Thank you to Kansuou for the kofis!
When Wen Zhihao and Sun Fuyu appeared at the kitchens, many eyes looked their way.
Old Tang clapped his hands. “So our Xiao Wen has become an inner sect disciple! Congratulations!”
Aunty Liu Jing lips curled up. “Who knew our young master Wen could clean up so well, like a proper cultivator.”
“Xiao Yu helped me,” Wen Zhihao said.
Aunty Liu Jing’s eyes crinkled in amusement. “En, Xiao Fuyu is very good. I’ll have your food ready for you when you finish helping Old Tang.”
Wen Zhihao’s eyes brightened. “Old Tang, let’s go!”
There was an oven constructed outside, made especially for the dishes that Wen Zhihao requested. When Sun Fuyu and Wen Zhihao and Old Tang returned from the Sect’s farms, Aunty Liu Jing had already made a couple of large round ‘pancakes’ with an assortment of toppings. With the very hot oven, it was quick to make more.
“Xiao Wen, taste,” Aunty Liu called.
“So this is pizza!” Wen Zhihao pulled Sun Fuyu over. He sliced up the pizzas into triangles and showed everyone how to eat them.
While it wasn’t a proper western pizza, that should be expected: the kind of cheeses available and tomato-like sauces were different compared to the western versions.
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
Instead, what Liu Jing made could be considered as a local pizza, with local savoury and spicy flavours. But importantly, the pizza base tasted so good! So chewy with a soft top and crisp bottom! And the garlic and chilli oils were perfect accompaniments!
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Vec Mese cbvvfv. “Xbbv!”
“Pa’r delaf rlwqif ab wjxf,” Ole Alcu rjlv. “Dea vbc’a obgufa ab fja rbwf nfufajyifr!”
“Qtja jc ecereji vlrt. Pr la ogbw sbeg tbwfabkc?” Yiv Kjcu jrxfv jr tf ugjyyfv jcbatfg rilmf bo qlhhj.
“Don’t all places have their specialties?” Wen Zhihao said perfectly truthfully.
Sun Fuyu hid a smile behind another bite of food. He was the only one who knew Wen-ge’s secret—this “pi-sa” was something from Wen-ge’s old world!
“A bit messy, though,” another kitchen staff member commented. “Liu-jie, next time make smaller ones that we can eat with chopsticks!”
The big demonic beasts could sense that human’s approach before they could smell him. When he and the other human entered, more than one beast blinked in confusion.
– Is it just me or does the human look different?
– Ah, why is this human so shiny today?
– So shiny….touch-touch!
Wen Zhihao laughed when the cats patted his robes. He grabbed a large cat and patted it back. They were so smart, they noticed that he had different clothes!
One demonic beast narrowed his eyes at the shiny thing in Wen Zhihao’s hair.
Sun Fuyu narrowed his eyes at the demonic beast. “Don’t touch Wen-ge’s hair!” he scolded. Of course, he knew what these demonic beasts wanted!
– Fine! Then give me butterflies instead!
While Sun Fuyu didn’t understand, he took out the butterfly-creating talismans in order to divert the beast’s attention.
Wang Li Wei was trudging towards the demonic beasts’ enclosure. After a gruelling morning training and getting yelled at, he wanted to hug something soft and warm.
Cultivator Huang Jialing silently opened one of the enclosure gates. Wang Li Wei thanked her and went inside, belatedly realising that this wasn’t the small beasts’ enclosure.
Then he stopped and stared.
Sun Fuyu looked over and noticed Wang Li Wei’s burning gaze. He walked over, blocking Wang Li Wei from looking at Wen-ge.
“Don’t covet my Wen-shixiong!” he told Wang Li Wei in a sharp whisper.
Wang Li Wei looked at Sun Fuyu in disbelief. “…I don’t like him!!!! Why would I want him? Aren’t you two Dao companions?”
Sun Fuyu’s expression eased at the words Dao companions, his lips curling up into a smug smile. “En.” Then he narrowed his eyes again. “You don’t like my Wen-shixiong?”
Wang Li Wei waved dismissively. “Wait, why is that demonic beast patting Wen Zhihao on the head?!”
Indeed, a number of demonic beasts were back to taking turns to pat Wen Zhihao, including one that was prodding the golden hair ornament.
Sun Fuyu immediately threw out a talisman that created illusionary birds to draw the attention of the beasts.
Wang Li Wei was momentarily distracted by the shining illusionary birds, but then he remembered—“Wait, the important thing is, WEN ZHIHAO!” he shouted loudly. He walked towards Wen Zhihao. “When did you advance into the inner sect?! The Intra-Sect competition is tomorrow!”
That’s right, Wen Zhihao was wearing golden robes!
“You’re not wearing Sun Fuyu’s clothes, are you?”
