(Two in one) [Okay, okay, the feature film is here, Brother Lu is looking for something to eat!]
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Everyone thought that Lu Liran would take the obvious path, but they didn’t expect that Lu Liran turned around and walked straight to another path.
“The ancient road has no forks. The other road is a beast’s path.” Lu Liran explained, “It is the path that the wild beasts take.”
“Humans may not be able to walk on the path that wild animals can walk. It is very likely that walking on it will lead to a dead end.” Lu Liran reminded, “Similarly, large carnivorous beasts are more likely to ambush on animal trails, and the danger is higher.”
[TAT Most people will give priority to the path that looks more open and clearer. Who knows that it may be more dangerous]
[Sure enough, there are traps everywhere in the wild!!! Have you opened your laptop, quick take note—— CharcoalGrilledBullfrog gifted the anchor 3x Sushi]
[I guess those people must have walked along the animal trail, so they were in such a mess!]
[It’s not impossible]
Lu Liran and Ke Ji walked forward for nearly half an hour. The trail was still clearly distinguishable, but compared to the section of the ancient trail they had just entered, the path under their feet was now much more covered in grass.
Nature’s self-healing ability is immeasurable.
“It’s very possible that the road at the end will disappear when we get to the end.” Lu Liran said.
Ke Ji nodded slightly, glanced at the sky and said: “Why don’t we set up camp nearby. Since we want to find the whereabouts of the Swamp Ghost Crocodile, we can stay here for a while longer in the next two days.”
Lu Liran also had the same idea and responded: “That’s okay.”
Since they are going to stay for two more days, the camp here needs to be a little stronger and not as simple as the previous hammock and lean-to sheds.
There was still plenty of free time at the moment, so Lu Liran and Ke Ji split up.
The two of them cut down a lot of trees in a short time and built a flat-roofed hut about 1.23 meters high on the spot. At least the two of them would not hit the roof when they sat inside.
There was also a wooden bed built inside. Lu Liran planned to put a layer of moss on the bed to make a soft cushion, and then lay a layer of leaves to separate the moss.
There were green moss everywhere here, they all look the same and can be used anywhere.
Ke Ji was about to scrape off a layer of moss from a tree when Lu Liran saw this and quickly stopped, shaking his head and saying: “This is dog skin moss, which is filled with tiny parasitic mites that are invisible to the naked eye. Once infected, the whole body will become red and itchy, which is unbearable.”
“You never want to feel this kind of feeling.” Lu Liran said.
Ke Ji was slightly surprised when he heard this: “Have you ever encountered it?”
“I once went to the Yexia Rainforest with a team. Someone in the team peeled off moss like this to make a bed. The next day, he scratched himself all over. He couldn’t help it.” Lu Liran said, “Later, the man suffered from high fever due to infection. There was no time to send him out, so he died in the rainforest.”
[I’ll be damned, that vicious!]
[Mom, ah, that big brother…it’s his own skin after all, so cruel]
[How itchy this must be…I’m getting goosebumps. SOS]
[Fortunately, Brother Lu called for an emergency stop]
[Ahem, it’s still not very reliable for Beauty to survive in the wilderness]
[Laughing to death, indeed]
Lu Liran coughed lightly and said to Ke Ji: “It’s really hard to distinguish this kind of moss. You’d better make a fire and I’ll peel off the moss.”
Ke Ji could only nod. He did not understand this aspect as clearly as Lu Liran.
[His Excellency, Commander, is indeed disliked, hahaha]
[Brother Lu is so confused that he actually dislikes his idol hahaha]
[Between the unbearable pain and the commander’s face, just chose to abandon the latter (dog head)]
Lu Liran glanced at the live broadcast room and touched the tip of his nose without making any rebuttal.
He walked some distance inside and reached a relatively open area. The ground was covered with a layer of green moss, which is also the most common type of moss and can be used.
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[The male protagonist is outside, the female protagonist is inside…ugh——SaltandPepperSteak gifted the anchor 1x Top-quality Wagyu Beef]
[Laughing to death, Brother Lu’s cosmic strong A will not accept refutation]
[Okay, okay, the feature film is here, Brother Lu is looking for something to eat! —— CharcoalGrilledBullfrog gifted the anchor 1000x Rice grains]
[!!! If you didn’t remind me upstairs, I almost forgot]
[Brother Lu, who has eaten crocodile meat, which small animal will he attack this time…]
[I think the curved-mouthed lizard they encountered before is quite suitable]
[+1 I see Brother Lu has been staring for a long time, there must be some hidden meaning]
[Hahahahahahaha, damn, have you ever considered Brother Lu’s feelings!]
If there is fish and food in the swamp waters, there will naturally be some on land, you just need to know where to look.
Both sides of the ancient road are land and swamps, and the boundaries are not clear. As for the swamps, most of them are shallow and shallow, only calf-deep. There is not much threat. Lu Liran will also go into the water to try his luck.
“Look at the tree over there!” Lu Liran narrowed his eyes slightly, jumped forward quickly, pressed his palm directly on the tree, grabbed the thing tightly, and the drone lens came closer, “It’s a tree frog.”
