhou Sheng grabbed his hand.
“Don’t speak like that of Zhou Sheng,” Lin Yijun said coldly to all those present. “He is—”
“—his future Dao Companion,” Zhou Sheng finished, with a cocky tilt of his head. The big stone in his heart had dropped, and the resulting hole was filled with renewed confidence and relief and happiness.
Lin Yijun smiled, his eyes soft towards Zhou Sheng.
Elder Wang gagged at the disgusting sight. “Lin Yijun, kill that demonic cultivator and get back here.”
Lin Yijun’s smile dropped, eyes turning cold. “No.” He drew his sword with his free hand, as though readying to protect the demonic cultivator from Elder Wang.
“So, Zhou Sheng defected. Then we’ll kill him too,” an elder from the Blood Sect said dismissively.
Zhou Sheng let go of Lin Yijun’s hand and turned to face the Blood Sect cultivators. His polearm emerged and thumped on the air with a BANG!
“Didn’t I say I’ll kill any of you who dares to approach?” Zhou Sheng said darkly. “I’m the one taking out slave-owning rubbish. Come here and let me take out the trash.”
Wen Zhihao snickered, mentally giving Zhou Sheng a thumbs up for his line delivery. And he was happy for them: they seemed a lot happier now, and their qi was harmonious together rather than jarring.
Some demonic cultivators clearly wanted to die early. A few rushed up to Zhou Sheng and others rushed up to Lin Yijun. Zhou Sheng and Lin Yijun met them head on, together. The qi shockwaves from their weapons sent their opponents flying back.
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Elder Wang gritted his teeth. His eyes honed in onto the Disciple Wen, inner disciple of Elder Liu Ru. “What’s so funny, Disciple Wen? Was it you who corrupted Lin Yijun?”
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“GRRR!!!” DARE YOU SAY THAT AGAIN, OLD MAN?!
Elder Wang drew his sword a fraction from its scabbard. The blade shone brightly with qi. “Disciples, eliminate—” Elder Wang sucked a sharp breath when a sword suddenly slapped him on the bottom. He gnashed his teeth and spun around. “Which disciple dared—!”
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Wen Zhihao’s sword crowed in its heart. Ha! Whack!
Some of the righteous cultivators couldn’t hold back their sniggers.
A cultivator from the Ghost Sect sneered at the squabbling righteous cultivators. Aren’t they forgetting something? Pei, idiots! “Ghosts, grab me a demonic beast!”
Pale, chilling ghosts flew across the ravine, straight for Wen Zhihao.
“Fuck, you Ghost Sect bastards! Demons, get me a beast first! Get me two, no three!”
Bipedal, tripedal, quadpedal demons gnashed their teeth under the command and rushed forward.
The more reckless of demonic cultivators quickly followed on their heels.
Whoosh!
Stones flew through the air, as fast as an arrow. They slammed into the ghosts’ forehead. Some ghosts stopped immediately in their tracks, while some weaker ghosts immediately dissipated as they crossed over.
Smack! More stones flew and struck the demons, also stopping them in their tracks.
“What, how—”
“Is that a heart soothing treasure?!!”
“HEAVENS ABOVE! A HEART SOOTHING TREASURE!”
Demonic and righteous cultivators alike had their concentration broken as they focused their attention on the fallen stones on the ground, littering both sides of the ravine.
Heart soothing treasures! Who on earth would throw them out like common sticks and stones?!
One righteous cultivator from a different sect couldn’t help himself—he was poor, and heart soothing treasures were expensive! He weaved through the dumbfounded ghosts and snatched up a stone. “Heavens witness! It really is a heart-soothing treasure!” With this stone, he could avoid heart-demons and his path to cultivation will become so smooth!
His words struck the hearts of many. The scrambling for the stones began!
The ghost cultivator who had sent the first round of ghosts gritted his teeth. Fuck heart-soothing treasures, he didn’t need them! He summoned his most powerful revengeful ghost. The ghost general dripped blood from head to toe, emanating a cold murderous aura. “Get me a demonic beast, now!”
Sun Fuyu swore in his heart as the ghostly general rushed towards them. He was running out of calming stones, and he couldn’t dash in and retrieve the thrown ones, not with all the cultivators scrambling for them. “Wen-ge, get behind me!”
Wen Zhihao dazedly moved behind Sun Fuyu. Who was the author of this novel?!
Before Sun Fuyu could step forward to meet the ghostly general, though, light shone like miniature suns from the demonic cats. No matter how high one’s cultivation, it was impossible to see exactly what was happening.
A few seconds later, the cats were gone…and in their place were humans—or human figures. Their skin was a range between pale, pink, and grey. Long hair tumbled down their patterned robes, and furry ears stuck out from heads.
