The Theory of QueerbaitingCh41 - Extra 3: MengYan’s First Appearance and JiaXin’s Daily Sweetness

Just after he finished work, You Xin sat in the nanny car and rubbed his eyes. Although he was physically tired, he was very excited inside. Only because he would see Duan Jiashu when he gets home in a moment.

You Xin and Duan Jiashu have been together for more than a year. Although they get tired of working together every day, it is inevitable that they will be separated temporarily after they have other jobs. For example, this time, You Xin hasn’t seen the other for half a month because Duan Jiashu was out filming. Although he and Duan Jiashu video called constantly, he still felt that only when he saw the real person can he solve the pain of his lovesickness. Fortunately, the new year was coming soon. Duan Jiashu finished his work this year, and You Xin pushed the rest of the unimportant work to the end of the festival. In this way, when they get home, they can have a long holiday and stick together for a long time. Although, Yu-jie and Wen-ge both expressed their contempt for this behavior. dH0tw8

You Xin was listening to Yu-jie sitting in the front talking to herself. “What kind of feng shui does that former boy group of yours have, you’re all bent!”

You Xin subconsciously processed the words. “What do you mean bent?”

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“Oh, so you don’t know yet. Isn’t your relationship with Liu Yanhui very good? He didn’t tell you? You two brothers are really going to become two sisters! That young master Meng Shaodong and your captain Liu Yanhui are together! ”

“What?!” You Xin was a little sleepy earlier, but now he was completely awakened by Yu-jie’s words. “Yu-jie, where did you hear that? That’s nonsense!” 5bkFeV

“How can it be nonsense?! Liu Yanhui’s stylist told me that recently, Meng Shaodong had been sending flowers to Liu Yanhui every day. He didn’t say it, but he also sent watches and cars before. You say that they weren’t in love, but young master Meng could only keep Liu Yanhui!”

“It’s impossible!” You Xin doesn’t believe that Liu Yanhui is in love with Meng Shaodong? That’s bullsh*t! No, he has to ask the person concerned!

After You Xin and Liu Yanhui let go of their previous matters and although they will still care about each other like friends, they were no longer as close as before. But for this matter, You Xin feels that he still has to ask Liu Yanhui clearly. Is he with Meng Shaodong? Liu Yanhui, don’t even think about it!

Thinking of this, You Xin took out his phone and sent Liu Yanhui a WeChat message.

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You Xin: 【Hui-ge, I heard you’re with Meng Shaodong. Is that true?】

As soon as You Xin sent it, he saw a response on the WeChat interface, which showed that the other was typing, but there was no response. After a while, Liu Yanhui finally replied with news.
Liu Yanhui: 【… Sort of】

Oh my God, it’s true! You Xin had no time to sigh, then sent another message to the other.

You Xin: 【What’s this? Why are you with Meng Shaodong? That guy is so bad though, did he force you?】 yudhYH

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Liu Yanhui: 【Why are you always in other people’s affairs? Go home to your husband!】
You Xin: 【…】 n3TyPl

This was a familiar feeling, and You Xin frowned incredulously. Sure enough, after a while, another message was sent.

Liu Yanhui: 【Just now, Meng Shaodong took my phone. That one was sent by him. I just spoke to him. Don’t worry, Xiao Xin. I know the things about Meng Shaodong and me well.】

You Xin: 【OK, Hui-ge, since you say so, I won’t say more, but if you need help, you must tell me!】
Liu Yanhui: 【good [smiling face]】

You Xin put down his phone and felt mixed feelings. The world is also amazing. After a while, Meng Shaodong was now with Liu Yanhui. He remembered that Meng Shaodong didn’t like men. In the past, when they were still in the same group, Meng Shaodong bullied him all day, calling him a little mother, a little slowpoke, and an tuoyouping. However, the other was very popular, had a good background and sharp mouth. You Xin was often bullied and pitiful. If it weren't for their captain to deal with it, he didn't know how much injustice he would suffer. People like Meng Shaodong were basically straight men cancer. How could he have a relationship with the captain? You Xin was puzzled, but he was relieved after thinking of Liu Yanhui's sudden confession to him. Maybe he was so naive that he didn't know a lot of things. KBnquX

You Xin was thinking blindly here. He saw that the phone vibrated again and he opened it to see that someone has come to add his WeChat. You Xin opened the app and discovered that the "new friend" was Meng Shaodong. The other wrote in the verification message: 【You Xin, don't spoil my good deeds. I haven't settled accounts with you about Xiao Yan's love for you before!】

You Xin: 【…】

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This standard Meng Shaodong tone was really fresh in his memory. You Xin rolled his eyes and didn't intend to talk to the other. Who knew that after a while, he saw Meng Shaodong sent another one: 【Xiao Yan and I are tired of it. Even if you become abandoned by Duan, you won't go back to him anymore. Be by yourself~】
You Xin: 【…】

"CNM"! That’s what I really want to say! jzvUwT

When You Xin got home and opened the door, he saw Duan Jiashu and so he swooped and rushed into the other's arms.

He stood on tiptoe and kissed Duan Jiashu three times in a row.

Duan Jiashu was very surprised. He also got excited and held You Xin to himself like a child. "Xin Xin, why are you so enthusiastic today?"

You Xin blinked and said only the partial truth "because I miss you!" Another part of the reason is that he was hurt by Meng Shaodong's angry messages, so when he saw Duan Jiashu, he felt that his boyfriend was very good and wanted to kiss him! Duan Shu doesn't want to talk to him about such a good thing. nBEgQR

Fortunately, Duan Jiashu didn't notice. After a long drought and not meeting, they soon began to kiss. When they were about to do something indescribable, they heard several anxious cat meows. You Xin looked down and saw Xiao Hua.

