I Rely on Wilderness Survival Live Broadcast to become Popular Across the StarsCh50.2 - The fiftieth day of hoarding money to raise the cub (2)

[Two in one] Wolf paw prints

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A group of people hurried on their way, everyone’s face became serious because of the news of the appearance of wilderness wolves. No one spoke on the road, and the solemn and gloomy atmosphere seemed to be contagious even across the live broadcast room.

[Help, my palms are sweating]

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[Obviously the anchor didn’t talk later, but just watching them hurrying…why did I watch them so seriously and nervously, ahhh, so annoying]

[It feels like watching a horror movie…the only difference is that this is a live broadcast, you will never know what will happen the next second, so the scene is more exciting and tense, or just a plain false alarm] XrM2y0

[However, in Brother Lu’s live broadcast room, he has never talked plainly…]

[It makes sense, Brother Lu seems to attractive more…cough—— I didn’t mean to say that Brother Lu is relatively unlucky gifted the anchor 1x Top-quality wagyu beef]

[Laughing, be bold upstairs, speak out!]

[Young master’s luck is good, don’t talk nonsense. —— The housekeeper gifted the anchor 1000x rice grains] —— The housekeeper Jin Fei discontentedly defends his shortcomings.

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[Hahahaha, fuck. What kind of play is this, upstairs]

The housekeeper was dazed for a moment, he then helped up his glasses that he wore specially for watching live barrage, and opened the search engine to search for the additional meaning of “play”.

After walking a certain distance, Lu Liran slowed down a little and began to think about connecting with the live broadcast.

He adjusted his breathing and said: “To be honest, wilderness wolves are the last desert creature I want to meet. They are more terrifying than the one-horned viper python.” NJe734

As he said, he turned his head and glanced at the merchant fleet behind him, and saw that the string of tails was obviously not strong enough to keep up.

Lu Liran looked around and found a barely shaded place to stand. While waiting for the team to catch up, he took a rest and chatted with the live broadcast room: “The one-horned viper python just doesn’t welcome uninvited guests who stray into its territory by mistake, but the wilderness wolves are different.”

“They hunt down the creatures in their own territory. Any creature is their ration. They act as if they never know satiety, always attacking and eating.”

“They have excellent stamina. In order to chase their prey, they can even run for tens of kilometers without stopping, and only when the prey is exhausted can they give the most foolproof kill. These wilderness wolves are natural hunters of the desert, and when hunting, they will move as a whole, showing amazing cooperative ability.” 28RHOC

Lu Liran pointed to the string of tails that fell behind him. Those people had already followed, he stood up straight, set off again, and said at the same time: “If our team encounters the wilderness wolves, then the first few camels and the people on the camels will be reduced to the first targets of attack. Through probing and chasing, the wilderness wolves will first identify some old, weak, young, and disabled, and concentrate on these types of targets.”

[Hiss, these wolves sound a bit doggy ] JK0SXV

[I really didn’t expect those savage and low-level wolves to show such wisdom…]

[Wolves are savage and low? I laughed, what a self righteous person]

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[Hey, I look at the merchant fleet now, and they all have a feeling that they are dying. What’s going on?] i8zTWl

[Mainly because Brother Lu said this…I think this group of people are doomed (x)]

[Brother Lu is just making an analogy, don’t think too much about it——  SaltedFish YuYu gifted the host 10x white truffles]

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Xian Dan was choked. He coughed twice in embarrassment, and defended himself in a low voice: “Our physical fitness is not bad…”

This is true, their physical fitness is considered good in all aspects, otherwise, after staying in the desert for three or four days, how can they still have the strength to climb a sand dune as high as the entire Star City Central Hotel? It’s also impossible to keep up with Lu Liran.

It’s just that compared to Lu Liran, they are really not enough. uL3zWJ

Xian Dan touched his nose, and under Lu Liran’s obvious disdainful and disbelieving eyes, he had no choice but to admit it.

“In two hours, the temperature will rise to an unbearable level. At that time, we will have to find a place to escape the heat.” Lu Liran said to the people in the merchant fleet, “Avoid traveling at the hottest time and choose night routes carefully, which can greatly increase your success in getting out of the desert.”

“Remember, Mr. Lu!” The merchant fleet replied in unison.

The corner of Lu Liran’s mouth twitched, but they really didn’t need to answer him like in military training. GT5L N

He didn’t say anything more, he turned his head and glanced at Ke Ji to confirm whether the other party’s condition was suitable to continue on his way.

Ke Ji gestured at him, indicating that he was fine.

Lu Liran nodded slightly: “Then go ahead.”

Xian Dan looked at Lu Liran, then at Ke Ji and finally at the group of people behind him, feeling a toothache—— No wonder Mr. Lu disliked them for their poor physical fitness. Look at Mr. Lu’s Omega, even an Omega can keep up with Mr. Lu!! zWb d6

As expected of Mr. Lu’s favorite O, Xian Dan thought in his heart, and even wondered whether Mr. Lu’s partner criteria is physical strength?