The eyes on the transformed demonic beasts grew even hotter. These demonic beasts had cultivated enough to achieve a human form!
One of the cat-humans bared her teeth. “Pet, you dare want us as a pet?” She and another cat-human leapt at the ghostly general, claw tipped hands forcing the ghost into submission. “We’ll make you our pet, let’s see how you like that!”
“Tch, I hate this form,” a male cat-human frowned, pulled at his yucky robes. They all had robes on because Huang Jialing impressed on them multiple times to transform their fur into human clothing. “So let me be quick, no one will be our master! You can only be our cat-slave!”
“Don’t even bother trying to attack us, you humans won’t even fill the spaces between our teeth,” another cat-human sneered.
“Tch, not even worthy to be a cat-slave!”
“Go away, we don’t want you stinky humans!”
“And stay away from our sleepy human!”
With their thoughts expressed in human language for the poor humans who couldn’t understand cat-language, bright lights surrounded the cat-humans once more as they turned back into their preferred cat form. Their mouths opened, baring sharp teeth. You dare? You dare make me your pet? Throw you into the pits for a thousand years!
One cat slapped the humans and ghosts and demons alike and grabbed the calming stones. “GRRR!!!” These aren’t yours! They’re mine now!!
“May lightning strike up!” Elder Wang seethed. He finally trapped the wayward sword under chains, and threw the cursed thing to the ground hard enough to create a small crater. “Disciple Wen, stop playing around and fight! Disciple Sun, dare you point your sword at me?”
Wen Zhihao snapped out of his cat-induced daze. He rested a placating hand on Sun Fuyu’s shoulder and looked up at Elder Wang’s angry, demanding face.
“No. I don’t want to fight.”
Elder Wang spluttered in anger.
“Calm down, Elder Wang. Take a deep breath in, and breathe out…”
Wen Zhihao’s voice was laced with qi and had an authoritative parental tone. Cultivators couldn’t help but subconsciously breathe in as the voice told them to.
The air rippled around Wen Zhihao, like a soft shockwave spreading outwards.
Elder Wang: THIS IS MEANT TO BE SERIOUS!
Wen Zhihao: ┐(︶▽︶)┌ Guess I’m about to ruin this man’s life…
Cats: Stay away from our sleepy human!
Sun Fuyu: (≖_≖ ) Whose sleepy human, hm?
OMG I was waiting for this part. Our Sun Fuyu has an unlimited supply of heart treasures. Rich forever 😂
Hmmm, he feels even richer due to being able to spend time with Wen Zhihao~~
I can’t believe the battlefield went from war to romance spot to bustling market to catboy gathering in a span of one chapter hsfdhfhfdhs well done author
hahahaha ikr
+1
naur i cant 😭 i wasn’t expecting the stone throwing one. and omygod is zhihao going to placate everyone into submission and stop the battle? cackles
and the cats 🥲 i was like ‘hybrid?’ damn. who doesn’t like cats? we’re all cat persons here please excuse us 🙏
🤭🤭🤭🤭 Wen Zhihao, messing up angsty plans since months and months ago~
omgggg your descriptions that sum up what happened, SO GOOD! cat boy gathering 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Right 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😅😭😇🥰😍😍
Wen Zhihao dazedly moved behind Sun Fuyu. Who was the author of this novel?!
YES! WHO COULD IT BE?!😂
“Don’t speak like that of Zhou Sheng,” Lin Yijun said coldly to all those present. “He is—”
“—his future Dao Companion,” Zhou Sheng finished, with a cocky tilt of his head.
Daaaang Zhou Sheng. So this is what you’re really like? Cocky and (hopefully) flirty leaving Yijun all aflutter.
My babies are all grown up and confusing the Heavens! Just like their parent Zihao.
Ah they grow up so fast. 😌🤧
yeaaah, who could this author be?????? 🤣🤣🤣
Hehehehehe, Zhou Sheng can flirt in my opinion, better than the still stiff Lin Yijun 🤣
t-they grow up so fast… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Muy buen capítulo,la mejor resolución de una guerra que he leído. Jajajajaja🤣🤣
😏😏😏😏 I’m glad you liked what happened!
All Hail Cat Supremacy!!
Thankyou for the chapter!
All Hail !! 🐾🐱
hail our cats!!!
thank you for reading!
oh i didn’t read last chapter so when i saw the first few lines i was so confused dsjkf
thanks for the chapter 😀
AHHH well I hope you were surprised nonetheless 🤣🤣🤣
I laughed SO HARD and then cat’s made me go all awwww, yes babies, protect our fishy!
(Wish happiness to the protags meanwhile).
hehehehe I’m glad you liked this chapter then!!!