“Oh, that’s tomorrow?” Wen Zhihao turned to Sun Fuyu. “We met a year ago, didn’t we?”
Sun Fuyu beamed. “Yes!”
“Wen Zhihao—!” Wang Li Wei interrupted.
Sun Fuyu narrowed his eyes slightly. “Wen-shixiong was directly promoted by Elder Liu. Just because your Elder Wang didn’t directly promote you—”
Wang Li Wei snorted. “How can someone like Wen Zhihao be directly promoted? You need to at least be Golden Core—”
“My Wen-shixiong is in Late-Stage Golden Core,” Sun Fuyu said. He touched the hilt of his sword meaningfully.
But he didn’t need to, because, at that moment, Wang Li Wei’s three world views were crumbling. Wang Li Wei was still only Early Stage Golden Core. But…
Wen Zhihao….Late-Stage Golden Core…directly promoted…
Wang Li Wei felt as though his spirit was drifting away. His eyes grew unfocused, his posture weakened.
Seeing the unresponsive Wang Li Wei, Wen Zhihao sighed lightly. Poor Wang Li Wei, his morning must have been tough to get him to this state. He physically grabbed Wang Li Wei and sat him down next to a big docile cat.
“There, there,” he coaxed Wang Li Wei.
Wang Li Wei robotically reached out of the soft fur of the demonic beast. Who am I? Where am I? What is happening? The questions were too hard to answer. It was easier not to think and just bury his face in the fluff.
Sun Fuyu was satisfied. It was about time that Wang Li Wei understood just how good his ge was!
Lol 😂 I loved this chapter 🥺
🤭🤭🤭 thank you!
Sun Fuyu just bursting to tell people how good his ge is 😂.
I really really wish to see Wen Zhihao jealous but that doesn’t seem to be in his character setting 😔.
Thanks for the Chapter!
hmm maybe not jealous but more happy emotions?
I know this is a fluffy story but this description:
‘Wen Zhihao is tired of life. When he dies…meh. That’s life.’
is actually very sad and worrying. Hoping Wen Zihao finds many reasons to be happy with his new life!
Agreee
EVERYOnE neeDS to know!! 🤭🤭🤭
Indeed, being jealous is not in his character setting. Easier to just talk it out and not stress!
haha our MC was too lazy for that under normal circumstances….cause when jealous you need to invest feelings and time not only will affect feelings and mental health but will also physical health of left unsolved….so for MC He better chill for less trouble.
that’s right, it’s way too much effort to be jealous XD
Thank you for the chapter! I love pizza :3
sammeeee!!!
It’s not ‘understood’, it’s ‘slapped with truth’
thanks for the chapter~
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thanks for reading!
*Indeed, a number of demonic beasts were back to taking turns to pat Wen Zhihao, including one that was prodding the golden hair ornament. *
has flashbacks to when they said : let’s see who pats who
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Thanks for the update ~
I can’t believe I forgot that, this makes it even more hilarious 😂
This novel really is refreshing, I’m constantly torn between reading as soon as I get a notification or hoard chapters for max satisfaction, 😅
Well, thanks for the chapters!
TT___TT the reader life…
Thank you!
✌️I hoarded and so happy I did, thank you so much for writing this. I really needed a story like this. My mother just passed and this is just the type of story I needed. Thank you so much.
Thank you so much for reading! I’m sorry to hear about your loss 🙁
they’ve all grown up big enough to head pat him now!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
intern scream
Wang Li Wei, you have such good eyes! Did you eat sugar today? Here, you can pet the kittens. Kitten therapy has been good for you! Kyahhh~I’m all fuzzy seeing them recognized as Dao Companions ☺
The kittens were so cute! I cracked seeing Sun Fuyu all protective with his territory -Wen-ge’s hair- 😆
And a whole year has passed and they grew so much! In cultivation, in love… So much… Wait, why am I in new year mood???
By the way, all that pizza talk and I haven’t had lunch yet!! So cruel! I want Aunty Liu Jing’s pizza too 😭
Author-san, thanks for the chapter ❤
I agree with all you’ve written but I’m here cause I wanted to extend my sincerest kudos for your fabulous profile picture and name. It’s golden and made me crack a smile (and kinda crave broccoli too, ngl) 👌
Their qi have been naturally meshing a little~
Wang Li Wei needs good eyes to assess his enemies! (Though, he never noticed Wen Zhihao’s cultivation level 😏)
Sun Fuyu worked hard on Wen-ge’s hair!!! ┻━┻ミ\(≧ロ≦\) table flips at the cats trying to mess up his hair 🤣
Thank you so much for your comment!
Possessive cabbage announcing his ownership over the pig ~ 🤣😂
yep 🤣🤣🤣🤣
i want some cat therapy too😻
+1🐱
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 👉👈 I guess there’s cat videos for non-cat-owners….
