“Does this count as sucking a cat?”
As soon as Chu Yuan finished speaking, the wooden door in front of the two people suddenly opened. He was holding Bai Jin in his arms, and the corners of his mouth were curled up in a smile that could be seen as malicious.
Mo Zilin stared at God Chu dumbfounded, feeling that the shamelessness of this great god had increased many times!
Little Miao-Miao is still underage, right? Definitely underage, right?!
God Chu! Do you want to know about the Minors Protection Law?!
“Let’s just say they’re in no hurry, might as well press a few more wrong buttons.” Qi Fan said coolly, putting his finger down from the wrong buttons.
Chu Yuan sneered: “What? Jealous of being locked up?”
Bai Jin tilted his head and looked at the two of them. Why was he jealous of being locked up?
Did his keeper say something wrong?
“Jealous? Do you think everyone is as hooligan as you?” Qi Fan continued to walk forward with Mo Zilin, forcefully straightening his head, “Don’t look back, it’s easy to get a stye eye.”
It took less than two hours to get out of the secret room.
This is a relatively complicated secret room, but they unexpectedly break the store’s record.
Mo Zilin held the pass card and greeted everyone: “Come on, let’s take a photo with the pass card! This is my peak moment!”
The photo was posted online, and was later praised by many as the photo of the gods and the best combination of dog abuse.
Of course this was all a long time ago.
The forum has gone crazy now.
Since ancient times, everyone knows that the bottom-lane team has produced CP.
Qi Fan and Mo Zilin’s CPs are already used to this level of sweetness.
But this is the first time Chu Yuan and Bai Jin have taken a photo together!
The two people were obviously closer. Chu Yuan leaned slightly against Bai Jin, as if he was hugging him.
Bai Jin’s hat is slightly tilted, his white playful bangs were raised, and his eyebrows were delicate and cute, with a youthful air.
He looks like a well-protected young master.
The man next to him was very possessive and looked like his protector.
[Fuck, I really got hit, this time for real.]
[Reason tells me not to let it go into my head, but this time it really got into my head.]
[I understand you guys, just this pair of CP’s is different you know?]
[Aaaaahhhhhh, don’t even say it. I’ll take it for the face value. Thank you.]
[What’s going on with God Chu recently? Didn’t he used to hate people pulling cp ah.]
[God Shu from overseas cried.]
[We only see the newcomers laughing and not the old ones crying.]
[What are you talking about? God Chu and God Shu have nothing to do with each other. What are you thinking about?]
It looked like the Weibo of knocking CP was about to start a quarrel, fortunately the blogger stopped it immediately.
Of course Bai Jin didn’t know about the quarrel on Weibo. Although he didn’t experience the terrifying atmosphere of the escape room, decrypting it was quite fun.
Bai Jin’s eyes were bright: “This is really fun, shall we come again next time?”
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“Well, it’s quite fun.” Chu Yuan helped him put his hat straight.
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Chu Yuan’s eyes became darker and darker, and Mo Zilin next to him felt alarming bells ringing in his heart!
No way, right?!
Is God Chu really going to become an old gangster?
Mo Zilin quickly stepped forward and grabbed Miao-Miao: “Little Miao-Miao, let’s go buy something to drink. The milk tea in the store in front is particularly delicious.”
As he said that, he pulled Bai Jin out.
Walking near the milk tea shop, Mo Zilin said: “Stay away from Chu Yuan. He is an old gangster who might not even read the Minors Protection Law.”
Bai Jin didn’t understand what Mo Zilin was talking about, which made Mo Zilin even more sympathetic.
“It’s okay, I finally found someone more retarded than me.”
There’s a queue over here.
Chu Yuan stood aside with Qi Fan, and as he passed, Qi Fan said: “When will you return to the playing field?”
“Soon.” Chu Yuan said calmly. This was the first time he accurately stated his plan.
“What about your team’s mid laner?” Qi Fan said, “Actually, our team lacks a jungler, and the mid-laner is also pretty good.”
Chu Yuan shook his head: “No need to poach people, I will renew my contract with Team Y next week.”
Hearing this, Qi Fan was a little disappointed. Team Y kept silent and renewed the contract of this great god. He thought that his own Team Po could compete for him, but who knew that he didn’t even consider clubs other than Team Y.
“What about your team’s mid laner? He obviously can’t keep up with your rhythm, that’s why he’s trying to protect the current jungler.” Qi Fan spoke.
They are all veteran players who have played for three or four years, and the new players’ little thoughts can be seen at a glance.
Now the mid laner CC in the team is having a hard time playing against Chu Yuan. If Chu Yuan starts, this CC will soon be pushed to the bench.