Sigh.

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Xian Dan pulled back his thoughts that were about to go somewhere else, and called for the merchant fleet to follow.

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Along the road, the endless low-lying flat sandy land and raised sand dunes gradually turn into ravines, scattered small rock shelves, and huge rocky walls and shrubs.

Lu Liran walked under a ledge, he raised his head, and looked at the range of the ledge in front of him.

It is about 100 meters long and about ten meters high. It would have saved him a lot of time if he could climb over directly.

Xian Dan swallowed his saliva, he looked at Lu Liran sizing it up, and couldn’t help but feel a sudden shock in his heart—— Mr. Lu doesn’t really want to climb this ledge with bare hands, does he??? lGTIjF

Lu Liran grabbed a protruding piece of rock, then exerted a little force with his palm, then a “crack” sounded, as the piece of rock was easily crushed into pieces. The dry rock shelf was like a fragile specimen after its glory, and it shattered as soon as it was pinched.

Lu Liran frowned, and patted the stone powder off his hands: “Forget it, let’s take a detour. It’s all sedimentary rock, too brittle to climb.”

Xian Dan heaved a sigh of relief, and when Lu Liran turned to walk away, he quietly reached out and grabbed a handful of rock flakes curiously. His fingers were already trembling with force, but he still couldn’t break it into several pieces as Mr. Lu did.

Xian Dan coughed dryly, he withdrew his hand, and followed Lu Liran quickly, pretending nothing happened. RgY5c3

It turns out that the difference in the world lies with me and Mr. Lu.

[Hahahahahahahahahahaha, did you see that!!! In the small background behind Brother Lu!! Is that Captain trying to kill me with laughter, hahaha]

[Is he imitating Brother Lu to pinch the rock? Hahahaha, I’m afraid the captain is not amused in comparison]

[When I saw him for the first time, I thought he has this serious and upright persona, but I never expected that he would reveal his true colors after only one day, hahaha] vXBMh

[Fortunately, Brother Lu gave up climbing the ledge, otherwise this group of people might go crazy, haha]

Lu Liran twisted open his canteen and drank a mouthful water. The glare of the sun began to exert its power, mercilessly baking the land.

“The sun is already very strong now. Under such rocks, it is usually the best hiding place for bugs and scorpions.” Lu Liran wiped the sweat from the corner of his forehead. The sweat slid down his chin and over his Adam’s apple. As he spoke, his Adam’s apple rolled up and down slightly, bringing the drop of sweat into his collarbone.

The rocks on the road were turned over by Lu Liran, and Xian Dan looked at him curiously, Mr. Lu seemed to be trying to find something. CSF0uh

“Ah, I found it! Look!” Lu Liran whispered, and quickly bent down, the probing stick in his hand seemed to be tightly stuck on something.

Xian Dan subconsciously looked closer when he heard his word, and saw a scorpion with sandy-yellow carapace and a nearly transparent abdomen being restrained by Lu Liran with the probing stick.

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Xian Dan was stunned for a moment, then he recognized it somewhat, and took a breath: “Is this a desert fat-tailed scorpion?”

“That’s right.” Lu Liran glanced at the other party appreciatively, and nodded: “One of the most poisonous scorpions in the desert, just four milligrams of its venom is enough to kill a person.” pMlXkH

The team behind Xian Dan took a step back silently—— How could Mr. Lu play with such a dangerous thing T.T

“If you don’t get timely rescue and treatment after being stung, within six hours, the unlucky one who got stung will die from paralysis of the nervous system and heart failure.” Lu Liran continued to export horror cases, “Hundreds of people in Salba die every year because of this little guy.”

“When first stung, the paralyzing venom of the tail barb will make the target completely unaware of the injury, and when the discomfort reaction occurs, most of the venom has already entered the nervous system and started to work, so there is not much time left for them to get treatment.”

People in the merchant fleet began to be suspicious and couldn’t help checking each other for similar wounds. SPiBb3

[…this kind of scorpion only exists in the desert, right? There shouldn’t be any in the city, right? QAQ]

[After hearing what Brother Lu said, my body feels very wrong. I was originally afraid of bugs and scorpions, but now I am even more afraid]

[Brother Lu’s daily task of intimidation today, achieved√]

“There are usually no such things in cities.” Lu Liran replied, and he drew a dagger from his waist. “Most of the scorpion’s toxin is in the tail, and the fat-tailed scorpion is no exception, it can be eaten after cutting it off.” eG0m9c

As he spoke, he held the probing stick with one hand and held down the fat-tailed scorpion, separating the barb that kept attacking with the tail, and at the same time, the dagger cut off the tail neatly, and finally cut off the head and threw it away.

The rest can be eaten.

