After transmigrating into a villain cannon fodder male zergCh38 - A WASTE?!

Failure is the mother of success.

Every time you fail, you are preparing for the greatest success of your life. x8u6pe

Lu Mo sighed: [Although so, have you checked your father’s genes? The dragon also gave birth to nine sons.]

The system was confused and said: [But… isn’t this father you?]

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Lu Mo showed an awkward but polite smile: [I thought you would find the reason from yourself.]

The system said contemptuously: [I am your father and not a successful father.] jQlrPi

Ultimately, it made another cut to Lu Mo’s heart: [But I do blame myself. You are my most failed son. ]

Lu Mo: fine.

Back to the present, although Lu Mo has many flaws and is always, mostly, disliked by the system. But there is an a great advantage to his character, the system also had to admit.

That is, he can be competent.

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No, Lu Mo is remarkably persistent.

As long as he is sure of what he is doing, he will never change his goal midway because of the unexpected. Therefore, since he has become a referee, he will never give up.

But… Before that, they may need some small information to get twice the result with half the effort.

Information about the virtual battle zone can be said to be overwhelming on the starnet. Still, the most popular ones are about battle strategies. 6od1dS

After all, when many advanced females were interviewed afterwards, they all said that the high-intensity training in the virtual arena was an important reason for their advancement.

Lu Mo casually clicked into a community forum. Floating on the forum’s home page, an extremely hot post caught his attention.

[Run! Rabid dogs were roaming the virtual war zone last night! Is this guy crazy!?]

1L: My hands are still shaking. You can’t believe what I encountered yesterday. ErPLs3

I went online to fight as usual yesterday, and the first few fights felt good. I even got a compliment from an A-level male——fuck me, I was so stupidly happy at the time because I got to meet a Grade-A male. That’s right, the host is a female who is about to advance to S-rank from A-level and works hard daily to marry his beloved dream male.

Not to mention, this male referee is really handsome, his shining gold hair blinds my eyes, and his personality is very gentle… The poor original poster didn’t realize that the referee was an A-level male T^T even after he hit the top T^T. I missed the opportunity, and when he left, I realized it ahhhhhhhhhhh!.

I fought with a few females for a while, and I kept thinking about the male zerg, and I was still absent-minded. So far, however, my luck was pretty good.

Until such a crazy female zerg appears in front of me, I will post a photo for you. p8JIFj

(In the photo, a female zerg that looks ordinary or even the default model, stands in the sunset, holding a long knife and looking at the camera)

Damn, I thought to myself then, how can I meet such a novice newbie with such a default model at such a high level. Then I heard him ask me: “Is the third referee on the line an A-level male?”

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Oh, the host is awake when it comes to this. The host smiled happily: “Yes, yes! he praised me very much. I don’t know if I can meet him today…”

Yt, atf tbra’r yibbv lr regulcu lc fzmlafwfca!. Ktf tbra rwlifv tjqqlis: “Tfr, tf qgjlrfv wf obg yflcu jwjhlcu. P vbc’a xcbk lo P mjc wffa tlw abvjs…” LJCVD2

Memx sbe xcbk atja offilcu? Pa’r pera atja sbe kfgf ajixlcu vfofcrfifrris bcf rfmbcv, jcv sbeg tfjv kjr oislcu atf cfza rfmbcv! Vb tlut, rb tlut!

At that moment, I really felt like I saw the Mother Goddess.

 

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2L: The host is cute and pitiful. Give me a caress. By the way, isn’t the host a female zerg close to S rank? To be able to scare the host like this, what level of female zerg must it be?

3L: This is probably the world where gods fight.

14L: Host, I also encountered the same situation as you. The difference is that I’m more just – I’m a grumpy zerg, and my answer is: ” Why do you care? I am charming enough to attract male zergs, am I not?”

And do you know how many times he killed me? 5gqLN3

He shot and killed me for fifteen minutes.

The kind that I can’t get offline. He opened the compulsory pk. I hated this mechanism for the first time. …I initiated it before for fun and pick on others but…

15L: …You are not a good person either.

16L: … joqbOM

 

Lu Mo: …

He turned his head to look out the window. Ling was standing in the courtyard, fiddling with the slightly messy flower garden.

They had been here for so many days. Lu Mo always had no time to hire more staff, which led to the fact that there were only him and Ling in this huge mansion of theirs, and Ling was the one who took care of all the daily necessities. q34x0d

But–

Who caused all this?

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Lu Mo thought angrily. If Ling did not pester him every day, with his high efficiency, whether as a chef or florist, the family doctor and other employees, large and small, would have been recruited long ago, okay?

If Ling is trying to corrupt him with beauty, trying to intoxicate him with tenderness, so that he can lose his mind and wisdom – 0msSk3

System: [Then I have to say, Ling is about to succeed.]

