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Deep Pit Oasis

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Lu Liran looked at the men, who were stunned, he squinted his eyes, and urged impatiently: “What are you doing standing there stupidly? Help me.”

“Ah? Oh! Oh!” Shu Hua and Xian Dan hurriedly forward.

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Usually an adult camel weighs more than two thousand catties, and it takes four people to turn it over with the combined efforts.

“Huh? Why did it feel…so light?” Shu Hua was a little surprised. He thought it would take a lot of effort for the four of them to turn the camel horse, but he didn’t expect it to be quite easy. gv6j1o

Lu Liran glanced at him and the corner of his mouth twitched. If it really weighed more than two thousand catties, he wouldn’t go to such lengths.

He has no knife in hand, machete and the battle ax were not suitable for disembowelment, so Lu Liran had to switch back to an outdoor dagger.

He carefully followed the ventral line and cut a bloody slit. He used a small dagger to cut the opening, separating the fur from the fat under the skin like he had done before on the glacier to skin the jumping sheep.

He put his hand in between the fur and the fat layer, he then opened up the space with force, and split the entire camel’s fur bit by bit.

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This is not a good job, between his nose is full of blood and livestock body odor. Lu Liran didn’t toss about for too long, so he changed Shu Hua to do the job.

“See what I did?” He first asked Shu Hua and Xian Dan.

Shu Hua nodded the fastest, and was directly dragged by Lu Liran to take over.

Shu Hua: “……” It turns out that he was just waiting for him to answer, when he asked that question. IoNGkX

He couldn’t help but wanted to struggle, and asked: “Didn’t you plan to do an autopsy? Why did it become skinning again?”

“Once the cavity is opened, the skin will not be usable anymore.” Lu Liran said faintly.

Shu Hua wanted to ask why it was not available anymore, but before he could ask, Xian Dan slapped him on the head, urging him to stop talking.

“But we obviously still have some fur…” Shu Hua muttered. CIaRM8

Lu Liran snorted lightly: “Don’t always think that you have extra things in your hands. One of the big tenets of wilderness survival —— never waste any resources you have at hand, because you never know what the next surprise will be.”

Shu Hua heard what he saw and thought it made sense, so he stopped muttering, and went to skin the camel horse with his breath held.

After more than ten minutes passed, they heard Shu Hua’s broken cry behind the camel horse: “I can’t do this anymore, it really stinks!”

Lu Liran suppressed the smile that he couldn’t help but raise at the corner of his mouth and nudged his mouth, signaling for Xian Dan to take over. 3hrITg

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[Is it my illusion, why do I feel that Brother Lu is like an evil landlord at the moment—— MuttonSteambun gifted the anchor 1x Top-quality Wagyu Beef]

[The two poor bastards are sent to do hard labor, haha]

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[Brother Lu is laughing, right? Yes, yes! —— SaltedFish YuYu gifted the anchor 1x White Truffle]

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[Hiss, ask about the psychological shadow of those two camel horses]

[Brother Lu didn’t consider the mood of the camel horses, hahahaha, what a pity for those two camel horses] FIMdWk

[Anchor, be careful of being boycotted by people from Animal Protection Association]

[Too cruel, I want to report]

[Go, go, go, what a nutjob. People are trying to live, how could they still care about small animals?]

[No, go away upstairs. Brother Lu is giving the animal that was about to die a relief, and recycling, where did he hit the G-spot of the Animal Protection Association?] tvyDgc

[Funny, don’t worry about being crazy—— SheepMeat gifted the anchor 1x Sukiyaki Pot]

Lu Liran walked back to the camel horse, he rolled up his sleeves, then took the dagger, and glanced at the others: “Ready to open it up.”

Shu Hua expressed a go signal, anyway it couldn’t be more terrible than the stench he suffered just now.

Seeing this, Lu Liran’s expression became somewhat meaningful. lD1C2c

He reminded Ke Ji in a low voice to stand farther away and hold his breath, then he held his own breath and cut with the dagger.

The dagger cut through the tissue of the muscle under the fat, and suddenly, a foul-smelling pus gushed out from the inside. Xian Dan and Shu Hua reacted very quickly and dodged to the side in order not to be caught on the sputter.

An extremely strong sour smell suddenly flooded the entire lake, even the huge shadow in the lake dived down again.

Shu Hua opened his mouth to say something, but when he opened his mouth, the sour smell came into his mouth, he let out a “yue“, and immediately ran to the lake to throw up. EZMcBX

Xian Dan endured it, but when he heard Shu Hua vomit overwhelmingly, he couldn’t help it anymore, and quickly ran to vomit to him side by side.

Qin Qi was a little further away, but he was stupefied for a while when he smelled the stench, he was almost sent away.

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“Mr. Lu, what is this…” Qin Qi pinched his nose and asked.

Lu Liran held his breath and did not answer, but opened the incision wider, and the pus inside flowed out of the abdominal cavity, and was absorbed by the soil under his feet. Mj7Dfa

Soon, the camel’s stomach was emptied, except for a solitary stomach bag, the other organs were gone.

After a few glances, he quickly got up and ran a few meters away, taking a deep breath.

Fuck, smothered to death.

Shu Hua’s vomiting sound was still in his ears, and the moment he opened his mouth to speak, the smell made him want to vomit, and finally he vomited nothing, and only made several retching sounds. Cp68JY

“What the fuck is this shit!?” He asked as he broke down.

Lu Liran went to the upper lake bank to get some clean water, he splashed his mouth and nose, and then said after recovering: “It was bitten by that thing, probably because of the digestive juice.”

“What??” Shu Hua couldn’t react.

Ke Ji also ran to Lu Liran to collect water, and explained: “This is the cut off mouth parts. There was a sore of the same shape on the sole of the camel’s foot, and the sores were also deep as if they had been drilled in.” qJw7j1

Xian Dan took a breath.

