Edited by Jules
Seeing the notification that the item was in effect, Xiao Lan hurriedly told the players the effect of 【Introduction to the fundamental principles of Marxism】. “Yin can now be hit with physical attacks, but it’ll only last for ten minutes.”
Yin’s figure appeared intermittently in the lounge. Despite its numerous attempts, it was unable to fully return to its hidden state due to the effect of Fushan Lingquan.
Xiao Lan took out 【Dalit’s Bone】. Taking advantage of the instant Yin was still feeling shocked, he swung his rod. The white bone cut a white afterimage in the air and was so quick it could barely be seen.
Unexpectedly, this move failed.
The instant 【Dalit’s Bone】was about to hit Yin, it suddenly vanished on the spot.
“What the fuck, this guy can even teleport! Isn’t this fucking cheating?!” Hu Zhai couldn’t help but curse in alarm.
This was what it meant to pick and squeeze soft persimmons, to say nothing of Hu Zhai who was both soft and fat.
The next second, the grass in front of Hu Zhai suddenly withered.
Yin’s figure flickered into view, one hand raised in Hu Zhai’s direction. One could guess even with their toes what the outcome would be if Hu Zhai was hit.
Fortunately, Yin’s body was no longer hidden and the players didn’t just have to rely on sharp battle instincts to avoid the danger. They had the space now to rely on sight alone to dodge.
Seeing that things didn’t look good, Hu Zhai hastily rolled to the side to try and avoid this terrifying attack.
Unfortunately, his body was too cumbersome and his moves couldn’t be considered agile, so he was still a little too late.
“AH —” With a shrill scream, Hu Zhai fell to the ground.
His forehead was covered in large beads of sweat, the severe pain causing him to tremble constantly.
One of Hu Zhai’s legs had simply disappeared, the wound at the stump madly spurting fresh blood. Looking at this amount of blood, if they didn’t deal with it in time, he would soon go into shock from the blood loss and even die. Even his physical constitution as a player wouldn’t do more than allow him to hold on for a little longer.
“He…” Doing his best to control his movements, Hu Zhao took out a paintbrush-like item from his storage space.
Hu Zhai took a deep breath, and his trembling hand waved the brush at his cut leg. In the wake of his action, the blood bubbling out from the wound instantly stopped, and was immediately followed by the appearance of a fully intact leg.
With barely a moment’s work, Hu Zhai had already gotten up from the floor. If not for the blood on the ground, one simply wouldn’t think that his injury was that severe.
It was just that —
The new leg was slender and fair, the skin lustrous, smooth, and full of collagen; it clearly belonged to a young woman, and was even in an anime style.
The anime girl’s leg connected to Hu Zhai’s plump body truly stung the eyes a little.
Xiao Lan guessed that Hu Zhai might have a skill related to painted skin.
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Like a cicada shedding its carapace, it enabled him to temporarily make up for his lost limb from Yin’s attack so that he was instantly mobile. Hu Zhai just needed to survive this battle, and he could restore his limb with an item after returning to the player hub.
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Seeing that things didn’t look good, Hua Bei immediately erected a protective shield woven from grass. The grass looked soft and tender, but the woven shield was extremely fine and pliable, and continued to thicken automatically.
Controlling plants was Hua Bei’s skill. He specially traded for these grass seeds in the player market. Don’t think they look weak; in reality, they had an extremely good defensive effect and were very hardy; they could even continually restore themselves while fending off attacks.
Hua Bei put all his efforts into controlling the plants to shield his front, mobilising their vitality to the max.
The next second, Yin attacked.
A huge gap instantly appeared in the shield in front of Hua Bei. Like a soundless erosion, the hole continued to get bigger, forcing Hua Bei to have no choice but to increase the release of his skill.
This release placed an extremely huge burden on him, and his arms were soon exerting so much effort that his veins popped up and his forehead began to sweat.
Fortunately, when there was just a meager layer of grass left, the soundless erosion stopped and Yin’s figure disappeared in front of him.
“Hu… huu… hu…” Hua Bei felt as if he had acquired a new lease on life.
Seeing his comrades each being attacked, Mu Yang also directly activated his skill. This time, what he used wasn’t the code that appeared in thin air, but a game interface which materialised before him.
Mu Yang’s hands moved on the mouse and keyboard in the air, and he soon chose a swordsman from a character list before clicking to confirm his selection.
When he pressed the confirmation button, the swordsman that appeared on Mu Yang’s virtual screen directly appeared at the scene. He wielded a long sword and was dressed in neat black clothes and black leather boots. His hair was combed into a neat ponytail, and his gaze was determined and sharp.
