I Rely on Wilderness Survival Live Broadcast to become Popular Across the StarsCh76.2 - The seventy sixth day of hoarding money to raise the cub (2)

“Mr. Lu poisoned the barbecue again TAT”

… cAwRub

Xian Dan also had an ugly expression on his face, but at least he didn’t vomit so uselessly this time. He patted Shu Hua’s back and complained: “How can you be so delicate, vomiting to the point you can’t move, ah. In any case, you’re a strong man, a pregnant Omega doesn’t even throw up as much as you. Isn’t that right, Mr. Lu?”

Lu Liran: “……”

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Ke Ji’s heart skipped a beat suddenly, and he couldn’t help but also look at Lu Liran.

Lu Liran’s face darkened: “Is this your focus?” kOu1bt

He looked at the guide who had fainted from the pain. Just now he picked out the worm from the wound, and a sour yellow water flowed out, as if there was not even a trace of muscle under his skin.

When all the yellow water flowed out, the arm hung down like a skin bag.

Shu Hua felt goosebumps all over his body when he saw it, and took a deep breath: “Is this the fate of being drilled by that beak duck neck?

“The beak duck neck has been picked out, so there shouldn’t be a big problem, right?” Xian Dan asked.

Lu Liran glanced at him, and made a mocking smile: “If it can be solved so easily, this thing will not have such a bad name in the mouth of the locals. ”

He pursed his lips and quickly checked the guide’s body parts. After confirming that the water polo-like touch under his hands only spread to a section above the elbow, he let out a breath and looked at Shu Hua and Xian Dan:

“Save him or not? It’s uncertain whether he could live after being saved, and if he’s not saved he will surely die. Even if live after being saved, he’s still a cripple.”

Xian Dan was dazed by Lu Liran’s extremely fast words, before he could answer, he heard a very faint sound coming from below—— NdUKWf

“Help me, it doesn’t matter if I don’t have an arm, cut it off for me.” It was unknown when the guide woke up, he gritted his teeth and his face was pale. His whole body was drenched in cold sweat, like a water ghost.

He knew what he was doing, but he hadn’t been able to muster up the courage to do it himself. Finally, he met someone. He tremblingly stretched out his hand to Lu Liran, trying to grab Lu Liran, but was caught by Xian Dan and pulled him off.

“Then Mr. Lu do it.” Xian Dan said.

Seeing this, Lu Liran nodded slightly, and equipped the battle ax. GdWpIY

To cut off an adult’s arm accurately and neatly, not only must he have enough strength, but he must also understand the distribution and structure of bones. It’s best to cut at the joints, without the need for raw sawing and cutting, and it’s relatively less painful.

Lu Liran took a deep breath, he held the battle ax with both hands, which trembled slightly.

He hadn’t done this to a living person yet.

“I’ll do it.” Ke Ji pressed Lu Liran’s hand, “I still have some experience in this, my parents were both military doctors.” 6Emx t

Lu Liran was stunned for a moment, but before he realized what Ke Ji said he meant, he saw Ke Ji quickly and neatly pull out the machete from his waist, and the next second he raised the blade and dropped it, and an arm flew out.

A ball of juicy yellow pus also splashed out, Ke Ji dragged Lu Liran to dodge at the first moment, but the others, Xian Dan and Shu Hua couldn’t dodge in time, and were more or less drenched.

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Shu Hua: “Ugh!!!”

Xian Dan：“……ugh.” YnidjM

Just looking at the sour yellow water on the heads of those two people, Lu Liran felt a little sick to his stomach.

Ke Ji stretched out his hand to block Lu Liran’s eyes: “Let them deal with the rest, the environment here is too bad.”

Lu Liran：“……”

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Xian Dan vomited so much that tears came out. If it wasn’t for the unexpected move by Ke Ji, which made him too late to react, he wouldn’t have been drenched all over! FRwf48

Fuck, why is the Omega so ferocious now!?