Lu Mo: [……]

System: [You are now entirely indistinguishable from a dim-witted King.]

Seemingly sensing Lu Mo’s line of sight, Ling turned his head and met Lu Mo’s eyes. OdPeah

He was holding a pair of shears in his hand, and the flowers in the flower garden were blooming unrestrainedly around him, beautiful as a painting in the bright daylight.

Lu Mo’s tail hook stood up with a “swish”.

Ling put down the shears, walked under the windowsill, and looked up at Lu Mo: “Lord husband, what do you want?”

Lu Mo fumbled to press the tail hook down, cleared his throat and raised his chin haughtily: “My dear female monarch, don’t you think this manor is really a bit empty?” QMq1UD

Ling tilted his neck and said slowly, “Do you mean you need a zerg egg?

Lu Mo: “……”

Pink slowly spread upward from his neck, and he glared at Ling viciously: “Who told you this? Is there nothing left in your empty brain except these dirty, lewd, lascivious things?”

After saying that, he shrank back into the house, thinking that it was not enough, reached out and closed the window firmly. 9yLd7Z

Lu Mo sadly covered his face.

Isn’t Ling the commander of the legion? Obviously, he remembered that Ling’s profile was clearly written: Ling’s temper is not good. On the contrary, he is a highly violent female. When keeping such females, one needs to be cautious all the time; otherwise, they are incredibly vulnerable to backlash.

He stared at the ceiling and remembered, but Ling, in his memory, was always obedient and beautiful and liked to play pranks, sure he was a bit annoying…clingy, almost… but that was the only thing that bothered him.

He couldn’t help asking the system: [Are you sure you didn’t make a mistake?] V7c5qH

The system’s tone is very positive: [Even just now, I can detect Ling's extremely depressed emotions. Don’t just look at him smiling. Maybe he is thinking evil things about you.]

Lu Mo said with horror: [Oh.]

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His position as the big villain seems very stable from beginning to end, T^T.

He picked up the communicator and continued to scroll down. csSNKo

As the post progressed, the eccentric female zerg was described as almost godlike. The lower A-rank female zerg was defenceless against him, and the middle A-rank female zerg was killed by him to the point of losing his armour. Even the near-S-rank female zerg was dumbfounded, never having seen such a ruthless one before.

And to the 235th floor, there was a sudden reversal.

235L: Owner, I also encountered this female last night. I am an S-rank female, showed the video to my friends and unanimously felt that this was a trick.

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236L: Crap?

 

237L: Damn, S-ranked big guy!

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238L: Don’t you think it’s weird? A default model, an unknown female, just appeared suddenly and beat the S-rank female as soon as it appeared. No matter how you think about it, it’s too wrong, right?

Let me be clear, I’m a military female in the Fourth Legion, and we can’t even find a female with this kind of speed, strength, and skill in a division this terrifyingly good.

— Our army chief may not even be able to do it. This is definitely a cheat.

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239L: Indeed …… guess it’s just a cheat, and then a random reason to abuse zergs for fun. It’s disgusting. This kind of duel is not rewarded at all. It’s just for self-training. It can be cheated. I can’t figure out why they would do that.

 

240L: Reported.

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241L:     Above. Reported plus one.

 

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Lu Mo is not interested in their discussion of female worms. Still, after looking at the whole forum, he and the system noticed something strange …… P7cp4j

It is completely different from what they thought initially. There is no reward for their kind of boorish behaviour at all!

Some female zergs even suggested not to set the referee’s praise rate and pass rate too high and said with deep empathy: “Proper exercise attracts the opposite sex, and excessive exercise attracts the same sex.”

When you over-work out, the males think you’re a lifeless and tough military female…undesirable.

Lu Mo opened his mouth and shouted silently, his facial expression deeply pained. qchdaS

So what’s the point of them blowing the black whistle?!

He should not be called a referee. He should be called a public commentator.

T^T

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Author’s Note

Hello, I am alive! Yeah, this chapter was whack hahaha. I hope to see you all next week! I am still a bit ill but Lu Mo and Ling need their whacky adventures translated XD I just added a title as well since the original chapter does not have any.

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Translator's Note

Lu Mo is asking the system in the most roundabout way about the person who raised the system because the system’s way of raising Lu Mo is a total whack job XD

Translator's Note

In case you are confused, no this is not Lu Mo XD Ling is just basically mass pk-ing all zergs that fought under a “A-grade male referee” because he can’t pinpoint who fought in the game Lu Mo watched XD LMAO POOR ZERGS

Translator's Note

Ling, probably: *initiates operation: baby-trap* “LU MO DO YOU WANT A BABY?! A BABY?! WE CAN MAKE BABY?!”

Translator's Note

Ling: Lord Husband is tired of me already? Looking for a new wife already? *depressed yandere noises*

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