The instant he appeared, the swordsman’s sharp gaze swept the area.
Soon, he locked onto a small nearby patch of grass that had just wilted.
Under Mu Yang’s control, the swordsman swiftly rushed over. His sword looked plain and simple, but was extremely sharp. Without the slightest gaudiness, the sword directly stabbed Yin’s figure as it appeared.
“What the fuck! This summoning method is 666 ah!!” Hu Zhai, who had recovered his fighting strength, had an envious light in his eyes. He who was also a gamer otaku was deeply envious. This was simply one of a gamer’s ultimate dreams.
He also wanted to make his Valkyries appear in front of him, okay… Just a single look would satisfy him immensely.
The swordsman and Yin were locked in battle.
Due to the effect of 【Introduction to the fundamental principles of Marxism】, the sword that originally wouldn’t hurt Yin instantly slashed a neat but deep wound in its bloated arm, revealing the primal chaos underneath its skin.
Whether it was the artist or designer, they clearly didn’t design anything like internal organs for a monster created for a game, so under the layer of skin was just primal chaos and nothingness.
The injured Yin let out a pained screech, causing the players to frown.
Hu Zhai lifted a hand, drew a bright, anime-style star, and tossed it at Yin. “Sss — this guy’s voice is seriously horrible ah; it’s like fingernails scraping on glass.”
Hua Bei threw a few leaf-shaped flying blades at Yin. “Maybe there wasn’t time for it to eat its dubbing VA.”
Xiao Lan switched 【Dalit’s Bone】 to its blade form. “Or maybe this small studio couldn’t invite a VA at all, and just casually improvised a sound effect.”
Hu Zhai and Hua Bei: “…Makes a lot of sense.”
At that moment, leisurely footsteps rang out from afar, at odds with the intense battle currently taking place.
Cheng Wenyi’s figure unhurriedly walked out from behind. He had already changed out of his bloody and dusty clothes and switched to a white suit. It was a little different in the details from the one before; clearly, it was another custom-made one.
Evil rich people.
His hairstyle had also returned to its exquisite state, and his face and arms were also nice and clean. He even sprayed on some woody cologne. One couldn’t tell that he had just been fighting about ten minutes ago. This guy really went all out to maintain his elegance.
At that moment, he was the most radiant creature in the crowd. Unfortunately, among the male organisms present, none sighed ruefully over his handsomeness.
They just felt — You’re seriously so fucking picky ah!
Cheng Wenyi said to Xiao Lan, “You can ask for my help.”
Xiao Lan threw him a glance and said indifferently, “No need.”
With that, he raised his blade and rushed at Yin, who was fighting the swordsman Mu Yang had summoned.
Luo’s figure followed closely behind, as if he was Xiao Lan’s shadow.
Mu Yang’s swordsman was already injured, with less than a fifth remaining of the blood bar above his head, yet he still tenaciously fought with Yin. After all, compared with Yin who had its own consciousness, he was a genuine game character who was being controlled. Game characters naturally wouldn’t feel pain or fear.
Yin swung its hand at the swordsman once more, a formless danger surging out.
Mu Yang frowned. This move again. This sort of invisible move wasn’t easy to avoid ah.
His swordsman didn’t have much blood left. It might die after it suffered another attack, and it would be over thirty minutes before Mu Yang could summon another character. If the swordsman died now, he would have no choice but to go into battle himself.
And Mu Yang himself — was a trash fighter.
After all, where in the world was there a video game contestant who had a good physique?
Right at that moment, a white bone blade fell from the sky. Before Yin could attack, an unbelievably quick and elusive white shadow flashed and directly cut off the arm that was about to attack the swordsman.
At almost the same time, a sharp black light flashed on the other side, soundlessly cutting off Yin’s other arm.
Yin let out another shrill cry.
This time, it was much more miserable than before, as if a thousand pigs were being killed simultaneously.
It was a hi-fi grade product with none of the sound quality lost, which had the effect of reverberating through the rafters without end even after three days.
The players couldn’t help covering their ears. Xiao Lan was the closest to Yin, and felt as if he was about to go deaf. He rubbed his ears, feeling as if that bitter scream still lingered in his eardrums.
At the same time, Yin also didn’t dare remain where it was. Its greyish-blue body instantly disappeared and reappeared in a location far from Xiao Lan and Luo.
After that, under the players’ eyes, Yin’s shoulders that were already bare regrew arms.