Therefore, CC will choose One who is more in line with his playing style to be more closely connected.
As a result, the current statistics of CC and One in the team were actually pretty good.
This will ensure their starting position.
“I don’t know who gave him this idea.” Qi Fan frowned, “It’s definitely not something a new player can come up with.”
Chu Yuan’s eyes narrowed and he said calmly: “Don’t worry about our Team Y. Your Team Po is targeting the top four in the World Championship?”
Qi Fan rolled his eyes: “Shut up, cussing doesn’t expose the shortcomings of others, don’t you know?”
Chu Yuan thought to himself that he was too short-sighted, and if he scolded someone, he would definitely get to the point where it hurts.
But as soon as he turned around, he saw a cat cafe nearby, with countless little kitties playing around inside.
Chu Yuan thought of the feeling of Miao-Miao’s tail and walked straight to the door of the cat cafe. Does he want to go in and try it?
Try whether he likes cats’ tails and ears, or just Miao-Miao’s ears and tails.
But as soon as he reached the door, the subtle smell of cat caffe made him frown.
They are all cats, but his Miao-Miao smells good, without any such strange smell.
Just as Chu Yuan was about to leave, the clerk inside quickly greeted him.
“Do you want to pet the cat, handsome guy? Don’t be embarrassed, it’s so fun to pet the cat and drink coffee.” When the clerk saw Chu Yuan, his eyes lit up.
Such a handsome man is rare.
Chu Yuan frowned, but walked in and looked around. He saw that the cats inside were either rolling around or being petted.
He had just walked in and handed over the money, and he was already covered in cat fur.
His Miao-Miao doesn’t shed fur like this either.
Chu Yuan’s mysophobia has already broken out. He really can’t stay in this environment for a minute.
Seeing his cold face, the clerk thought he was dissatisfied with the cats here, so he immediately picked up a ragdolll and placed it in front of Chu Yuan.
The hovering kitty made Chu Yuan’s expression even more ugly.
It doesn’t look right like this.
The fur is not soft enough, the tail is not fluffy enough, and even their eyes are dull.
Not even one ten thousandth as good as his Miao-Miao.
Bai Jin walked back with two cups of milk tea, but only saw Qi Fan here alone.
Before Bai Jin could ask, Qi Fan pointed to the cat cafe next door: “I didn’t expect God Chu to be a cat slave, just looking at a cat made him look so happy.”
While talking, Qi Fan took a photo and prepared to post it online.
It was surprising enough that Chu Yuan had a cat before, but this time he even went to a cat cafe.
His cold persona is basically falling apart.
Not to mention Qi Fan’s disbelief, Mo Zilin was even more surprised.
“I really didn’t realize that God Chu actually likes soft things? It doesn’t look like it at all.”
Bai Jin didn’t understand what they were saying. Ever since he met his keeper, he had always been very gentle.
“It’s okay, God Chu is pretty good.”
Seeing Bai Jin’s defense, Mo Zilin whispered: “Then do you know what his nickname is on the field?”
“What, ah?”
“Fans and viewers all say that the wild king Chu’s knife is full of blood, he is a cold and cruel king, and his knife never has emotions. And this man is just like his knife, no matter how many people like him, he remains unmoved.” Mo Zilin secretly gossipped and took photos too.
Bai Jin held two cups of slightly hot milk tea and didn’t want to go inside.
Cats are solitary, and he’s not that fond of his own kind.
No, no, he turned into a cat, not a cat into a human.
But now he has many characteristics of a cat, which have become a part of him and cannot be resisted at all.
For example, he seemed to smell something that excited him.
The cat cafe clerk didn’t expect that so many good-looking boys would come to their store today!
Especially this boy wearing a men’s beret, his face put her in a bit of a trance when she looked at it.
The Creator must have treated him specially to give him such a perfect face.
Bai Jin blinked, he smelled it right! There was really a smell that made him subconsciously want to act coquettishly.
“Would you like to come to the cat cafe? There is an event in the store today. If you enter the cat cafe, we can give you catnip to make the cats like you more! The clerk said with a smile.
But the boy in front of him obviously took a step back.
“You go! I won’t go in!” Bai Jin said immediately.
Aaaaaahhhhhh, it turned out to be catnip, if he touched even a little he would be dead!
But the attraction of catnip was beyond his body’s control.
Bai Jin said as he looked into the cat cafe and saw his keeper looking at the ragdoll in the store, his eyes focused on that ragdoll.
Looking at other cats?
Bai Jin was already a little dizzy from the catnip in the air, but now he saw his keeper looking at other cats, looking at them stupidly.