I LOVE this novel, en serio muchas gracias, espero con ansias cada capítulo
🥰🥰🥰🥰 thank you so much!
Wang Li Wei: aren’t you two Dao companions?
Xiao Yu: En
Me: ohohoho Xiao Yu, already can said out loud
No shame! They’re going to get married anyway, right? Dao Companions, same thing! 😂😂😂
💖😂 Woke up in the middle of the night. Decided to read this, now I’m so hungry but don’t want to get out of bed🍕
wipes sweat I hope you get to have some pizza!
I’m really living for this soft and fluffy novel. ❤️
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 thank you!
Thanks for the chapter 👌
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Poor Wang Li Wei, Xiao Yu made him see how good our Fishy is~Thanks for the chapter!
😆😆😆 thanks for reading!
Lighting a candle for Wang Li Wei’s three views.jpg
Also, Dao Companions squeeeeee (´艸`〃) and the fluffy cats cough demonic beasts.
Also, also damn I want pizza 🤣
Hopefully Wang Li Wei will become a better person after this? 😆😆😆😆
I’m glad you liked those things 🥰🥰🥰
Thank you for the chapter 🌸
Wang Li Wei’s mind: soft kitty ,must pet kitty
Demonic beasts: What is wrong with this human, oh well the pets are nice.
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 they’re definitely thinking that!
Poor Wang Li Wei XD
And I love how Sun Fuyu is guarding our Salted Fish kekeke
Lastly thanks for the update 💕💕
well, Wang Li Wei will survive! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 He’s come a long way from the bully of the first chapter~!
Someone has to protect the non-combative Wen-ge!
Just some wondering thoughts.
Thanks for the chapter~~*
He…probably has indeed accidentally helped 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That’s such a good thought, thank you!!
I admit, I quite like possessive side of Xiao Yu. Especially so while fishy is unaware 😂
And demonic beasts taking the opportunity to mess with fishy’s hair while Xiao Yu is distracted! Ah, I wanna pat fishy too!
Fishy probably finds it cute, like he finds most things related to Sun Fuyu 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You can try to pat Fishy, though Sun Fuyu might not let you 🤣🤣🤣
Me to Sun FuYu: because of how good your gege is, be careful there might be future rivals 🙂
Thank you for the chapters.
😊
It’s okay, Wen Zhihao is too obliviously carefree to get entangled with future rivals 🤣
Thanks for the chapter ♥️♥️
Thank you for reading!
Hahaha the cats really like shiny stuff, but why they didn’t pat xiao yu’s crown? 😂 hahahahaha poor wang li wei
that’s because they know that Xiao Yu won’t let them touch his, but they see Wen Zhihao as a soft persimmon 🤣🤣
Hahahha! So true !
I’m all smiles on this chapter uwu
😃😃😃😃😃 thanks for reading!
adorable
thank you!
Thanks for the chapter! Hey shiny fish, your cutie already is on the Dao companions boat! 😂 Should I congratulate you for having an active young fiance who make the salted fish life even easier for you?
Definitely congratulate him! 😂😂😂 I’m sure he’s congratulating himself 😂
Wen Zhihao needs to open his demonic beasts (cats) therapy spa. I’m sure it will click.🤣
OMG. that sounds great. most of the work is done by the hot springs and the cats anyway 😂😂😂😂😂
Uh this chapter made me want to eat pizza also I know I’m letting a lot of comments sorry for the spamming author- sama
I hope you get pizza! And THANK YOU for the comments! It’s really lovely to see them!
I’m saying, cats are going to rule this sect!
(^._.^)ノ and the whole world!
Kkkkkkk omg it’s too funny, “shiny! Touch!” Kkkkkkkkkk poor fellow, his “enemy” is more advanced than him, has more privilege than him, train less than him, kkkkkkkkkk
Thanks for the chapter!!! (=^・ェ・^=)
rather than salted fish, maybe the story should be called salted cat 🤣
Poor Li Wei🙈🙈🙈🙈
He’ll heal in the company of the cats XD
Coincidentally i’m eating pizza right now :3
😍😍😍😍 yum!
Aw poor Wang Li Wei, lol. Thanks for the chapter!
it’s okay, he’ll survive! Might come out better for it! 🤭🤭🤭
Me imagining him just face plopped onto some giant cats furry back and blanking out.
yesssssssss!!!!!
Haha 😂
;P
That gif was top tier>>>>>>
😏😏
This reminds me of the time when I made my custom pizza base. It was so delicious!
😍😍😍😍 that really sounds delicious!
Poor guy lmao
I love this one too.. too much fluff~ 😻
gotta have some pitiful characters 🤣
Thank you!!
Poor Wan Li Wei.
Thank you for the chapter!
Pat pat pat Wang Li Wei