It actually had self-regeneration! What was this fucking thing?!
Designing Yin to be so heaven-defying, no wonder it wanted to come out and wreak havoc.
Designer, come here and see if I won’t beat your dog head to a pulp! At that moment, it was as if all the players had telepathy as they shared this thought.
Hu Zhai’s voice trembled slightly. “How do we beat this?”
Xiao Lan raised his blade. “Continue. There can’t possibly be no limit to its self-regeneration.”
Previously, didn’t he also fight against a boss who had self-regeneration? That self-healing power had been limited, to say nothing of how Yin was now being restrained by Fushan Lingqyuan. It couldn’t possibly self-regenerate endlessly.
The players attacked Yin once more.
Xiao Lan and Luo directly rushed towards Yin, and injured it like crazy, while the other players also continued attacking it.
Cheng Wenyi merely stood at a distance, not wanting to participate in the melee and ruin his appearance which he had tidied up with a lot of effort.
But whenever Yin tried to teleport and dodge, it would immediately be sniped with a bullet from Cheng Wenyi. His bullets looked to be an ordinary size, but each time it blew a head-sized hole in Yin.
Following the players’ frantic output, the rate at which Yin’s injuries healed slowed down.
Right at that moment, Xiao Lan’s skill effect which had been dormant for a long time was triggered again:
“Poverty is unable to restrict my imagination, you obtained 【Sparks and lightning all the way】.
Xiao Lan looked in his storage space, filled with anticipation. This name sounded very awesome!
In the end, he saw — a pair of floral underpants.
This beach-style pants was in a crimson colour and adorned with large, traditional flowers. If you wore it, you would be the showiest boy in the crowd. Middle-aged uncles loved this the most in summer. It was filled with a mature man’s charm; you deserve to have it.
【Name: Sparks and lightning all the way (High grade item)】
【Ability: Obtain 30m/s speed for 30 seconds after wearing it, exceeding human limits (Cooldown time: 12 hours)】
【Description: When used, your butt will produce an intense flash. Please ensure you and the surrounding audience are able to bear it psychologically】
Xiao Lan, feeling despair over his family’s skill: “…”
This is a bit too fucking excessive ba!!
Fucking hell, who wants to wear it ah!!!
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LOL LOL So funny
I have a question and I am sure ML also wants to know are those underpants are short or long ?
Let Luo wear it! 👉👈
Thanks for the chapter! <3
Agree. I’m sure Luo can wear it like it’s a designer clothes. 😂😂😂
+1, Luo would totally be able to pull off the look! 😂
Is your pfp from The trash of the counts family??
Yeah. Cale and Choi Han.
LOL the game really isn’t sparing anything to dig puis for the players!! XD The effect might be good but what kind of humiliating item is this– wheeze
Pits!!*
was there a video game contestant who had a good physique?
I can think of a few gaming novels I’ve read 😏And well, Iooking forward to that flashy buttThanks for the chapter 😄
Can you please introduce me to a few of those gaming novels? 🙏 I’ve been searching for those, but most of the ones I have found are not fully translated or mtl’ed. 😔
Actually haven’t read than many about e-sports. I became interested after watching The King’s avatar”, I liked both the drama and the donghua. It’s not bl but it also is a novel so it may be interesting for you, but it’s not romantic. It’s officially translated, but I haven’t read it cause I’m poor and can’t afford it… it’s a very long one T^THope this helps you. (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧。
I’m sorry, I don’t know why I said that Glory is translated by juurensha. It’s been picked up by luckykoi, and initially translated by xiin
My stomach!! 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for the chapter ❤️
Well, at least you have what to wear on the beach, no?
thanks for the chapter~
Thanks for the chapter! ^^)❤
胡宅&花贝：“……好有道理。” <- it’s left in the text.
Didn’t the author say middle-aged men loved to wear it? Give it to Mr I’m-so-stylish xDD (I forgot how old he is or if it was mentioned.)
Thx for the ch ٩(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )و
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Oh my God I can’t 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for the chapter!
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Thx for the chappy
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I’m weak 🤣😂
“Please ensure you’ll be able to bear it psychologically” I’m crying what is this hahaha. Love all the skills we get to see in this chapter, funny and cool alike. This story has such a good balance to it
Thank you so much for translating! <3
Even I think that this time there was a skill that was done just to hurt the eyes and to be excessive against people’s pride.
Evil rich people.
whoever wrote this book XDDD i love this book sm
After all, where in the world was there a video game contestant who had a good physique?
YJH in “ORV”
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