Chu Yuan subconsciously turned around and saw Miao-Miao standing blankly at the door. He instinctively felt guilty and turned around to leave.
Seeing his keeper striding out, Bai Jin subconsciously took another half-step back.
It’s over, his keeper also smelled like catnip, he must have gotten it from the cat cafe.
Chu Yuan was a little panicked, thinking that Miao-Miao was unhappy, so he explained: “I didn’t touch any cats, really.”
Bai Jin pinched his nose and shook his head vigorously.
His whole body was covered in the smell of catnip. Others couldn’t smell it, but he could, and his eyes even felt a little moist.
Want to, want to roll on my belly!
The clerk over there saw Chu Yuan coming out and stuffed a small bag of catnip over him: “Handsome guy, this is for you. I forgot to give it to you just now.”
The clerk said, looking at the handsome guy and then at the delicate boy.
Sure enough, good looking people know each other.
On the way back, the originally hot milk tea was almost cold, so Bai Jin handed it over: “I bought it for you.”
After giving the milk tea, Bai Jin shrank into the corner of the car again, obviously not wanting to come into contact with Chu Yuan.
He was trying his best to endure it, his feather-like eyelashes swaying slightly, and there was actually a hint of pity in them.
There were even a few wisps of mist on his eyelashes.
Aaaaaahhhhhh, what to do, he actually wanted to act coquettishly around his keeper? How can he control himself, ah!
Chu Yuan next to him was a little anxious, but with the two people behind him, he couldn’t say anything more and had to drive the car very fast.
He’ll make sure to explain it when he gets home.
His Miao-Miao is so fragile and cute, he must have misunderstood his visit to the cat cafe.
Qi Fan and Mo Zilin in the back seat looked at each other. Wasn’t it good just now?
What happened?
Mo Zilin still wanted to ask, but Qi Fan directly asked to stop the car. They don’t want to ride in a car with this kind of shura field atmosphere.
Chu Yuan tightened his grip on the steering wheel and immediately explained after returning home: “I didn’t really touch other cats. I just entered the cat cafe to confirm one thing. Don’t be angry, okay?”
Bai Jin didn’t understand what he meant. Now all he could think about was the catnip in his keeper’s pocket. This was very attractive to him, and Bai Jin couldn’t help but get closer.
Just now, he had controlled himself outside, but now, he couldn’t help but step forward.
Want to pick his keeper’s pocket.
Want to lick catnip.
Chu Yuan saw that Miao-Miao’s eyes were watery as if he was about to shed tears, and he subconsciously hugged him into his arms: “What’s wrong with Miao-Miao? Did I say the wrong thing?”
“No.” Bai Jin hummed softly, with a slight flush on his face, and tried his best to rub Chu Yuan’s waist pocket, “I want it, I want it.”
Chu Yuan was shocked, looking at Miao-Miao with red cheeks in disbelief, even the corners of his eyes were red.
“You’re still young, Miao-Miao, what’s wrong with you? Are you angry when I see other cats?”
Chu Yuan couldn’t say the rest, but his hand holding Miao-Miao tightened.
“I want catnip.” Bai Jin’s mind was filled with the smell of catnip, and he couldn’t hear what his keeper was saying at all.
There was sudden silence.
Now it was Chu Yuan’s turn to be silent.
“Oh, you want catnip.”
Fuck, I’m thinking too much.
PFFF- The utter disappointment in God Chi’s face when he realizes that his Miao-Miao wants the catnip instead of wanting “it” AHAHAHAHAHAH
The lest 10 or so chapters is basically just God Chi setting himself up for aquamarine spheres each time 🤣
*lest = last
catnip >> chu yuan
Hahaha, speaking of catnip, I once read a novel…I recommended it before…Its about a hundred years old demon munchkin cat, who was very conscious of the leg of his cat form (always boasting his cat form to everyone saying that “his cat is so tall and majestic”), and a thousand year old catnip grass…ML in that novel is more of a rogue than Chu Yuan. He willingly used the scent of his catnip to induced mc. Unfortunately it’s not a smuttyyyy novel. But it was still hot!
Can you please tell me the title?
+1
‘The Aphrodisiac-carrying Man’ fits the description…
It’s not translated yet. But here’s the title “死对头是猫薄荷而我是猫怎么破[娱乐圈] / How can I break the situation when my enemy is catnip and I am a cat [Entertainment Circle]”
you cant tease me like this without dropping the sauce
😂💖😂💖😂💖
Oh well…..just thinking about Miao-Miao heat cycle 😬
Cute little kitty
Thank you for your translation 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜🐾
Thank you for the chapter!💕💕
God Chu is just trying his best at this point. Jiayou god chu!!
oh no our cat is going to have drugs