Why I feel like he will go tru a breaktru? I can’t wait to see the tribution 🤗
Thank you for the hard work
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he’d need enlightenment to go through a breakthrough though… 🤭
Thank you!
Best fight ever. Can’t decide what was more awesome the sentient sword or badass cats
BOTH, both are awesome!
also my action-writing skills aren’t as good as they could be so…a cracky fight is the best I can do right now 🤭
Autor-sama esta loca pelea ha salido de lo normal y eso me encanta jajajajaja en serio, no me lo esperaba … mientras tanto … Wen Ge quiere golpear la cuarta pared jajaja
I’m glad you love it!!
Wen Zhihao is too smart, breaking the fourth wall like that (≖_≖ )
I-I’m sorry, but it seems like I have misunderstood something…
“Wen Zhihao’s sword crowed in its heart. Ha! Whack!Some of the righteous cultivators couldn’t hold back their snigger.” It says here that the sword pierces the heart of the elders and the bright cultivators laughed at this? 😱🤔😅
No. the sword CROWED in its( SWORD) Heart. It didnt pierce the heart of the elder. Instead the sword spoke in its heart when it whacked him😇
Oh, thank you so much ~
yes, the sword is sentient and was happy in its heart~ No also piercing others’ hearts!
Awesome chapter😍😍😘😘😘😗
Thank you for reading!!!🤗🤗
Thank you for this wonderful chapter!!!!!
Thank you for reading!!!🤗🤗
Oh dear, from a battle field to a playground, thank you for the chapter~
playgrounds are better, am I right? 🤭🤭🤭
No! No! Playgrounds are better! Playgrounds are better! Please don’t misunderstand QAQ battlefields hurt!
our poor Fuyu, all wants to steal his husband
thanks for the chapter~
Sun Fuyu: You can look, but you can’t touch!!
hahahhahahah yes who is the author??? omo so funny
Wen Zhihao is starting to get too aware suspicious look
🤔 a switch couple? linyun n zh?
hm, I imagine them as a switch couple!
Whoo-hoo!
🥳🥳🥳
Thanks for the chapter! This is such wonderful chaos, lol.
I’m glad you like the chaos!!!
Love! I kept imagining all the ways this was gonna go down. Love it! Please Wen-Ge, show everyone how to calm the f*Ck down!
🤭🤭🤭🤭 cultivators getting an education~
I don’t know why but when I read the last part I thought I was reading about wei ying annoying lan qiren to death xd
Ah yes, good times..good times😌
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Who is the author eh? Who? Hahahahaha so funny I love the cats so much 🤣 and Sun Sun is as lovely as always protecting his salted fish of a Dao companion thanks for the chapter mischievous author-sama 💕💕
who is the author??? Wen Zhihao is getting too smart for his own good (≖_≖ )
I’m glad you continue to like Sun Fuyu~
mini theater:
Magic hot spring: launches magic stones at bad guys “Take that and that and that again”
Magic calming stone: “I am flying!” whack hits demonic cultivator in head and I stopped, damn stupid human meat barrier.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
omggg hot spring and calming stones working together, cute!
Thanks for the chapter! This is hilarious… so many things just got utterly derailed. The cats, the sentient sword whacking Elder Wang, the furor over the calming stones, the passionate declaration, and Wen-ge finally showing what he can do. Although, I kind of want to see the cats bringing home a ghost general as a pet…
hehehe I’m glad you found it funny, and liked all those things!! 🤗🤗🤗🤗
HAHAHAHAHA ! 😂 never knew chaos and harmony could be so harmonious!
🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 thank you for reading!
Wow! Should have guessed those cats were cultivating along with Wen Zhihao. Omg he has a cat army. An army of nappers 🤣
Thanks for the chapter!
indeed, it’s mentioned previously that the cats using some of the qi that gets pulled Wen Zhihao’s way! Lazy army…hahahah 🤭
I must say author..Are you taking my suggestion on Lin Yijun being the gong o((^▽^))o
Also, Wen Zhihao – The author is a person nicknames bafflinghaze.I hope I can get a calming stone as reward for this information >.>
Thanks for the chapter!!
hahaha, Lin Yijun and Zhou Sheng are more of a switch couple, just like how Wen Zhihao and Sun Fuyu are kinda a switch couple too 🤭🤭🤭🤭
(≖_≖ ) you and Wen Zhihao, you both know too much!!!! 🤣
Thanks for reading!
kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa te quiero autor-sama
😘😘😘
bahahhahahahahha elder wang bout to throw up some blood
wen ge: force-calms everyone wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
” Who was the author of this novel?!” ψ(._. )>
thank you for the chapter 💖
Elder Wang is throwing up blood inside 🤣🤣🤣
(≖≖ ) Wen Zhihao is starting to know too much (≖≖ )(≖_≖ )
Thank you for reading!