“It’s not poisonous and can be eaten.” He said. He took out the dagger with his other hand and cut off the small pointed head with one knife. It could be seen that its limbs were still twitching and kicking.
Lu Liran squeezed the blood and internal organs out of the severed neck and stuffed it into his pocket.
“Not a bad opening.” Lu Liran grinned, “It seems like we’re pretty lucky today.”
[Hiss, look at my ID, my head goes cold—— CharchoalGrilledBullfrog gifted the anchor 1x Top-quality Wagyu Beef]
[Hahahahahaha, this is definitely Brother Lu’s recipe]
[Fortunately, there are many parasites in frogs, so Brother Lu won’t eat them alive, otherwise the scene would have been very awkward]
[Sister, I advise you to change your name hahahaha]
Not long after Lu Liran walked forward, he was very lucky as he said, and soon he caught another long-horned beetle.
This thing stopped on a waist-high weed. Before it could escape, it was caught by Lu Liran with quick eyes and hands.
“The long-horned beetle gets its name from its pincers. Have you seen this pair of giant pincers? Despite its small size, it is powerful enough to cut off a branch as thick as a finger.” Lu Liran grabbed the sides of the beetle’s body to prevent it from attacking him, and held it up in front of the drone’s lens.
They saw the long-horned beetle, which was half the size of his hand, baring its teeth and waving its claws.
“This one belongs to me first. I’ll take it back to him when I find the other one.” Lu Liran said while skillfully holding down and removing the head with a knife, “Of course, I mean if you really can’t find other edible food. Anyway, there are a lot of bugs here, so there is always something to eat.”
[Beauty will be moved to tears, hahahahaha]
[Commander: No need!]
[I don’t know for a moment whether Desolate Star hates the Commander more, or the anchor hates the Commander more]
[Hahahahahahahaha, love to the depths naturally…?]
“The pincers have to go too. You see it can still wield the pliers after its head is removed. I don’t want it to be still moving after it has entered my throat.” Lu Liran narrowed his eyes, used a dagger to break two more large pincers before grabbing the tenebrous body and bringing it to his mouth.
Everyone in the live broadcast room gasped——
[Fuck, fuck, fuck, just eat it raw like this?! I thought that when the anchor said “it’s mine”, he meant to go back and cook it before eating it!?]
[Look at the newcomers upstairs! But Brother Lu really hasn’t eaten something like this for a long time! —— PickledPepperChickenFeet gifted the anchor 1x Sukiyaki Pot]
[Visual feast (bushi)]
Lu Liran put the beetle into his mouth, but after a while, he immediately pulled it out.
[There are actually bugs that Brother Lu put in his mouth and took out again?!]
[Does it taste that bad?]
[It seems like he didn’t chew it]
[I just said how could the anchor eat bugs? Sure enough, he can’t eat them even if he pretends to be so]
Lu Liran narrowed his eyes and let out a slight “hiss”: “I didn’t realize it had little pincers on its other thin feet, so tiny they’re barely noticeable, but they’re quite a hook, I’ll have to go through a few of them.”
While he was talking, the drone camera was aimed at the corner of his mouth, and sure enough, one of the long legs of the long-horned beetle hooked Lu Liran’s lips, which hurt a little.
Lu Liran pulled off the beetle, removed all the thin legs, and put it back into his mouth.
The beetle with iron pincers was a little too big to fit in one mouthful. Lu Liran pulled half of it and bit into a piece, and an unknown liquid immediately jumped out of his mouth.
The “crunching” sound of chewing is particularly clear under the drone footage.
Lu Liran frowned slightly, took a few bites and swallowed, spit out a small piece of the hard carapace, and then stuffed the remaining half into his mouth.
[Eat hastily!? Take it out and put it back to eat?! —— TheInsectDiedwithremainingGrievance gifted the anchor 1x Sushi]
[He bit it down before I could react!]
[The anchor is a ruthless person, I will stay in this live broadcast room! —— FriedPipa gifted the anchor 1x Buddha Jumping Over the Wall]
[Help, it looks very juicy…]
[Stop talking, yuck]
Lu Liran frowned and finished eating, he wiped the corners of his mouth with his sleeve, and said: “Although it doesn’t taste very good, it can at least provide some energy and protein.”
Lu Liran hadn’t caught up on his dinner intake yet, so he didn’t give up. Seeing that it was getting dark, Lu Liran didn’t go further, but started to turn back.
“Looks like I have to try my luck in the water.” He told the camera.
After pushing aside the waist-high grass and walking a few dozen meters further, the solid soil under his feet began to become moist and soft.
The next step, Lu Liran suddenly stepped into a swamp that was submerged up to his calves!
“Plop”, With a splash of water, Lu Liran stabilized his balance, then he carefully looked around and said, “Fortunately, it’s not too deep here, but if the water level were ten centimeters higher, it would most likely be a hunting ground for crocodiles and lizards to lurk and attack, so I have to be more careful about changes in the water level and the surrounding environment.”
Lu Liran said this, but had no intention of going back and flinching.
After soaking in the water for nearly half an hour, Lu Liran finally found a target.