Xian Dan gasped and looked at Lu Liran: “Do you really want to eat it!?”

Lu Liran looked at him as a matter of course: “Otherwise, why did I spend so much effort to catch it and dismember it?” NacAFQ

Xian Dan was taken for granted by Lu Liran’s tone, as if it made sense…it’s no wonder.

The fat-tailed scorpion was bigger than the emerald scorpion caught the day before, and Lu Liran gave half of it to Ke Ji.

Ke Ji took it silently, thinking of the big fat worms in the rotten wood that he ate yesterday, the scorpion didn’t seem to be so unacceptable.

The two put the half of the scorpion into their mouths in uncanny synchronization, crunching and creaking, which made Xian Dan’s scalp go numb. uR832r

The people in the merchant fleet were numb, and looked at the two people in front of them blankly—— Eating scorpions!! That’s a scorpion!! And they eat it raw!!

[Hahahahaha, Brother Lu’s mouth was so bloody that it stunned the opposing team]

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[Sister-in-law seems to have resigned himself to his fate, hahaha. He didn’t even struggle today, he just took the food handed by Brother Lu, hahaha]

[There are blessings to share, there are scorpions to eat together (dog head)] pcgWqF

“If you want to eat, you can look under these stones.” Lu Liran spat out a mouthful of sand in his mouth, seeing that the people in the merchant fleet stopped to look at them, he raised his eyebrows and said.

No, not at all. The team shook their heads in unison.

Xian Dan couldn’t help asking curiously: “How does it taste?”

[Hahahaha thank you for asking what I was just thinking!!] dfw3jV

[Looking at Brother Lu’s expression, it doesn’t seem as unbearable as before, it should be okay, right?]

Lu Liran said “Wu”: “It’s just that, there is a lot of sand.”

He looked at Ke Ji and raised his eyebrows as if seeking approval.

Ke Ji: “…it’s like eating raw oysters with mud, except that the oysters are stinky and rotten.” p3W8AK

[Hahahahahaha, as expected of you!!! Why is it so vivid!!]

[I smelled it, help]

Someone in the merchant fleet let out a retching sound.

[I’m like the merchant fleet] DdjN5

[I’m like the merchant fleet +1]

The corners of Lu Liran’s mouth twitched, and he gave Ke Ji a look: Look at the good deeds you have done.


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Translator's Note

有点苟 – /Yǒudiǎn gǒu/

It should be a dog of a kitten or a puppy.
This is an Internet term that is very commonly used on the Internet now, and it is said to be a bit of a joke in it, as if to say that a person is a little too smart.

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19 comments

  1. Thank you for the taste tester review Ke Ji: stinky and rotten, please help yourself. Smile. Hahahaha! Omg!

    The merchant fleet: 😳😳😳🤮🤮🤮Thanks for the update 🤣❤️🤣❤️🤣

  2. »Hiss, these wolves sound a bit doggy..« Half of the chapter was eaten up by this T/N.

    »You guys really has poor physical fitness.« have poor

    »Remember, Mr. Lu!« Remembered (?)

    »The corner of Lu Liran twitched..« of LLR’s mouth

    »Xian Dan pulled back his thoughts that was about..« that were about (? You do use was in singular and were in plural, right?)

    ».. and drank mouthful water.« a mouthful of

    »How could Mr. Lu play with such dangerous thing T.T« such a (?)

    ».. it can be eaten after cutting it off. ”« off.”

    Another really (not) delicious sounding meal, mmmh~ :3

    Thx for the ch (ㅅ˘ㅂ˘)

  3. The best way to judge how dangerous a scorpion is, is to compare the size of its stinger to the size of its claws. If it has small claws and a large stinger, that means it uses its venom to hunt and is more dangerous. If it has big claws and a tiny stinger, that means it uses its claws to hunt and its venom is unlikely to be deadly to humans. Being stung will still hurt and could cause some localized reaction around the sting, but you’re unlikely to get seriously sick.

      • I mean, it’s not advisable to mess with any scorpion, but it’s a good thing to keep in mind if you’re accidentally stung by one. Or if you decide you want one as a pet, you’ll know if the species you’re interested in is reasonably ‘safe’. I wouldn’t want one as a pet, but there are people who keep them.

        • brother/sister I have a question for you, like your in every comments and you know alot of stuff about animals so I just wanna ask are you like studying to be a vet or animal specialist since you do know a lot of information (I’m not assuming anything I’m just curious) Also would you say Lu-Ge’s recipee is actually acceptable in real life and eatable? Like I mean I would never try one of his delicacies but could you actually eat some similar animals in the same way? (because I know the author put in mixes of real life species of plants and animals)

    • I know right I love them so much and I’m just waiting for them to finally reunite and Lu-Ge to finish his face recovery process and also for little Zai-Zai to heal his heart problems and finally meat his other papa 😭💕