👀 the 4th wall was broken….
(≖_≖ ) if Wen Zhihao knows too much, I may have to deal with him….
damn this was all of gold and platinum and diamond gosh! The flavour of it all was just chef’s kiss
first the fact that 2 of my oomfs almost made a perfectly clean chapter not-so-clean in the middle of a whole ass war? Mood! and then some lomls started yeeting their cheat code rocks? gold! wzh’s sword just moving to protecc on its own? while probably just thinking ha godem the entire time! and the crusty raisin losing authority albeit being supposedly the strongest? well deserved (␣˘˘ )
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hehehe, I’m glad you liked all those things!! Thank you so much!!!
Hah! Cats had to take human form- showing how OP our fishy is.
also showing how OP the cats are when they’re not being lazy! 🤣
Omg..the cat humans must be super cute😍😍😍
yess, the cat humans are very cute and handsome and beautiful, but they like their cat forms better 🤣
First off from the start I had Parry Gripp’s song “I love my kitty cat” going on in my head.
Then this happened:
“ A few seconds later, the cats were gone…and in their place were humans—or human figures . Their skin was a range between pale, pink, and grey. Long hair tumbled down their patterned robes, and furry ears stuck out from heads.”
And my head exploded. Just for a moment. And then the banter back and forth. Thank you. Thank you. This was the best and I love those cats so so very much.
Also side note, two consenting adults, let them love…
🤣🤣 the cat humans are stunning, aren’t they? hahahahah thank you!!!!!
This is THE BEST EVER 🤩🤩🤩🤩
thank you!!!!
no. no, no, no… jajajajaja este cap me hizo el día… yo comiendo pelusa… y de pronto aparece los gatos, siendo gatos:
“¡Váyanse, no los queremos humanos apestosos!” “¡Y mantente alejado de nuestro humano adormilado!”Jajajaja, si no se acerquen al humano de los gatos, ellos lo ha elegido como su humano jajajaja SY, tienes suerte de que seas el compañero Dao y ellos no hayan visto a Wen Ge como el emperador del harem de gatos jajajaja, los gatos dominarán el mundo kukukuku…Y… mientras tanto… lo siento es hora de terapia de gatos jajaja
thank you!!!
cats can rule the world and the humans will thank them for it XD
This has to be one of the most chaotic battlescenes I’ve ever read, hahahahahah-
😏😏😏 the best kind of chaos!
This….what kind of battle between two opposing sides is like this…?! Tsk, tsk, well it’s certainly one of the top unexpected battle wars. 😭😭😂😂
well, Elder Wang certainly isn’t happy about this 😂
Well that’s the most chaotic war I’ve ever seen (read)
hehehe that’s good XD
Everytime sht’s about to hit the fan:
WZH: come on, man, deep breathes!
🤣🤣 seriously, everyone should chill, it’s getting way to stressful for this poor old man Wen Zhihao 🤣🤣
Lo siento no se suponía que respondiera y no sé cómo ir hacia atrás. Sorry
Cat 🐱 rebellion! Thank you. Poor lonely dog 🐕
I mean, the dog (wolf) probably has fun anyway? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The noble bloodbath the elders and elder demons had planned descended into an utter chaos and I love every word of it. 😂
😎😎😎😎 I’m glad you like all the chaos~
It’s chaotic hahahahahaha
😎😎 chaos is fun~~~ (not for Elder Wang, but for everyone else!)
Those old geezers are so gggg
lucky they can’t faze Wen Zhihao 😎
you kidnap Miette? you take her for a pet? jail for the demonic culivators!! jail for demonic cultivators for one thousand years 🤬🐱
😂😂😂😂 I’m glad you got the reference!!
This Elder Wang only wants to fight. I bet he has been itching for an excuse to go to war.
Oh, definitely!
I’m dying of laughter! BEST FIGHTING SCENE EVER!
Thank you so much for the novel, it’s making my year!
😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 thank you, thank you~
Yay! Peace, Love and contentment rolling over the horizon like big fat pretty clouds to save the day!
Good thing Wen Zhihao is around 😆😆
oooo loving these consequences of Wen Zhihao’s actions!
the best kind of consequences 😆
Wen Zhihao: “Who wrote this novel?” I could not stop cackling. This is the best fight scene in Xianxia I’ve read!
Gasp, Wen Zhihao knows too much 😂 thank you!
Author did not write this chapter, Miette did 😂😂
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Ay! Thank you for the chapter!
Thank you for reading!