[My mom, what the hell]

[Put all the shock and foul language I know in my life on the public screen]

[Beauty, this is????] 30MQ7Z

Oe Olgjc kjr jiwbra vgjuufv jkjs ogbw atf rmfcf ys Bf Al, jcv tf mbeivc’a tfiq yea ibbx ja Bf Al j ofk wbgf alwfr, jcv jrxfv: “Cgf sbe gfjiis jc Ywfuj?”

Ywfujr atja jgf wbgf nlmlber atjc tlw jgf gfjiis gjgf, gluta?

“Gbfrc’a rffw ilxf la?”  Bf Al megifv tlr ilqr, tf ibbxfv ja Oe Olgjc lccbmfcais, jcv jrxfv, “Ktfc jgf sbe gfjiis jc Ciqtj?”

Lu Liran：“……” 7WcIaR

This chat can’t go on.

At this time, the system sent out a live popularity upgrade alert——

“Congratulations to the host’s live broadcast room, where the number of online viewers has exceeded 1.5 million and won the title of [Little Famous lv2]. The system rewards: the host’s character attributes: strength +1, agility +1, and speed +1.

Current panel situation: eFbpDH

Strength: 2 (original) +2

Agility: 3 ( original ) +2

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Speed: 3 ( original ) +2

Stamina: 4 ( original ) +0 malKpC

Critical hit rate: 3%”

Lu Liran was stunned for a moment, and called out the thing that looked like a game panel in front of him. He remembered that such an update appeared when he confronted Big Wolf for the first time.

However, nothing seems to have changed.

“Ah this is an ability enhancement that acts on the host personally! After all, if the host’s own ability is enhanced, the probability of survival will be higher! And props will also have usage restrictions, etc., it is not as easy to use as this! This is the system specially upgraded for the host! ” hugVcl

The system beeped excitedly, as if Lu Liran’s thought of it being useless just now had caused him so much grievance.

Lu Liran twitched the corners of his mouth, expressing his understanding perfunctorily in a comforting manner.

He looked at the live broadcast room again. At this moment, the number of followers in the live broadcast room was about to exceed 70,000, and the number of people online was 1.52 million. The bullet screen exploded because of the scene just now.

Many of them were hit by the poison just after entering the live broadcast room, and they turned on their mics one after another—— 0JzyDu

[What kind of live broadcast is this, I saw someone take a screenshot, who is that, how can he just draw a knife and chop the person up?!]

[This must be a backdrop at home!]

[This is too much of a bully, isn’t it? How dare you do something like this live?]

Even Lu Liran’s platform manager, Lucio, poked his private message in the background, and it rang—— cYt0HR

Lucio: Brother Lu, shouldn’t you limit your live broadcast a little bit?

Lucio: In the past, it was okay since it was mystical animals who hurt people, but this time it’s a person with machete to kill people, that’s too much!

Licio：……

Lu Liran’s brow furrowed and his face sank as he watched everyone indiscriminately accuse Ke Ji of cutting off the guide’s arm. RjX3Tl

He turns to the drone:

“This is saving lives. People who spout off across the net in a live broadcast room usually can’t even tell what kind of encounter that person is experiencing, let alone expect you guys to give any better, faster, more applicable way to do it at the moment, it’s really ridiculous.”

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“I assume that there are still people with brains in the live broadcast room. They should remember the dissected camel horse in the oasis yesterday. Its body was also drilled into by the beak duck neck. If that man was delayed for a while, he would have ended up just like that camel horse.”

“The most troublesome thing about a beak duck neck is that its digestive essense enters the blood circulation system. It also means that even if it’s taken out of the body, the digestive essense still remains in the host body, flowing through the major organs with blood circulation, and eventually all the spleen muscles are digested into such a ball of yellow water.” 5uSnje

“Even if the man’s arm is cut off, it can only be said to reduce the digestive essense entering his blood circulation system as much as possible.” Lu Liran raised his eyes, his eyes were mocking and sharp, and he sneered, “Can anyone understand what happened to that hapless guy? If it were you, could you do better?”