Xiao Hua ran out of the study and opened her innocent eyes. The person who heard the meow was sad and the person who saw the meow shed tears. It went to Duan Jiashu's side, stood beside his legs, looked up and saw that the man who had been feeding her recently picked up his father (this man should be her father, she hasn't seen him for a long time, and she can't remember clearly), with his legs hanging in the air and his feet off the ground. Dad must not be able to feed himself like this. What should she do?

Xiao Hua thought about it with her smart brain and immediately put her feet on the ground as support to make her upper body stand up. It put her legs on Duan Jiashu's leg and scratched You Xin's butt with her claws on. "meow, meow ~"

You Xin got scratched by Xiao Hua and immediately shouted, "Duan Xiaoxin, what are you doing! Stop being a demon and I'll feed you right away!" q9YJXp

Hearing her papa calling her name, Xiao Hua immediately retreated to one side, but she was still meowing. She looked pure and innocent but fat and looked forward to eating.

You Xin had no choice but to jump down from Duan Jiashu. "Why don't you know to feed Xiao Hua when you get home? Look, she’s hungry!"

Duan Jiashu got interrupted by his cat. He was also got very unhappy. He complained to You Xin, "I fed it dried fish half an hour ago? Didn't I also feed Xiao Hua before going to bed?"

You Xin opened a can, scooped up half a can of cat food and mixed the wet food with the dry food. While doing this, he answered Duan Jiashu's question. "That's before you left. Now it's gotten cold lately. Xiao Hua used to exercise a lot, but she can't eat more than before. Moreover, she’s been too spoiled. Now she doesn't care about anything except eating." dsoHjI

Duan Jiashu smelled the food and looked at Xiao Hua with sympathetic eyes. Xiao Hua meowed pitifully to Duan Jiashu, then grabbed You Xin's trouser legs tightly and looked straight at the bowl.

After they fed Xiao Hua, the two people leaned together warmly, watching their cat eat like a hungry tiger with a satisfying light in their eyes. After watching for a while, You Xin felt Duan Jiashu's hand on his waist start to get restless. "Xin Xin, I came back sooner this time and bought you a lot of gifts. Do you want to see it?"

"Huh? You brought me gifts when you went to Dabi Mountain to film? Did you buy local specialities?" You Xin took Duan Jiashu's restless hand and shook it, smiling as he asked.

"No," Duan Jiashu shook his head. "I bought it online. It just arrived home. Come and have a look with me." Duan Jiashu's eyes lit up. Although his expression changed little, the excitement on his face didn’t look deceiving. You Xin looked at the other suspiciously but he still followed Duan Jiashu to the room. Duan Jiashu brought the things over, and they were all kinds of things packaged in English. You Xin didn't learn English very well. He only recognized one that said imported sweets. bG4HtV

He looked at Duan Jiashu and saw the other's encouraging expression, so he opened the box of sweets first. As soon as he opened the lid, he smelled the smell of fruit. He saw that it was full of lollipops. It looked like there were all kinds of flavors, and the packaging was also delicate looking. You Xin gave a curious look, "Duan Jiashu, why did you give me this? I'm not a child to want you to buy me candies."

"This is not just candy. This candy is the type that’s for adults only."

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At Duan Jiashu's meaningful look, You Xin immediately realized what he meant. Sure enough, when you opened the "Lollipop", You Xin found that it was clearly actually a condom.

You Xin: … MSpToj

You Xin was no longer the one who always blushed and got shy because of Duan Jiashu. After a year of practice, You Xin has calmed down a lot. You Xin looked at Duan Jiashu wordlessly, "Who would buy their lover a big box of condoms as a gift? What kind of gift is this? I don't need this now, and we're not using it all!"

"I didn't just buy this, I also bought a lot of other things for you." Duan Jiashu immediately opened the next parcel and took out a silicone item that looked like an octopus. While explaining to You Xin, he also broke it with his hand and gave it to You Xin. "This is for you. You see, it’s particularly flexible and practical, and these heads can be stuffed in. When we have s*x, I can put it in you. When we watch the video…"

"Duan Jiashu, what did you even buy? Are you going to break me?" You Xin blushed in shame. Apparently, he still overestimated himself and underestimated Duan Jiashu. Unexpectedly, while being in a car for a year, Duan Jiashu has driven a high-speed railway and left him to dust.

"How can I be willing to break you, Xin Xin?" Duan Jiashu looked at him like he was very hurt, "This has food grade silica gel. Its shape and size are also scientifically designed. It is a very safe tool! I know you think I bought some immoral things, but I bought them for our harmonious s*x life! Isn't it a very reasonable requirement to pursue a harmonious s*x life? Xin Xin, why do you always resist this?" ILFd7E

You Xin blinked and was stunned by Duan Jiashu's speech. He thought in his heart, that although Duan Jiashu's behavior looked very coquettish, it's actually very rare to have a boyfriend like him who pays special attention to the feelings of his other half. Maybe he should cherish it. It's not a good thing to always fight with each other.

After understanding this, You Xin stammered, "Okay, but I haven't used this kind of thing before. You should be careful when you use it."

Duan Jiashu’s eyes immediately lit up like searchlights. "Relax, Xin Xin. I studied well! Look at this, I have bought this ice cream. When we make love, you can feel the pleasure of ice and fire! And this is edible, it’s very convenient, we don’t need to clean up when we have s*x.”
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You Xin: …

The Duan Jiashu high-speed railway is too fast. He felt a little carsick. Is it still time to get off now? fE 51z

Translator's Note

拖油瓶= a derogatory term to call a woman who brought her child into her 2nd marriage. I couldn’t think of a proper way to translate this term, so I went with the pinyin >.<"

Translator's Note

abbreviated form of "cao ni ma" which means "f*ck you/your mother"

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