Lu Liran nodded: “That’s right, but it’s unclear what that thing is, and what it will cause is unclear. Only with an open cavity test can I make a rough guess.”

If it can penetrate through the hoof, the mouthpiece should also be paralytic.

He noticed that the blood vessels inside the camel’s abdominal cavity were all purple, and even a rich vascular plexus near the tail had obvious erosions, which should be caused by the digestive juice secreted by the mouthparts. MbI5rV

“I have encountered a creature like this in the gobi desert in Death Valley, but I don’t know what it is.” Lu Liran said, “Local nomads told me that they call it a beak duck neck, because it looks like a duck with a thin and long neck and a beak. It is said that being pecked by this thing, no matter whether it is a person or an animal, will die. No matter where you die, something like that will grow in your body, like a blooming cultivated soil.”

Shu Hua’s eyes widened, he couldn’t help but look at the camel horse, and took a step away: “The ghost thing will grow out of its body?!”

“I wasn’t sure at first, but now that I’ve cut open the camel horse, I almost understand.” Lu Liran was not as nervous as Shu Hua, and said, “I don’t think it’s necessarily growing a beak duck neck. Rather, after the creatures died, they will go back into their bodies, then started to eat from the inside, and finally broke out of the corpses. When they were seen by the nomads, they saw another thing growing out of the corpses.”

As Lu Liran said, he used a slightly longer branch to gently shake the open chest of the camel horse, and said: “Look here, there are no eggs or anything like that, so it is unlikely that new life hatched from inside.” Qot MN

Shu Hua rubbed his arms viciously, seeing Lu Liran messing around with its inside, he couldn’t help but want to run to vomit again.

The branch only moved around the belly of the camel horse a few times, and when it was taken out again, the top of the branch had already turned black. Lu Liran rubbed it gently on the ground twice, and it turned into charcoal ashes.

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It can be seen how amazing the corrosiveness of this digestive juice is.

“What if it’s a person that’s got bitten?” Xian Dan asked nervously. S DvcG

“Digestive juice enters from the blood of the wound. First, press down the area around the wound to slow down the flow rate. And then, to put it bluntly, it is a strong digestive juice, so try acid-base neutralization. Or, just be a gecko that break its tail, be completely decisive.” Lu Liran frowned, unable to think of a better idea for a while.

Xian Dan could also hear the uncertainty in Lu Liran’s words, thus he could only pray in his heart, don’t run into this ghost thing.

[Brother Lu, this…makes me feel desperate when I hear it] jPqR4y

[This thing looks too weird, Brother Lu has actually met it before]

[The anchor has also been to Death Valley?! Braggart! Do people go to that kind of place?]

[What are the specialties of Death Valley?]

[There’s nothing there, just a ravine, and some people say that there are several tons of gold hidden under the ravine, but no one has even gone down, and those who have gone down have not come up] y5KHOU

“Eh, Mr. Lu has been to Death Valley?” Qin Qi looked at Lu Liran in surprise, a little curious, “What did Mr. Lu go to Death Valley?”

“The test of survival.” Lu Liran said.

Qin Qi choked. Who would go there for a survival test ah? Do you have to go through this to be a bounty hunter?

Lu Liran pouted in his heart, it’s not even a system task. jAaT9d

—— If he can survive successfully, he can get all the auxiliary functions of the system, which are completely open to him. That’s why he went there in the first place, otherwise even if he survived that fall, the serious injuries on his body, with the current level of medical care, it would have been impossible to recover to the extent that he has today.

The others didn’t know, and only looked at Lu Liran in awe.

Shu Hua: “Where else have you been to? Tell me about it? I want to know!”

Qin Qi: “Mr. Lu, Mr. Lu, what is in Death Valley? I heard that in the ranking of the ten uninhabited areas of the Desolate Star, Death Valley is higher than Salba. What do you think, Mr. Lu?” 2Anzgu

Xian Dan: “Mr. Lu is really amazing. I heard that there are thousands of tons of gold in Death Valley. I don’t know if Mr. Lu knows……”

The corners of Lu Liran’s mouth twitched.

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Ke Ji looked at him, “You’ve been to Death Valley? Did you go alone?”

Lu Liran looked over, then nodded slightly. Seeing the man’s brows tend to frown, he stopped immediately and said: “Forced by life.” Don’t judge him for his adventurous spirit, the cub is watching in the live broadcast room. pKxeLv

Unexpectedly, the other party frowned even tighter.

Lu Liran couldn’t understand what the other party was struggling with, and he couldn’t help laughing when he heard that Xian Dan was still persistently asking about the gold rumors in Death Valley: “There is no gold in the deep ravine of Death Valley, but there are tons of bones. You want it?”

Translator's Note

嘴鸭脖子 – /Zuǐ yā bózi/

Translator's Note

又或者壁虎断尾 – /Yòu huòzhě bìhǔ duàn wěi/

from 断尾求生 – /Duàn wěi qiúshēng/
breaking the tail to survive
Metaphor An act or situation in which the survival of the whole or an individual is preserved by sacrificing something

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8 comments

  1. Ke Ji is feeling bad? Then give your dear wifey/husband a better life! Pamper him, shower him in love, treasure him! (*^ω^)

    Thanks for the chapter~~~

  2. »Qin Qi: “Mr. Lu Mr. Lu, what is in Death Valley?« There’s a , missing between the two “Mr. Lu” or one “Mr. Lu” is too much.

    What? Xian Yu just gifted a White Truffle? Was seeing his brother skin the camel wasn’t worth a Buddha Jumping over the Wall? lololol

    Thx for the ch (ㅅ˘ㅂ˘)