[…is there really such a strange worm? Couldn’t it be that the anchor made it up to justify himself]

[Really, the anchor met it yesterday]

[Brother Lu’s live broadcast room is “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them”, where you can squat down a bunch of magical creatures that you can’t even think of] 7RIKsA

[In this way, it really seems that there is no other way to go except to cut off the arm]

[Call for search and rescue, now the interstellar search and rescue team can dispatch the police in five minutes, and there is emergency medical treatment equipment, why is it better than the barbaric approach of the anchor?]

[I’ll briefly explain. Its easier said than done, the anchor is in Salba, right? Do you understand Salba? Salba’s communication equipment and positioning sustem are all out of order, okay. If we could find the search and rescue team, the anchor and they would have already run out of Salba, iso hilarious]

[Don’t understand anything, but just open your mouth and babble, it’s funny] akR73z

[Holy shit, my family! Big gossip! ! The dean of our research institute seems to be watching Brother Lu’s live broadcast too?!]

[?? Upstairs, continue speaking?]

[I just went out to pour some water, when I heard two big bosses discussing in the director’s office! Talking about the beak duck neck, and talking about a live broadcast room, it must be our Brother Lu!]

[Hiss, why did he get targeted by the director of the research institute? Panic…] jour6

[The live broadcast won’t be shut down, right?]

Lu Liran frowned slightly as he looked at the news on the barrage.

If they shut down his live broadcast because of this kind of thing, then he will not be able to bear this anger.

[Ah, no, no, we are…the Institute of Mythical Beasts…the subject is only suitable for the professionals] RxTN8f

[Laughing, what the hell, is there really such a research institute??]

[Really, we are serious research institute, trust me if you eat public food]

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[Hahahahaha, but it’s still funny]

Lu Liran twitched the corners of his mouth. j4PLuV

He has nothing to do with any research institute, just don’t block his account.

Lu Liran glanced at the live broadcast room, the barrage rarely had shady comments anymore, he calmed down a little, and let out a cold snort.

Ke Ji blinked slowly, and after a few seconds, he poked Lu Liran lightly, and asked: “Did someone in the live broadcast room say I was too violent and bloody just now?”

“Just a bunch of ignorant people who don’t know what they are talking about.” Lu Liran said. A4Frvu

Ke Ji laughed: “The last time I heard you so excited, someone was slandering that Commander.”

Lu Liran paused, he looked at Ke Ji, and narrowed his eyes slightly: “Don’t ask for a beating.”

The smile on Ke Ji’s face froze, and he coughed lightly.

The two of them returned to the rock, and now they looked at the two prey brought back by Big Wolf, and they didn’t feel good anymore. ZX4xHL

But Lu Liran still lit a fire, and skewered the rabbit and snake on the branches to roast.

“Wow, it smells so good——”

“Mr. Lu poisoned the barbecue again TAT” rBMI2j

“Why is the meat roasted by Mr. Lu so fragrant every time, but the meat roasted by our captain is smelly…”

Lu Liran was amused when he heard the voice of slobbering from the other end of the merchant fleet.

Not long after, Xian Dan and Shu Hua dealt with themselves and their guide with difficulty.

There was hardly any blood flowing from the guide’s wound, and all that gushed out was yellow water, which seemed to shrivel up after it drained away, with only faint blood dripping down from the wound. zJEw1x

The two brought the guide back to their team.

Before Xian Dan and them approached, Lu Liran heard the explosion on the other side of the merchant fleet:

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

“Captain, why did you get him back!?”

“Xiao Qi! Come and deal with him!” vC3mNj

“That, you guys smell so bad……”

“It seems to be the captain, you guys, it stinks…”

“……I’m going to vomit.”

“I can’t help it, vomit, ugh——” pX5E o

“Ahhh why does the captain always stink!!! Mr. Lu’s place just smells good!!! I want to hang out with Mr. Lu, wuwuwu!”

Xian Dan：……

Why am I stinky? This question is for you, Mr. Lu, ah.

The captain is tired of feeling unloved. 4XUngq

Lu Liran raised the corners of his mouth indistinctly.

Sunnyshies: You guys don’t know, I almost enter Institute of Fantastic Beasts there. Sigh~ I actually wanted it like that, after all, it can also be translated like that.

BTW, additional chapter coming…just wait a min!!