There was something in the turbid water, and Lu Liran saw it.
His muscles tensed slightly, and he suddenly pounced into the water, causing water to splash everywhere!
He quickly suppressed the guy underneath him who was constantly twisting and trying to break away. His palms failed to grasp the slippery skin several times. In the end, he grabbed the slender tail and lifted it out of the water!
Lu Liran didn’t say anything, and before he even saw what it was, he just flung the prey in his hand towards the nearby tree stump.
He swung it several times in one go, knocking the struggling prey unconscious before stopping.
[Oh my god, what a violent output—— DroolingBaby gifted the anchor 1x White truffle]
[The violent beauty is my Brother Lu]
[What did Brother Lu smash…? Feel like a crocodile?]
[The anchor has a problem with crocodiles, right…Crocodile eating broadcast?
[The crocodile is bigger than this, right?]
“It’s the juvenile form of a curved-billed lizard, probably only two or three years old.” Lu Liran was breathing heavily. The originally energetic little guy was now hanging limply in his hand, and he had the opportunity to take a closer look.
[…you won’t be visted by its paretns, right]
[Hiss, don’t be scary!]
“No, so much so, it feels quite safe to see it here.” Lu Liran picked up the little lizard, he climbed up to the shore, grinned and said, “Adult male curved-billed lizards will eat their young. Since it can appear here, it means that there should be no adult male curve-billed lizard around.”
“The female curve-billed lizard usually only lives with her cubs for about half a year before leaving. So if you catch it, you don’t have to worry about retaliation.”
Such a small lizard, about 70 to 80 centimeters long, can barely serve as dinner for two people.
Lu Liran dealt with the bent-mouthed lizard on the spot to avoid bringing it to the camp to attract other beasts.
He skinned it and removed its internal organs, then washed away the blood from his hands, kicked all the bloody remnants into the swamp, and then stood up and left.
After all this trouble, the sky was getting dark, and Lu Liran speeded up his return journey.
When he returned to the camp, he saw the fire jumping in the camp. It looked very warm and safe. Lu Liran strode towards the fire.
“You’re back?” Ke Ji was changing his dressing when he heard footsteps and looked up, and saw Lu Liran’s lower body was wet.
“I caught a baby curve-mouthed lizard and a small tree frog, which can be grilled on skewers.” Lu Liran said, taking a closer look at the injuries on Ke Ji’s body.
It’s much better, but the wound is pulled repeatedly and the scabs are easily stretched, so the recovery is a bit slow.
Ke Ji put down his clothes.
The beast meat was skewered on sticks, and the fat was roasted sizzling, and the aroma immediately aroused the feeling of hunger.
The two of them finished the small dinner in just a moment.
While he was warming himself by the campfire, he heard a sudden “sha-sha” sound coming from the grass behind him.
Lu Liran’s scalp tightened, he suddenly drew the dagger and held it in his hand, turning around to defend himself.
As the sound gradually approached, Ke Ji took a step forward, stopped Lu Liran behind him, and whispered: “Cooperate from the side.”
Lu Liran nodded slightly when he heard his words, he walked quietly into the night on the side, and quickly merged with the night. If it weren’t for the drone’s lens, even the audience in the live broadcast room would not be able to find their anchor.
Not long after, a tall and large shadow finally appeared in the rustling grass. At first glance, it looked like a black bear. Lu Liran couldn’t help but inhale, and his pupils shrank sharply.
However, when the shadow came closer, it suddenly jumped forward, fell into the grass, and then became motionless.
Lu Liran and Ke Ji exchanged a look, and they approached cautiously, pushing aside the grass.
Where is the black bear! He is clearly a man!
When Ke Ji saw this, he turned the man over. The man was unconscious, his face was covered in blood, his clothes were in tatters, and there was a serious injury on his waist and abdomen with bones visible.
Lu Liran blurted out: “Why is it him!?”
Ke Ji looked up at Lu Liran in surprise when he heard this: “Do you know him?”
Lu Liran nodded slightly. The unconscious man in front of him was especially coincidental, not only did he recognize him, there were probably quite a few people in the live broadcast room who were familiar with him.
[Wait a minute, the eyebrows look familiar…]
[Hey, who is this? Factory!!]
[Oh oh oh oh oh!! Jiang Kun!]
[Fuck, is he the wilderness anchor who competes with Brother Lu?]
[Could it be, he also came here to do a live broadcast……and then he overturned?]
[It shouldn’t be a live broadcast, I think he hasn’t updated the live broadcast room for a long time]
[Then why is this person here?]
Sunnyshies: Hahaha, let’s welcome Jiang Kun! Man, late update, this should be yesterday. I’ve been very impatient lately, just want to be lazy and read novels. I didn’t even put the pictures of the ancient road I searched before. Sigh~
Jaws would have been a very different movie.
Also I didn’t see that coming and it’d frkn hilarious
*it’s
Thank you for the chapter. And what?!?
Jiang Kun??!
Poor guy is turning into a recurring HELPLESS character hahahahaha.
Survival expert, mire like getting over your head expert lol.
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